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  • Atheism the truth? It's not like atheism is a religion ... Atheism is build on the real life and not on fairytales, myths and Superstition. Real life is the truth!

  •  Is this parody or ignorance?

  • A country that funds dictators with weapons and money isn't the greatest country on Earth. America is claimed to be a Christian country, but that implies that all people are Christian. The greatest country in the world shouldn't specialise in the needs one group and instead should be open armed, forward thinking and not race or belief exclusive.

  • I'm invoking Poe's Law.

  • All the evidence? What evidence? Wait - this is satire. My bad.

  • Great parody of moronic right-wing statements.

    Check out Conservative Christian Logic:

    watch?v=UDBYGXWMAOw

  • I call trolling. He scratches his head deliberately when he says monkey. I will not give the website a hit, but this may be sarcasm.

  • I don't want anyone to go to hell, unless you are homosexual. I am so proud he is Christian and America his christian country!

  • Its really sad when someone says things SO DAFT that they are suspected of being a poe.

  • LMFAO! "If Atheist-ism is right, how come more people don't believe in it?"

    Lololol! You're IQ is LOWER than a monkeys if you look at it that way.

    Here's my question to you numb nuts..

    What's 0 + 0? ZERO

    If "GOD" created the universe and us, the earth etc what did he create us with? You can't make something from nothing...

    "He's just God" Lol.. please "GOD" is an imaginary friend for grown ups.. dumb grown ups..

    Btw according to the "Bible" "God" has killed way more people than "Satan"

  • please, before traying to disprove evolutionism by yourself, first study it a lot, because you have wrong information about it, and i hope you don't be so lazy to do that, and please, do this with scientific information, in oyutube there are lots.

  • obvious troll is obvious

  • More people believe in christianity because its a old religion, Atheists came about in darwins time. Your reasoning is like saying that more people own there own boats than private planes, so boats have to be better to travel with.

  • No I do not believe that you came from "monkeys".You came from an ape.

  • 80% or more of people in Denmark are atheist. and if you asked the whole world to take a vote Christianity would surely lose

    we didnt come from monkeys we came from a common ancestor

  • There should be a reaction of 'fail!'

    I get the impression that this dude must be trolling, but that is probably just my optimism that no one could have been failed by the educational system this hard.

  • Ok firstly, your ignorance saddens me... Second, America is the greatest economy not the greatest country, google Human Development Index and go to wikipedia, Norway is apparently. Thirdly, Im sorry but I haven't heard any proper evidence in that 2:40 waste of my life..

  • I was wondering if he was being serious when he started talking about monkeys.

    Sorry dude, but you really do look like a monkey LOL

  • as some kind of undeniable truth from a giant magical invisible man in the sky is pretty much pointless.

    Believe in whatever religion you want.

    Have whatever opinion on the existence of a god you want.

    Don't try to disprove scientific facts when you don't know anything about the subject you're ranting about.

    If you're going to try and disprove something, try using EVIDENCE to support your side instead of just asking random stupid questions.

  • you that my heart is in no metaphorical way "hard".

    I believe that everyone deserves to be able to choose their religion (or none). I believe that everyone deserves to have their own opinion on the existence of god(s). I DO NOT believe that ANYONE deserves to try and dispute scientific fact unless she/he has fully educated (her/him)self on the subject.

    Also, throwing blocks of text rewritten countless times over the course of history at people who don't see it (see my final comment)

  • to you something that your lazy ass should have read up on before trying to prove it wrong.

    5. Actually, I don't even need a degree to understand how evolution works and why it's true. No one does. I understand it and why it's true because in high school I decided not to be a lazy dipshit and actually paid attention to the material in Biology class, and paid attention in AP Biology and Genetics class, and double checked it all with reliable sources.

    And I can guarantee (see my next comment)

  • false. You, obviously having no idea what evolutionary theory ACTUALLY states/suggests, of course wouldn't understand the concept of evolution. But I'm sure as fuck not going to sit here and type out everything necessary to understand evolutionary theory and the concept of evolution, because if I did I'd end up having written a small novel. And this is NOT me not being able to answer your question, it's me refusing to waste my time and energy explaining (see my next comment)

  • didn't "come from monkeys". Evolutionary theory doesn't even say that humans "came from monkeys". Humans evolved from a common ancestor of monkeys and humans, but this ancestor wasn't exactly a "monkey". But apparently you're one of those people that thinks evolutionary theory either says "evolution is when one animal morphs into a different animal" or "one day a monkey gave birth to a human", when in all actuality evolutionary theory would reject those claims as (see my next comment)

  • alive long enough to reproduce, and this happened over and over again (propelled by natural selection and other factors) over an unimaginably long period of time, with some isolated populations breaking off here and there and eventually giving rise to new species or just dying out, which eventually ended up with humans in their current state. If you can't grasp this concept properly you never learned what evolutionary theory really states and how it works.

    4. Humans (see my next comment)

  • became a zygote, grew into a morula, grew into a blastocyst, successfully implanted itself in the lining of a uterus, survived the remainder of gestation, and was either squeezed out of a vagina or removed via cesarean section. And your species also didn't "come from a monkey", but is the result of a population of the common ancestor species of monkeys and apes (which includes humans) producing offspring with mutations that ended up being useful in keeping the offspring (see my next comment)

  • world around them and to feel they have a purpose in life, even if theirs is hard. If such people were to have been raised somewhere with a good standard of living that provided them with good, accurate, detailed scientific education without having religion shoved down their throats, more than likely a much higher percentage of them would be atheist.

    3. Correct, you did not come from a monkey. You as an individual came from the fusion of an egg and sperm cell that (see my next comment)

  • education/literacy (aka NOT the USA, because our culture kinda sucks). Since there are more people in the world living in either undeveloped countries and/or countries that discourage accurate science education and scientific literacy than in developed countries that encourage such things, believing in a god is more popular than atheism because people in undeveloped or restrictive countries feel the need to believe in a god because they have no other way to understand the (see my next comment)

  • Christian, the fact that dominant American culture places little value on scientific education/literacy and idiot parents teach their kids that science is evil (thus discouraging them from paying enough attention to science to realize there probably isn't a god and if there is said god has a much less prevalent role than is usually believed), and many other reasons.

    2. Atheism is actually much more widely believed in countries that place high value on scientific (see my next comment)

  • I'm hoping you're trolling, but just for fun I'm going to answer your questions.

    1. a) America is not the greatest nation on earth. That is an opinion, not fact, and is therefore irrelevant to this topic. b) TECHNICALLY there isn't an official religion in the USA, but if you're asking why there's such a high concentration of Christians in the USA, that is due to many factors such as the fact that most (not all, however) of the first European settlers here were (see my next comment)

  • Look man, you dont need to be a Doctor of a PHD too figure this out. Look at a Chiwawa and a Rotwailer. both dogs, looks and acts different

  • If I had a son and he had son and that son had a son and so forth. Why am I not the son?

    This one is for 300 prayer units! Better start saving. Prayer Units are the only form of currency in heaven.

  • ONE point on your first point. America is not a christian nation. The founding fathers were deists. Originally it was probably a conglomerate of AMERICAN INDIA relgions. They also left england to get away from people like you. Half the crap like 'ONE NATION UNDER GOD' was added to money and anthem 200 years later by fundie tools. Also how are you measuring GREATNESS? There are countries in europe that are kicking our ass in GDP per person, EDUCATION, low murder rate etc.

  • EXCELLENT QUESTIONS BRO!

    I got one regarding the IF WE CAME FROM MONKEYS QUESTION.

    If you came from Europe, Why are there still Europeans living in Europe.

    Before you say something is ridiculous you should try and understand it. Your questions are dumb. You should pull the video now before you come to your senses 3 years later and pull it down.

    Thanks for playin

  • Answering each of your questions as you ask them.

    America is not the greatest nation on earth.

    Why do so many people believe in Islam?

    No, but that your distant ancestors were apes.

    We didn't come from those monkeys. "I don't want anybody to go to hell - unless they're a homosexual"

    awww, i wasted my time answering that stuff and it was probably satire . . .

  • You know when a novel idea is created it doesn't immediately get the support of the majority of people (feel free to look up Kuhn's account of science). It takes time for an idea to popularize and the idea needs to maintain legitimacy and it will gain support over time.

    I think the most ignorant points were:

    1) "I don't want anybody to go to hell - unless they're a homosexual"

    2) "'Cus if we don't get back on track we're gunna be a socialist nightmare just like Europe and Canada"

    Oh "lord" :/

  • hahahah I can't even tell if this is real or not. It seems like a parody of some people but I'm afraid it probably isn't. You see I'm about to get my bachelor's in Aerospace Engineering so I believe math and science is the only thing that is truly productive to humanity since it will explain everything. With factual knowledge you can see with your own eyes why something is true.

    If this is real, I feel sorry for the poor education you've gotten, Mark.

  • wow, you're actually a horrible person, i hope you realise that :\

    (after watching full vid)

  • you look like a monkey alright

  • I want to know what your IQ is, because when you say things like that, you can't be smart.

  • They'll never learn..

  • the popular belief amoung the masses does not dictate what is correct! like war; it decides who is left and not who is correct. atheism i would say is not a thing but the absence of a thing. no we didnt come from monkeys but we are related genetically, as we are of course animals. saying monkeys ar here to day is like saying the english shouldnt exists after goin to america.

    stop acting paranoid we r not TRYING to prove u wrong, its just the evidence does that automatically

  • this is a parody right?

  • If you are sure there is a God, and you know you will be going to hell, and this life is just a preparation. Here is the ultimate challenge, kill yourself. Anyone who really KNOWS that god is real and KNOWS they will get into heaven, and think life doesnt have any value, since its not your only one, and the next one is infinite, this one has no value. IF thats the case, then why not just die??????

  • @gulbirk

    i tried this one on some guy n he answered saying that

    we can just kill our selves (god wont let us) becos we all go when its our time bla bla bla

    lol

  • @117cam LOL just replie by saying """"Well if you go when its your time, what happens to those who actually kill themselfe""" I gues after his standards the only possible answer would be that god intentionally wanted that person to kill himself.

  • @gulbirk

    bit of a cruel god to make him do that wouldnt you say lol

    na this guy was just one of those guys who doesnt listen

    n just blorts out meaningless bible junk. ya cant reason with a guy like that in the end.

  • @117cam You mean everyone of them, LOL. Nah im just kidding. Right now im in one of the dumbest debates ever. The guy practilcy admits that he has NO evidence for God, and he cant prove God. BUT, he still argues that I should be able to disprove god since i call myself atheist. So what he actually is saying is """"I know there is no evidence for God, but you still arent justifided in not believing that he exist.""" LOL.

  • @gulbirk

    ! same here! maybe we're arguing with the same guy lol

  • @117cam Whats his name?

  • @gulbirk

    kaiyno i think it is lol

  • @117cam Oh, its not the same guy. Although in view of opinions they are probably equal. Shock of God has ruined the debates. BEcause of his silly little burdon of proof switch its no longer possible to have a decent debate.

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  • he's joking, you can tell..

  • Humans didnt come from monkeys, we share a common ancestor.

    You could so simply find the answers for this and yet you fail at this.

    And how do you know the bible is the word of god?

  • Well, in order to even state a question, you have to be inquiring information, which according to the dictionary used by both Christians and atheists, concerns a particular fact: America being the greatest country in the world is an opinion: not a fact. Repost when you can tell the difference. :)

  • This guy is just kidding dont worry

  • A majority of Germans fallowed Hitler in WWII, but it didn't make it right. Oh and you didn't come from a monkey? Cause you sure look like one. lol Thats as far as I got with this vid. Atheists telling you what to do... Seriously, go fuck yourself, hows that for telling you what to do. :-)

  • Gee, thanks. You're really helping people of faith like us by making videos like this.

    Just in case you're too stupid to get it, that was sarcasm. 'I don't want anyone to go to hell, unless they're a homosexual.' ?I wish that the Lord would slap some sense into your head.

  • william shut up

  • Q] Why did god create idiots?

    A] So the rest of us have something to laugh at!

  • You're right the majority is always right...GO THE HOLOCAUST!

  • 4) If the British settled in America, why are there still British? See #3.

    5) Why not quote one of the bible verses that says women should be executed for wearing clothes of 2 different materials?

    6) If you don't get rid of stupid beliefs like yours, your country is fucked.

  • Do you really want people to seriously answer the questions? Okay.

    1) USA was not founded as a Christian nation by the Founding Fathers. Many of them were non believers. Go look it up.

    2) Look at countries like Sweden, Denmark, Norway - with very high percentage of athiest population; also shown to be the most happy, content countries to live in, with the best quality of life.

    3) We did not 'come from a monkey'. Monkeys and humans share a common ancestor, many millions of years ago

  • AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY SO CHRISTIANITY IS RIGHT! Last time I checked, Mexico is a fairly christian dominated country. Are you trying to tell me mexico is also one of the best?

  • 0/10

    Also, trolls trolling trolls.

  • hahahaha ah man this guy can not be serious.

  • I respect this mans ability to copy stupid christian arguments and use them to troll idiots.

  • The vuvuzela button works like a charm

  • Modern theories on evolution believe that ourselves and modern apes mutated from the same thing. We did not come from monkeys, monkeys and ourselves came from the same thing.

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  • This video is way better when you put the Vuvuzela option on, it drowns out this man's ignorance in such a beautiful monotone buzzing.

  • @HamuelSanwich what is a vuvuzela option?

  • Here's the kicker. If God knows everything, he knew what a gigantic fucking idiot you'd be.

    He built you in such a way as create laughter wherever you went.

  • MAGNETS: HOW DO THEY WORK?

  • you're, literally retarded.

    literally.

    people like you are why the USA is bad.

  • I have a question for you, Why can't you record somewhere without terrible lighting?

  • I thought this was real at first, and then realized he's being a troll. Good job, Mark. You had me going for a bit. Poe's Law indeed...

  • This is even dumber than the banana video.

  • he's gotta be a troll

  • I can't tell if he's serious or a REALLY good troll

  • In the wise words of Frank Zappa,

    "He made us all to be just like Him... so if we're dumb, then God is dumb, and maybe even a little bit ugly on the side"

  • 1. America being the best country is your opinion, there's other places to live that are just as good..

    2. So the talk on the news about scientists possibly finding the missing link in the evolution tree where marine creatures are in the stages of pre-backbone and backbone means nothing? Science can back up darwinism, they havent found an invisible man in the sky yet.

    3. Your "god" can suck my dick, have fun living a life lead by false beliefs and a money based organization named religion

  • i dont want anyone to go to hell, unless theyre homosexual

    best part

  • half of me wants to think this is satire because nobody can be this stupid but in case its not I have some answers for your questions

    1) not sure why you think America is the greatest but, even if it is, its certainly NOT christian and was not founded on christianity either. The majority of the founding fathers were DEISTS.

    2) Atheism is the only demographic to increase in all fifty states over the past decade and the majority of the smartest people in the world aren't religious

    3) WOW Really?

  • Why do Christians "believe" the point of science is to disprove religion? The point of science is to have a better understanding of our environment so we can better use our environment to suit our needs as a civilization.

  • How is America the greatest country in the world?

  • this guy looks life a trolled crackhead and wat u said is all wrong. y would u waste ur time making this video... they have proof that we evoluted from monkeys and pretty much all of any scientists said we either came from the big bang or from some suer nova... some dude is not gonna sit on a cloud and the cloud is gas by the way and gonna say... poof i see light heres some faggatyass dude named adam and some girl named eve and some nigga is not gonna walk on water because he has the damn powers

  • Successful troll is successful

  • Not sure if troll...

  • This is a joke right?!

  • YOU NEED AN EDUCATION, YOU SHould move to Canada and GET one.

  • @JaimeraiJomaar woot for canadian intelligence XD

  • :D ... This is great!! I couldn't stop laughing for a good while... hahahha....

    This guy is the best "answer" WHY people become Atheists!!

    I think that people like mark3v29 PROVE that evolution is true. And Athiests are the next leval of the human race!

  • America is the greatest country in the world! This is a scientific fact I read it somewhere.

  • Haha.

    I gotta make me one of these videos.

    I could make soooo many stupid arguments.

    "America is a Christian nation."

    "Atheists say we came from monkeys"

    No.  Just no.

    I´m going to bring up biogenesis and bananas in my video, though. Beat that! Ha!

  • You are disgusting.

    You actually want someone to go to hell and burn forever simply because they love someone of the same sex.

    Wow if that is the kind of God and Lord who teaches you love I want NO part of it. You truly make believers look like shit. It's insulting to religious people everywhere and I will try my best not to make you a part of them in my mind.

  • we never evolved FROM monkeys... nor apes

    we share common ancestors... it's proven moron

    your argument is totally fallacious...

    evolution is proven, and as far as any god veils himself from me, i'll be called a nihilist or a nonbeleiver... and that's just fine

    ill make the most of today, and the life actually promised to me, and fortunately, you wont be able to regret not doing so, bc you wont be able to regret once you're dead

  • you are the dumbest mother fucker i have ever seen

  • It's so cute when the retarded learn how to use YouTube.

  • I have a question for you, you theist in the video:

    Why don't you have an education?

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  • excellent satire sir

  • From one Theist to another, You are a complete F'in Moron, you said so many things in this video that are factually wrong i don't even know where to start. I know Put down the Dominion Theology textbooks they gave you in home school and get a real eduction. one supported by evidence and not supported by bias

  • I got a question for you: why is your video so quiet?

  • Monkeys still exist because they still occupt a valid ecological niche. Humans just gradually evolved a reproductive isolation from chimps on account of adaptive radiation.

    Scala Naturae argument (see below--it used to have angels and god on it, so how can the early versions have been wrong huh?)

    Humans -> Monkeys

    and while this was happening

    Primate progenitors -> Monkeys

    since the scala implies that all animals are evolving more complexity at the same time, some just lag behind others

  • Interesting fact follow-up about scala naturae: It used to have angels and god on it, but later versions removed that on account of angels and god being fictional

  • I call Poe's Law

    1)If Benjamen Franklin or Thomas Jefferson heard you say "Christian Nation" they would smack you upside the head

    2)Atheism is growing in America Christianity is declining(Pew Research)

    3)Lament about your monkey ancestors all you want. It will do nothing to change them.

    4)Scientists look for the truth. Not what they want to believe is the truth. That sounds like a pretty open "heart"

    5)The best way to brainwash a follower is to make them feel superior to the "fools"

    Keep trying

  • this video has made me convert to christianity. Oh, actually, no it fucking hasnt.

  • What makes America great (what makes you think it's the greatest?), is the technological advancements developed using science.

    Where in the bible did it say how to make that nifty webcam of yours there chucky? America has what it does in-spite of people like you, not because of them.

  • especially by advances in warfare. :D

  • Your stupid.

  • this is hilarious!

  • Um OK

    1. America is called a christian nation because the majority of US citizens are christian.

    2. Thats barley a rational question. The god debate is subjective. The majority is not always correct.

    3. Humans are still monkeys. Monkey is an elementary term for primate which is the type of animal humans are.

    You are one of the most ignorant, closed minded individuals I have ever had the displeasure of watching on YouTube. I at least hope you are aware of how intellectually bankrupt you are.

  • is this satire?

  • He can't be serious........ can he?

  • Troll.

  • Satire or not, this guy is a fucking idiot.

  • Dude not only are you a fucking idiot you're also an asshole. Monkeys aren't proud of you being one of their descendants. Go find a nice quiet corner where you can sit quietly and wait a few million years till you evolve.

  • Yeah, I really hope this was a satire. I can't possibly respond to your statement about homosexuals going to hell if you actually meant it.

  • If this is satire, it's poorly done. If it's serious, this man needs help of the kind only modern science and medicine can provide. I want to pity you, mark3v29, but with that username, well, all I can say is "Fuck the Holy Spirit and or Holy Ghost."

  • This is either satire or evidence that religion makes a person retarded.

  • Oh, I didn't watch this through to the end. Yeah, this is blatant satire.

  • Brilliant satire! Right?  Right?? RIGHT??? D':

  • This is satire right?

    PLEASE? YES?

    Otherwise there's a whole load of foolish going on.

  • I really hope this is satire

  • ...I honestly and genuinely can't tell if this guy is joking.

  • Hey! who said america was "the greatest country in the world?"

  • Some idiot who doesn't know anything about politics.

  • damn straight!

  • Do you really think that any scientist or doctor, who is not paid to say so, believes in a god?

    Yeah, they're being politically correct (in the U.S atleast), unless they're paid. You are one big retarded baby.

  • If christian's are right, how come you look so much like a monkey?

  • If you go to college or school with this kid please watch him like a hawk. He seems to have a few screws loose.

  • Please make more videos like this, you are doing God's work.

  • You are a monkey, kiddo.

    If Americans came from Europe, why are there still Europeans?

    This doesn't take science, just a clue. Though you deserve some merit, being able to condense that much stupid into so short a time frame is a feat all on its own. I doubt that Landover Baptist could do a better job.

  • What a dillhole

  • 2:01

    So much for Love Thy Neighbour, eh?

  • Goddamn, shave your face and pluck your eyebrows.

  • You should write your thoughts down before doing something like this again.

  • "Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advanced an inch towards uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites. To support roguery and error all over the earth."

    -Thomas Jefferson, founding father of your "Christian Nation"

    And we share ancestors with apes, they just evolved into different organisms, dipshit.

  • You are quite possibly the stupidest individual on the internet, and you are just hey flaunting your idiocy on youtube.

    Who the hell said we came from a monkey, by saying something so incredibly stupid you have proven, that you do not even understand what you are arguing about.

    You aint know nothin with yer Readin, and yer PHD's and yer Doctoral THEEESEESESSSs.. Come on yall, come with chriiist.

  • I bet he's listening to the best music in the world in those headphones

    Also, I'm a monkey

  • You sound like you came from a monkey.

  • No just god would've allowed that hairdo

  • 1) America isn't the greatest country in the world.

    2) So what you're saying is that we obviously don't come from monkeys, but from an invisible man?

    3) The majority is always right? Well, Muslims are actually more numerous than Christians in the world, so I guess you'll have to change your religious beliefs now.

    4) There actually is an explanation why monkeys are still around.

    5) You gave zero proof for anything in your video. Except proof for the fact that you're an idiot.

  • @Tensindo

    America is the greatest country in the world otherwise everything else you state is correct.

  • @Tensindo

    lmao @ the idea of America not being the greatest country in the world

    that's like saying the British Empire wasn't the greatest country in the world at the time or that the Roman Empire wasn't the greatest country in the world at the time

  • @Jeepachu The USA may very well still be the greatest country for now, but most experts actually agree that it is rapidly becoming less and less relevant due to the economic growth of countries like China. It also depends on what your definition of 'the greatest country' is. Being a Belgian myself, the fact that the 'greatest country in the world' doesn't have universal health care is simply mind boggling. Not that I'm saying that Belgium is clearly superior or anything, but you get the point.

  • @Tensindo Thank you, now i don't need to watch this video...

  • your either joking, or your truely insane, who can in on breath claim that atheists are simply hard hearted and in the next condemn an entire swath of the human population to eternal torment for the simple property of who they have a sexual attraction for?

  • There is no god. Deal with it.

  • Please be a troll if you aren't yet.

  • America is not a Christian nation. Unless you mean that the majority of the population is Christian, then sure. I guess America is a female nation too. And a white nation.

  • Keep preachin' the truth, brotha.

  • This must be a joke video.

    It has to be.

    Please?

  • not sure if this guy is really stupid or really funny

  • lmao

  • No, RedAnkhOfSet, you're a fucking retard.

  • Your a fucking retard.

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