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  • shes so funny, im glad she can just alwayys laugh it off

  • HAHAHA. Ohhh is it mean that I laughed so hard even though I love Ellen so much ? xD

  • omg. enough with the stupid arguing. i see this on every ellen video & its annoying. everyone has their own beliefs & thats whatever. keep it to yourself. youtube wasnt made for this.

  • For those homophobics out there, I'd rather hang around with lesbian Ellen, who is such a funny, outgoing, professional, sucessful, motivational, and worthy person than to ever be seen close to that hetero bitch Kim Kardashian, who is a fake, empty, vane, narcisist, good for nothing pile of make up with an asphixiated booty inside those slutty dresses that she wears. She cannot even fake her own wedding right in that stupid show just to get some ratings. What a @*%*%...

  • @SomeoneCommenting I am totally agreeing with you (excuse my spelling), billion thumbs up 4 you. <3

  • Man… her fall is like a bad game of QWOP. :D

  • hilarious that she pokes fun at her own fall! XD

  • OMG thats so funny!!

  • i love it how she can make a joke on it ! then it isnt embarassing ;P

  • I choked on my food laughing

  • My mom loves this song!

  • "This is what hurts today." hahaha

  • I love Ellen! <3 Too bad I can't watch her show on TV in the Netherlands :(

  • OMFG STOP HAVING HOMOSEXUAL ARGUMENTS. I LOVE ELLEN SHE ROCKS, ID TOTALLY GO LESBIAN FOR HER.

    NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • She did ¨The Matrix¨...

  • its like my friend falling

  • She is hilarious!

  • How does religion fall into The Ellen Show clips? Shut the fuck up - she's gay, get over it. She's still human, and still funny as fuck.

  • @220395G

    and a genuinely lovely, lovely person!

  • @thangacchi Exactly!

  • Both of yall just need to shut the fuck up already both of yall are idiots cuz ur fighting on youtube about homosexuality whocares if its against god or whatever its her life god made her choose that path and along with everybody else. Damn people are so stupid these days its like everybody turned the smart switch off.

  • you know what? i take that back about me jacking ur ass up if i met you. dont get the wrong idea, i would hurt you if i wanted wanted to, but its not worth it . either way i would still tell you everything that i told you b4.

  • everyone who is against saxjazzhands is stupid because ur wrong.....

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  • ouch!

    i love ellen :)

  • Okay guys... I don't care who you are. Ellen is one of the funniest people around (if not THE funniest). Yes, i am a Christian and i don't support gay relationships. I'm not a homophobic though. Ellen is amazing! I love her and i'm glad she is who she is :)

  • @Cbluesrocker You're comment is amazing. I agree. I'm religious and am very pro gay rights, however I don't expect people to believe in gay marriage, but it is great that you are not homophobic. We need more Christians like you, not the ones that come on here and comment on how homosexuals are Satan's spawn.

  • omg i achually laughed PMSL <<i know i cant spell **beth***

  • STOP IT STOP IT !!!

  • i love how in the background you can hear the coquis

  • LMAO!!! ELLEN IS HILARIOUS!!!

  • Ellen is awesome. She doesnt get bothered by rude comments about stuff like this, she simply laughs. Haha I love her.

  • HAAAAA!!!!- I love how she makes fun of herself

  • Ellen Degenerate!

  • why do i hear Coquis in the background????this is definitely recorded in Puerto Rico!!!!

  • ohh my god there were so many funny things about what she said about her own fall XD

  • If you can't laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at.

  • This is what hurts today, right there! Lol!

  • LOLOL "There she goes." XD

  • that is a brilliant moment of taking a few embarrassing moments and capitalizing on them

  • i laughed so hard!

  • Ouch! Poor woman!

  • damn i love that lady's comments <3 as much as i love her !!

  • lmao xD i love how she can make fun of hurself like that if that were me i would be like " huh? o.o what are u talking about i didnt fall o-O" the next day

  • 0:19 = Hammertime.

  • I love how she comments on her own mistakes and failures and not just act like it didn't happen.

  • "This is what hurts today, right there"

    lol I love Ellen so much!

  • Shes ALWAYS !! so honest about everything !! I luv her, its like she has no secrets, even if u met her for the first time it wud feel like the hundredth.

  • love Ellen

  • She's awesome!

  • haha funny

  • haha. i just found myself running to Ellen as my day ends... i don't know. a very fine stress reliever.

  • LMAO i love how most people would be all "oh i meant to do that to be funny" but she's like pointing everything out and making fun of it and everything!!! lmao i love Ellen!!! X)

  • I love u soooo much Ellen!! thank u for being u!

  • Oh. Ellen is just great. I love her hahah

  • Haha :D

  • she makes my day sometimes haha

  • hey she looks beautiful here !!~

  • LOL , she problay slip on something . or having a clumsy day

  • im trying to watch100 ellen vids.

    full. vid:1:22

    start:6:09

    end:6:13

    #47

  • Ellen Degeneres... I love your attitude about life! Instead of being emberassed about something everyone has done at one time or another, you turn it around into comedy! It was funnier than if I had founf out about it second hand! Hahahahahahaha! You rock!

  • lmao, i wish i was that floor. fall on me ellen. ;]

  • poor ellen

    LOVE YA ELLEN

  • LOL!!!!

  • how'd she fall?

  • this is prob one of the reasons why her back is the way it is now :( she'd better take care of herself :)

  • is this in p.r??? i here the couqui

  • Haha couldnt have said it better myself

  • :D Thanks.

  • everyone has free will.

  • Yep. And everyone has the right to be a dumb ass

  • @spellher I second that.

  • @spellher very VERY V E R Y GREAT COMMENT!!!!!!!!

    gay or not,what ever?!?!? shes the best... you know...dude in the world!!!! shes so funny,i watch shes show everyday!!!

  • lol could not agree more

  • @spellher i was smiling when i read your comment and was agreeing with you 100% until i read the last sentence.

    that kind of comment demonstrates your ability to stereotype and judge all christians as people who hate gays etc

    you doing that, is just as bad as when some christians look down upon gays.

  • @swphotos If you look, I wrote that 10 months ago. That was awhile back. I don't mean that they should literally go read the bible. They were being stupidly stereotypic, so I gave it back to them, that's all. I meant no harm by it. I was just rudely replying to their rude comment. Sorry if I offended you.

  • @spellher I love her. but what's wrong with reading the bible?

  • @spellher i just want you to know that i'm christian and i love ellen. anyone that hates gay people and says they are christian is lying! God tells us to tell everyone, and who are we to judge anyone else?

  • @1BubblesPPG very true

  • @1BubblesPPG I agree.

  • @TheYaom 1-800-DUMB ASS called. They would like to speak with you.

  • @spellher ellen is an annoying dike bitch...... I am gay and she comes across as the typical bitch that craves for atenttion and think her sexuality is to be taken into account at all times.... as if the world gave a shit about her sexual orientation!

  • @TheYaom So stop looking her up on Youtube dumbass.

  • @TheYaom Wow no one cares that ur gay and no one cares if Ellen's a lesbian she seems like a nice,bright and funny women u really didn't have to say wat u said and i agree with spellher u didn't have to look her up in the first place!!! :/ I'm just saying i'm not trying to start fights or any drama cause i don't take drama!

  • @TheYaom u say that the world doesnt give a shit about her sexual orientation and yet u introduce urself like this based on the way ur comment is written "Hi my name is (Insert ur name here) and I'm gay." kinda sounds like u want everybody to take into account that u are gay and don't like how u are portrayed.if u didn't want the world to care u could have just said what u disliked about her without giving information about urself cause like u said,no one cares about ur sexual orientation.

  • @TheYaom ur gay???

  • @TheYaom Then why are you watching this video

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  • @MCHRow The bible does not want people to be intolerant asses either, so maybe you should die.

  • @spellher How does being born a certain way justify the action or outlook? There's absolutely no logic or rationality in that thinking. If you say that because gay's are born that way then its fine then you would have to say that people are justified in raping children or murdering others because they were "born that way".

  • @REDRAGON12345 Why would someone choose to be gay? Why would someone want to be discriminated against by a bunch of bigots? Are you heterosexual on purpose? Or let me guess....you were born straight. There are scientific facts regarding human sexuality. Look them up.

  • @spellher u should go read a bible because homosexuality is an abomination to God so wht would h make you born that way. it's called a spirit or demon whichever you prefer

  • @saxjazzhands Gays are people too, but are treated like crap for no reason. If God loves everyone, and everyone is God's child, God needs to get a grip and support homosexuality. Why pray to God if he hates a minority of people? God is not something I feel like praying to if he does not support homosexuality. The divorce rate is 50% now. Heterosexuals are obviously not doing marriage justice. Homophobia is the same problem as racial discrimination used to be. Thanks for the comment bigot.

  • @spellher i'm not saying that gays aren't ppl 2 bcuz they r, i'm not 4 gay bashing or anything like that because that is wrong. nd God doesn't hate them he hates the sin and that is a huge difference

  • @saxjazzhands BEING GAY IS NOT A SIN YOU IGNORANT HETEROSEXUAL.

  • @spellher i'm the one that's ignorant but ur the one acting as if it's ok but it's not. being gay is a sin why else would the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords frown upon that if u keep this up nd u were 2 die 2day ud be going sr8 2 hell

  • @saxjazzhands You and your silly God.

  • @makaso92 my God is not silly he created u so u should b thankful

  • @saxjazzhands What are you? Living in the 80's? Being gay is NORMAL now. Why don't you go outside and realise that for yourself. If people can't choose to be whp they want to be because it says so in a book. What is the point in living a lie?

  • @LE2Goldenhalk bitch i ain't living in the 80's i'm only 13 i wasn't even around then

  • @saxjazzhands Your so religious you have to call people names? I can tell your 13, your maturitity shows it. Your a horrible little child who has obviously got very homophobic parents. And yes, you are living in the 80's kid. your attitude is the exact same attitude almost every being had. But now? Its 2011 if you havnt realised it is now ok to be GAY. Its not a sin and god would NOT want someone to live a life that they were not fully happy with. Get outta here kid.

  • @LE2Goldenhalk

    1st of all don't bring my parents into this and 2nd the way your acting i would think u were my age or younger so u need 2 get outta here with that. all that stuff u saying sounds like the devil. i'm not homophobic one of my best friends is a lesbian

  • @saxjazzhands LOL so wait a minute, one of your best friends is a homosexual but you still think that she is an abomination to god? Wow kid, you need to sort out your priorities. Badly. Ignorant, is COMPLETLY different that Bitch. If I wanted to start name calling, trust me. I would. The way you talk is the exact same as a 13 year old. "u, 2" No capitals in the right place, where did you even go to school? o.o

  • @LE2Goldenhalk y would i write capital letters on a comment i'm not writing a paper

    i don't think my friend is an abomination 2 God the sin is. she's not a christian but she knows i am. doesn't matter where i go to school cuz i make sr8 a's i've been abve my grade level since the 1st grade.

    i don't have a prob with homosexual ppl, it's the sin, what part of that don't u understand

  • @saxjazzhands Because your typing on this comment shows just how intelligent you are, which obviously clearly shows. "u should go read a bible because homosexuality is an abomination to God so wht would h make you born that way. it's called a spirit or demon whichever you prefer" Thats your exact comment. " homosexuality is an abomination to God" So you just either very quickly changed your mind or you have a brain like a goldfish.

  • @LE2Goldenhalk hey person. SHUT THE FUCK UP because your wrong, saxjazzhands is right, saxjazzhands didnt change her mind, you just dont understand......dumbass

  • @moonamigi LOOOL Are you another fucking stupid retarded little religious girl that wouldnt be able to stand up for herself in person? Of course you are! Why? Because shes a homophobe. If she think being gay is a sin and you agree with her then FUCK YOU TOO BITH. Because YOUR a homophobe too you silly little fucking cunt bag. Thanks for commenting :)

  • @LE2Goldenhalk you dont know know me, if i met you in person i would still be the same way. and im not a retard ur a the stupidass retard because u STILL dont realize that it IS a sin. you dont know me, you dont cant tell me what i am or anything. and your fucking lucky you arent arguing with me in person because i would jack ur ass up! but of course u still dont understand because ur still a lost sinner. dont worry I'LL PRAY FOR YOU. YOU NEED IT :)

  • @moonamigi Jack my ass up? Seriously? Your like 13 kid? What are you going to do? Bite my leg? I wouldnt want you to pray for me. Im not christian and I dont overly believe in god. I do realise that it IS a SIN. But its a sin in YOUR RELIGION. That doesnt mean its a SIN in everyone elses. I woul really love, to see a small little girl, come up to my waist and tell me to shut the fuck up. I really would love to see that one day.

  • @LE2Goldenhalk you dont know how old i am or what i can do, im not overly believing in god, im just believing in him. but hey lets end this because ur still stupid and wrong and dont understand. k your not even worth it right now, and believe me you do need my prayers. it was nice to debate with a retard like you :)

  • @moonamigi For one I dont want your prayers from someone from another religion as me. I don't believe in your god and I don't think he exists. Second of all, you act like a 13 year old. For sure. I take serious offence from everything your saying because I am gay. When you or your little friend say that I have a devil or a demon inside me, when I don't. How do you think that your affecting 20% of the world? Keep your religious comments inside your church. Talk to me when you've fininished uni.

  • @LE2Goldenhalk do u not realize that just bcuz i'm not homophobic, that doesn't change my views on homosexuality where did u get the idea that i changed my mind u obviously have a brain like a goldfish

  • @saxjazzhands "i don't have a prob with homosexual ppl" Yet you say "u should go read a bible because homosexuality is an abomination to God" THAT os changing your mind. Do you seriously call your friend an abomination to god? If you do, seriously. You need to leave that kid alone. She deserves much better than you.

  • @LE2Goldenhalk oh and also u started the name calling u called me ignorant

  • @saxjazzhands Well, you are ignorant. If you honestly think being Gay is a sin because of something written on paper I don't know if to blame your parents stupidity or yours. Either way, I feel bad for you because you'll obviously turn out to be an asshole in the future.

  • @makaso92 not just any paper a bible which is a book. my parents aren't stupid. your obviously already an asshole arguing with a 13 year old for the last time since some don't seem 2 understand i'm NOT homophobic i don't go around 2 every homosexual i see, and tell them what they're doing is wrong i just walk past them. i know a lot of homosexuals. if u don't receive then don't because i'm not fooling with any of y'all anymore

  • @saxjazzhands You have a negative attitude and feeling towards them, which is what makes you exactly like a homophobic. Second, I've not been arguing with you, I said I felt sorry for what's coming up in your future. Third, how is that a reason for me to be an asshole? How would I ever know you're a 13 year old? I mean, START USING YOUR OWN BRAIN INSTEAD OF THE BIBLE FOR A CHANGE.

  • @makaso92 i'm done with you. you may think that you're right when u r clearly wrong but i'm done because u won't listen so let's just agree 2 disagree

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Retarded.

  • Ellen is the woman of the year . . . now that she is going to be the fourth judge on American Idol I will watch and watch and watch

  • omg, this is hilarious! i must look like an insane person, laughing so much in front of the computer xD

  • me too!!!! LMAO. i just laughed so hard that absolutely no sound came out, and I couldn't breathe. LoL. She's great.

  • I love it when she dissects clips of things that went wrong, she's hilarious.

  • she's hilarious!

    luv her!

  • mad funny i luv her narrating wats happinin:)

  • they buff the ish out them floors

  • omg my stomach hurt lol at this i cant stop watching it

  • gnr gnr lmfAO

  • lmfao! oh ellen haha

  • hillllllaaaarious!!!

  • hahahah lol

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