Best Of Berta, pt 3 [Two And A Half Men]

[ThePYT1991]

6:56 Berta is a goddess!

[zaqxswcde765432]

@FearlessIndianChief you can roll manure in powdered sugar, but it still ain't a jelly donut.

[thecardude]

keep shovelin

[OzzyFan87]

I always expected Charlie and Berta to fall in love haha.

[rrgert4]

i like how berta calls Alan "Zippy"

[sheen4life]

@rrgert4 why is that?

[rrgert4]

@sheen4life dont know. i guess its some thing way back from season 1 or 2

[vineethkuruvath]

MOAR

[kamerata23]

"What would Jesus do?" Hahahahahahahah, so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[rjl1184]

Jake: Berta wanna see my pit hair? Berta: Only if you want to see mine. LOL

[y5243]

I love the Berta character.

The rest of the characters are equally funny in their own way, TOO.

GOOD show. GREAT casting.

[TheDieHardWWEAddict]

Berta should star in her own sitcom

[DoubleVisionandco]

I'll bet Berta carries a "Bad Motherfucker" wallet lol. 

[zl4iuzmh]

He looks so young at 7:55

[yourmamaboyfrend123]

i just love BERTA

[ASDF123428262]

BERTA IS A GREAT CHARACTER

[Meknowswat]

Berta owwwwwneeeddddd Lydia

[mrCookinBeats]

Berta has more cash than Alan :P

[msebulke]

08:35 What would Jesus do?! LOOOOL

[ashtonkuncher]

jake!

[ashtonkuncher]

jim1brink you might be wrong i think charlie and jake are top 2 at that time butr now top its well its burda and jake probley yeah burda and jake

[EyeHeartSUSHI]

"What did you do? Fellate a beehive?" Hahahah ;)

[brattytoes]

I could watch her over and over again

[jnorth]

Berta is funny as hell. She seems to always say what the audience is thinking as well!

[patsaxon]

I love Berta as she is my kind of woman! Plus Kandi along with Rose!

[Shane05081]

She's my idol :D 

[ClapHurts]

Berta should host The Weakest Link

[ftlptba]

which episode is on the 15:41??

[D4NG3R1993]

@ftlptba It's called fish in a drawer, season 5 + it's where Teddy Leapold dies in suspicous circumstances.

[FearlessIndianChief]

what does she say at 12:45?

[Swingingmelodyman]

@FearlessIndianChief "You can roll manure in powdered sugar but it still ain't a jelly donut."

[dariobowl]

bertas now the funniest character on two and a half men, thanks to chaim levine kicking out charlies ass on a whim

[JSGP7]

..lets just call that morning wood

[patsaxon]

Berta, Charlie, Rose, Candie and Judith, are the best characters that can not be replaced. I miss Charlie as he should never had been replaced.

[Swingingmelodyman]

@patsaxon Charlie wasn't replaced. Not even close. 

[dmmillerjr]

"What? I read, I can conjugate." One of the funniest lines of all time...

[brido8]

funny funny

[Joel15dic]

Berta is the best...i wish she was my housekeeper lol

[MsGothicBlood]

i wish Berta was my mom and my housekeeper! :D

[3ku1]

they should of just left it with alan, berta, jake, evelyn, judith, and herb. Dont bring anyone, that would of been much much better

[robbieray1961]

Whata Is Berta's Last Name U Never Here It On Two And Half Men

[schm147]

@robbieray1961 she doesnt have a last name on the show

[valeali83]

@eminemfan202 ya I so agree!!!

[thecraze21]

When Alan and Charlie fight over a bowl

Berta: what kind of candy?

Charlie: Milk...

Berta: Huuummmm...(expression of taste)

Charlie: ... (He sees her)

Berta: I mean. that bitch!!

xD

[robbieray1961]

@thecraze21 What Is The Episode Where Charlie & Alan Fight Over A Candy Bowl & Berta Says That Bitch

[thecraze21]

@robbieray1961 Season 5 Ep 07: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

[gangstaway]

the best one is with Lidia... chose your words carefully slim...

[mcjwserenity]

Shame she didn't get any good lines in tonight's episode.

[LADJ56]

freaking great, compilations, watched all 3, Berta ROCKS !!!

[EminemFan202]

Screw Ashton Kutcher, let Berta have Charlie's house and give her the show because she's hilarious!!!

[angusyoung15]

You get any more traffic down there, you're gonna have to open up a Starbucks.

Lmao

[LoneRebelX]

we'll just call that morning wood LMFAO!!!

[Miysis1279]

3:17 the best :D

[PrinzDjamal]

keep em cuming =D

xoxoxoxoxo

[mmfmmf332]

Great clips. Yes, Berta should have her own show.

[andrewdisney1]

What Episode Is @ 02:23 Where Evelyn's Lips Are Inflated??

[tievesjoodenaap]

@andrewdisney1 its called "the sea is a harsh misteress" i believe

[silence659]

morning wood... lmao

[Soul7Patrol]

Berta has better pick up lines than charlie.

[Harvin87]

wanna rephrase that?? --- desperatly! lmfao

[atisir]

what sould Jesus do .............. lmao

[Sadden4o]

we'll just pretend that's morning wood :D :D

[kurokujira4913]

3:27 was the best BURN moment I've ever heard! Lol! I wish I could come up with really good snappy comebacks.

[kalinga01]

was that robert wagner?

[w0wzorlicious]

Yeah I'm Scully, this is Mulder

[terrros345]

Berta should have her own show

[shrekfan92]

@terrros345 That's exactly what my brother keeps saying! :)

[jim1brink]

Berta and Charlie are two of the funniest characters on Two And a Half Men.

[KingLaKon]

@jim1brink

They ARE THE FUNNIEST characters on Two And a Half Men!

[jim1brink]

@KingLaKon wat about Jake.

[KingLaKon]

@jim1brink

jake is really funny, like alan and every other two and a half men actor,

but he is not half as funny as berta and charlie are.

[jordy885]

@jim1brink whose the half?

[Jefrma]

@jim1brink amen! and now they´re going to replace Charlie with kelso. What next?? berta being replaced by rosie o´donnel??

[mcjwserenity]

@Jefrma No, Berta isn't being recast as Conchata Ferrell is staying on, along with Evelyn (Holland Taylor) and Alan's ex-wife (Marin Hinkle). Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones are retained too, for obvious reasons.

And Kutcher isn't playing Charlie Harper, the creator plans to kill off Charlie off-screen and Kutcher is playing another character.

[Jefrma]

@mcjwserenity I didnt day berta was going to be replace ;) it was in a joke-form "what mistakes will they do next??" type :D damn am I relieved from your charlie-news! Better without than replaced!!

[MrConnorGames]

@mcjwserenity Yes, Kutcher plays a character named Raymond. It says he has appeared in ten episodes on IMDb

[Swingingmelodyman]

@jim1brink and I believe Charlie's therapist would be a close third. lol