Opie and Anthony - Louis CK Destroys (Are you a Lizard?)

[AmalgamOfMeat]

23:20 Nirvana!

[waylonjenninz]

The hosts are such kiss asses to Rummy. No balls.

[somebodyjones2]

why wouldn't rumsfeld laugh at the joke and say "yes, i'm a lizard." wtf?

[caislinn]

@somebodyjones2 dude.... he's a fucking lizard

[matjaniec]

maybe not lizard ,definitely an asshole

[neoian94]

They never predicted, that he would die from a knife in the ass, and gunshot wounds

[dumbinacan4u]

This......was epic

[PHILIBOYLONDON]

This is social commentary of the absolute highest quality.

[StarkDireWolf08]

Oh my dear sweet jesus LOL

[factumDiabolus]

I hate Jim Norton so much. I don't know the guy personally and I wish I didn't hate him but I just dooooo. :(

[baronofbefoulment]

That is why I hate pop music. It's either stolen from lesser known bands or recycled garbage. And the fact most singers and bands don't even write their own songs and they probably unknowingly plagiarized others work.

[kilsya1]

@baronofbefoulment Yeah, it's all the same people making the actual stuff, alot of it's just screwed up versions of music that was actually GOOD. I like Pink Floyd, ast a random comment haha.

[VanityConcubine]

God I wish Nick Dipaolo was there during this, so great.

[MechaRogers]

Somewhere out there, there was a Chad Hitler that was probably a pretty cool dude.

[moobie1010]

Lizard or not - it is amazing how smart Rumsfeld is.

[airforcesoldier25]

I know theres no reason to be worried, but I would be worried.

[VMP666]

I would pay for lizard's dinner.

[DimmedDiamond]

Not very impressive. Kissing ass to someone responsible for some of the greatest atrocities in the 21st thus far. Were they star struck? Afraid to say anything?

[y0uthpr0ject]

Rumsfeld should shut the fuck up and suck that dick.

[idrinkwhatbaby]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOLD!!!!!!!!!­!!

[jiffinbigles]

Man these hosts are lame. Louis kicks ass.

[idrinkwhatbaby]

THAT BIT ABOUT GADDAFI IS SUCH An HOMMAGE! fucking hilarious

[chrisreynoldsable]

O&A are ass kissers,tell that criminal Rumsfeld to go fuck himself!!

[PootisPootisPootis]

@chrisreynoldsable They had to, otherwise Rumsfeld wouldn't have stayed on.

[AbortedHitlerCock]

@chrisreynoldsable "O&A are ass kissers"...You realise that they were just being polite to keep him on the phone while Louis worked his magic and they loved every second of it? They do the same set-up with Jim Norton pretty regularly, but on this occasion they facilitated an amazing piece of radio.

[chrisreynoldsable]

@AbortedHitlerCock Bullshit...Anthony is a republican asshole,if Rumsfeld was in the studio you would hear the sounds of Anthony's lips wrapped around Rumsfeld dick!

[AbortedHitlerCock]

@chrisreynoldsable The last time I listened to this show must've been at least 6 months ago and I'd forgotten about all the fawning, I listened to it again and yeah you're totally right.

[Erectoralporicy]

@AbortedHitlerCock

I could have sword I just recently listened to a clip where Anthony said he was somewhat disappointed in it (despite him having found it funny). I think either he or Opie said that he really wanted a serious interview.

[Erectoralporicy]

@AbortedHitlerCock

'sword' lol.. 'sworn'.

[videosfromderelix]

@AbortedHitlerCock Then why keep it up and defend him after he was off the phone?

[TronaldDump420]

The Reptilian theory is a bit nutty but Louie makes it worth talking about at least he had the balls to confront on of THEM instead of posting a hack video LOL

[sultsult]

holy shit, the stuff rumsfeld was saying about the middle east was the same as louie was saying about business taking over the mom and pops

[phoenyx29]

58:20 is when Rumsfeld comes on.

[TheCroatiaKid]

Louis was the only one on the show who didn't kiss Lizard Man's ass.

[Iceber9]

@TheCroatiaKid I expected that from Anthony since he drinks the GOP Kool-Aid, but SMMFH @ his questions/comments. I'm at 1:18:30 and so far Athony has basically called for a manchurian candidate and for the American people to be less informed so the government can run more covert ops.

[MisterSkillet100]

@TheCroatiaKid thats kind of the gag... o&a play the straight guys so louie can get away with asking insane questions

[namreg944]

when he was talkin about the subway kids, it reminded me of Carlin's material about how we dont have choice anymore, just the illusion of choice.

[pguest1080]

what is really upsetting about this clip is how bad Louis CK wants to do a real show, like stern, but has to lavish in no-listener-ville on this hackfest. He was even bitching to dell 'a bate about it. by the way, making lazer sounds is hack.

[cornsockgabz]

@pguest1080 and who are you?

[whatsuphotdog]

the way rumsfeld was describing the possible candidates definitely came off like an alien studying a species

[Queido]

Oh fuck, I hit the tell the story about dinner button!

[featheon]

Don't trust social criticism of anyone willing to censor their own curse words.

[uroprop]

2 dumbfucks who know nothing about libya

[Lyra74]

I guess Louis CK never saw V. They never admitted outright they were lizards. You have to catch them on live TV and rip the makeup off.

[KallyJones]

the corporatisization of RADIO STATIONS has totally F'd our future in the A. I used to hear great bands on this Miami, OH radio station because they played whatever was being requested by college and high school kids, but they couldn't keep it open and the next thing you know Sinclair owns them and they are a top 40 bubble gup pop regurgitators. They suck and when the locals didn't show them love for screwing up a great thing they switched formats to a conservative talk show station.

[KallyJones]

Rumsfeld is a war criminal and should be hung to death in front of the Hague.

[missmarisalu]

Guns N' Roses is the greatest band of all time but when Duff appeared he sucked all the funny and interesting out of the room.

[TheRadPi]

lemonade dog sauce

[Garrzet]

that douchy rock-guy they had on for the second half had the most obnoxious voice manner of speaking i have ever heard

[SgtTripper]

@Garrzet Douchy?? The dude was in Guns N' Roses, man.

[jollyroger247]

I'm not particularly happy with Anthony's behavior.

[gdaman1313]

@jollyroger247 who gives a fuck ........... shit stabber

[hampusheh]

Love Louie, and calling out Rumsfeld's bullshit on public education was amazing.

[SteveDangle]

This was my favourite Louis CK appearance BEFORE the Rummy interview and then it got even better. Absolutely murdered.

[AveragejoeChess]

god that fourth guy who joined them on the last half of the show has an annoying way of talking.

[Brungysalt]

louis CK is a lizard.

[kuruantigenic]

....like malcolm X

[johnlyon17]

can't tell if it was the worst or th ebest decision O and A ever made to have Louis and Rumsfeld on at the same time

[ERoBB1]

This is the hardest I have ever laughed.

[ErikofTroy]

Does anyone else notice the thing Louis does where he'll compare his actions to historical leaders/events?

Opie: "Be careful what you eat in the coming days there, Lou."

Louie: "I'm gonna only eat figs, like Caesar Augustus. Fucking lived on figs until his wife painted poison on 'em."

[m62flyover98]

Rumsfeld laughs when he says "have you eaten any mexican babies"! 1:11:40

Ol rummie's got a dark sense of humor

[nobigdeal84]

The lizards are a proud people, had Rumsfeld denied being a lizard he would have been shunned by his fellow lizards.Thats why he refused the question.

[deewhyelayin]

its so hilarious u gays get so angry on the internet lol, get a life u fuckin nerds......anyone who gets all pissy on youtube comments is a fuckin loser, dont bother flaming me, because i dont give a shit.

btw are u part lizard?

[havinagoodtimefour20]

@deewhyelayin lizard how dare you, im half newt

[deewhyelayin]

lol louie is a legend

[AdamIowa89]

Fuckin aye I laughed my ass off at 1:26:32

[SpooshedZombie]

I wonder if Rumsfeld's grandchildren call him a lizard now...

[Doug31415]

That's Cheney in the pic there, slick.

[siddgaa]

Democrats,republicans all bullshit just tell us who did that "group" chose lol

[cottodabodykill]

i like how people actually believe some humans are lizards and they got the nerve to say i'm the retard

grow up dip shit no where in any plausible science books are there people that are part lizard

grow up you dip shits and stop watching conspiracy videos on youtube

[ModestDeity]

@cottodabodykill "no where in any plausible science books are there people that are part lizard"

Everyone is part lizard. We have brains that are basically advanced reptilian brains. Read a science book.

[cottodabodykill]

@ModestDeity yeah smart guy? well if EVERYBODY is part lizard why is it so funny and neat that this idiot is asking rumsfield about it? yeah didn't think so jack ass

why don't he ask him if he's got hair too? or ribs ? what is so god damn funny about asking someone if they are some which aparently you seem to believe we all are ..

[SpooshedZombie]

@cottodabodykill Dude... Lighten up. It's a joke. Louis C.K. is entertaining himself (and obviously many others) by asking him if he's a lizard. Rumsfeld and Cheney being lizards is some lame joke that's been floating around, and Louie played off of that shitty joke and made it piss-your-pants funny. I'm sure you're Republican, so you don't like someone dissing your guy, which I completely understand.... But come on, sometimes you just gotta laugh, alright? See it as a joke, not an attack.

[shmayy]

this is beyond amazing

[MrVinushka]

Does Antony just kiss whatever ass he can find?

[116Bears]

@MrVinushka

Naq, he just plays the strait man.

[jbeach2323]

The best. And kudos to Anthony for keeping Rumsfeld on the phone, as the good cop to Louis CK's awesome Alien Lizard Interrogating bad cop.

[jbeach2323]

The best. And kudos to Anthony for keeping Rumsfeld on the phone, as the good cop to Louis CK's awesome Alien-Lizard-Interrogating bad cop.

[BlaccEagle]

Louis has some balls. He's reminding me of George Carlin these days, love him.

[mocano4life]

This asshole said he doesnt want another 4 years of Obama!! I bet he doesnt mind another 8 of bush!!! FAGGOT.. Loui should have smacked him in the face

[WHYNOTTTTTTyeah]

how many mexican babies have they eaten, have you eaten any human babies?

[wperlich]

The guest from Seattle at the end is a boring douche.

[wperlich]

Opie: "He might be a lizard."

[vai82]

omg Louis ck has big balls ! lol

[CptUSAmerica]

BE A PATRIOT NOT A TRAITOR!!

"Make no distinction between terrorists and the nations that harbor them--and hold both to account."

"Take the fight to the enemy overseas before they can attack us again here at home."

"Confront threats before they fully materialize."

"Advance liberty and hope as an alternative to the enemy's ideology of repression and fear."

FUCK ALL SANDBASTARD JIHAD TERRORIST!!

AMERICA WILL NEVER STOP PUNISHING YOU FOR 9/11 & ALL CONSPIRACY THEORIST CAN JOIN THEM!!.

[birdiejoehoaks]

@CptUSAmerica are you a lizard?

[CptUSAmerica]

@birdiejoehoaks Thats the 1st time one of you 9/11 Bullshit Conspiracy Theorist made me laugh!

Unlike Rumsfeld, who is a Genius American Patriot, I'll answer. NO I'm Not a Lizard... LMFAO

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[birdiejoehoaks]

@CptUSAmerica I didnt know i was a conspiracy theorist, i thought a bunch of muslim extremists flew planes into some buildings.

Why you trippin'?

[CptUSAmerica]

@birdiejoehoaks I'm NOT Trippin... I made a mistake. just seems most fuckers on the tube are delusional Conspiracy theorist. Sorry & Be well.

[birdiejoehoaks]

@CptUSAmerica meh, its all good

[Lsdfunk]

@CptUSAmerica Ever hear of Operation Nothwoods?

;D

[bloodhazard67]

Rumsfeld is the greatest! What a good sport.

[DustN727]

It's absolutely hilarious that he doesn't just say "no"

[htddu908]

I find it hard and disgraceful that I am 21, and I can relate more to louis ck and o&a then most people I talk to. I think it has to do with experience, and that no one my age has experienced shit in their docile lives. I don't hate everyone, I just cope with their stupidity. Oblivious is the underlining word to our existence in the 21st century. EXCLUDING most o&a fans lol WTF!!

[shanegb104014]

all he has to say is no haha

[requshei]

I wish people I know would enjoy videos that I enjoy. Because this video was freakin brilliant and no one knows what the f@ck I am talking about.. They are like "who is Louis CK?" GAH~~!!!

[BubbaGumpshrimpz]

@requshei same here man same here. i feel like a faggot for writing this.

[Wgordon11]

anthony's a lizard, he's playing too much defense

[defmx04]

man listen to anthony lick rummy's asshole.....what a tool.

[crabbytheclown]

Im incredible impressed by those guys. Louis CK, you OWN.

[chimdichekwa]

holy hell who's that girl in the picture at the beginning?

[Cougar139tweak]

All this stuff Louis CK misses about america (Book stores, video stores and real coffee houses) exists in Hobart, Tasmania :)... So glad I left America and live here now!!!!

[IntrovertedLuddite2]

Selena Gomez looks beautiful in that picture

[transvideos1992]

99:15 Hardest laugh I had in a long time.

[sutschek414]

@transvideos1992 since when were 99 minutes in an hour?



[transvideos1992]

@sutschek414 I was trying to link to the point of the video where the joke was made, which was 1:39:15.

[5ully789]

33

[noisyneil]

this has to be the longest youtube video i've ever seen. didn't even know this kind of upload size was possible and i dread to think how long it took!

[edce76]

rummy handled himself like a pro, louis gave the interview a humorous twist, and everyone walked away laughing. job well done.

[MissDeeCole]

louis ck's fans are more fervant than ron paul supporters.

[crabbytheclown]

@MissDeeCole

Well im german, a louis ck fan and a ron paul supporter...does that make me a devil child ?

[MissDeeCole]

@crabbytheclown lol

[norskwizard]

Lol @ apple vs mac, no mention of linux lets talk about shit we know nothing about.

[Bidds12]

Louis CK was a real arsehole when Rumsfield came on; before that he was making a few astute points.

[thatch]

@Bidds12 I want to give you kudos for being such a poignant and elegant lizard

[thatch]

man this is one of the best o&a louis ck shows ever. i've introduced my old man to o&a and i've linked him to this one. there are so many great eps so it's hard to choose one that you introduce to someone new. but i think this one ticks all the boxes, its louis ck at his fukken best, anthony being funny for once and opie keeping the flow like a boss

[jhiller21]

Louis is completely right about the coffee thing.

Starbucks used to at least have good coffee, now that they've killed/bought out the competition it's shit.

[BobGeorgeAU]

@TaurusGFX

It depends what you use you computer for. For your basic computer user, Macs are a lot better. My parents who are in their 60s used to have a Windows PC and so they never used it. They'd only ever use to pay some bills and read emails and it take them half an hour to do so. I bought them a Mac and now they actually like using it. They figured it out in a day. You don't need to take a class to learn it like you do if you want to use Windows properly. Macs are designed for easy-of-use.

[norskwizard]

@BobGeorgeAU Your parents are idiots.

[dnch]

apple is the same starbucks shit as microsoft

[marmot15]

Don't have satellite radio so I've never listened to O&A prior to today, but damn, Anthony couldn't have sucked Rumsfeld's dick any better if they had been in the same room.

Pathetic.

[crandallino]

@marmot15 He was fearing for his life. I'm surprised Louie didn't end up dead after this.

[crandallino]

@marmot15 He was fearing for his life. I'm surprised Louie didn't end up dead after this.

[marcsman229]

@marmot15 He was just evening the playing field. It would be even more pathetic if they all acted like a bunch of assholes and ganged up on Rumsfeld.

[jbeach2323]

@marmot15 - you're completely missing what Anthony was doing. Anthony was the only thing that **kept Rumsfeld on the phone**. Bait and switch, to set him up for Louie. Otherwise Rumsfeld would have hung up in 30 seconds.

[TheOtherBono]

@marmot15 Thats anthony man, he's very conservative. Listen to the other shows and this wont surprise you

[mustbeburtreynolds]

@marmot15 Well the idea was to have him not hang up because Louis was fucking nailing him over and over again for being one of the most evil men in history.

[MrGodSlave1]

@marmot15 you obviously aren't a funny person. You let politics cloud the comedy. Go fuck yourself

[tyktaksyk]

@MrGodSlave1 No, you go fuck yourself.

[mustbeburtreynolds]

"He handled it like a lizard who knows how to never answer!"

hahahahaha

[TeamCoCo112]

@Ck1299 so the reason Americans are dumb is some drug. Not because of laziness or lack of motivation.

[catsnjamerz]

The teachers have no choice but to pass them (to clarify). The higher authority demands passed students so their schools will make the cut. Not the teachers' fault. Pure classroom chaos and lack of attention and enforcement because the principals and all of the above simply don't care.

[catsnjamerz]

I cried laughter from this. I love Louie and he's often right, but Rumsfeld is - in fact - correct about education and it not being about the money. Take it from the inner city Chicago school teachers. The kids don't give a shit and they pass them anyway. A large systematic failure for the reasons DR listed. The culture of our cities has really changed everything with schooling and basic values.

[Ixbpoqdxl]

Well.. He never said 'no'.

[TOOLxoxo]

1:06 in for the lizard bit.

[Morrinn3]

We'll have to assume that Rummy is a lizard.

[peroslowned]

guess he's a lizard then.

[pfive]

uh i thought i was replying to robert0

[KrfNYC2]

"Yup"

-Jimmy Carter

[Edubbplate]

Well? Is he a lizard or not?

[AlternateKarmaSource]

Anthony wants to suck Rumsfelds dick so badly.

[Edubbplate]

@AlternateKarmaSource Me too.

[no1raniuk]

Lemonade Dog Sauce.

[inspectorchao2]

That lizard shit wasn't funny

[KrfNYC2]

@inspectorchao2 I thought it was funny how Louis asked him, Rumsfeld didn't give him a straight, he went off on some tangent and so people in the background were giggling and whispering "He's a lizard..." I thought that was funny.

[Robert01854]

I like Louis ck...but c'mon. He fucked up a perfectly legit interview with some bullshit. I understand he has these wacky leftist beliefs but don't insult a man whom accomplished more than you could ever dream. Like him or hate him, Rummy has served as the who's who within our government. Typical leftist...doesn't have anything intelligent to say so he resorts to immature behavior.

[FreezeKick]

@Robert01854 lol way to miss the point. He obviously doesn't believe that shit - he's just being hilarious for the sake of comedy. If you're expecting a legit interview with no humor from Opie & Anthony you're a moron.

[SelfTherapyComedy]

@Robert01854 You really are lame. The whole point was to be funny and you really look at so differently. It as nothing to do with what he did, no listener cares about him. They want to hear funny stuff.

[KrfNYC2]

@Robert01854 I respect your opnion but I disagree. I saw Louis' whole lizard spiel as a harmless bit of humor (which was hilarious by the way). I don't see how it was insulting. But maybe I'm wrong. Who knows? These are just my thoughts.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

@Robert01854 Lefist.. Immature!?!? Absurd. You sir, are a poo poo face.

[makaveli3900]

LMFAO

[soyuncatacol]

... so is he a lizard person?

Louis CK 2012!

[blaes2000]

I like that Rumsfeld did not answer the "Are you a Lizard?" It makes it that much more fun. Louis CK is dead on funny!

[ERoBB1]

Opie always just agrees with whoever's talking, lol.

[Japhro77]

microsoft shits all over apple btw

[ERoBB1]

@Japhro77 Not anymore.

[BelfastAtheist]

Haha, they have a right to know too!

[MegaHhughes]

@nutnapalm i heard the same thing about blu ray but i dont really know

[shadmowrer]

@cottodabodykill Yeah, typical left wing, twisting things up and making them funny. How dare Louis CK do his job and make me cry laughing.

[SHlTTER]

Rumsfeld disliked this twice; once as a lizard

[116Bears]

@SHlTTER

Third one's the Mexican baby.

[TheJovanist]

Fascism is taking over, but this XM radio cast brighten things up. I never thought that I would say that ..... L O L

[cottodabodykill]

typical left wing he takes what you say and twists it all up ..now had they never replayed it this little turd woulda went around telling people "donald rumsfield threatened me" .. like a fucking moron

[craze6663]

@cottodabodykill

lol ur an idiot

[sam80jr1]

@cottodabodykill are u retarded? how does this have anything to do with political views? hes making a funny comment about something he read in the paper. ur a typical right wing nutjob "guns, god, and religion fuck anyone who actually reads a science book" lets twist anything ANYONE says and say they are a left winger. so calling ppl a lizard is a left wing standpoint? is that in the political handbook for democrats?

[cottodabodykill]

louie is exactly what happens when these left wingers drink their own kool-aid .. guzzle it you michael moore cock suckers