3:38 LOL shows him some stuff that resembles technique. Then "stand back , let me demonstrate". Then goes into a zombie monkey mode and starts hitting the wood in his crazy monkey frenzy all while sounding like a monkey returned from the dead that is being buttraped. Then "do you understand?"
is this foreal? seems like street fighting rather than an art... or maybe the uglyness is part of the art? i dunno... seems like screaming and hitting things to me.
0:16 the fucken best still rollin on the floor my stomach hurts so bad from nonstop laughs, at 2:35 also hella funny look at there mad faces look like a bunch of kids pissed off that there parents wouldnt let them play video games anymore
I could see this style of kung fu working against a group of doctor's and nurses that are trying to restrain you so that they can place a straight jacket on you, maybe even against a group of bikies. This is some DEADLY stuff.
Call it retarded if you want, but samurais used to scream madly during fights in order to distract the opponent, it confuses the hell out of you.. deadly.
Lol this is hilarious, but I can't help but wonder if this is some sort of secret army being raised to take out everyone *shivers* still funny though xD
so if i learn dis style i could carry nunchuks and hit peps and scream. Then be place in a mental ward. cuz peps think i am crazy. At least i might survive a street.
Ok this is scary. But what is even scarier is the thought of something like this actually working against any opponent. Experienced or not, anyone downed by a maniac wielding a stick or nunchuck would end up severely injured or dead.
Those orient people are so F'n weird. They come up with all this crazy shit that they got from some demon taking the form of Bruce Lee. These people should be shot on sight.
crazy people jumping around and groin hitting sweet this is awsome. What kind of drugs they been taking? i spent most of laughing then watching this video lmfao...
is the training that they run screaming and hit in the balls only.. I think I have seen that scene before 2:38 in Bruce lee's movies when he kicked them all
This is hilarious. if i was training in this, i would never get the screaming right because i'd be on the floor laughing my butt off. having 5 of these guys coming after you is more scarier than 5 guys with guns. LOLs, HAHA!!
How would YOU swing a pair of nunchucks? I think someone already posted a comment mentioning that they are training for security, not fancy demo competition...
any real style could dominate those capuchin monkey imitators. if anyones read the jungle book by rudyard kipling the monkeys in it act similar and i would guess sound much the same. But any style like krav maga, pankration, shaolin kung fu, drunken kung fu would completely over power one of these crack head mugger style fighters. They all look like misguided teens tryna learn an easy style to freak someone who's uncomposed out with. Damn ball kickin' screamers!
i know a guy that got into a bar fight a couple months back with 5 varsity hockey players.....he's 5'4", ended up tooling ALL of them in the street after taking off all of his clothes and laughing like an escaped mental patient whenever he got hit. Next time you get ground and pounded by a screaming naked guy, you'll think twice about fighting people that are completely nutbar.
FYI: Chimpanzees, pound for pound, hit 4 times harder than humans can due to pure primal instinct and the absence of wavering conscious thought.....gibbons don't worry about breaking a fist on your face, gorillas never fear the legal repercussions of turning your head to paste....
A wild style ? act like crazy, shout like a monkey, bite like a dog, well if you got trouble with those guys, i think it's a bit disturbing to deal with. i think that's the point... frightened your opponent. Am pretty sure it's effective.
I honestly believe that this would TRULY work on the streets as self defense. Think about it, you see some Chinese guy on the street, you're short on cash and try to rob him. He takes out a pair of nunchukus, start foaming at the mouth and runs at you full speed while screeching and trying to smash your face in. If I was the robber, I would take a piss in my pants, turn 180 degrees and run as fast as my fucking legs will take me.
ok i dont get it, at first i assumed they were trying to be unpredictable but they always land exactly the same lol and they use nunchucks even without jumping like a fool using weapons would be effective so this is all nonsense
real kung fu need long time to training, not every people can do. but this is useful to everybody who are dont know kung fu to protect themself. the video say : many taxi driver come to learn for against the robber.
lol this should be called BERSERKIDO
TheRogueMonk 2 weeks ago
lol THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST FUNNIEST FRAUDS OF HUMAN KIND
TheRogueMonk 2 weeks ago
this "marshal art" should be renamed, the spaz attack
FINALJM 3 weeks ago
lol
nobaccos 2 months ago
I see only a lot of unnecessary jumping
gondor532 3 months ago
Martial arts for the mentally retarded. I swear these guys are definitely virgins... 發神經...
NosShiroMedia 3 months ago
that guy at about 6:30 sounds like he's screaming "WHAT!?! WHAT!?! WHAT!?!" over and over and over. That's kinda creeping me out.
jamesejudy3 4 months ago
@jamesejudy3 lololol
TheRogueMonk 2 weeks ago
In order to defeat any opponent, you must first learn to scream like a deranged chicken in your opponents face. that is the true art of kung fu...
animeisart1 4 months ago
And George Foreman would have killed them all.
ablairmekkis 4 months ago
0:24 kinda freaks me out
bleushift 4 months ago
hahahahahah looks like fucking retards!
terooatt said it nicely, mentally unstable!
xin0 5 months ago
i rate this video 240p
oOIZodiacIOo 5 months ago
This is how I reacted when my uncle tried putting his thumb in my butt...asshole.
renglez3 5 months ago
i like, so when you get caught by the police you can claim insanity...... brilliant
centretotheleft 5 months ago
MENTAL!!
Makaveli7Soldier 5 months ago
这是无限制格斗
任何部位都可以击打的
rongjingji 5 months ago
somebody bring an exorcist!!
ggem333 5 months ago
Wow, what is this, I love the stomping of the feet
Dobbersky 5 months ago
6:34-6:45
"WHAT, WHAT, WH-WHAAAAAT, WHAT, W-WH-WHAAAAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, HIYA, AGHHH, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAAAAAAAAT, HIYA, CHYEA, WHAT?!?!?!?!"
PauhovXiong 6 months ago
It looks like they are trying to do kung fu while pretending to be on fire.
douganceK 6 months ago
3:38 LOL shows him some stuff that resembles technique. Then "stand back , let me demonstrate". Then goes into a zombie monkey mode and starts hitting the wood in his crazy monkey frenzy all while sounding like a monkey returned from the dead that is being buttraped. Then "do you understand?"
mrkiky 7 months ago
Well shit,,,there gettin after it i guess?
TheSouthpawgrammer 7 months ago
Monkey style??
kadendiran 7 months ago
WTF?!
meetdanblack 7 months ago
you can't play warcraft today shen mom is upset because you didn't do your homework.
Shen: jiaaaa waaaaa hoooooo aahhhhh i will make a new kung fu aaahhh jiaaaahhh wow is that Ramen graaaaah oooooo aahhhhh
llOoXxACExXoOllAS 8 months ago
remebers me stupid people from anime who fith stupidly :D
llOoXxACExXoOllAS 8 months ago
is this foreal? seems like street fighting rather than an art... or maybe the uglyness is part of the art? i dunno... seems like screaming and hitting things to me.
atabist 8 months ago
2:16 popo like shu shu lol
xxxN1nJa5k1LZxxx 8 months ago
looks like monkey kung fu
xxxN1nJa5k1LZxxx 8 months ago
LOL
dchen345 8 months ago
AH JOAAA EY IHH AHH OIIIH JOAAAAA IH OHHEEH
YangoMusic 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Sounds like they got the audio from the monkey cage at a zoo.
patrickhenrysghost 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i wana try it
!!!!
bboy9aint 9 months ago
My missus makes these look normal... honest.
sanshou104 9 months ago
lmfao at :18
Bluerocka145 9 months ago
0:16 the fucken best still rollin on the floor my stomach hurts so bad from nonstop laughs, at 2:35 also hella funny look at there mad faces look like a bunch of kids pissed off that there parents wouldnt let them play video games anymore
sohorny4myself 9 months ago
when retards go wild ahhahahahahahahahahahah fucken couldnt stop laughing so hard
sohorny4myself 9 months ago
I could see this style of kung fu working against a group of doctor's and nurses that are trying to restrain you so that they can place a straight jacket on you, maybe even against a group of bikies. This is some DEADLY stuff.
fugdup 9 months ago
0.26 wtf he doing?lol
guitarlearner89 10 months ago
asian anger manegment lol
BatmanbinSuperman12 10 months ago
0:16 dude drugs is not good for you
Ruupvlogg 11 months ago
guy at 0:16 is no doubt a retard dancing infornt of the camera and shit lol !
MechPhantom 11 months ago
yes honestly no sarcasm i swear this gotta be the most deadly kung fu systme i ever seen ! This owns shaolin anyday !
MechPhantom 11 months ago
this is perfect for burned out , stressed management people, im dead serious open up a dojo for that on wallstreet and you become a millionaire
schmendriks 11 months ago
is that a kungfu ?
hardileee 11 months ago
Call it retarded if you want, but samurais used to scream madly during fights in order to distract the opponent, it confuses the hell out of you.. deadly.
ImIwilliamImI 1 year ago
Lol this is hilarious, but I can't help but wonder if this is some sort of secret army being raised to take out everyone *shivers* still funny though xD
Aznkrusdr 1 year ago
so if i learn dis style i could carry nunchuks and hit peps and scream. Then be place in a mental ward. cuz peps think i am crazy. At least i might survive a street.
nhelong1 1 year ago
I cant get a punch on him at 0:16 hell I cant even shoot him
6papers 1 year ago
Wow this is the most retarded shit ive ever seen so it will now go in my favorites...
DeafMuteZombie 1 year ago
The autistic - downsyndrome version of kung fu
DaniRuAkavaty 1 year ago
crazy dude at 0:16
mymoneyisyourmoney 1 year ago
retarded
matreyia 1 year ago
LMFAO at 0:17
Bluerocka145 1 year ago
i bet these guys are all trained by filipino swat
taking000piss 1 year ago
1:10 the most effective striking techniques ever!!!
taking000piss 1 year ago
Ok this is scary. But what is even scarier is the thought of something like this actually working against any opponent. Experienced or not, anyone downed by a maniac wielding a stick or nunchuck would end up severely injured or dead.
brokenscarfist 1 year ago
omg..so stupid...GO train kyokushin becouse this here is SH!T CANT DO ENYTHING WITH THIS MONKEY SCREAMS ON THE STEETS
svetly0 1 year ago
This was made in Japan. Ha! gotta love the propaganda.
realist567 1 year ago 7
@realist567 so many things wrong with that statement
joji64theninja 1 year ago
@realist567 they are in Chinese. nice try.
MrPatZHu 9 months ago
@realist567 it's chinese dumbass
yuri557 9 months ago
@realist567 u stupid fool. There are speaking Chinese maderaine...
energyalt56 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
who let the Dogs out???
phatbam 1 year ago
Whoi let the Dogs out??
phatbam 1 year ago
Sorry. This is crap. Doing PCP doesn't actually make you stronger.
jeffdoeskungfu 1 year ago
Those orient people are so F'n weird. They come up with all this crazy shit that they got from some demon taking the form of Bruce Lee. These people should be shot on sight.
Revelation21st 1 year ago
If i spit on their face , whats gonna happen ??? ...thats the question...
Zerga2000 1 year ago
fuck your mom
dragob732 1 year ago
they are possesed lol but in a good way
MechPhantom 1 year ago
shouting like a mad dog will ba a great physcology to enemy...
kookahjoon 1 year ago
BAHAHAHA YOURE KIDDING ME RIGHT???
036265 1 year ago
lol.The founder was monkey?
hoozentroger 1 year ago
rofl this cant be real!!
PaulBui 1 year ago
lol well i wouldnt like 2 piss 1 of em off .... would u? ...
shellsellsseashells1 1 year ago
tae kwon do rules!!!
Nikolas100o10oao 1 year ago
28 days later... don't worry , they die eventually
pivara152 1 year ago
Looks like a dog style to me
developyourqi 1 year ago
2:31 bahahhaha
igorbog88 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHaHA!!!!
xinlingyea 1 year ago
lmao i cant stop laughing
fr4nC1z 1 year ago
Watch 0:16 without laighing.
Alfredo22222222222 1 year ago
LOL, Mainland China's Ppl make up the funniest and most ridiculous stuff, they make us hong kongers and Canton ( Cantonese States ) look bad.
Artharrex123 1 year ago
@Artharrex123 you already look bad
wiredtoawall 1 year ago
so THIS is what china must be like these days...
lavaviper63 1 year ago
@lavaviper63
haha, these guys can fuck you up like the economy
72dew 1 year ago
These guys were bullied in school....I can tell ;)
Turvein 1 year ago
Looks like they took the kids at the Chinese mental asylum off their meds and gave them some nunchakus, a spade, and the illusion of invincibility.
Macchiato78 1 year ago
crezy style but at least a little realistic
lukaqota 1 year ago
wtf... O.o
chiigo 1 year ago
crazy people jumping around and groin hitting sweet this is awsome. What kind of drugs they been taking? i spent most of laughing then watching this video lmfao...
ryanWeap 1 year ago
Those guys could definitely star in a mad max movie...
khrafstra 1 year ago
they all look like bruce lee on crack !!
SysAdmin86851 1 year ago
holy shit fukn crazy they probably had loads of sugar eveyday O.o
SonicBlue93 1 year ago
crazy dog style....lol
KenchiLim 1 year ago
I don't get the shouting what is that suppose to be
speakingdead 1 year ago
this style was probably inspired in girls fighting
euheide 1 year ago
They seem mentally unstable.
terooatt 1 year ago 24
I'm pretty sure they're all on PCP.
jeffdoeskungfu 1 year ago
is the training that they run screaming and hit in the balls only.. I think I have seen that scene before 2:38 in Bruce lee's movies when he kicked them all
enta3omry293 1 year ago
wow, that was exhausting
smithgravity 1 year ago
can anyone say fight club redux
hongdewuguan 1 year ago
Bruce Lee!!
jumpstartkira 1 year ago
parecen changoss alvorotados
tripieXXX 1 year ago
This is an insult to all Chinese martial arts practitioners everywhere.
manualoverride6 1 year ago
Power Rangers!
LongsunZhao 1 year ago
This is hilarious. if i was training in this, i would never get the screaming right because i'd be on the floor laughing my butt off. having 5 of these guys coming after you is more scarier than 5 guys with guns. LOLs, HAHA!!
xlee888 1 year ago
lmfao these guys are like crazing asians lol trying to kill random peeps lol
TheDany20 1 year ago
the best 9:33 of screaming ive seen
XMasLeeX 1 year ago
Parece um bando de galinha cacarejando!
bzsouza 1 year ago
i don't want any of these fruit cakes as my bodyguard
danny205wp 1 year ago
the funny thing is, this is actually the most realistic training of all kung fu styles.
schmendriks 1 year ago
In China, this is like a joke. So, don't be serious on this. But I am sure no one would like to mess with these guys because most of them are nuts.
MrHueyhuey 1 year ago
Never fight a man that fights with his feet but in this case.....anyone on crack
toplock22 1 year ago
hahahahahhaa....
only one technique.... crazy chiken hahahha
bismara1 1 year ago 2
that was gay
iwasinyourdreams 1 year ago
wtf is this ?! ..
57dragonball 1 year ago
lead poisoning.
david7lee7 1 year ago
How would YOU swing a pair of nunchucks? I think someone already posted a comment mentioning that they are training for security, not fancy demo competition...
PopTheBluePill 2 years ago
This is a workshop, training the bad guys actors beaten up in MA-Films?
Those are the guys rampanging a few moments before getting the steamhammerfist from Bud Spencer.
It´s the only explaination I´ve got.
Very funny.
KindoFlive 2 years ago
any real style could dominate those capuchin monkey imitators. if anyones read the jungle book by rudyard kipling the monkeys in it act similar and i would guess sound much the same. But any style like krav maga, pankration, shaolin kung fu, drunken kung fu would completely over power one of these crack head mugger style fighters. They all look like misguided teens tryna learn an easy style to freak someone who's uncomposed out with. Damn ball kickin' screamers!
poker7188 2 years ago
ahh your an expert
armand111 1 year ago
LMAO WHAT MOVIE DID THEY SEE?
billygundum 2 years ago
rofl
HedeDK 2 years ago
this is bullshit man.. it's a cowboy style.. any idiot can learn that in no less than a day.. monkey *ss style..
badib 2 years ago
@badib
That's the point... To make it easy enough to learn in a day...
Pay attention you MIGHT learn something today...
PopTheBluePill 2 years ago
lolololololololololol
Darkangle25uk 2 years ago
This stuff is real, but I think you all were expecting more of a show demonstrating fancy techniques.
This is no rules street fighting with a focus on nunchucks and riot control.
The simplest techniques are often the most effective.
PopTheBluePill 2 years ago
i gotta admit, they are very quick
travisdt 2 years ago
lol
thejin666 2 years ago
Bruce Lee wannabe rejects.
Fire4FX 2 years ago
lmao
poppinCnoopin 2 years ago
i know a guy that got into a bar fight a couple months back with 5 varsity hockey players.....he's 5'4", ended up tooling ALL of them in the street after taking off all of his clothes and laughing like an escaped mental patient whenever he got hit. Next time you get ground and pounded by a screaming naked guy, you'll think twice about fighting people that are completely nutbar.
thedaryl 2 years ago
i'm pretty sure this is just monkey kung fu........although the monkey appears slightly rabid
thedaryl 2 years ago
i would have to admit it would work against a person that has no knowledge of fighting or a weak fighting style.
1of2dogs 2 years ago
ahahahaha loke monkeys
LuciDoFer 2 years ago
this is as fucking stupid as it looks. my fucking chinese ass.
rockrolling 2 years ago
I'm sorry to have watched all of this rubbish. This is not a martial arts. If I wanted to see chimpanzees I would have gone to the zoo.
Fire4FX 2 years ago
@Fire4FX
FYI: Chimpanzees, pound for pound, hit 4 times harder than humans can due to pure primal instinct and the absence of wavering conscious thought.....gibbons don't worry about breaking a fist on your face, gorillas never fear the legal repercussions of turning your head to paste....
thedaryl 2 years ago
Funny but scary
henh32 2 years ago
ew they are like monkeys
martinpawpawpaw 2 years ago
is this a joke?
jameslowchyn 2 years ago
A wild style ? act like crazy, shout like a monkey, bite like a dog, well if you got trouble with those guys, i think it's a bit disturbing to deal with. i think that's the point... frightened your opponent. Am pretty sure it's effective.
jackiechoun33 2 years ago 18
@jackiechoun33
"crazy beats big any day."
--Hal, The Father, Malcolm In the Middle rofl
thedaryl 2 years ago
I could only watch the first 2 minutes, but it looks like they had too much cat nip.
shirdavani 1 year ago
If this is the most deadly Kong Fu china has to offer, we got nothing to fear of their miltary! Looks like crazy monkeys with nunchunks!
bumhokim 2 years ago
jajajajaja damn, i love when they come out of that alley running and screamin,,, it reminds me zombie land, jajaja,
ikterion 2 years ago
I honestly believe that this would TRULY work on the streets as self defense. Think about it, you see some Chinese guy on the street, you're short on cash and try to rob him. He takes out a pair of nunchukus, start foaming at the mouth and runs at you full speed while screeching and trying to smash your face in. If I was the robber, I would take a piss in my pants, turn 180 degrees and run as fast as my fucking legs will take me.
GreenPosiden 2 years ago 2
@GreenPosiden i agree 1000% ...it would be almost impossible to predict ur movements and its kind of terrifying. animalistic
vilemuse 2 years ago
ебать, вот это ораво! Давно так не ржал, аффтору отдельное спасибо!
Krest1979 2 years ago
yeah nice kong fu
NickTheSlasherMgirk2 2 years ago
crack boxing haha
cinarik75 2 years ago
ok i dont get it, at first i assumed they were trying to be unpredictable but they always land exactly the same lol and they use nunchucks even without jumping like a fool using weapons would be effective so this is all nonsense
cacaman17 2 years ago
hence the joke " i dont know karate but i kno karazy!"
cacaman17 2 years ago
that's a joke, right?! the voice seems to be always the same - and it just doesn't look serious
enasnI127 2 years ago
this is why u can have ur iphone ready made in china for around 2 days. swifty hands....
1800GAMEBOY 2 years ago
I think those are in the mental health, look at the way they fight and run and make noise.
memyavenue 2 years ago
一群神经病
roy1015 2 years ago
seriously corny.. i hope they think those nunchuck move are effective..they sound like chimps. but chimps r bad ass
doubleyouareex 2 years ago
corny ass chinese
doubleyouareex 2 years ago
haha i cant fokus if they are good or not cant stop laughing^^
FunOrNotFun 2 years ago
Someone had to put this up as joke right?
hotpopcorncake 2 years ago
its a new form of a kungfu, derived from drunken boxing, instead of getting drunk you smoke crack.
hazard2000 2 years ago 26
lol, Crack boxing
kaguth 2 years ago
jajaja histerical monkey stile...
eon333 2 years ago
real kung fu need long time to training, not every people can do. but this is useful to everybody who are dont know kung fu to protect themself. the video say : many taxi driver come to learn for against the robber.
liusbox2009 2 years ago
This is...*speechless*............
shawn5667 2 years ago
This is extremely dirty fighting! Don't you all see? Training to eye gouge, nut stomp/punch, and bite! I don't want to fight one of these guys,lol
chrisdotwynn 2 years ago
it seems a bit too agressive to my point of view but wat the hell?! its like: kung fu students gone mad!
soldiergigas14 2 years ago
WTF? It looks like crazy chickens screaming like a dog... Ridiculous!
Hessalter 2 years ago 2
thats not evene hard to do? ahhahahahahahah they just hit,jump and then scream
Saddamz 2 years ago
never been in a fight, but if i ever do i guess that's how i would do it
yesitsmeagain 2 years ago 2
wtf L il be good at this
66kevin661996 2 years ago
holy shit best vid on youtube!
dongchinchin 2 years ago
crazy mother fuckers thats for sure lol
hungfayi1 2 years ago