Weird, I can't understand almost anything when he speaks normaly, but everything is crystal clear when he sings. Must be proof that he was just born to be a singer
for all none British ears he says something to the tune of, "They ask me to pose for a photo with a chimpanzee, it looks scared, it bites my thumb so the owner punches it, the monkey thinks it's me who's punching him and bites my finger and thumb. Sharon asks me to pose with something else and I said fuck off hahaha more or less :D
he's telling a story about how sharon asked him to pet a monkey and the monkey starts biting his finger and he tells sharon to stop the monkey and the monkey's owner started punching the monkey and the monkey continues to flip out and bite ozzy's finger some more and than ozzy tells sharon "you stand their like a cunt and let these fucking things kill you" sharon:"Just try this thing with the boa constrictor ozzy:you can fuck off!
Hahaha how could you not love Ozzy Osbourne, such an awesome an incredible human being, for him to still be alive is fucking incredible when you think about. People insult the way he speaks, well you go through what he went through and try and speak properly. Ozzy could commentate a game of golf and it would be fucking exciting.
ozzy italy loves you
TheGriforobot 2 days ago
If he could actually articulate, he'd be the most interesting man in the world. Trust me, Ozzy's got some kickass stories.
imadude113 4 days ago
0:29 cinnimon????
TheOzzySabbath 4 days ago
@TheOzzySabbath You seem like a big Ozzy fan. Too bad I'm a bigger fan. :)
warman31 23 hours ago
@warman31 No...you...are...NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheOzzySabbath 19 hours ago
@TheOzzySabbath Yes I am. :)
warman31 3 hours ago
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VendPrekmurec 1 week ago
rofl oh man lol
renjac2011 2 weeks ago
He should be a comedian he makes me wet myself with laughter
MsFanmail 2 weeks ago
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weLIKEtoROCKandROLL 2 weeks ago
@weLIKEtoROCKandROLL LMAO Thats my favorite part of the video ha ha ha
beddj1 2 weeks ago
the language of brummie
philkearney0577 3 weeks ago
What language is he speaking?
FireOps 3 weeks ago
Ozzy is burned the f%#$ out lmmfao
republic5500 3 weeks ago
Hes still high from the 80's!
ChiliPeppersAreBoss 3 weeks ago
@ChiliPeppersAreBoss I think the 70's.
kosjeyr 2 weeks ago
he is "fuckin' " a lot ;)
ilithios1 1 month ago
if your long enough to watch the TV series The Osbournes, then you gradually understand ozzy's his voice.
THE122138 1 month ago
Ha Ha I'm from Birmingham and I understood everything!
MOLMENTUSS 1 month ago 5
"Sharon, you can stand here like a cunt and let this fucking thing kill you"
That about sums it up, Oz.
Ed9870 1 month ago 2
his brain works to fast for his speaking lol :D
jazzbluesshred 1 month ago
i heard fuckin monkeys
bucketheadland13132 1 month ago
lol he is high
yoshmaik 2 months ago
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CombatGuner62 2 months ago
@yoshmaik well since the mid 80s i think XD
CombatGuner62 2 months ago
@CombatGuner62 more like early 70s
rsohlich1 2 months ago
Good God, I haven't laughed this hard in ages!
KnightWolf214 2 months ago
lmao nice video
keith12161 2 months ago
Dafuq?
Raxorhun 2 months ago
Fuckinf baby chimp.
TheAjoqut 2 months ago
He said chimp too many times.
gurugothico 2 months ago
I love the crooked glasses. :D
Octavice 3 months ago
where the fuck is the chimp?
whothefluff 3 months ago 2
She starts whacking seven bells at this fuckin chimp lmao
Pamsman09 3 months ago
FUCK, CHIMP, SHARON. That's all I heard.
JamesParkersStuff 3 months ago 2
yeah dont messd with chimps, fucked up animals when they get upset
jimmyshitbags 3 months ago
THE FUCKING THINGS BITING MY THUMB UP SHARON, PLEASE GET ME THIS FUCKING THING!
Devero100 3 months ago
go to 0:16 and pause . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA OZZY!!!!!!!!!!!
MrEmirShahril95 3 months ago 3
Weird, I can't understand almost anything when he speaks normaly, but everything is crystal clear when he sings. Must be proof that he was just born to be a singer
gso619 3 months ago
Awww bless, when all the bad things happen to Ozzy, Ozzy's reactions are so funny!
xxguitargirl94xx 3 months ago
why didn't he just rip its head off?
FlagOfInfiniteKarate 4 months ago 2
@FlagOfInfiniteKarate you mean bite XD lol.
SamsonOff7 3 months ago
ozzy RULE! and ozzy osbourne is hevaymetal godfather´s
ozzyfan200tume 4 months ago 2
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ozzyfan200tume 4 months ago
he also was smoking weed and being paranoid as shit with all the cameras around
FlagOfInfiniteKarate 4 months ago
He's on a bunch of prescription drugs during the whole series, the first two seasons he was really fucked up.
FlagOfInfiniteKarate 4 months ago
@FlagOfInfiniteKarate that's cuz he was shoving like 40 different pils down his throat backstage .lmao!
chainsawteddybear 4 months ago
meth is a powerful drug kids.
theslayersociety 4 months ago
CHIMP LOL
FlagOfInfiniteKarate 4 months ago
hahahahahaha love it -
for all none British ears he says something to the tune of, "They ask me to pose for a photo with a chimpanzee, it looks scared, it bites my thumb so the owner punches it, the monkey thinks it's me who's punching him and bites my finger and thumb. Sharon asks me to pose with something else and I said fuck off hahaha more or less :D
craigfromnewcastle 4 months ago
Let me do my best to translate.
I give up.
warman31 4 months ago
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warman31 4 months ago
brithish english? :/
yiannisdas 4 months ago
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he's telling a story about how sharon asked him to pet a monkey and the monkey starts biting his finger and he tells sharon to stop the monkey and the monkey's owner started punching the monkey and the monkey continues to flip out and bite ozzy's finger some more and than ozzy tells sharon "you stand their like a cunt and let these fucking things kill you" sharon:"Just try this thing with the boa constrictor ozzy:you can fuck off!
FlagOfInfiniteKarate 4 months ago
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FlagOfInfiniteKarate 4 months ago
WTF IS HE SAYING
loveisyourweapon100 4 months ago
not ONE FUCKING DISLIKE!!!! thas wat i like...
tesseract666 4 months ago
funny azz fuckk hahahahah
TheNathanmurphy 4 months ago
Ozzy is the world's funniest unintentional comedian
FlagOfInfiniteKarate 4 months ago
fuckin...fuckin....fuckin....monkey...fuckin...
112nizo 4 months ago
Why didnt he fucking rip its fucking head of?
gaqol29 5 months ago
F**k is like the word "the" to ozzy it's a normal word HA
MissFredFlinstone 5 months ago
I would like an uncle like ozzy.
devilmoniac 5 months ago
1: Failure
2: Its fucking head off
3: Everything apart from
4: I put my hand up
5: Fucking thing
6: King thingamus (?)
7: Fucking Chimpanze
8: (?) rubs nose
Press these numbers for a weird show...
mactavishc 5 months ago 2
Hahaha how could you not love Ozzy Osbourne, such an awesome an incredible human being, for him to still be alive is fucking incredible when you think about. People insult the way he speaks, well you go through what he went through and try and speak properly. Ozzy could commentate a game of golf and it would be fucking exciting.
spinking458 6 months ago
All I understood was "fuckin'" and "Sharon".
alx305 6 months ago 135
@alx305 yeah and it still fucking cool
MrClintistvud 3 months ago
@alx305 what u dont speak ozzy by now?
TheD1158 3 months ago 3
YOU GOT TO LOVE THIS MAN.....
LONG LIVE TO THE FUCKING PRINCE OF FUCKING DARKNESS!!!!!!
thediegoxxxx 7 months ago 4
Miss this show
TheBarbie1969 9 months ago
I love ozzy
fencingderek 1 year ago 97