Spitzer Call Girl Resigns

[Amish234]

This video is amazing.

[bruceackleyrx7]

@VerumAdNauseam no

[mccabe1958]

@MrBEB123 wow... paranoid much? You need to seek some mental health care quickly.

[rpgtrainer]

@MrBEB123 your fucking retarded

[hellbirdsflight]

bit . ly/jerku

[troyligginsjunior]

youtube... again... nothing to do with greer barnes :l... yall fuckin up :l...

[DSD1v57BG32]

Democrat- eliot/ clinton

vs republicans- Diaper Dave Vitter

Mark Sanford

Chip Pickering

Mark Foley

Larry Craig

Rudy Guliano

John Ensign

Newt Gingrich

Dick 'toe sucker' Morris

[MartyHiggins]

@DSD1v57BG32 Who cares? In November you assholes will be out on the street.

[DSD1v57BG32]

@MartyHiggins

LOL you wish maybe two or three, but democrats will when because republicans are divided into two, the teabaggers and the neocons.

[scott80100]

want to have free phone sex? call its live call Cynthia at (580) 235-7850 cynthia will answer the phone!!! or you can send a text its free this girl just loves to talk its free no time limit!!!

[Leibinz]

This is so unfair, she should never have been made to resign.

[RebelHQ]

lmfao

[redaznpwnage]

haahahaahh :)

[xindralol]

what a bullshit she's just trying to save her ass

[xxxxJohn117xxxx]

AHHH stop caring whether Elliot Spitzer is D or R...the point is that its satire and it worked well...Gubernatorial Glazebucket...lmao

[OrganCat]

That's hilarious! It would be even better IMHO, if the hooker delivered the lines more deadpan, barely looking up from the script she'd be 'nervously' reading. The zingers are even funnier if delivered straight and low-key. Think of the 'Airplane' movies for the vibe I'm talking about. You writers know what I mean.

[Paxmax]

*whew* glad she set that straight.

[Taykicks]

nobodies attacking republicans. She says he a democrat has wasteful spending the joke is on democrats. Wasteful spending i.e. hookers and welfare. I suggest you find a sense of humor. Its funny laugh they aren't political scientists just comedians.

[pat442389]

its a joke and your right democrats get it worse here but its political satire and most republicans wouldnt understand what that is

[squamish4244]

@Taykicks The joke is not on either party. It's just a joke, period!

[classicallyliberal]

@Taykicks wait a minute. did you say wasteful spending? come on man, if your blaming spending all on republicans you are blind. 

[Taykicks]

@classicallyliberal nobodies attacking republicans. She says HE, A DEMOCRAT has wasteful spending THE JOKE IS ON DEMOCRATS.

ITS FUNNY LAUGH THEY AREN'T POLITICAL SCIENTISTS JUST COMEDIANS.

CRITICAL READING SKILLS ARE MUCH NEEDED HERE.

[classicallyliberal]

@classicallyliberal i stand corrected, thank you. i don't know what made me read into it wrong.

[Taykicks]

She's saying shes a republican dumbass.

[karanatrv]

hahhahahahahha

[like2seeit86]

Pimp's up, hoe's down.

[darthsketch]

Alabama hotpocket!? Really!? She DID that!? SICK! ROFL XD

[catalinaguerrero]

gotta love the pimp behind her lol

[myd1986]

LOL! This is hillarious: "To all who believe in what I have tried to stand and KNEEL for. I stilll believe our greatest glory consists not in SPITTING OUT our failures, but in SWALLOWING Whatever fate has in store for us" ..... Swallowing? No pun intended. LOL!

[FishsmellObama]

This video is hilarious!  Unfortunately, Federal prosecutors have decided not to bring criminal charges against Spitzer.

[gina463210]

Fuk! That is way sick!

"The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud."

[kichy1998]

taking a shit into a vagina? And how exactly would one accomplish such a thing?

[davinhci]

LMFAO!!

[Fearmonger101]

Good sales.

[1x800xurmom]

jesus fucking christ...just found out what an alabama hot pocket is.........X.X

[Arabioso]

lol

pounding my areas like beaches at normandy

[TheLastVampireChild]

HAHAHAHAHA this is never getting old.

[NotExactlyAnAngel]

I was client # 10. Now I have herpes. We all know who to blame.

[funtanna]

ok.. any body that would pay for a blumpkin is sick....

[yourtango]

Hilarious!

[send2meez]

oh, wait.... it's the inverted greased blumpkin...

[ChristaInDetroit]

Haven't looked up blumpkin yet......was so distracted by the Alabama hotpocket........still am.....

[ChristaInDetroit]

looking up Alabama hotpocket..............

[send2meez]

let me know..

[perterlein0815]

can't understand. Legalize it like in netherland or germany. So you will not have any trouble again. Many politicians in europe use the service of escort ladys. It's no shame. It's the typical puritan thinking in Burgerland. Pseudo and dishonest in every case.

[iamawake23]

Yet you surely agree that the legalization - or despenalization, which, in my opinion, is the way to go - of prostitution should occur in order to guarantee the women in this line of work a minimum of rights, safety and dignity, and not to provide a moral scapegoat for sleazy politicians.

[samm1809]

@iamawake23 spitzer brought IN the john law.....

[send2meez]

what's a blumpkin?

[send2meez]

I appreciate the satire but you lucky bastards where do you find these actresses???

[BAZHE]

GREAT

[badboi23nyc]

"Pound my private area like the beaches at Normandy".... LOL "Clients 1 through 8 and 10 through 264... Exclusive" LOL

Spitting out, but swallowing" LMAO!!!!!

[vivaloriflamme]

eeeeuuuuuuw

[CaptainZappy]

Too fucking funny...XD

[wopperjr]

not funny

[BlackNerdComedy]

Thanks for adding my video response. Your video is hilarious! And now I know why people look at me weird when I go to the grocery store and ask "In what aisle can I find the Alabama Hot Pockets?"

[KingGeekoid]

most terribly degrading video i have seen on the spitzer affair

[cincyninja]

If you want to know what an "Alabama Hot Pocket" is (trust me you don't) go to urbandictionarydotcom

[lala22k2]

I wish this was real.

[Bnasty101]

"what a blumpkin" that was kinda funny.

[bracholi]

I just did a Peter Griffin laugh...

[beerandwine]

You are better looking than the big nose Jew whore.

[arfarf48]

How do you know her religion?  Did you ask her or are you just glad that you can get laid for $15 in the back of your car?

[NWesterner]

arfarf48 I don't think any whore would accept beerandwine's 15 bucks...

[walter1941]

Dieses Video war eine gute Idee!

[hwdcajm]

Very Well Done

[siddhartaj]

HA ha ha! She said: "pound my private areas..." Ha Ha Ha!

[hajrulaswad]

Was it true or just a comedy? She seemed like a puppet doll...lol...She was acting like a robot...I am sorry, no questions!...lol..

[1969diesel]

Excellent! well done! now what's an alabama hot pocket?

[lisalisamattmatt]

It's when you take a dump in a girl's yin-yang

[DanielLaNoue]

oh my gosh... this is hilarious!!

[1TuffMarine]

Only in politics .

[SecretiaTV]

Yes, girl, even me, Secretia Collins, have had my private areas pounded like Normandy.

[MellowMadnessRemixes]

lol awesome parody..

[jacobymama]

Life long Republican? More like another Demonrat.

[Koba1t]

jacobymama: you're right, republicans have homosexual relationships in bathroom stalls, trailer parks, and even with underaged boys... based on the news.

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

Like Jim McGreevey and Gerry Studds and Barney Frank. Oh wait, never mind.

[jacobymama]

Life long Republican? More like another Demonrat.

[arygirolamo]

Brazil Brazil!

[canadianbuck77]

I love women they will do what ever I want for a few dollars.

[opane4]

Sorry to say this, but you are wrong, they will do it for free if you just say you love them(;-)

[madmal666]

swallow it bitch!!

LMAO...........

[madmal666]

Nice rack!

[Tkyo07]

Democrat for sex; Republican for war= the American values.

[newdayo]

LMAO whoever make up this video is a genius

[coolrepublica]

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'.

I just had to google it.

[259]

Truth. Good ol' dependable Urban Dictionary is proof enough for me.

[coolrepublica]

That was really funny, but what is an alabama hot pocket?

[generic33]

Alabama hot pocket? Greased inverse blumpkin? Somebody tell me what that is so I can try it!

[Freedive100]

look it up on the urban dictionary on line if you want...but be careful what you wish for...you might not want to know.

[SolidGoldTime]

I went to College with the girl playing Ashley....Go Francesca!

[hoppers69]

Check out Ebay Item number: 310031548973 for HONK if your f*cking SPitzer stickers! ;)

[emeshaal]

can someone put subtitles of what she says?

شباب ... ممكن واحد يحط الصبتايتل للكلام اللي قالته ... فيه سلانق كثير أبي أعرف معناه

[koolaid6140]

This is awesome!

[maddyskdaddy]

If only the parody weren't so accurate to our times...just as Spitzer was spearheading the subprime investigatation, he resigns for getting head...funny!

[docold73]

funny

[MetalJacket01]

stupid

[jpzl2003]

dang lol yall funny

[ralphpeterson]

blumpkin? On Spitzer?

UGH!!

[thenewmco]

not funny. kill yourselves

[7855waldo]

Comedy cannot be done in a monotone.

[BEDLAS07]

Sure it can, Steven Wright did it for years.

[partypeoplediedie]

Gubernatorial glaze-bucket.

The amount of sheer win held within this video boggles the mind.

[RonaldEmmis]

She did the blumpkin with Spitzer?

WOW!

[stonecut11]

go to "WARNING VLADIMIR PUTIN"

[monkeyspider55]

yo- watch "computer addiction by monkeyspider55" and "Animal Cruelty by monkeyspider55" they r awesome

[ArmchairRevolution]

The first ten seconds is worth ^5...

[xhypnotik]

lol

[afkamistan]

Genius. Best piece of comedy I've seen in a while

[big24red1987]

i love the diaper and powdered him reference. haha, great stuff!

[ivebinderedundat]

mmmmm....."alabama hotpockets" and "greased inverse blumpkins"....mmmmmmmmm

[psylentknight]

Pretty damn cool :D

[malistiks]

at the end she says... " i beleive our glory is not spiting out our failiers , but SWALLOWING what faith has in store 4 us"

HAHAHA !!!!!!! that's what she did

SHE SWALLOWED !! HAHAHA!

why did i get 4 thumbs down ... it's true hahahaha!

besides politics is a bunch of crap anyway

all they do is talk S***T 4 money and power !

lets see how much thumbs down i get this time HAHAHA!

[Ictinike]

What a great vid! Bravo!

[RobGoth100]

Glaze bucket?

[ndjarnag]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

alabama hot pocket!

[hanover212]

whats a blumpkin? hahah

[Metman19]

spitzer swallows

[buffaloman1980]

sounds more convincing than spitzers speeches, what a whackjob clown spitzer was, he needs more meds for him and his family

[innocentcoconut]

what I have tried to stand...and kneel for"

hahahahah

[InfidelOfTheCosmos]

no, the joke was the fact that Spitzer was the governor.

[JRodriguez757]

LOL Dude, I thought this was real until I listened a little further and then saw the bogus news logo at the bottom.

[MidnightRider2008]

That shit is funny as hell...

[davyboykennedy]

some people are so dumb. obviously a joke u tards, good video.

[six25]

mmmm alabama hot pocket

[peejaa]

the DEMs are such fucking morons! thats why Mc Cane is the best pick.

[thucy2]

Peejaa, if you're going call all Democrats "fucking morons" and tout McCain as "the best pick," you might want to learn how to spell his name. It's "McCain," not "Mc Cane."

[lunariti]

hahahahahaha omg man thats some classic shit

[JSB741]

LMAO, peejaa's a moron.

[5w337]

This is priceless.

[usmil]

I don't think that is the real girl, but an actress. ??? LOL

[EvieFl]

I don't think that is the real girl, but an actress.

[Modzillaz]

brilliant!

[MidnightRider2008]

Gee ya think.....No shit

[MikePhoenix85239]

Captain Obvious to the rescue!

[malistiks]

at the end she says... " i beleive our glory is not spiting out our failiers , but SWALLOWING what faith has in store 4 us"

HAHAHA !!!!!!! that's what she did

SHE SWALLOWED !! HAHAHA!

[CaptainARR]

YES WOW DOUDLE MEANING LOLOLO.

...

[tomanyasses]

who cares what horror got to say

[sfarslaan88]

hahahaaha thats the funniest thing i have seen. great job

[pabulum28]

"Such wasteful tax-and-spend policies."

Lulz

[SouliaBoy]

I wonder what SNL will do about this.

[bl2em0]

she did clients 10-200!

[MMadmike]

ahahaha

[victg93]

hey audioaxes i woodnt mind givin a poundin to da real kristen, im sure u wood to

[dedicatedxitalian]

BRAVO!

[rancherjoey2]

omovies spitzer thing funnier

[KILLERBTV]

Cute but could have done a little better..

Maybe some cut 2 shots of anything related..

Nice try though..better than 90% of the shit

I see on the internet..

thnx 4 the laugh.

[khaasarud]

love it....

[tommmmyg1]

Gotta love the internet!!

[Aftershok]

Killer!

[invasive]

LOL, blumpkin.

[Pmanpanz]

Finally someone has told you what Elliot Paid for I am getting my girl to do these moves

[PoliticalAnimal1959]

Excellent satire. What's with that dorky boyfriend Tim? That black-haired fox could do a helluva lot better than that! Nice skit!

[GTS4tw]

Tims a pimp

[PoliticalAnimal1959]

Gotch ya! [laughs!!! :)]

[ridethedez]

Very funny stuff.. you guys rock!

[PoliticalAnimal1959]

I agree!