Russian survival words

[TheEziofan]

wait so the bathroom is a survival word?

[berriescarriesme]

pa ZHAL sta means please not you are welcome i know that cause i am 100 % russian :)

[EugenetReal]

@berriescarriesme You are not right. If you are using it in frases like "Please, do something!", "pa-ZHAL-sta"=please. But if you are use it after someone told you "Thank you!", you also answer: "pa-ZHAL-sta". This time it means: "You are welcome!".

[salchipapa8000]

that guy speaks way too fast and annoys the fuck outta me lol

[MmeFat]

Thanks this video is great!!

[fliegeroh]

Russian women are so sexy.

[TheCaptainjuicy]

FUCK!!!!!!

And i thought nahuat had some funny and hard ass words

This is near impossible

But i want to move to russia so bad

[SHAD0VV100]

HeavyWeapons Guy was here

[killerman19880385]

easy play russian games with russian words and english subtitles like metro 2033 XD

[jeykl6]

what is proper meaning of ' удачки ' ?????

[mrdeathishere]

@jeykl6 good luck

[BellamyCatherine]

@jeykl6 It's a changed informal variant of "good luck" - "удачи". But frankly speaking it sounds a little bit stupidly. :)

[ehurtx]

i thought survival words would be - help i am trapped under the bus, or don't stab me i will give you the money!

[MickeyLove01]

@ehurtx or "help me I am a stupid american that can't even find Russia on the map and who thinks it snows there even in summer"

[MrPlayer9999]

@MickeyLove01 In russian it will be: "Помогите мне, я тупой американец, который даже не может найти Россию на карте и который думает, что там даже летом есть снег. "

[Karen41872]

What kills most non-Russian speakers wanting to learn the language are the CASES ....... no other language has them.

[BellamyCatherine]

@Karen41872 Em... What do you mean? :) (I am a native-speaker).

[Dhanyamusika]

@Karen41872 actually plenty of languages have cases- Latin, icelandic, Sanskrit, Greek. Oriyan/Orissan,Tamil, Sinhalese and plenty more have a reduced form of cases such as Arabic, German, and all indo0aryan languages,

[TheSandofGarra]

Я могу говорить FUCKERS РОССИЯ мать так Suck My Dick HAHAHAH

[VoenOVG]

Ты долбоёб=You are dumb fucker

[mschap24]

French and Italian doesn't have shit on Russian, it's such a beautiful language. But it's so difficult to learn for me! >.<

[Sallar21]

russian appeals to me because it sounds very enticing and flashy

[Den7120]

А я хочу выучить английский язык

[TrueNumbers]

@Den7120 I can teach you! I want to learn to speak Russian so you научи меня!

[zjazjalibu]

I even don't know how one learn Russian by such way.

[em3377]

pa-ZHAL-sta should be rather pronounced as pa-ZHAL-oo-ee-sta because it is written as such :-) Why 'YN' is there if it is not pronounced?

[BellamyCatherine]

@em3377 The correct pronunciation is "pa-zhal-uj-sta", and making it shorter makes it an informal variant.

[ultradumbass]

the title is misleading. i thought it was going to be words like if you see alien space reptiles descending over your house or how to scare off burglars with scary russian words.

[Kenzofeis]

When the guy says "now you say it" it's like someone spilling my glass of vodka to the floor.

[TheVprio]

This is video don't help you, if you actually want speak English, write me, and I help you learn Russian language. alexwebworker@yahoo.com

[koneslon1]

ахахаха! огонь! ща уссусь! эти долбоёбы реально же будут думать, что тут эти фразы понадобятся! сука, в России каждый даун знает слова "hello" и "thank you", а фраза "где находится ванная комната?" для шлюх предназначена. пиздос, короче!)))))

[VoenOVG]

@koneslon1 +, им надо матные слова учить

[ostaz55]

مرحبا بكم جميعا والسلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

[1aqworldsnighva]

@ostaz55 hell no

[ZaykaDevil]

kak- it`s ''how'' but if you ask the name(what`s your name) it`s also used ''kak''( kak tebea zavut) russian is considered one of the hardest languages. but i speak it from childhood, it seems easy for me))) it`s very nice.

[OpAbzolute]

@ZaykaDevil i got a question then. "excuse me" and "your welcome" are the same words in russian. so how do u specify which one you are meaning to say? how will the other person your speaking to tell the difference?

[ZaykaDevil]

@OpAbzolute . hmmm, i think it`s like in another languages. there are the same words, which have different meanings. depends on the context. if you have quations about russian, i`ll be glad to answer)

[Koyesterday]

@ZaykaDevil is the way to say hello in this video correct, cause ive seen it in other ways

[oblivion0gro0krash]

im pure russian but my grandparents moved to america during soviet times so we just said "fuck you hope u freeze ur ass off" and moved to florida and i got a nice tan

[XSandCreeperX]

lol she said cock

[1aqworldsnighva]

@XSandCreeperX not relly souned like KaK to me :D

[tovar0072]

@1aqworldsnighva Ha! :D

[sup3rkangkong]

i can read cyrillic ^^

[sheunghyun]

when she speak pa-chal-sta so sexy face....

[Mold30]

That chick is pretty hot.

[aerozub]

You can't survive using only words in Russia, you gotta be physically prepared too :)

[Mariloo87]

Что за чмошница?

[azurescens420]

konnichiwa bitches

[Jh5kRadio]

I want to say something, but saying it with a standard NorthAmerican keyboard will kill the joke :(

[JoeyRegtop]

LOL

[alkasat]

Эх вы,неучи)))

[sanakneebelt]

I want to learn russian!

[1aqworldsnighva]

@sanakneebelt good on you? I learnt english in 5 years xD

[SH4LLOWGR4VE925]

ghitosk hi3uasi p7oalk

[hrvaticaigitara]

the woman is not russian, am i right?

[Gurra88]

@hrvaticaigitara

No idea, but I remember her from another video about learning Czech.

[hrvaticaigitara]

@Gurra88

her accent is strange.. weird. the man is OK, he is a native speaker

[palkoy]

xaxa not accurate it not pronounce soft sign

[TheLvUpMobEnt]

We got two Russian's in School' In San Francisco' All i know is Vodka, Da and Dazvidaniya

[bigchickenfu]

heh heh... she said 'khak' !!! heh heh !

[xBloodXGusherx]

Dam the woman is cuuuute.

[TheHenryMccarty]

уу ала волим руски језик стета сто нас не уче у школи =(...

[swedishorient]

the guy makes me wet.

[l0llilicious]

@swedishorient

lol

[nunsaramengel]

@swedishorient

go for it then

[imsonotacheergirl]

I've always wanted to learn russian, but they dont offer it at my school

[RosesPoses99]

i am trying so hard to lean russian, kak de lah! kak vas za voot ..

[weeoo86]

This is funny to say because I'm eating Oreos while saying the words:)

[thelonewolf21693]

lol, the girl saying"KAHK"

[JusticeAndTaylorShow]

kahk means, for example: "Kahk Deyla?" Means "how are you?". so really kahk means like.... "how?" i guess. but the russian language is much different than english so 'kahk' could mean a few different things that are linked together by similar definitions. :)

Sorry if you already knew that! lol

[nvm0]

vanaya KOMNATA? :D lol. I laughed at that. In my language (slovak)-komnata means chamber :D

[drovamy]

russian its so hardd...

[MORGE2481]

Russian is almost as hard as English

[1aqworldsnighva]

@MORGE2481 I'll never understand that... english is pretty easy and my main language is russian and I have no idea why I lived in ukrain my language is 100% like russian and its pretty easy but for me...

[BellamyCatherine]

@MORGE2481 Not exactly: from the scientific point of view Russian is harder.

[Attackingtrees]

Score this really helped alot my Husband is russian and im still learning to speak it

[swiggeee]

and im sorry, no body from canada has any right to make fun of Russia, i mean not only is it pathetic, but you came from the french, the freakin french! go export some maple syrup ya dirty canadian

[aidenbf]

not all canadians are french or part french. im canadian and my dad is russian. besides maple syrup is freaking good!

[swiggeee]

talk about immaturity, you seem to forget this is the country that had americans terrified of nuclear warfare for 40 years, and is still rediculously powerful.

[VivaldiPaganini]

Privet!

[zakfmt]

okay, this is obviously a joke. at 1:22 they teach "how are you" and say it "cock dilla"

at 3:03 "what is your name is said "cock fast zavoot" i dont know what a zavoot is, but im sure i'd find out real quick in prison.

[rennreliketheatre]

It's just a way to easily pronounce it if you're not used to russian phonetics. It's correct, though.

[rsguy9]

zavoot means "ur name"

[BellamyCatherine]

@rsguy9 Not exactly. "Zavoot" means "they call you". So "как тебя зовут" is "how others call you". "Меня зовут Катя" = "Others call me Kate".

[rsguy9]

@BellamyCatherine Whoa, a two year old comment? "зовут" actually is the third person plural form of the verb "звать," which is to call. Are you a native speaker? Your last sentence is incorrect, it translates to "I am called Katya (Kate)" OR "My name is Katya."

[BellamyCatherine]

@rsguy9 :)))))) You've just said the same thing, but in other words (more correct for English-speakers, may be). My native language is Russian, but not English. So may be I've expressed the idea not in the best words.

[rsguy9]

@BellamyCatherine Haha :) my native language is Russian as well, but I have been speaking English for pretty much my whole life. Well, you were correct to an extent, but yes, mine was the "scientific" and proper way to explain it. But I'm sure you know what you were talking about :)

[MultiWatcher1000]

@BellamyCatherine its true

zavoot means call

similar in slovenia or croatia

[sweetrussian6]

Kay if you want to be an ignorant idiot feel free.

Stop making references to English.

This is not a joke.

You americans sometimes...

[zakfmt]

nah, I'm Canadian. That's what we do. We make jokes. and if your language sounds like profanities in mine why not have some fun?

And "stop making references to english" this whole video is about english.

[sweetrussian6]

@zakfmt I meant for you to stop trying to make russian sound like english. I think your humour is immature and ressembles the american one.

[CazK88]

I see your head is clearly in the gutter.

[Yamalishe]

Hahaha HOW ARE YOU - COCK DILLER

[tatasjeep]

I'm useing the Pimsler Approach to learn Russian and I have learnt a lote of this alredy.......some of this is off!

[pimpinisanart]

That woman is totally lip syncing!

[lamaneuker2]

last 2 are hard..

[Eloen136]

Where is the bathroom and do you speak enlish are the hard ones

[nightboy89]

nice video..i wana learn russian..first i will memorize these phrases..then i will learn the whole language..then i will marry a nice russian lady and live in peace :D

[PaNkOw97]

before you can live i peace u have to fuck her with her cock dilla

[vvillem9]

@nightboy89 In soviet Russia, language learns you!

[VoenOVG]

@vvillem9 В советской России, язык учит тебя(Russian translate))

[darkspacex]

@nightboy89 i was thinking the same thing

[decimuscarrerus]

harder then chinese jesus lol

[Sara476476]

i speak russian. I was born in Rusiia and trust me its easy lol

[decimuscarrerus]

that explains it

[Selecious]

russian is such a mystical and powerful sounding language i'm in love.

[alleermed]

I love Russian <3<3

susann,norway

[GodsWordIsTruth]

i LOVE russian!!!

[blinkwa6]

russian is such a pretty language

[zodyou1]

@blinkwa6 no not really, its very harsh