"The Beat-Off Machine". Nice, straightforward name. None of this high-tech "UltraJack SRX 9000" or fancy-schmancy "Gentleman's Discreet Delight" nonsense. Just a good ol' "Beat-Off Machine". Classic.
Well said. We can make Nukes, masturbation machines made of Legos, and we have a nationwide stock exchange. In other words we're all angry, horny, and greedy.
you for got to wipe the ex ex jell off
beepsbobby1 1 week ago
"and i'll leave this one untested" my ass
69Kinglouis 3 months ago
how much?
TheComputingSolution 3 months ago
i think you need a biger crank shaft. if you know what i mean
67ford1 3 months ago
Put something soft on it... It would hurt. Have you tried it xD?
LegoTechPlane 5 months ago
geil xD
Sab2Intros 7 months ago
my dick got cutt off so the doctor made me one out of legos .ive look all over the place but cant find one of those how much do they cost lol
riverhascall14 8 months ago
that must hurt like fuck
Gizmotrold 8 months ago
the fact that you made a masturbation device is one thing
the fact that you made it out of legos takes it to a whole new level of virginity
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do you used this?
PiterAXPL 11 months ago
you used this?
PiterAXPL 11 months ago
that sure is a small "dick" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ihavenousername11 1 year ago
ROFL!!!!
72mine 1 year ago
This guy clearly doesn't have a gf
goodigel151151 1 year ago
attach a fleshlight on it
HeVsuit 1 year ago
FYI.......That's NOT Lego, that's the Errector Set! Lol
SKOTxFREE 1 year ago
can you make REALLY BIGGER CICRLE?
jasonhalloween 1 year ago
You're a GOD!
OussamaFayrir 1 year ago
perfect for this xmas, wonder if it will be a available on sextoys r us
taitaporno 1 year ago
This would hurt me, it's too small! xD
Herr2maZ 1 year ago
i wouldnt trust that thing with my dick
xxTaKe2xx 1 year ago
perve
jtermyna1998 1 year ago
verry nice!!
Tonynator1992 1 year ago
looks like someone is no way near to getting laid soon
HHhHHhaa
tHeWasTeDYouTh 1 year ago
EPIC WIN
gulazeater 1 year ago
that's just wrong man, besides it would hurt a lot but lol
Diegobrandan15 1 year ago
How much is it?
r13xas 1 year ago
haha, i knew that someone would have done this.
chriswel 1 year ago
it works great now if u can make a girl face with a naked body lol
mikek10304 1 year ago
great work......
ThanatosTwenty 1 year ago
I wish to purchase your machine.
enyafan1988 1 year ago
That thing is amazing!
But... One will need hexagonal penis! :D
7dexter 2 years ago
Best... Lego... EVER
(almost died of laughing)
Nighthawk532 2 years ago 2
ouchhh
FunOnTheFarm7 2 years ago 2
WTF?! o_O
nightmare1015 2 years ago
...can't...stop...laughing!...!...
"The Beat-Off Machine". Nice, straightforward name. None of this high-tech "UltraJack SRX 9000" or fancy-schmancy "Gentleman's Discreet Delight" nonsense. Just a good ol' "Beat-Off Machine". Classic.
landraiderares 2 years ago
haahahahahahahha good :D
bikelublin 2 years ago
where can i buy one?
Rp707 2 years ago
he didnt buy i think. i think he made one
halofreak117222 2 years ago
lol
spineosaur 2 years ago
ouch...
gameguide10159 2 years ago
he probably used it more power to him lol
nooloo3000 2 years ago
sieht so aus, als hättest du viel zu viel langeweile und freizeit.
brandon100prozent 2 years ago
du hast echt keine hobbys
ichsageuchnichtmeinp 2 years ago
do want
sinep2012 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahah
madogs666 2 years ago
There you go! YEEEAAAHH!!!
jeffjeffreyjefferson 2 years ago 20
OMFG!
DIABLO0466 2 years ago 2
without vaseline might hurt a bit :D
GloriousDeeJay 2 years ago 5
LMFAO!!!
KellyNUTS 2 years ago
I never thought anyone else would come up with that :P
Demonsmight 2 years ago 3
Haha. Well done my man.
tschafer204 2 years ago 2
This is mint haha.. you can buy things like this for £300 from Japan lol. Get em made and on Ebay mate and you will make a small fortune :P
chapterix 2 years ago
wow the circonference of the penis must be very large
canonballXD 2 years ago 2
C'est une machine à éplucher les asperges, vous avez vraiment l'esprit mal tourné.
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funwithKirsten4u75 3 years ago
wtf dude thats really gay
tetramincolor2000 3 years ago 3
dude seriously get a girl......
kruazder 3 years ago
You should patent that ASAP!
Flashed6 3 years ago
you need girl :P
goliatron 3 years ago
THIS ... IS ... WRONG !!!
Tronicmania 3 years ago
wow
ulkord 3 years ago
put some soft cloth on the inside
Olpaj 3 years ago
-.- ehm...
XcelentTom 3 years ago
that's what i call a toy
Freewaretutor 3 years ago
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Plastyk90 3 years ago 2
YES finly a man steps in with a lego MACHINE!
cougarspwn 3 years ago
amazing :D
xabaras123 3 years ago
ur a virgin arent u
ssssssssssammy 3 years ago
perfect.. i have been finding something that can jerk off my hexagonal dick....
jkiang 3 years ago 86
hhahaha
andyhug90 2 years ago
@jkiang ASAUHSUAHSUAHSUHASUHAUSHAUHSUAHSUAHSUHASUHAUSHAUSHAUHSUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHS
ruryom 1 year ago
you are mad! :D
Nieznani 3 years ago
haha dude youre totally sick :P make it adjustable so you could adjust the width of your dick :P
sugroven 3 years ago
try attaching a dildo to it
rejoycement 3 years ago
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lifesaucks6 3 years ago
lol
themagiccoasterlover 3 years ago
Yay for being highly abrasive!
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SumoSatsuma 3 years ago
hahahaha XDDDD it is rly crazy :D:D
CrazYH4x 3 years ago 4
haha omg lol.
brilliant XD
Scorge120 3 years ago 3
there, i made it, omg its soooo good
larzzy14 3 years ago 3
have u tried it?
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nice, im making that!
larzzy14 3 years ago 4
hahha
goofiestdeezil 3 years ago 3
instructions plz? XD
tranman978 3 years ago 5
seriusly you are loneley
Baither 3 years ago
LOLZ!
sqush3 3 years ago 3
hahah classic
Siricko14 3 years ago 2
ow... lemme say that again... ow... did that scrape off some wax? lmao hahahaha
Bpokorny1 3 years ago
how much...jk
kinfolkin 3 years ago 2
Now, that's thinking outside of the box.
bealz 3 years ago 3
yeah, it is
Darkpaint84 3 years ago
wtf
brianmt 3 years ago
fuck that
freeroam1989 3 years ago
lol funny ........ wot kind of a sad act makes that sorta thing lol
bowertron692 3 years ago
my penis too big for that
nicksam112 3 years ago
horrible...
tk10 3 years ago
Hot.
AnAngryHippo 3 years ago
wow, this made me laugh so hard i cried
bluejman 3 years ago 4
epic win ;O
novaatje 4 years ago 2
lol
kakashi6000 4 years ago
i don't even dare to put my penis in that, looks painful ^^
tukker50 4 years ago 4
This is to small for me.
AND WHERE YOU CAN PUT YOUR PENIS IN THAT ?
Mirkil 4 years ago
hahaha, thats pretty funny!
dangermouse852 4 years ago
Ok, I have GOT to get a lego NXT set now.
ssbmmasterxyz 4 years ago
omg,i want one
Robot300 4 years ago
Where can i get one of thoes? :O :P
Kiddodk 4 years ago
Anyone else told you you sound like Adam Sandler?
mephis 4 years ago
ROFL
SyDiko 4 years ago
LoL
chase2kk 4 years ago
oh my god that cracked me up! XD
Lassenissen 4 years ago
idiot...
homerVSburns 4 years ago
There is absolutely no limit to human ingenuity when it comes to making war, love or money.
wowthungsten 4 years ago 4
Well said. We can make Nukes, masturbation machines made of Legos, and we have a nationwide stock exchange. In other words we're all angry, horny, and greedy.
LegendsIncorporated 4 years ago 5
true very true
heronprankers 4 years ago
dude, i say this with all due respect, you have way to much time on ur hands
elrick43 4 years ago 8
It only took me 20 minutes to build it. I had to take it apart right away though, my girlfriend felt threatened. lol
BBall1561 4 years ago 6
omfg lolllllll
GadKing 4 years ago
What happens if you got a small dick?
jba10028 4 years ago 4
wudnt u like to know
brian940808 4 years ago
that must hurt, not for me
sonnyps2 4 years ago 6
ive never laughed so hard becuase of legos!
lmfaooo!
TheGuyNamedJake 4 years ago 6
Funnyest shit Ive ever seen. Im in tears laughing.
Bookoowookoo 4 years ago 4
Can't wait for the version with teabag stimulation receptacle and automated ejaculate container.
InterestingBoredom 4 years ago 4
omg i need this thing
oOoKennyoOo 4 years ago 2
LEGO rulez
kurczepieczone 4 years ago
Awesome invention I loved it!
TallMaster54 4 years ago
haaaa nice dude
civil238 4 years ago
lol OUCH thats gotta hurt
Neosin1 4 years ago
thats AWSOME XD
stovritmike 5 years ago