Dating on Demand...ACED

[TheDive99]

Hes a motherfuckin' pymp!

[frankiebaby725]

Wine 'em. Dine 'em. 69 'em.

[GodZiLRAah]

Forrest gump

[PDmylove]

I find this video hard to masturbate to

[doldei]

Is that a hanging scar on his neck ... he does look like a living dead of some sort ?!

[cadeded]

that sound is ur moms troll boyfriend

[tH3sUbL1m1nALn33d]

You bastard, yout laughs throughout the video made me laugh even more xD

[ARTSIEBECCA]

geez hes training to be a cage fighter!

[xIRelapzZ]

Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure - Dating On Demand

[Elusareth]

I was going to say that this guy seems nice for whatever flaws he may have, and it's probably not cool to laugh at him, but then he kept speaking and disabused me of that notion.

[USMC807]

i feel bad for this guy

[subzerostorm]

maybe he should date him SEFL

[JoJoSwgz]

@subzerostorm XD i just took that in!

[DulBeat]

that has to be the creepiest mustache i've ever seen.

[Wranger243]

What's the mark around his neck? Did he try to hang himself?

[launchedmeow]

lmfao

[NDF211Gunner]

This video makes me want to laugh but at the same time, kinda makes me want to cry that they most likely won't find a date

[dalovand]

haahh hes funny he likes animals and ice cream and white woman

[MsWildtiger]

those eyes are freaky no blinking

[Jokey6tha0Crip4Smurf]

MUST BE WHITE? hes really picky for a guy who drools and has Bell's palsy

[jmart741]

@Jokey6tha0Crip4Smurf  thats really messed up dude

[Jokey6tha0Crip4Smurf]

@jmart741 i know it is but its also; THE TRUTH.

also: i laughed at this vid and i dont feel bad at all.

[djroberts07]

Guilty pleasure = ice cream. Come on, he obviously has brain freeze. Don't feed the trolls

[XxxkaseymonroexxX]

He never blinks !!! D:

[helloo1o1]

needs subtitles

[XaleTorren]

wtf is he wearing??

[mariusz143tv]

why ray whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(

[ohhowsplendid]

1. does this user only upload videos of guys named mark?

2. "must be white" you cant afford to be picky, hun

3.he seem mentally ill like everyone else on DoD

[sugarfree332211]

it looks like he is wearing a dress shirt and a jacket and a jersey lol

[mougell456]

It was 2007 give him a brake.

[lerings13]

did you film this with a calculator ?

[iMackiiD]

filmed with a spoon

[tayymariable]

Does anyone else notice his eyes?

[tayymariable]

I cant even understand this rasist douche.

[JAGH1283]

thumbs up if RWJ brought you here!

[vctrfs2]

wow, I never knew that $10,000 would buy you a WHITE model, a 20-Bedroom mansion, and enable you to buy 4 kids.

...Can I spend a weekend in your world?

[tucker31890]

His job is sefl? self? ehhh.

[JustGeorgeable]

no 1 will love u for who u are

[daboo7733]

Holy shit -- i'm about to waste about 20 hours of my life over the next week looking up these f'g videos ... that was epic !!!

[456chile]

"my name is forest gUmp"

[The123musiclover]

I'm going to hell for laughing

[ImDiddyKongFTW]

Oh man I feel like such an asshole for laughing :(

[ripensauce]

must be white wow there that could be taken a little wrong... RACIST!!!!!!!!!

[8701F]

To much standards......

I want a woman who can :

Suck a dick

Make a sandwich

Stab herself in the neck so she won't talk that much

[kssbbb]

i think his fav. movie is forest gump.

[kssbbb]

he sounds like he has a mouth full of cotten

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

We was like peas and carrots

[Cheeba1991]

look at his neck. he has a huge scar on it. I think he has been in an accident or sth i guess.. cant laugh with him then.. its too sad

but i'll try the other videos :-P

[sk8erandcomedian]

My name is mark and I wear a helmet but dont play sports LMAO

[Caxton8]

he sounds like forest gump :D

[funtastic2000]

Hi my name is MARK. i l-l-like wooma-man tha-that dont do drew drucks ork sm-moke... i-i-i dont like dis-ishonest peepole...

[tomfewchuk]

what did he say..?

[nightskysx]

Not sure why all the haters this guy is legit. He is a nice dude. Better then most of the other guys who only want you for sex. Or your drunk ass father.

[TheGrunyan]

quit making fun of him, but must be white wtf!!!

[slashcook12]

the only funny part was when he said, I like Martial Arts.. i think the rest was actually not funny and i'd date him if i was a woman

[HorroR3692]

HAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO PEE IN MY PANTS!

[NaturallyGamers]

It would be funny if he wasn't handicapped......

[mastakilla64]

at least he has good taste in movies

[TheMalzer]

i really hope he meets someone

[bankmeat]

poor dude, i hope he finds someone

[FcuknGabbana]

Must be white lolol

[xoxshootinstarxox]

You guys are terrible for making fun of the handicapped. -___- If anyone should go to hell, its the people who laugh at this.

[geo10dude]

@xoxshootinstarxox well I guess a lot of people are going to hell than because this retard is funny as shit thinking he's going to find himself another human to like him.

[weiBkrieger]

A 20 bedroom mansion? How old is this video?

[kilgorealex]

thats terrible to make fun of someone like that.

[Msjournc]

aw :(

[liina000]

awwwwwwwwwwww : (

[albAX]

not funny at all

[Go4TheKneez]

I just feel bad making fun of this one :(

[BedBeforeNine]

@Go4TheKneez nobody's making fun of that one. i think it's just funny by itself...

[MudTide1993]

"blah-ha-la-da married, I..."

did anyone else hear that? because I could not understand what he was saying at all.

[hoptop77]

shouldnt he be complaining about red eye flashing twice

[Dininiful]

It's funny to see people on these videos who think they are real handsome and smart and great

but this is just sad...

[itzhorton1]

Did he just get a tooth pulled? Take the gauze out of your mouth

[Wolfiewolfiewolfie]

Is that a surgery scar on his throat? Hard to tell for sure.

[hollistersunset24]

Forest Gump's twin? 

[VirreL]

@hollistersunset24 didn't get any of his brothers charm though...

[hollistersunset24]

@VirreL true that!

[memsinan]

I dont think he's as simple as he seems.......yes simple enough.......but I think his speech impediment accentuates his simplicity.......

[ferrybreezy]

@memsinan Haha! True that!

[yotubemass]

mark da man

[mdobson5241982]

THE REAL LIFE RAIN MAN...

[boob72]

...and he said he went to high school :/

[Tep8u]

"Athrownowdo in a islan' I aiin ou take my laptop, my dog and my cah, an' why? cos I like animals"

[XBLCole1497]

He wants someone that likes him for himself, yet his date HAS to be white?

Irony.

[MrZhabadasher]

Description in the beginning says he owns Jack Russell.

[FinalEquinox]

Job: SEFL

Did he just faceroll his keyboard and that appeared as his job?

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

he wouldn't screw an asian chick.... this should constitute a mental illness(unless your gay or a strait chick obviously)

[MrFUZZYLEMON]

1 word for this guy.... derp

[WatchTheKillfeed]

I love you Jenny

[vernvill]

"must be white must be my cousin" lol

[internationalutuber]

omg i can't believe people actually do this. lol

[link000000]

this guy should not have kids...

[RdSoxFan618]

If I had 3 wishes, I would wish for a girl, a car, and a house...and 3 kids.

...lolwut?

[camarocomputer]

rain man of dates!

[xAvispar]

he sounds so excited and enthusiastic. He must have gotten supermodels to call him.

[Maxwilso]

5'9 constitutes as tall? he must be a midget

[tomc8914]

My name is Forrest...Forrest Gump!

[mariane1900]

what did he say about his cats

[GeorgesEpicCourtFail]

@mariane1900 he was saying how he has a pure bred jack russell and that he also has a cat, its a full grown cat and "i dunno what kind it is" and a kitten "i dunno what kind it is either"

[mariane1900]

@GeorgesEpicCourtFail oh okay LMAO

[JerichoDitch2]

this guy's tailor went to clown college

[JAG03064]

RUN FOREST RUN!!!!

[qzpmystik]

they Misspelled Martial Arts.. oh dear..

[FknWicked]

wtf hahahahahahahahaha that's gold, cracked me up when he tried to explain the cats lol

[TheSource4Intellect]

lololol "must be white"

[Mugabe69]

please don't apologise for laughing, there'd be somethig very wrong with you if you could watch this with a straight face. Also, please god, don't let this 'human' procreate.

[Rookie35m]

Lieutenant no lootenant

[vclynn]

So what exactly does a SEFL do for a living? Comcast should have offered a free vasectomy to ensure this guy does not have kids.

[JESSIFUK]

Finally, the man of my Dreaaaaaaaaaaaams..... *sigh* <3

[FellThruTheBasement]

3 wishes are a girl, a car, and a house... and 3 kids.

[XuliusCaesar]

I keep waiting for him to say something about "Lootenant Dan"

[Pyrowutinator]

FroRLY?

[HamEntertainment]

hahaha..I am a boratt my sister is a whore from pakistan..haha

[Blentastic]

poor guy i feel lucky to be me but

I LOVE YOU JENNAAAI

[yeahsomuch83]

MARSHAL Arts fan? LOL

[horfvitdown]

dude what the fuck is that goddamn noise??

[stakeelee]

It's the auto focus on the camera lens.

[horfvitdown]

Oh, ok. That makes sense.

[Sclera2k6]

He sounds like a dumber Ray Romano. xD

[joey1999992]

haha must be white

[iCandyCatastrophe]

as if he can be picky in his situation...

[GregPollard]

Hahaha this guy (the youtuber) is the same as me, you have a photography camera that happens to do video as well, so you have to listen to the effing lens focusing when you record. Then I got a capture device, and all was solved lol.

[x10derebel]

haha. he did say "must be white" did he not?

[polkod]

Well you'll be surprised. On a lot of dating sites a lot of people (including) look for white.

[ckycamp1986]

they make fun of these videos on wbcn

[ticklemekennedy]

That blazer can be seen from outerspace!!

[RiotingPanthers]

Blazer.

Nuff said

[xbitemexxx]

This is the real life Forest Gump ...

I would date this guy, he's the perfect man.

[beirneemac]

20 bedroom mansion for $10,000

[multichopper]

sweetie, you have a taste for fashion, count me in!! NOT

[horfvitdown]

This suit is black not.

[xRequiem666]

I had sexy time with my mother in law.

[locoanno123]

THIS SUIT IS NOT BLACK!!!!!

[girlcandream]

There is no way this is real.

I mean, why on Earth would a catch like this still be available?

[razzberri]

My god... his outfit is so hideous!

[DaishiVI]

Okay, wait, I'm sorry... This guy can immitate Joe /Peschi/? O.o His /voice/?

[DaishiVI]

Dude, seriously, if I saw this man on the street I'd tackle the everliving /shit/ out of him... and then take that wicked blazer. >.>;;

[fakepoetry]

dear god that is an awesome blazer.

i agree.

[i8mygreencrayon]

fasted runner on his team. hes forest gump

[thebigcheez2001]

dude i would do the same with 10 thousand dollars

[smeetere]

Shave the moustache and I'd fuck him

[jazztronaut]

I'm diggin' the threads.

[bfic23]

haha. dude is your boy

[jootai]

looks like his sister kicked him out and now he has to find a new female!

[BobsMcJerkin]

Lol. He doesnt like chocolate women. I didnt think Forrest was racist.

[atdtheo12516]

I can't bag on this guy, just feel bad :(

[chamaeleon65]

Im forest forest gump

[6MadTongue6]

i could understand allmost nothing that dude where sayng

[slapsbace]

I think this guy is mentally handicapped, so I'm going to pass on laughing at this one.

[zootsan]

If you feel like laughing, laugh. You don't NOT laugh at someone because they're handicapped. You don't laugh in their face, but this is the Internet.

[thekym45]

he's my favorite my friends and i get a laugh when we watch him on tv

[MrTracy27]

what the hell is that clicking sound?

[imdrmmr1]

takes a lot of guts to go there. good job man. good luck.

[StuKle]

Isn`t that Doofy from Scary Movie 2?

[OmniGLH86]

LOL thats funny xD

[basarabz]

"must be white and not do drugs"

lol classic

[trevstryder20]

i feel bad for this guy , makes me sad , and how people can make fun of him, id give him a hug for being able to get up their and being cofident and hopeful, and being a risk taker, hes strong willed, god bless and i wish u luck my friend! unfortunitly theirs not one girl out their thats not a whore and who dont do drugs and or party

[Nekida]

:s... i don't do drugs and amdefinitely not a whore.

notice how these guys all wanna be loved for who they are but want 'super models' or 'attractive women'?double standards if you ask me.

[didderson]

i agree. w/ everything. Although about the drugs, hard to come by these days, I for one am still proud to be 'illegal' drug free. I've only smoked cigars heh.

[Nekida]

lol i haven't even smoked. i drink on the odd occasion but not excissively anyway.

[DaishiVI]

Yeah, that's definately a fucked-up thing to say, "trevstryder20" and it shows- even while you so vehemently defend a man that seems to have enough problems on his own- how narrow-minded you are. Keep your chin-up, though, in the idea that where-ever you may go in life, there'll always be someone ready to pity you for such a tainted, sheltered outlook. Just think: we can all gather around you and take turns gingerly patting your back, peering down at you with demure smiles adorning our lips...

[Sentraman4]

Holy shit.

[DaishiVI]

; )

[AllhailtheUS]

Brown Butterfly Collar: check!

Light Blue Charlie Brown Sweater: check!

Plaid Sport Jacket: CHECK!

So why is this guy still on the market?

[brbruner]

When he said he could do a Joe Pesci impression I leaned forward in anticipation that he would let us see this impersonation. I feel robbed now.

[squitsquat]

did he say his cat was a full grown cow??

[pixiesfantasy]

That's what it sounded like...WOWZERS!

[pitviper71]

This guy is lost in time (1950s).

XD

[RealFruitBeverage2]

at :46 did somebody fart?

[stock5204]

yes.

[yodavader]

"Romance the women, wine em and dine em! " haha