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single father?
cafechijouji 1 week ago
awesome they had FLOATING SEX ahahaha XD
imranjocson5 1 month ago
How did they even... make the child?
bananafrak 5 months ago
How does the daddy give him MILK??!From a Cow??
NeoUsuki 5 months ago
You think she had a waterbirth? XD
margaret46550 6 months ago
HG = worst wife and mother ever. XD
littlekitsune1 7 months ago
@littlekitsune1 Look for the Harvest King of animal parade he is a dick he cails his kids "it"
Velazquez737 6 months ago
@Velazquez737 Oh my... Bad translators. =(
littlekitsune1 6 months ago
Mother of the year award goes to *drum roll* Harvest Goddess! ! ! ! ! !
Harvest Goddess: *Poof* Ta-daaaaaa
Other Girls: I was robbed
Pumkinela 11 months ago
lol, you named your son Hilkaru, and my mind went straight to OHSHC.
vtluvr 1 year ago 2
HG: "POFF"
Hero: OMG it have been nine months where have you been and who is that ba---
HG: I just gave birth to our son!
Hero: What the hell?!
HG: Because he was getting in my way he's yours now! See you again in nine thousand years!
Hero: Wait, what?
HG: "POFF"
Achille12345 1 year ago 4
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Achille12345 1 year ago
"alright heres the baby bye"
"wait whhat?
*leaves*
pary16 1 year ago
then you became a 'house'bund/ farmer
lonelyx20 1 year ago
Harvest Goddess: Okay,see you!
Wait,wai-!
*POOF*
.....
Goddessdamnit,again.
HaraMecheo98 1 year ago
time for what i'd do if i was the main character.
0:32
for a woman who just gave birth, you seem rather energetic and NOT IN PAIN.
1:27
what? 'poof' GET YOUR FAIRY ASS BACK HERE AND HELP ME RAISE HIM!
lazy ass, if shes so busy with her duties, and shes a goddess, why can't she be in 2 places at once?
ShadowWolfRising 1 year ago 3
Well if you wanted to be a single father, you just got it.
fooboo24lala 1 year ago
You take ALL this time to return her, propose, marry her, PREGNANCY, baby, and she poofs away.
MiddieLM 1 year ago
Some wife, the betch just SITS in her pond while you're SO busy farming, then she leaves you with ANOTHER full-time job...
Dwessie 1 year ago 2
I bet after ya'll 'did the deed' she just poofed right back to her pond...
Yuurichan 1 year ago
i wonder if the baby has magical powers??? like you know vanishes in thin air like the harvest godess... i wonder??? if it's not your son, could it be kappa's i wonder what would it look like when it grows??? maybe he will turn green and have fins!!! hope not!
AngelMusic14344 2 years ago
*baby is born*
goddess: right, bye!
dad: wait? what!
*couple of years later*
kid: dadda? whos my mommy?
dad: er, some chick that lives in a lake.
kid: wut?
katiecool70 2 years ago 34
@katiecool70 xD
MinniLynnie123 1 year ago
I'm just wondering, since the Harvest Goddess never spends time with you... the baby... how? I mean... is it really yours?
Or is it...
THE KAPPA'S!?!?!??!?!
*dramatic music*
ScreamingPsychos 2 years ago 10
thats so sad :(
she leaves you there with the baby
XxibubblesxX 2 years ago 6
cheat!
laguhez 2 years ago 3
can you divorce the h goddesss
TysuGirl 2 years ago
how?
twilightluver10141 1 year ago
THATS CREEPY!
barlochic101 2 years ago
thats exactly what i was thinking!
except for the part about your son being the Harvest God
harvestbunnyprincess 2 years ago 3
some mom she is... but then again... your son is a GOD!!!
katy360 2 years ago 27
Lol Katy thats what i was thinking!
Tinymint1 2 years ago 4