Irish Drinking Song

[TheWolfman7078]

who is this by?

[Alverrow]

this songs real name is The Chandler's Wife

[crrazyy]

1:11 too ugly to prostitute and stupid. sounds like a good deal

[iTwitchAlot1]

1:23 that kid sleepin is a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER for not waking up haha i woulda been up punchin the fire thrower in the neck haha

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

So come all you married men take heed whenever you go to town,

And if you leave your wife alone be sure and tie her down,

And if you'll be so kind to her just lie her down there on the floor,

And give her so much as a (clap clap-clap), she doesn't want dandy more,

Aye and give her so much as a (clap clap-clap), she doesn't want dandy more.

Oi!

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

So many's the night and many's the day when the chandler wasn't home,

To get meself some candles to the chandler's shop I'd roam,

But never's the one she give to me, she give to me instead,

A little bit more of that (clap clap-clap) to light me way to bed,

Just a little bit more of that (clap clap-clap) to light me way to bed,

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

Now when the fun was over and done the lady raised her head,

And very surprised was she to find me standing by the bed,

"If you will be discreet me boy if you will be so kind,

why don't you come up for some (clap clap-clap) whenever you feel inclined?"

"Well why don't you come up for some (clap clap-clap) whenever you feel inclined?"

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

As I went into the chandlers' shop some candles for to buy,

I went inside the chandler's shop but no one could I spy,

Now I was disappointed so some angry words I said,

When I heard the sound of a (clap clap-clap) a-right above me head. x2

Now I was quick and I was slick so up the stairs I fled,

And very surprised was I to find the chandler's wife in bed,

And with her was another man of quite considerable size,

And they were havin' a (clap clap-clap) a-right before me eyes. x2

[cwilbaby]

Wanna know how to make your girlfriend scream during sex??........Call her and tell her.

[dibovideo]

23 people got caught using DNA evidence.

[UnicornProductionz]

Save Masturbation 4 Home PLZ!!!!! LMFAO

[mrguide101]

rofl "may we advise students who wish to masturebate to do so in the confort of their homes rather than in the showers" loooooooooool

[Popo2191]

i came for the ass

[1993windle]

22 people have the clap

[SharptoothedGrin]

22 people hurt themselves clapping XD

[lazermanistic]

22 people didn't hear the sound of a clap clapclap above their head

[lazermanistic]

22 people didn't have a little more of that clap clapclap to light the way to bed.

[MultiBamboostick]

Lyrics anyone?

[LifeDeathAnime]

If 1:11 is a girl, I'd hit that. If it's a guy, then he could totally prostitute.

[Bigrudd72]

im drunk

[MikeD3691]

sally?

but i thought your name was jennifer.

WHO ARE YOU YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tcgrace]

where did you get this song?yes and where may I ask did you get this song?

[TheAssassin999999999]

@tcgrace and where are the lyrics to this song? and where did he get this song? XD

[LongLasta]

anyone agree this vid has so many views due to the pic that appears on the vid option

[hdas12345]

wehay i have to say 0.45-0.52 i would slap her arse and call her anything she bloody wants haha :)

[oarngeskittle]

SLAP!! ;}

[sexythang879]

i agree with the fuckin 17 dislikes i bet everyone just clicked on this cuz the picture just showed a chick with her small ass..and then theres random pics..! >:(

[HeyChickaBumBum100]

@sexythang879 Small? Ass like that is h00g. And They liked because of the song to go WITH the funny random pictures. Jackass.

[HDx507]

17 ppl are brits

[Dwallis2069]

lol songs name is The Chandler's Wife by Adge Cutler & The Wurzels. theres alot of different versions of it. funny thing is, is that i know someone with the last name of Chandler and his wife to be cheats on him all the time. coincidence?

[SpookyJohnathan]

1:20 has a caption that says typical rednecks, but that's a CEE7/16 outlet floating in the water, so the pic is probably from Ukraine or Russia.

[dasamman71]

Who wrote this song? I'd like more of their songs.

[ChristopherRobbin805]

This shit funny [:

[TheRose202]

LOL @ the pic at 1:00 :3

[Aundrich]

Yeah i want to learn this song. What's the name of it? Lol



[dwellman13]

@Aundrich the chandlers wife

[ShadowXSegaXx]

like if you clicked the video because of the epic thumbnail

[Itwaslag]

THE SONG IS CALLED "The Chandler's Wife!" Now thumps this bitch up so people can stop asking the same fuckin question D:<

[balanceuser]

(SLAP!!!) Hi, Sally say hi to Mr.Peabody.

[broodmaster5]

I luv this song! =P Lol What the name of this song?

[deftshadowking]

what is this song called

[ettorecarvalho]

touching wires causes instant death $200 fine

what the fu*k?

[johno425]

Bahahahaha @ 0:37 LOL

[BlackFireAce21]

0:45 yes i will slap ur ass and i will also give some of the chi-chi-chi too.

[53DoctorD]

0:45 I would

[LUNCHBOX6690]

WHO SINGS THIS!?!?!

[christopherleehuffma]

@LUNCHBOX6690 SHUT UP.

[pickleddragoneyes]

@LUNCHBOX6690 The song is called "The Chandler's Wife". Still searching for this rendition though...

[pickleddragoneyes]

@LUNCHBOX6690 The song is called "The Chandler's Wife". Still searching for this rendition though...

[Champ675]

"TIS A CRIME TO BE WITHOUT THE BOOZE!!!! AN AWFULL CRIME! SO LADS AND LASSIES, MAKE SURE YE HAVE"S A FEW DRINKS OF SORTS ACCORDING TO MY LAWS. YE MUST HAVE THE DRINK!!!!!!! CHEERS!!!!!

[crrazyy]

just pause at :45  CHEERS!

[Kendall21012345]

Thumbs up if you clicked on this for the half naked chick in the thumbnail

[blucker1000]

This song is beast!- im irish so i would know

[coraxeian]

So you're trying to tell me she can properly spell "prostitute," and even get the correct usages of "too" and "to" yet she cannot spell "stupid?"

[Itwaslag]

this song is called The Chandler's Wife

[tilidin]

I was PWNED!

[Dereckkiller2343]

Son dont wnk with your eyes closed youll go blind. im over here dad.

[cuntsfuked]

lol wankin in the showers.

[zombieX111222333]

they're always after me lucky charms

[Dio557]

who is the artist of the song



[maksik666]

it's not sad, and it is true :)

[snowmane2123]

slap your ass and call you sally? hehe dont mind if i do

[Ltr450Racer27]

Hi Sally!

[tompaaz]

hahahah where can i get ahold of these pictures? :P

[LucasI3434]

0:48 I would.

[DorkyCushion]

/agree

[stevenadams75]

whats the actual name of this song?

[grtwhtbnr]

@stevenadams75 THe Chandlers Wife

[shadow94ag]

what are the 3 words you don't want to hear whilst havin sex?______Honey I'm Home

[giraffeman3705]

@shadow94ag when did he say that?

[MrLortab10]

@shadow94ag What is Relative Humidity?The Sweat on your brow while you bang your Sister in Law.L.Q.Amen

[just9chillin]

*slap* hi Sally, I'm home ;[|)

[TRminecrafter]

'clap clap clap!'

[just9chillin]

Gay? No. Retarded? Yes!

[jadyqg12511]

I love this song

[jadyqg12511]

I love this song

[just9chillin]

Gay, YES!!!!

[YungSpyda502]

thumbs up if you paused at :50

[thejockeykid882]

pause at 50 sec?

[belphegor79]

@thejockeykid882 Sure did!

[MrJack687]

Who's performing this? Like what's this group called?

[SAITTIM]

The funniest drinking song on youtube is the "hiccup Song" by these canadian guys. It's hilarious. If you were ever drunk and had the hiccups while trying to talk to an attractive woman / man this is the song for you. It's a bit of toilet humour but clever toilet humour if there is such a thing ...check it out ...search youtube for "hiccup song" and "peter" and if you think s funny...by all means pass it on... ( Peter Vesuwalla & Johny Kerekes Video ) cheers and drink up and sing ;)

[KittenKat5554]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they can't masterbate in their rooms they have roommates haha

[Amesha1995]

So great I LOVE IRISH ACCENT :D

//Denmark :D

[JoeBannanas123]

0:37 was hillarious, if u use full screen

[rockerman789]

Wher do i get these pics?!!!??!?!?!!?

[GoldenDevil777]

looooooooool touching wires causes instant death,200 dollar fine lmfao

[hellfire2638]

that got to hrt like hell with the baseball ow shit my balls

[hellrazer198]

lol the hitler pic is the funniest one

[666SYNSTER666]

only click cus i saw the bitchies ass

[fuckfacemagee1]

much love mate that was shit hot

[zingzangbangdang]

agree

[metalfan945]

yeah guys no masterbation in the showers

[mikemustmurder]

those arent rednecks they are germans

[TheHeyZeus]

pause it at :42

[wojtyy]

Could please someone write lyrics of this Awesome song for me??Greetings to Ireland from Slovakia!!

[aicdethfan84]

HAHAHAHA! I love these old drinking song.

[signalrambo]

The song was really cool, the pictures were stupid as hell!

[scenetome]

go on da sing away till your heart is content R.I.P

[seanzy55]

i frikin love this song

[cupcakesnotass]

the video is funny and the song makes it.

[8oakpark8]

brilliant :L come on tipp

[C00chieSmash]

0:51 hello sally =D

[padronr1]

whats the name of the song?

[tibbysteve]

this is my irish car bomb drinking song. i drop and chug at the first set of claps. try it some time. all you need is a pint of guinness, in a tradional guinness pint glass and then a half shot of jameson irish whiskey with half a shot of baileys irish cream floated on top of that. drop the shot in the guinness and chug as fast as you can all at once cause the irish cream over time will currdle in the guinness if your not fast enough, YUK but if you do it right it tastse like chocolate milk

[rugbycressard]

agree

[MrEffortless]

Thanks I laughed aloud.

[scenetome]

the group name is The jollybeggarmen,thats my dad with the main lyrics...R.I.P

[3josh18]

right above me head!!!

[godsmack1985]

that chick is hot

[Jubel06]

yeah definitely not too ugly to prostitute... especially in Canada.

[Jbeanz53]

good song, where can ya find it?

[kevinthehatt]

it's not on itunes, you might be able to by it on amazon mp3. It's the chandeliers wife by the jolly beggerman

[victorina72]

nice .........

[TheBigfishcatcher01]

wheres the beer

[wopzillia]

whats the song

[Owlie]

Well the song name is The Chandler's Shop but i realy want to know the group

[alexfuntube]

hahaha very good

[Enjoi4659]

this is the tune the new york volunteer i believe.. great song though

[DrDoobs420]

omg lmao some of the pictures on that were fucking drop dead funny

[Zeppo16m]

nothing can beat 1:19 xD

Nice song ;)

[SophieandHowl4Ever]

and it's by jollybeggarmen =]

[omgwrath]

the name of the song is "The Chandler's Wife"

[SophieandHowl4Ever]

it's actually "chandelier's" lol, they just say it fast with an accent

[sandman283]

lol very good

[ProgrammerOne]

The Thing - Phil Harris

Google.

[2dere]

tell the fucking name to this song you fuckers love you bitches fuck!

[Boofphaberz]

Who sings this? Because this is a good song.

[patd6661]

who sings this????

[Xearodeath]

fuck that last pic always makes me laugh

[8lovechild8]

I know.

Gay?

YES!

[sean8801]

and on each clap hold ye glass high

[sean8801]

fuck german and polish and what ever,this is an irish drinking song,if your not irish then bugger off, for those who are irish,kick back,enjoy a pint or 12, and listen

[tobiashawk8]

@sean8801 screw you irish or not we came to listen to the song not be pushed around by a little piss off like you so let us listen like normal everyday people im american and i take offense to people who say fuck the germans and polish, thats just the way i am

[timcharge]

CAN YOU TELL ME IF I CAN DOWNLOAD IT

[rctecopyright]

Does this make youtube think it's cool. Your not cool Youtube your a square!! put this rightside upagain ya squaehh

[Alle1222]

Shitt.. 1:22

[timcharge]

now when the fun was over and done lol

[TheIrishJoJo]

sooo good, I loved it, more of the same please!!

[eamonmcgrinder]

Yes seen the film Valkyrie and its great.I know what your saying and i know all about it,but point is you should not put a murder in the irish song who killed over 6.000.000 people who did nothing wrong.

[eamonmcgrinder]

Hello Daithiwolf, Thanks for the backup and seeing it in my point. Thanks brother.

[joeyhynes22]

well hilter did work in dublin as a busboy

[Daithiwolf]

His point being dont put a nazi in an Irish song. For Éire lads, hello to my European brothers

[eamonmcgrinder]

dont you put hitler again his a basterd i'm polish and i hate the germans asholes

[godsmack1985]

hes austrian not german im german

[blakman707]

@godsmack1985 shut the fuck up and drin,k!!1

[mishurko]

Did you knew that there were 15 attempts on killing Hitler...and all of them were by the GERMAN PEOPLE?

Many german generals realised that Hitler was killing not only the world,but also Germany...

More than 35 percent of german generals were shot by the SS

A german soldier who was drafted in war had to go to arms or he was shot FOR TREASON!

what would you do?Die or live a couple of months and then die?

If you dont read history books at least look the movie Valkyrie,true story...

[mishurko]

Just like Croatians aint Ustashe,Serbs aint chetniks,Irish arent terrorists,neither are Germans Nazi....

German people did the most work on owerthrowing Hitler....

Children... : /

[K17U]

Why is it that I cannot read the comments of any video on youtube without being confronted with Hitler and/or nazis? Btw, I'm german myself, and I always thought polish people were pretty cool.

[LSvea]

what is the name on this song?:)

[paulshox]

when i heard the sound of a .. right above me head!!

[alesnek]

Two tennis players 1:33, the Czech republic players Cyril Suk and Martin Damm.=))

[hacker583]

I'll slap that ass

[dc32rocks]

that's fucking funny. Love it.

[mrshackztor]

0:46 to 0:53 Whooooooooooore. The other pics were funny though, haha. :P

[straffster2]

none could i spy....pmsl this is absoloutly brillaint!!!!!!!! this would win eurovision :P:P

[coldironhands1]

what the fuck is a chandler shop

[mastersanchez99]

1:32 definatley gay

[MajereRaistlinGR]

0:57 thats why newcastle is so rich because they take fines from dead people

[wilddemonfang]

0:46 to 0:53 any day

[dogoboi]

Ha thats funny

[Qlimaxfreaky]

yea its called: jollybeggarmen chandelier-shop

[derek826]

Does anyone know the name of this song