Spawn Snipe 01 - Underground by QuickJap (Modern Warfare 3 Gameplay/Tutorial)

[masterJ3T]

why did the blond write TGIF on her shoes? to remember that toes go in first

[ShilohhhSniping]

these comments are stupid

these poems are gay

when you kill yourself

tell satan i said hey

[tddtdd103]

A joke, you say?

Here goes...

The Mets.

[midgetman797gaming]

bitch, please you've been on more weiners then Heinz Ketchep

[campbellclan10]

I`am not racist , i hav a colour tv

[FlagueDehman]

roses are red

violets aren´t blue

they are chasing me

what shall i do!?

[1316Patsfan]

roses are red

violets are blue

i have a knife

now get in my van

[CJForTheWin]

The Joke: Nintendo 64 is gay

[MrNotCooL7]

wtf are these poems?!?

[VoreTechz1985]

When did Youtube poems become funny?

[SWAT50cal]

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

Someone shit in my garden

[Thomascolijntje]

alpha

kenny

body

(say it out loud)

[xReaLiTYxiNJeCTioN]

roses are red

daisies are yellow

yo momma so fat

she jiggle like jello

[DABEAST12321]

penises are long

vaginas are wide

my dick is hard

with cum inside

[greenable101]

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

I'm colorblind

FML

[kingk00pa97]

Roses are red,

ummm,

uhhhhhh,

washing machine

[leaf54ever]

lick my puss

[SuperGear6]

i like u u like me but when u say dat i p[

[xx09james09xx]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

i love xbox!

But i love you too <3

[quickscopic]

violets are violet?

[shaneThomas2011]

haikus are easy

but sometimes they dont make sense

refrigerator

[SanBelfort96]

@shaneThomas2011 Roses are blue

Violets are red,

This poem doesnt makes any sense

Refrigerator

[ImaginarySlayer]

I still have top comment, Like a boss.

[dakbasketball16]

the only thing that sucks is these methods differ from different game modes.

i still love the videos helping me alot thanks.

[shakejunkps3]

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

when it intersects a plane. 

[dexter265]

@shakejunkps3 lol. bit rude :3

[angusyoung20]

roses are red

violets are blue

i want funniest comment

[MW3xJACULATE]

RA RA RO MAMA

im a pedophile

get in my car.

[sTaBmw2]

roses are plants

violets are too

violets are purple not fucking blue

=)

[TeXxLegend]

Your mom is like a shot gun 2 cocoas and she is loaded

[TeXxLegend]

Your mom is like a ping pong table balls go in and ball on out

[IVANR1O1O]

Roses are gray,

Violets are gray,

i am colored blind.

[MrGamerSimon]

Roses are read,

Violets are blue,

This makes no sense,

Popcorn

[fromage47]

Roses are Red,

Violets are blue,

I have Alzheimer's,

Cheese on toast....

[david10291029]

@fromage47

That's not eveven funny. Alzheimers doesn't even make you do shit like that. Fail more?

[pokefaceify]

@fromage47 thats nothing to joke about

[egbaseball1105]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I get constipated,

Thinking of you.

[49nitramsp]

The top comments consists of Epic Poets.

[TheJbrewz]

the only thing worse than finding ants in your pants is finding Jerry Sandusky in them

[MegaLakerfan21]

roses are brown violets are brown - Who the hell keeps shitting on my flowers

[KINGKHLOOD]

Ps3 ???

[bencooke46]

roses are black

violets are black

everything is black

Stevie Wonder aged 7

[IProZRUsI]

every time someone farts my dog looks at my mom

[nepomsthename]

roses are gray

violents are gray

i am colorblind

[MrSCVIDEOS]

Thankyou for posting a sniper/gameplay tutorial that actually teaches us something. It's usually sniper tutorial = class setups so thanks and I subbed.

[BehemothNergal666]

roses are red

violets are blue

and my ass itches

[nilssonsson]

why can't the blonde count to 70? they have their mouth full on 69.

[socktoob]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

[socktoob]

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

[socktoob]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

[TehZippa]

:D

[XpertFire]

TRAIN BUTCRACK

[ThePolishPenguin]

Nice Jap! :D

[TheIamthebest67]

the...s-sniper looks sexy 

[figdaddy125]

BOOOBS!!!!



[zachf914]

roses are brown, violets are brown. i shit in the garden.

[xIIRAZ0RIIx]

Kids gonna be sitting the F*** down now :P

[CutToTheChase109]

stop trolaloling for unicorns

[ColinANeff]

First blood, First blood, First blood. Own every time

[SWAGTASTICSTUD]

sometimes when im home alone i like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend im a slug...

[TheBeastlyHD]

difference between shit and ohh shit

boy: *throws letter to his crush but lands on her brothers lap*SHIT

brother: sees note and smiles

boy:finds out hes gay OHH SHIT

[ItsAndyOG]

KIM KARDASINS WEDDING!!!!!!

[sarcendxb]

roses are red

violets are blue

this middle finger is for you.

[zElektriK]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where the fucks my tractor?!

[xMaGiiCz7]

Roses are pineapples

Violets are toes

This makes no sense

Meow.

[bestmller]

i meen WTF

[jbpopcolla1]

@ImaginarySlayer your damn right.

[CorruptCamera]

@ImaginarySlayer Red man lives in the tipi

[DivineMastery]

@ImaginarySlayer Love it!

[BRAZZERSproductions]

@ImaginarySlayer Nope, he lives in the the crack house.

[bdubs369]

roses are read

violets are blue

im tiered of these damn poems on here

how about you?

[ozzyexo]

What as the question

[MrLazyrain]

you know your a real COD player when you have now problems asking some one to buy you wet wipes cuz your balls are starting to smell

[Roobskiezz]

Rose are red

Violet is a colour

Im a noob

[paolomoonman]

oh god... it's highrise all over again D: pretty nice btw i think i'll try these next time i'm on.

[IIRemy]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a knife,

Get in the van.

[BenDragos69]

the awkward moment when you accidentally cum on your eye...

[JustAPornStar]

The government must undertake this project to accomplish the goal stated by the various parties.

[MrOrangeFTW]

roses are red

boobs in my face.....

[thefavoriteuncle123]

Birdie Birdie in the sky why'd you do that in my eye

looks like sugar taste like sap, oh my gosh it's birdie Crap.

[AL3KZ1997]

ILL SUK UR DIK FOR 3 PESOS :P

[LiamNeffHead18]

Woman's rights

[MrFunnylol321]

roses are brown

violets are brown

wait who

shit in my garden

[BenJudeT]

I was bitten by a turtle as a young lad. Should o still drink orange juice? Help!

[xATMOSPHERICx]

all these other comments try way too hard to be funny, but in the process of doing so they end up failing miserably

[Fr3shGamingVids]

Roses are red

And so is glitter

I'm tired of your pussy

So lube up your shitter :D

[ahcall911]

Hey guys I just wanted to say that my family is very poor and,......HAAHAHAH gotcha o]

[andrewxmets]

Whats the difference between Babestation and a Justin Bieber concert...

You are more likely to see a cunt at a Justin Bieber concert

[JJFilms1011]

Whets the beef?

[grege697]

Thank this will help

[IIxAdamxII]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Most poems rhyme,

This one doesn't.

[grahamcrakar]

well lets just say that at 1:10 when he says "looks like a bum crack"... its not mine....

[Alrreola]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You want something funny

then FUCK YOU!

[MrCenationRko1]

Lol

[MrCenationRko1]

Onee time I got asked on the streets do u want a free copy of mw3 and I said where is it... ihe said in my mother why don't you go get it you gay fag

[joemapthegreat]

Dear Pinocchio,

So.. all I have to do is lie?

Sincerely, Voldemort

[xMagicManxabx]

Penis

[SCORPAIN88isme]

how creeped out would u b if i told u i had an erection

[assassinguy348]

thumbs up if you miss the intervention

[eliack95]

I was expecting you were a Japanese commentator.Should have figured it'd be another Brit fag

[TheSneezingWolf]

ED Quickfap

[XeNoNV66]

My friend wore a ghillie suit to school. Not kidding.

[joshortmann]

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there’s no candy.

[deron991]

@joshortmann wrong vid mate...

[AntDogz39]

One time I wore a ghillie suit to paintball. no joke.

[xXITZRAGETIME19Xx]

lololol i thought his name was quick Fap lololololol

[tubularDvice]

Us:ED-Elite Division

Old men:ED-Erectile Disfunction

[AntDogz39]

I get more care packages than Haiti.

[AntDogz39]

It took 3 days for Jesus to respawn.

[hiddenshadowzZ]

and people say sniping isnt oped?

[Gavzification]

I Love Lamp

[AntDogz39]

You know you're addicted to COD...

When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located

When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.

When your playing football and blame the other team of lagging.

When You Get A New Job And Tell The Boss I Don't Clan Hop

[eliack95]

@AntDogz39 If you were addicted to COD, you probably wouldn't have a girlfriend,have pictures taken of you,play sports,or have a job.

[AntDogz39]

@eliack95 wow ur one cool youtuber arent u? good for u maybe u will a thumbs up or 2 and feel like u accomplished something

[eliack95]

@AntDogz39 Just stating facts.Didn't think you'd get mad,but I guess I was wrong.Oh fucking well.

[Armendicus]

@AntDogz39 good one

[mynameisryan2]

Joke: Myspace

[diedaedy]

this comment is hilarious. don't question it.

[modernwarfareNOT]

I like this girl so much~~~~cucumber

[frozenfire550]

Someonetimes I like to jump into the sewage pipes and float down stream, like I am a turd.

[modernwarfareNOT]

when my mom catches me jacking off. I look into her eyes and finish with confidence. (:

[killerh13]

Sometimes when I'm home alone I get naked and cover my self in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug....

[ianthor21]

Whats Hellen Kellers Store.........AAGHGHHHHG!!!!

[assassian250]

Sciguy: Iam going to put my quantum harmonizer in your moms phototanic resenation chamber.

SciguysKid: MOM! DAD ID Drunk again!

Mother: Honey leave my phototanic resenation chamber alone!

Sciguy: BOW CHICA BOW WOW!!!

[seductivehobbit1]

Heres a fun song:

there once was a genie with a 10 foot weenie,

so he showed it to a women next door.

she thought it was a snake,

so she hit it with a rake,

and now its only 5 foot 4

[ImHeadshotSniper]

roses are red,

violets are blue,

i hate fucking spammers

and you should too

<3

[MrXtremelyAwesome]

Roses are white

Violets are white

Your mom is white

White chocolate is cat

[MyWatsupman]

WHERES THE CLOSEST TACO JOHNS



[mrray477]

roses are grey

violets are grey im colour blind

Fuck my life :(

[theNITROXROX]

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell shit in my garden?

[TheSupergta4]

hello haters look at my chode more you hate the bigger it gets



[xHumanAimbot]

hahahaha quickfap

[Chaoticmongers]

Once I grabbed a kitchen knife and lunged at my brother while yelling "COMMANDO!"

He was one kill away from a nuke...

[Chaoticmongers]

Haters gonna hate and masters gonna bate.

[xGld]

@Chaoticmongers and potatoes gonna potate

[Xcountry3794]

@xGld Tomatoes gonna tomate.

[xGld]

@Xcountry3794 Exactly, like fags love bags (understand?)

[SniperJJS1369]

Machinima once had decent content, I find that funny.

[Runitone]

Roses are black

Violets are black

Who the f*** burned my garden?

[HustleEdicit101]

you see, this is whats wrong with this game. once everyone knows these stupid exploits its not gonna be fun anymore

[AdrianSh3phard]

look at that body, look at that body, look at that body. i work out. i gotta a passion in my pants and i ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it.... i am sexy and i know it

[rickyGman11]

@AdrianSh3phard its actually i got an erection in my pants

[saddlers789]

i did this n got a triple :)

[xGld]

I'm pretending the guy below isnt gay... but its not working...

[transalana]

Penis.

[TakeBusFace]

look its a ps3 How rare is that

[jose1fastking]

O ya a PS3 user for Machinima

[musicboy997]

roses are brown

violets are brown

rofl I'm a dog

[jrw97]

@musicboy997 rofl dogs see gray

[PazzwordA2C]

Thanks man already gotta kill with it!