peter griffins eye floaters

[NeyoScooter]

I hate them so much why cant they leave me alone :(

[MrMortenST]

"hey eyefloater"

"HAI"

[AnE000002]

i have literally never had an eye floater. 

[rachellovespopmusic]

i have lots of eye floaters and im only 13. there are seriously annoying . does anybody know how to get rid of them?

[xYiazmatx]

@rachellovespopmusic I'm sure google has an answer, or wiki. I've personally never had that problem, sorry this answer is so amazingly worthless, nobody else had responded yet :p

[DJkilla93]

lol dam i though something was wrong with my eye now i see everyone know about it

[JDfanforever]

I love the voice Seth does for the eye floater x3

[jordanforever21]

Well maybe I'll look over here! I'll go over here!!! You got an answer for everything don't you?

[365cutiepie]

ive seen a eye floater once... it was wierd

[K4inan]

I remembered when I was 6 and I looked in the sky and I noticed this eye floater, I had crazy ideas back then. I thought that some part of my eye insides reflected outwards.. It also occured to me that I only saw this eye floater when there were not much time for rain. So everytime I saw the floater, I told my friends it's going to rain and it happened every single time. I'm still confused by this lol

[samuellock1616]

there dam anoying when u see eye floarts

[fmg92jr]

i see an eye floater right know

[bamfordrebecca]

wear sunglasses they dont show as much!!

[Playver1337]

is eyefloaters dangerous ? ,cuz ive read about it, and im fucking scared now

[RyanAndRyanPros]

@Playver1337

Nah man don't worry about it, if you see them ALL the time then its bad, but if you only see them everynow and then your good :)

[Blackholecreations]

@RyanAndRyanPros

I wouldn't even say if you see them ALL the time is bad. It's more when they're accompanied with other symptoms something needs checking.

[RG1JA11]

i mostly see eye floaters when i close my eyes and i look to the sun

[Suku919]

I wanted to ask someone what the hell that crap in my eye was but I could not find a way to explain it, and no one knew what I was talking about. So I just kept it to myself.

[davidtheboy778]

I Only Get ONE When I Look To the Clear Blue Sky... WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS!!!!!

[Xbox360UserTips]

wow i actually though i had like microscope eyes when i was a kid because i saw these cells

[firebreather333]

i hav a shitload of floaters

[Gator115]

I noticed them when I was a kid, and still still recently had no clue what the fuck it was. Thank god for family guy, I seriously thought i was losing my mind when I saw dead cells.

[cpt1chris]

aww this is comforting :3

[cat1553]

i have eye floaters all the time

[TheIcyyy]

If I would take a guess, i'd say they are dead cells on the retina, or something like that. But I could easily be wrong too.

[neckfacesupra]

i felt better when i thought i was the only one who noticed, but i am also grateful to know there's nothing wrong with me! 

[solblade91]

I just got a couple yesterday... They're so annoying...

[Rawrandblar]

What are the eye floaters anyway? some kind of bacteria?

[firebreather333]

@Rawrandblar idk exactly what they are but ther elike broken off pieces of gel from a part of the eye I THINK. not sure for sure tho.

[xlilyinn]

@Rawrandblar sometimes it's the cells left behind when you were in your moms stomach, sometimes it's the proteins that break off in your eye.

[xLightFilmsx]

@xlilyinn LO-FUCKIN-L. I really do want to take advice from a kid who thinks we came from our moms' stomach.

[xlilyinn]

@xLightFilmsx okay, so if you weren't in your moms stomach for 9 months & then popped out of her vag, where the hell did YOU come from? lmfao.

[xLightFilmsx]

@xlilyinn I came from my mothers uterus, as did you.

[xlilyinn]

@xLightFilmsx whoa. you learn something new everyday..

[Blackholecreations]

@Rawrandblar

They're just pieces of your Vitrious humour which have clumed together - perferctly 'normal' and nothing wrong. Rarely they indicate an underlying condition for example a Retinal tear or worse a detatchment. Hope that helps...

[xlilyinn]

LOL. I don't feel so abnormal anymore. :]

[prestonmorrill]

@pojk06 OMG THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

[mralanv]

does anyone see black dots in their eye vision?

[davidtheboy778]

@mralanv No Man U should Tell Your Doctor Because That Does Not Sound... NORMAL

[TacticalModz]

@mralanv I do but it matters what size.. I have big black dots like eye floaters and then i have billions of little ones... dunno if my eyes are messed up. I can see normally.

[Blackholecreations]

@mralanv

Would these dots be slow moving dots which drift in your vision or are they rapid moving dots which seem to follow the same pattern?

[DJkilla93]

@mralanv i see black,purple,green dots in the dark

[kurbyvang]

first i thought i was the only one who have an eye floater lol thx

[generalgeewhiz]

well maybe ill look over here....ill go over here!!!! you got an answer for everything, dont ya? 

[RymanDrummer]

I have 3, a few Dots, and a String xD

[Playver1337]

@RymanDrummer Ive got a string, a big one , a small dot, and a random guy :p

[midmodgal]

I wish I only had one floater with a campy voice.

[CaptClassic]

I'll go over here!

[killersoda2377]

eye floaters drive me crazy!lol

[XENTIYON]

How can you not love family guy?

this makes me laugh like crazy, don't know why

[Plaseno]

wow...so everybody has that? ive never talked to anybody about that

[summergirl555]

My "eye floaters" are little tiny dots, and i can look at them dead on and they just seem to "bounce" or something

[whozyopimp21]

Ever since i was a kid i thought my eye was fucked up. until this.

i gave a sigh of relief :)

[YesForHope]

Yeah, I didn't know that it had a name until I saw this episode.

[jschmid]

rofl just saw this on tv again

[SSPX3]

right now i can't go outside without wearing shades got so many, it's like Iooking through microscope lenses at live bacteria cultures.

[Herbstgespenst]

I only have them when i'm drunk or stoned...

[Lrdvltr]

@Herbstgespenst L for LOSA

[XFS540]

lol I didn't even know there was a name for those things until I saw this episode.

[TheSilentAstronaut]

my eye floater is freaking aannoying, one in each eye, and very twisted and long.

[Ejhekk33]

Man, most of the time, eye floaters are serious, but THIS one is just plain funny!

[xxSonyBoy1xx]

i swear i thought i was the only person on the planet who have this annoying eye floating shit.

[skullarc234]

haha i got these too but it dont usually happen alot to me lol

[Mattorzo]

@skullarc234 i see them constantly every snigle second of the day, and alot of them, and im only 26, its driving me nuts!! i am really loossing it, fucking life

[funnkid]

@Mattorzo

dude it doesnt matter how old u are, u get eye floaters because the stuff inside your eyeballs liquifys over time, but some of the stuff stays solid, thats why we have eye floaters. believe it or not, everyone will have eye floaters, only like.. a small percent of the whole human population will not have them in their life time. im 15 and i haev like.. 10 eye floaters already, and my brother is 12 and he has like.. less than 5. i know its so damn annoying, but u ahve to ignore it!!!!!

[skullarc234]

@funnkid yep i am turning 14 in a few months and have more than 5 lol and i just try to ignore it on a regular basis

[jennifer]

Hey eyefloater HI! :D lmao epic

[mandybabe555]

LMFAO.! xD I thought I was the only one tht got these.Hahah&I never knew tht there was a name forr them xDDD

[sneekz07]

Am I the only person who's commented that doesn't have an eye floater? lol

[Infantry9]

Eye floaters can be a bit irritating. I have some especially in my left eye and got some laser treatment for it. It won't be a while before I can tell if the laser procedure did the job though or if I have to get a follow up laser procedure.

[wondermaja]

what is the dialogue ?

please can someone write it for me ?

Thanks :)

[Imseeingstarz1]

Eye floaters can also be a sympton of syphilis. GET TESTED!

[Zwei0009]

@Imseeingstarz1 i wonder if justin beiber has eye floaters then

[HardR0ckarn]

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!!?!?

[EmulationExpert2009]

So im not the only one with these annoying ass shitlets.

[Tsukasatora]

I always see mine when I'm driving. It's very distracting.

[emersonlugo07]

Hahahahahs until I saw this tonight I swear I thought I was the only one that got these didn't help that I was stoned watching it totally freaked me out hahahaha

[HoraceHam]

@emersonlugo07 family guy and pot go hand in hand, FACT

[19Scottv94]

i can see mine right now, i hate those things when i notice them

[alycja]

hehehehe, that was good one!

[DeuxTrux]

i finally get this joke! damn you eye floater!

[darkhunterGPX]

EYE FLOTERS ARE SO FREAKIN ANNOYING!!

[Shadoboy]

Holy shit, seems I'm not the only one who had those.

And not the only one to think I was the only one either!

[93bendzsi]

xD same here

[KurdishJihadist]

you got an answer for everything, don't ya

[the7bea]

damn i have those too! -.- ''

[inbina93]

I must be the only person that doesn't get annoyed with eye floaters haha :D Until this episode I thought I was the only one!

[absolutefancy]

@blackbeltbrown well, not totally remove it, but distract it by having conversation or concentrating on something

[lesliekwan80]

When I first saw this episode, I was in total shock. I thought it was something that only happened to me and never even knew that they were called floaters. I saw them ever since I was a kid, and wondered what they were. Then after watching this episode, I went to wiki it and was so surprised to see so much information about this mysterious vision that I kept seeing when I looked into the sky. It felt comforting to know I'm not alone and to finally know what they are.

[blackbeltbrown]

@lesliekwan80

is it serious (eye floaters)

[lesliekwan80]

@blackbeltbrown no it's not serious at all. Like, it's not to a point where it .. bothers me or impairs my vision. It's something I can live with. I honestly hardly notice them at all.

[Militarymight101]

@blackbeltbrown it could be but most cases no. it depends on how long yah ad it

[RyanAndRyanPros]

@lesliekwan80

Same here my man! I'd only see them when I'd stare up at the sky for a bit.

Its nice to know all us humans aren't alone on this weird ass phenomenon! lol

[Fooglet]

@lesliekwan80 me too my friend :D

[DJkilla93]

@lesliekwan80 holy shit me 2 i thought it wass only me

[ROADTRAIN23]

Can any1 really explain wat they are?

[THEn00b557]

lmao I love this

[xTheHeelOfWWEx]

i frikkin hate eye floaters

[1JayCutlerFan1]

Hit the nail on the head!

[MrConman2459]

i thurt i was the only person with them lol they only anoy me in the summer cos when its bright there everywhere!! some look like webs some a black and some are sortof seethrough!!

[ivan84123]

LOL

[Bellanena96]

ive never had those :( i wanna get one too see wat its like!! lolz

[Reden2k9]

i got one the other day o_O its kinda funny :L xD

[rgcrito]

@Bellanena96 dont wish to have those its annoying in the eye

[Militarymight101]

@rgcrito your telling me. imagine what its like for me to read a book

[absolutefancy]

lol i got them too,but sometimes brain power could remove it

[blackbeltbrown]

@absolutefancy

really?

[540JDMgoon]

Everyone has eye floaters :] Thanks to Family Guy I no longer feel alone ! Lol.

[Ichi94chan]

@540JDMgoon me too i saw this scene yesterday and i was liker"OMG i'm not alone!!!xD"

[kitycalifornia]

This is why Family Guy is so genius. It captures the miniscule facts of life that we can all relate too.

[wangmauler]

Yeah I get those too. Mostly when you close your eyes almost all the way shut, and look at a light source you can really focus on them well. WHAT are they anyways?

[sdj1989]

i got them aswell !!

[stebbieranch]

lol they sometimes block my view

[nano4778]

Lol I get them too, ther anoying as hell

[guitarestforever]

I have these! I thought I was the only one. When I would tell my family members about it they would look at me like I was crazy.

[mrterminator55]

lol i thought i was the only one with them :)

[IVI3anD]

I have Eye floaters .. and this is Funny .. you can never focus on them ..

[tone34161]

I have those things 2

[EpicOwnage1212]

lol i didnt know what they were until i saw this, im 16 as well. have had them for years.. weird huh

[OnkelBermuda]

Oh my god, this has to be one of the funniest Family Guy moments. It's so hilarious because it's true

[epik78]

@OnkelBermuda I think you should look for Stewies poem:Squiggly Line

[limatedman]

I have them and im 15

[123dude654]

i have foaters

and this was hilarious!

[sugarplumhellspawn]

No one believed me!

Btw, i can make them stand still if i focus on not looking straight at them ,and not moving my eyes at all.

also find them easier to spot in the sky

[brwnipoints]

i have them to, do you notice that they go towards the ground eventually?

[TheVideoPlaceholder]

gravity, but they're so light so it takes time - and then if you move your eyes fast the liquid will swish them around.

[RMilvae]

people with eye floaters will get this

others will have no idea what it means

lol

this joke is for people with eye floaters only

[123dude654]

yup

[chimiwan]

fuckin Miodesopsies :x!

but the scene is funny, stewie have hte same health problem in other episode.

[boligrapho]

lool when i was younger i used to always think

what the hell are these little bastards

i used to always try and look at it full on but always moves away lol lookin back at it its some funny shit

[Shadow4909]

did it go away or is it still there?

[boligrapho]

yep there all still there

i think its just little cells or something?

[dimaflour]

i have some of these .. but i hope i wont get in depression..

[MarqueeMoon95]

I love the eye floater's voice. When I was like three, I used to think that eye floaters were magic bubbles that only I could see because they were my friends. (??)

[MiZaNtHr0pE]

Peter : "Mmmmm then maybe I'll look over here!"

EyeFloater: "I'll go over here!"

Peter : "You've got any answer for everything, don't you!?"

LOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahaha!!! Wath the fuck! The eye floater is talking to him, Hahahahah!

[Lastdon56]

LMFAO. i have eye floaters pretty bad, but seeing this makes me feel better about em lool

[chimiwan]

haha me too

[xXCriptlordwcXx]

well I think mine's diffrent...

if I look up in the sky.. I see billions of germy like things flying around...

[Mustang5Speed]

Those are blood cells going through the veins in the back of your eyes!

[VenetaBeqiri]

oh thank god...

[rangascootsfbs]

wow its like more people had these than i think!

ieye floater piss me off

[Skullsy2323]

Haha i've been having eye floaters all my life, One time i crossed my eyes a little bit just right and i could look at it dead on without it moving. It use to annoy the hell out of me but it doesn't really come around anymore. But sometimes i'll be driving and look up at the sky at a stop sign or whatever and it'll come back into my vision. "Oh why, squiggly line in my eye, why?"

[phillyST34K]

HOLLYLLYLYLYLYLYLLY WHOA.

MIND BLOWN.

I thought I was the only one who had these.

[FuckSimple]

misser suparmen no here

[LiamOT33]

Lol So thats what their called..

[GREENBOY444]

this is so funny, but eye floaters can be annoying. at least no one is the only one, it seems very common. i like to thank family guy for making this!

[Imadl95]

OMG i had rly weird eye floaters when i was a little kid. They were red and black dots and they always came at night and infested my pillow :(

[cinnamonteak]

i didn't realise ti was called floaters until a year ago. lol. always wondered what they were since i was a kid....

[mastermindhunter]

Come back here eye floater!

[EmilyheartsMCR]

They're also referred to as "squiggly lines" when Stewie writes a poem about them! ;D

[EmilyheartsMCR]

I want to thank Family Guy for making this episode! :P

 I think that all of us thought that "eye floaters" was something weird that just happened to ourselves and never really discussed it because we felt like no one had "eye floaters" either. I guess we were wrong. :)

I don't feel so alone anymore.

I LOVE Family Guy!

[PlaystationKid2009]

omg

i couldn't agree with you more!!

there should be an eye floater band or group or something

i had no idea they were so common

family guy, thanks soooo much!!

[Gam0rDude]

look at my new fav vid.

it shows how to get rid of..

FUCKING FLOATERS!!

[funnkid]

@EmilyheartsMCR

yeah dude i have had eye floaters for 1 year and i kept saying to my dad "dad how come i see floating hairs on my damn pupils and you can't?!" i thought i was a freak to, and i saw this episode like.. 5 days ago no TV and i was so surprised peter has one as well :D

[ryandwyer88]

i never new that they were called that until i saw this episode..

i thought i was the only one

[PAULLONDEN]

Wait  «•»_«•»

[rekkolvl80]

"I go over here!" LOLOLOLOOL

i fucking love that episode

[sinnosabrosa]

lmfao!

[fBIjunen]

which episode ?

[rekkolvl80]

season 7 episode 7 i think is called ocean's three and a half

[fBIjunen]

,,Hey eye flotaer! " ,,Hi! " xD

[jacobdemayo]

lmao this is so true!!! no one knows what im talking about when i try to explain them. i thought i was the only one. hahaha

[dementist58888]

Exactly XD Every time I tell someone about them and go "THERE'S ONE!" they look at me like I'm crazy.

[ShroomiePowah]

I Love Eye Floaters <3

[cannibal151]

Its funny because its true lol.

[mihawk000]

"I go over here!" LOLOLOLOOL

Family guy is the best!!!

[Alexeagle0]

it's so true!! XD

[rkonmango]

I have these... there annoying D:

[denantoo]

i got eye floaters its so annoying

[thumper242]

Hi, Reddit!

[crushgurl1]

LOL eye floaters God I hate those things!

[forsakenfallenangel]

Lol i know what you mean

[tonygunshow19]

i never knew they were called eye floaters until today. ive noticed them my whole life and asked people who had no clue. i thought i was seeing bacteria!