Walrus Masturbating

[QuackerMan45]

the professional voice just makes me luagh

[twiztidMage]

hahahahaha gets me every time!

[Weedlepoop]

HAhAHAAHahahahhahaHAHAHAHAHAHA­AaA

[shamocan]

slapper! lolz

[ThisKidBen91]

Thumbs up if you didn't expect to see Jamie Hyneman nude in this video!

[mowsus]

what? no cumshot?

[mcmee333]

i've tried many times to justify what i searched to get this video... it doesn't work

[confettistar]

0:37 talk about stating the obvious.

[wtg2989]

@confettistar for real lol. that would be one long vagina if it were a female!

[Fujimori234]

Where my fellow perverts at?! :D

[atticuscorleone]

That's Second BIggest after me... o0o .

[pcreator]

Bachmann/Palin 2012!

[randomactsok]

The walrus : "Don't, YOU, LAUGH AT IT!!!!"

[DeLeeTiff]

This just made my walrus fetish worse...

[QuackerMan45]

i love how its the same voice who also does national geographic shows directed towards young audiences

[HodeciJogurt]

lol

[XylexDragon]

He can fuck me any time.

[giriisindahouse]

@XylexDragon lol you got wet watching this?

[lynnguini]

dude, you zoom ZOOM onto the penis, but then you miss the glory cum shot??? YOU SUCK AS A CAMERA MAN, JUST SAYING

WALRUS DICK

[darkwitch2200]

lmfao

[skatetop2]

why the fuck did i watch this

[MrOBEYDAWALRUS]

delicious!!!

[manferot]

Goo goo go'joob

[Auroraz]

what the fuck

[adamwest75]

hahaha i luv his face!!!!!

[davek12]

Single orange walrus, very male, seeks-...actually, I'm good.

[MJFAN0799]

does he take viagra?

[SnakeBiteHearrt]

LMFAO

[brotherbandit]

his flippers are almost like hands

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

You Americans are sure obscessed with this shit eh?

[Macr888]

@TheDudeYouHateToMeet Why would you say that?

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

@Macr888 Well why would anyone post videos of animals masturbating?

[Macr888]

@TheDudeYouHateToMeet Because they thought it was pretty amusing I guess. Why did you have to bring Americans into this?

[lolligager21]

i like it, it reminds me of,well not quite me,

i'm BIGGER!!!!!

[timspacedout87]

The 'Animals Do The Funniest Things' Show has literally gone to the dogs.

[Timmehbob]

LMMFAOOOOOOO

[governmentproj13]

lol. aw that was kinda cute.

[MehganFox]

did it ejaculate

[matthewtuckey]

Did I hear the woman say 'he's a male'? You reckon?!

[ShadowoOfBlood]

0_O

*eye twitches*

[Globez123]

Oh OH Spaghettios!

[hubtubber]

the guy talking sounds like steve carrell

[Pyroface247]

nice technique

[XxEAZYxExX]

Mine towers over that little guy

[Overdell]

Meh, I've seen bigger

[SinSeared]

Did he cum?

[LEATHERrebelJUSTICE]

The internet truly does provide an answer to all of life's questions.

[petermal]

yep this is fake. they MUST have paid the walrus between ten and fifteen grand to do it i reckon.

[jbrisby]

It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs: it's not done well, but it's cool to see it done at all.

[ellytoad]

Wahaha! Oh man.

[yoda341]

WTF 0_o ?

[anandgedam1212]

WHAT A COCK!!! LOL LMAO

[RealNumber1user]

That walrus taught me many things

[GodAdmit]

o-o Holy fucking shit. Shows that catholics were wrong when they said that sex was just for reproduction when a walrus is jacking off O-O

[LaughingGoh]

Animal needs sex life too

[dumdum212]

This turns me on so much, I blew a load to this.

[Angel66778]

holy shit thats a big penis!!

[boshkaly]

its fake .

[crispycrab]

Fake? I don't know about that.. Lots of videos of walruses giving themselves blow jobs.

[JiggleMonkeyz]

Same size as me, dudeee :D

[69LADYGIRL69]

o.O OH HI, HOW ARE YOU!!!!!? ;D hahaha

[GallowayJesse]

Best video on YouTube.

[talcaforever]

I do the same thing twice everyday but anybody thinks it's funny.

[Transam941]

Did that lady ask if he was a male? Self explanatory to me. Funny shit

[MasYoNo25]

He did not want to commit sin by raped other walrus either male or female.....

[DrUndies]

Looks like he just "blew a seal"

[marioperfect]

Stop masturbating you fucking seal! LOL!

[jagenigma]

Holy mackerel!!!

[MahBoi22]

He must be having thoughts about his bukkit....

[DarkShadowRage2]

He misses his bucket :(

[zimtower]

Someone get a grocery bag!

[stegaflaps]

extra extra large california roll!!!

[Iagodoidaum]

asuausudahsudhaduahduahsduahdu­a

[striponny]

Holy 'banana' lol

[skodas]

looks like hes got a hoover tube

[SearingWolfe]

nature's beauty

[GilbertsonDerick]

He gets off from laughter. That's some kinked shit right there.

[VikkiHatesViolence]

Ever since they took his bucket..

[Emotastic44]

lol that is fuckin hlarious

[HannahSporrong]

WTF? :O

[ItsBearsyBitch]

*cums*

[dwyer222]

holy shit that is funny!!!

[jollter]

AAAAAAAH MY EYEEEEEEEES ROFL X_X

[DarkangelMHB]

sweet.see natural to masterbate

[Childrenofthecornsno]

LOLOL 37 seconds. the tour guide " he is a male" lolol really????

[xxgetHYPxx]

dude the lady who acts if its a male is fcking retarted!

aha. =]

[sladehealy]

SO THATS WHAT WALRUS PENIS LOOKS LIKE

[justwannaloveya]

lol .. someone says : thats a male?  at 0.39 xD

[RadaSs90]

LOL!!!

[akeffo]

This is the father of Sarah Palins daughter.

[funimonkii1324]

lmfao.

[khaoticcody]

This video is epic.

[NotedStrangePerson]

"He is about 12-13 years old right now."

Well that explains it. :P

[xEisley]

LMFAO, NOOOOOOOOOO.

[chatcunt]

hahaha

[mikeyw1969]

oh god, why did my mouse go there...ugh

[omega5811]

hes goin to go blind!

[missymissy2266]

he misses his bucket

[MetalGearGeorge]

He is thinking of his bucket.

[BananeSplt]

they had to do a close up:S LOL

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

damn why do animals have bigger dicks than humans? lol

[ultranick91]

No they don't ;)

[yamomyamomyamomyamom]

Compared to other primates, even larger primates such as the gorilla, the male human genitalia are remarkably large. The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate both in absolute terms and in relative size compared with the rest of the body

[a00758731]

wanna see they dont?

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

no thanks I dont wanna see yours.

[nes0901]

rofl someone in the background asked if it was a male

[AdamPacitti]

looks like mine

[Robbybox333]

now THAT is unusual

[critchlow39]

Lol y cant people jus let a walrus wack off in peace

[JPPraterCO08]

or a person in public?

[critchlow39]

ROFL

[ddawgFTW]

thats about the size of mine

[sportslvr943]

ahh yes ahh yes pull that thing ahhhhh...im done.

[KING11534]

what the fuck!!!!

[turtlespankerr]

YES

[y0u73b3r9]

oh gawed

im traumatized for life :/

but for the girls who r all about size....

[sparky8580]

why would you put that on utube?

[JPPraterCO08]

better than rap music

[unknownHat]

"It's a nice day for a walrus to roll over, and masturbate for the public!"

[Not2008Me]

i'll never look at animals the same again..lmao

[HareGuuLover]

XD "Is that a male?"

Kudos to sebastianahc's comment.

That person could run for president with brains like that. HAS to be smarter than what we have now.

:3

[alexrosegreenhalgh]

you searched walrus masterbating done lie!

[Kwinh]

No I didnt. I searched masturbating orangutan. This was just in related videos, buddy. Dont you judge me.

[Tetzukai]

Someone get this walrus a women! Or a man if possible! Quickly!

[95stangdude]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!­!!

[ElectricMayhem87]

No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay.

[kainos86]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[poonzish2]

listen to the hooting!!! "kids, cover your eyes!"

[anonutube22]

wow, i searched walrus and got this

[oliohlioh]

...so why were you looking up a masterbauting walrus????............bestiali­ty.....

[MsMercury]

Who knew walrus' could masterbate?

[SpriteSavior]

LMAO damn thats gross n funny at once. his moan is priceless

[16taylor18]

please privacy a little privacy! get that camera out of here l.o.l

[simonsko1]

i would like to drive a car and drag the walrus behind the car

[ASteveVaiFan]

You're sick! Funny vid.

[MileySongLuver]

THAT IS JUST GROSS!:(:P

[eatmyplum]

bwhahahahahahahahahahaha

I want that walrus wang up me ass

[dsandoval]

thats weird

[sausy11]

lol at the grunting

[ZackxVanessaxhigh]

yuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chelosera91]

LMFAO

[weirdall51]

gross

[persuader357]

judging from the size of his penis, he must be part negro! It just makes sense.

[Kayota69]

No, he's a walrus, you idiot.

[persuader357]

no, really faggot? as if no human being can tell the fucking difference asshole. figures some limp dick fuck like yourself would comment like that. (baby-talk)"no, he's a walrus! get a real life pussy and go and hump some one elses leg ya dog!

[Kayota69]

Your lack of interesting insults amuses me so.

[neonpurple]

that almost killed me with laughter

[TsaalyoPhoenix]

LMFAO

[Cameron5658]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LeetSkillz93]

whoa that thing is hugggeee!!

[ZPQTube]

The water must be cold

[caca69696969]

that walrus has one giant cock

[PepeTimber14]

loooooooooooooooool looooooooooooool XD

[mpsemp]

"This walrus thought it would be a nice day to rrrroll over and masturbate for the public!"

...wtf?

[kanyjr]

XDD

[sirdude2220]

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dean3000plus]

i has a penis

[Crewbot]

No fuck...

[333vasco]

poor fishes...

[333vasco]

is there a fire to be put out with the hose?

[LockedPig]

bad... bad walrus =))

[Pedro354655144655]

Wtf?

[loopylou007]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[gurujaba]

thats small, he needs some pen!s enl@rgement stuff

[sebastianahc]

stupid lame Americans.."is that a male"

you could probably run for president with an intellect of that magnitude.

[zamorakfury]

its the tour guide, they have to say that its their job, you dumbfuck piece of shit, come to america maybe you'll learn a thing or 2.

[jamesandrew2000]

You're the dumbfuck. The voice was dubbed in later you arrogant motherfucker.

[Pep4abuck]

Did the lady say "He is a male" ? Wow! I couldn't tell!!

[TvegasProductions]

Yes, because all Americans think like that. Jackass.

[ocudoc]

that is probably one of the funniest things i've seen in a while. seriously, all power to the walrus. that thing is huge.

[happychappy1984]

lmao. that penis is huge!!

[spike8431]

dio la madonna!!!!!

[gburgwill2008]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG!!!!

[bladadupa1234]

mines bigger :)

[angel92k]

geeing it

[Cd7up]

Don't walruses have a bone in their penis?

Called an usik or something like that, I remember my brother hitting me in the head with one. ;_;

[nothing9587]

HAHHAHAHA THAT SUCKS

[2gingers]

haha!