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  • you for got to wipe the ex ex jell off

  • "and i'll leave this one untested" my ass

  • how much?

  • i think you need a biger crank shaft. if you know what i mean

  • Put something soft on it... It would hurt. Have you tried it xD?

  • geil xD

  • my dick got cutt off so the doctor made me one out of legos .ive look all over the place but cant find one of those how much do they cost lol

  • that must hurt like fuck

  • the fact that you made a masturbation device is one thing

    the fact that you made it out of legos takes it to a whole new level of virginity

  • you used this?

  • that sure is a small "dick" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  • ROFL!!!!

  • This guy clearly doesn't have a gf

  • attach a fleshlight on it

  • FYI.......That's NOT Lego, that's the Errector Set! Lol

  • can you make REALLY BIGGER CICRLE?

  • You're a GOD!

  • perfect for this xmas, wonder if it will be a available on sextoys r us

  • This would hurt me, it's too small! xD

  • i wouldnt trust that thing with my dick

  • perve

  • verry nice!!

  • looks like someone is no way near to getting laid soon

    HHhHHhaa

  • EPIC WIN

  • that's just wrong man, besides it would hurt a lot but lol

  • How much is it?

  • haha, i knew that someone would have done this.

  • it works great now if u can make a girl face with a naked body lol

  • great work......

  • I wish to purchase your machine.

  • That thing is amazing!

    But... One will need hexagonal penis! :D

  • Best... Lego... EVER

    (almost died of laughing)

  • ouchhh

  • WTF?! o_O

  • ...can't...stop...laughing!...­!...

    "The Beat-Off Machine". Nice, straightforward name. None of this high-tech "UltraJack SRX 9000" or fancy-schmancy "Gentleman's Discreet Delight" nonsense. Just a good ol' "Beat-Off Machine". Classic.

  • haahahahahahahha good :D

  • where can i buy one?

  • he didnt buy i think. i think he made one

  • lol

  • ouch...

  • he probably used it more power to him lol

  • sieht so aus, als hättest du viel zu viel langeweile und freizeit.

  • du hast echt keine hobbys

  • do want

  • hahahahahahahahah

  • There you go! YEEEAAAHH!!!

  • OMFG!

  • without vaseline might hurt a bit :D

  • LMFAO!!!

  • I never thought anyone else would come up with that :P

  • Haha. Well done my man.

  • This is mint haha.. you can buy things like this for £300 from Japan lol. Get em made and on Ebay mate and you will make a small fortune :P

  • wow the circonference of the penis must be very large

  • C'est une machine à éplucher les asperges, vous avez vraiment l'esprit mal tourné.

  • wtf dude thats really gay

  • dude seriously get a girl......

  • You should patent that ASAP!

  • you need girl  :P

  • THIS ... IS ... WRONG !!!

  • wow

  • put some soft cloth on the inside

  • -.- ehm...

  • that's what i call a toy

  • ][_,([])][_,

  • YES finly a man steps in with a lego MACHINE!

  • amazing :D

  • ur a virgin arent u

  • perfect.. i have been finding something that can jerk off my hexagonal dick....

  • hhahaha

  • @jkiang ASAUHSUAHSUAHSUHASUHAUSHAUHSUA­HSUAHSUHASUHAUSHAUSHAUHSUAHSUA­HSUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHS

  • you are mad! :D

  • haha dude youre totally sick :P make it adjustable so you could adjust the width of your dick :P

  • try attaching a dildo to it

  • lol

  • Yay for being highly abrasive!

  • hahahaha XDDDD it is rly crazy :D:D

  • haha omg lol.

    brilliant XD

  • there, i made it, omg its soooo good

  • have u tried it?

  • hahha

  • instructions plz? XD

  • seriusly you are loneley

  • LOLZ!

  • hahah classic

  • ow... lemme say that again... ow... did that scrape off some wax? lmao hahahaha

  • how much...jk

  • Now, that's thinking outside of the box.

  • yeah, it is

  • wtf

  • fuck that

  • lol funny ........ wot kind of a sad act makes that sorta thing lol

  • my penis too big for that

  • horrible...

  • Hot.

  • wow, this made me laugh so hard i cried

  • epic win ;O

  • lol

  • i don't even dare to put my penis in that, looks painful ^^

  • This is to small for me.

    AND WHERE YOU CAN PUT YOUR PENIS IN THAT ?

  • hahaha, thats pretty funny!

  • Ok, I have GOT to get a lego NXT set now.

  • omg,i want one

  • Where can i get one of thoes? :O :P

  • Anyone else told you you sound like Adam Sandler?

  • ROFL

  • LoL

  • oh my god that cracked me up! XD

  • idiot...

  • There is absolutely no limit to human ingenuity when it comes to making war, love or money.

  • Well said. We can make Nukes, masturbation machines made of Legos, and we have a nationwide stock exchange. In other words we're all angry, horny, and greedy.

  • true very true

  • dude, i say this with all due respect, you have way to much time on ur hands

  • It only took me 20 minutes to build it.  I had to take it apart right away though, my girlfriend felt threatened. lol

  • omfg lolllllll

  • What happens if you got a small dick?

  • wudnt u like to know

  • that must hurt, not for me

  • ive never laughed so hard becuase of legos!

    lmfaooo!

  • Funnyest shit Ive ever seen. Im in tears laughing.

  • Can't wait for the version with teabag stimulation receptacle and automated ejaculate container.

  • omg i need this thing

  • LEGO rulez

  • Awesome invention I loved it!

  • haaaa nice dude

  • lol OUCH thats gotta hurt

  • thats AWSOME XD

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