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  • WHY!!!!!!!!!!!

    YOUVE WATCHED IT! YOU CANT UN WATCH IT!

  • hahaha!!! love this!!! :)

    

  • LOL. I just love this vid. The people in the train were boring. you 2 are great

  • damn i wish i was there

  • LOL that was funny, those masked just topped it off!! Go girls..lololol

  • tatcher have no need of a mask...she was already a bitch haha

  • Hi darlings I just came across your video and was straight away impressed by your ability to dance, I am a sales promoter for a new estabilishing exotic dance team, we are always searching for fresh, beautiful young ladies and i think you would be perfect to oin our team. Please if you are interested get back to me so we can exchange details and I can dicuss this opportunity further with you.

  • this would've been much better if they weren't wearing masks

  • if she was doind dat to man on the train i would ov ripped ur pants off and beat it bareback LOL

  • omg, this looks like fun..

  • Funny as Fuck! Captain Jack @ the end killed it!

  • they think they are hot? LOL .Go back to the trailer park

  • aww i love this video

  • is that london or fucking africa ???? pal.....

  • lmfao what a giggle typical londoners bein so stiff upper lip about it lol

  • if this will happen to me i'll react like them .. read a book or something like that :)) i guess i'm not a good liar.. =)

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLL

  • u lot are brave loool!!

  • lol, gotta rate u two 4 makin this! Brap!

  • HAHAH, THOSE MEN LOVE IT!!!

  • hahaha Piccadily line!!! Maybe i'll do one of my choreographys on the tube! lol

  • Hey I got jipped, the title says "Sexy" girl....

  • Loool! Love my city. We see the most randomest shit on buses, trains trams etc..

  • OMG HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA­AA

  • TOM JONES MAKES IT FUNNY TO ME . LOL!

  • MEGALOLZ!!! ;p

  • LOL

  • LMMFAOOO HOLY SHIT HHHHHAHAHA!!!

  • if i had to be at work or had just returned from work and they were doing that I'd have pushed them onto the rail, "train delay due to person under a carriage" mwahahahahaa

  • What is this song called?

  • LOL I can't believe hardly anyone on the train is reacting.

    I love London, it seems we see so much random shit on public transport every day that we've all become nonchalant and learnt to pretend nothing's happening.

  • Maybe next time get some girls with you know, ACTUALL asses? just a thought.

  • #LOL This video is sick everytime i watch it i wanna know who thought of it #FTW

  • Is It Wrong For Me To Have An Erection?

  • @xSkwiiRuLzxHD Yes It Is!

  • what was that pirate guy on about lol he said (sorry i guys i feel uncomfortable you pointing that) lol

  • I just saw some pirate on the train.

  • lmao thats not creepy...

  • LOL

  • :):):)

  • Are These All gay iii would of beeen wiggleing there twattts by now

  • Having a fat attention seeking munter shake her fat ass in your face on public transport would get pretty boring pretty quick. All kinds of crazyness happens on the underground and this is just another one of those moments.

    Most people just want to get to their destination without coming across a nutter

  • the disapointed looks are because the dancers are FAT. in london we have high standards.thank you very much

  • haha awesome!

  • i wonder if the women who looked disgusted would of been so shocked if a couple of ballet dancers had done the same thing, all dance is an expression of art these ladies were fab and well done for having the guts xx

  • I swear these people are homo's! I would have spanked their arse! bit chubby tho...

  • @SaMzHD or at least thrown a single next to those sweet cunts!

  • @SaMzHD There's a difference between being chubby and being average-sized female. They are average, with gorgous frames~

  • Ha, thats such a typical Londoner reaction. Just sit back and try and act like nothings happening. No eye contact or facial expression whatsoever.

  • If I was there I would have at least chuckled

  • ha ha i voted cameron but he aint got nice hips though

  • Hot asses. Great meat but the faces turn me off.

  • another reason to buy a car.............)

  • I like the music, what mix is this please? thanks :)

  • @sackmajik original beat produced by UK producer Ballsey

  • probably illegal

  • I'd be fucking happy if I witnessed this...how come people are so robotic and comatose???? FFS

  • Thats much better than what we got in Glasgow Subway! The Subway festival was no where near to entertaining than this brilliant show. I bet many people missed their stop! GREAT

  • sweet

  • its amazin what some people will do for money..

  • lol

  • like the man at 1:28 taking a photo. gord us brits r wild

  • what did that Johnny Depp looking guy say at the end? i couldn't hear..?

  • And this upset them? LOL

  • If they were hot and could dance that would have stirred them up =)

  • If they were hot and could dance that would have stirred them up =)

  • F*cking hell guys, are you all crazy?? First of all these girls are just having fun, it goes to show that not all London people are miserable & stuck up. Just because they are dancing on a pole it don't mean they are sluts; go to Essex, Newcastle or Liverpool; I'm sure these whores would give you heads in the alley unlike those. Who the hell do you think you all are calling them FAT!? Do you know what CURVES are? Not Kate Moss or Amy Winehouse!! Those who calls them UGLY, yo defo need glasses!!

  • @RedmanX2K6 They aint ugly? So you like a fat girl wearing a man mask?

  • @yeppykinksta Hahaha how could anyone call them ugly if they are wearing a mask? Plus I have the right to say what I know that's fact. Keep your bones to yourself while I have the meat.

  • Lmao, but that's really creepy... xD

  • there fatt

  • that is funny but its so inappropriate, that's fucked up

  • @mabhido Why is it inappropriate

    prehaps cause its sexual shit goin on in public?

    or the fact that its cameron and brown

    if you think its cause of public sexualness then i agree "sort of"

    but if its about brown and cameron then i would down your comment :L

  • Britian :-D we make our polotics sexy!

  • wit woo i would let them grind on me :D

  • so like people from London, just to sit there and not be bothered one little bit!

  • I agree with the people on the underground... i dont think its funny i would just sit thinking, omg more idiots

  • Dunno if I should laugh or be distrubed

  • But where's Cleggy?

  • i laughed a lot at this but if they came anywhere near me id be creeped out.

  • La fiera della cellulite... magnate meno al KFC!

  • only a bloke in London would keep reading his paper when sexy pussy comes on tube pole dancing.

  • @nippyhied I saw no sexy pussy. What I did see was 2 fat whores wearing masks to cover their fugly faces whilst wobbling around a pole on a train.

  • @yeppykinksta wow....someone has the green eyed monster

  • well done, wots wrong with those people, dead funny, ta  ;]

  • Their ugly girls... could at least make sure their good looking....

  • haha london folk just as miserable as eva

  • Proof that Londoners really do need to lighten up. Miserable bastards!

  • awwk I wish that happened on my tube!!

  • @brightfulfutures that's pretty sad little man, 5 mins every 2-5 days, looking for bad porn to spank your little monkey to. As well as being illiterate you are lazy, can't you even use a spell check you thick cunt? You should be sterilised so you don't produce any more fuckin' idiots - that's the last thing this world needs - mongs like you.

    And i have a great full life, i just like winding little pricks like you up.

    Oh yeah, you spelled grammar wrong - you really are an uneducated twat.

  • @skankydan Ah the Grammar and Spelling Police. The sort of people with nothing funny or powerful to say so they just pick on people's use of English? I bet you're a well spoken twat aren't you? The sort of guy that likes to know what peoples parents do for a living and prides himself on having a double garage and some land. Or aspires to that, one of the two.

    I'm on Brighful's side because this vid is awesome and highlights how miserable Londoners can be. YOU Skankydan just iced the cake. Twat!

  • @delarhuc you like the grammar police? check out a youtube video made by smosh about the grammar police. SO FUNNY

    smosh rules

  • @delarhuc I wasn't having a go at his use of English, just the lazy way of spelling and the fact that his comment was obnoxious. I can be well spoken when i want, there is nothing wrong with speaking correctly, and calling people twats who can command the use of the English language instead of bastardizing it is pretty stupid. No Im not that sort of guy, Im a working class Northerner with enough pride to be educated. I suppose you are happy with your mediocre life and easily pleased weak mind.

  • @delarhuc you stupid fuckin' cunt, why would i need to say something powerful or funny? like you just have? you witty prick. Just because you are happy sponging off your mother and are happy to do so doesn't mean it's wrong to aspire to things you small minded cock.

    And what the fuck did this thread have to do with you anyway? what are you his knight in shitting armour? champion of the retards? get a life you sad fuck. Also what are you on about sides? i never mentioned the vid you fuckwit.

  • @why misreable ?

  • aww the very first close up of a guy is from the noise next door gosh i miss them

  • Very funny and shows Londoners as the boring miserable dull cunts that they are.

  • So this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

  • shaming and disgusting

  • this video is been watched 101,548 times in 4 dayz...damn it will break youtube record i think

  • FAT! would have been much better if the not fat

  • Who would of thought these ugly politicans would turn me on?

  • i bet there was plenty of males that had hard on at the end of that haha!!

  • i actualy found that readin the comments was more entertaining lol, every beefin up and having pointless arguements thats going nowhere

  • 0:50, that guy's got somethin goin with gordon.

  • i wudnt even pay for a private show :|

  • got ur face!! 1:06!!

  • Yeeee Cameron back that ass up.

  • I know the poll dancers were free but I'd ask for my tube fare back

  • heheeee erm some FITTTTTT Asian dude ^^

  • lmao, fat ugly black chicks think they're hot.

  • LOL

  • Slightly disturbing, but hilarious.

  • Dose girlz r fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

  • what's this remix of love in the air called? if it exists?

  • Lol,, I love British people. You can do the craziest shit ever and they still carry on as if nothing is happening.

  • i'd do Gordon!!

  • coach builders must be made up that the train can handle this kind of weight hanging off it - fat cunts

  • lol this never happens when I get on the train

  • looks like they came up against some "stiff" opposition!! :)

  • fat bitches who forgot to get dressed but think they look good and a train full of ethnics who now think Gordon Brown is a fat pole dancer, can only be london

  • This is chucklesome! I love how British politics can create stuff like this, fab!

  • i bet nick clegg is so sad right now...

  • yeah typical london you could be lying dead on that train and they will just carry on with there boring lives ;;a wish them 2 come on my train journey yum yum

  • stupid fucking pirate should be on a boat not a fucking train the gimp

  • @hanghoodiescum LOL Irl. too right!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yay London!!!!

  • wow! THOSE REDBONE COULD GET IT!!!

  • now this is how to get young people into politics

  • Haha amazing, sure beats staring at each other. It's a shame how a good video is spoiled by unintelligent responces.

  • I'm guessing them two is above average weight...?

  • legs are horrible

  • could you put one of nick clegg pole dancing on the underground

  • What the f?

  • david amerons expression makes this so much more funny

  • al bet a lot of them passengers missed there stop due to having a stiffy on

  • why is there a pirate on the train?

  • @TSInfamous more to the point, why isn't there a pirate on other trains? XD

  • @TSInfamous Pirates are naturally attracted to... booty! *badun tsh*

  • @TSInfamous lol a pirate! thats so random haha, and thanks, now i got visions of gordon shit brown naked!! :O not good lol

  • what a pair of shlaaaags

  • Clegg took the bus instead Im guessing

  • @cheeselovingtree maybe he wanted to prove how different his party is compared with the other two, so he just got on a different train.

  • @mcbooze oh my DAYs you need to shut your fucking stinkin mouth you stickin bitch!!!! suck your mum's balls!!!!!! u ugly shit bag!!

  • @mcbooze yeah coz your life would be blown up thats fuckin why!!

    you're just a ugly nobody mate, you haven't even got the balls to walk through hackney - which is your own fucking country.

    what

    a

    weakling

    so shut your mouth dickhead and remember you're a nobody

  • @MariluLane i know its clear your poorly educated already, but hackney isnt a country......

  • @DsShadowOfdecay suck your mums balls u slag i went to one of the best universities in the country!!! HA you dumb wank!!!!!!

    hackney

    in london

    in england

    your country

    DICK .... HEAD.

  • @mcbooze That's not a nice way to talk about Cameron and Brown

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  • @imaginaryteaparty There's no way it's early, look how many people are on the tube! Those crazy girls wouldn't be able to move in the morning. i'd wager afternoon sometime or perhaps late at night.  I know what you mean about the commute though, not sure if i'd laugh or not, depends what mood i guess! And what everyone's forgetting is it must've looked weird without the music, assuming they had none!

  • @danandjac I'm really positive it's early. When I get the tube at about 6/7am, it looks exactly like that. You can see the guy yawn at the beginning too, that's an early morning yawn, that is :)

    Bit tired of people saying Londoners are rude just because they don't laugh hysterically at something that's not really very funny at all. Often people do have a laugh on the tube. Ask any Londoner for help and they'll go out of their way, and with a smile! :)

    But really good point about the music! :)

  • @imaginaryteaparty Ah fair point, come to think of it i don't think i've ever been on the tube before 6am! And i know what you mean, although London has it's fair share of miserable people, so does everywhere else! I've never had a bad experience asking someone for help either, so all you Londoner haters, leave us alone!

  • @danandjac Have found that the most rude people you meet are often in small towns and villages. People from London are just trying to get on with their day. (^ ^)

  • @danandjac i must say tho, as someone who knows the london train system very well - they'r a bunch of miserable b**stards!! so anything that raises the enjoyment is good in my books!!

  • hahaha win!

  • THEY R SO FAT 2 B POLE DANCER LOL

  • @danandjac Well done for taking the time to consult your dictionary. You should have taken as much time to look up the use of 'your'. It's You're 36 not "your 36" You're, shot for you are as in you are an overweight labour voter.

  • When asked 'who are you voting for darling' the genius response would have been lib dems.....would have put a spanner in the works ^^

  • @PMcDee Actually, Nick Clegg was in the next carriage doing the same (^ ^)

  • there are alot of grumppy people on the trian

  • @splassht Yes because it is a shitty experience commuting everyday for years on the tube. You just want to tune your mind out and get through it. It's annoying when people take advantage of the fact that you can't easily get away, to buttonhole you whether they are performers, beggars, pickpockets, charity collectors, muggers or drunkards, and often you are not sure, to begin with, where things are going to go, so it's a bit of a worry too.

  • @heliotropezzz333 agree with that...it's like when people are drunk they think they have a special license to get right up in your face and lay their hands on you etc.

  • @JRKyorkshire666 UGLY???? You don't even know what they look like. o_O

  • Piece of shit fat bitches not funny at all fucking whores

  • @originaldudu fackin hell too miserable to enjoy a joke??!!

  • SLAG

  • I bet alot of those commuters got a hung parliament...