im a girl and i admit male comedians are alot better in general.
but some of these female comedians ARE actually funny and plus, theyre not famous professionals (yet?). atleast give them the credit for getting up there with that courage :)
I'm fiercely heterosexual and I use a straw. When you're at some random bar, and you have no clue what they're standards of cleanliness are, its much more hygienic to use a straw than put you're mouth to a possible unclean glass.
At about a min and 54 seconds into it, she sounds like she says "a lot of the rippers have bruises" instead of strippers have bruises. can you say choke artist
i like drinking beer w/ a straw, especially if it's in a 7/11 cup on the frwy, nd i like tropical girly drinks at the river... lemme know if you need any help w/ having that kid... hehehe :P
Yes, she's very sexy. But for me, there is never going to be anyone better than Lynne Koplitz! She is much hotter, AND she is REALLY funny. I have seen her ComedyNetwork show, AND I have seen her live twice(all 3 shows had like 95% different material). You can see photos of her on her MySpace page and elsewhere, but they dont do her justice. She was way hotter in person! ;-p
hahaha
"here honey i got you a drink"
"wha- i'm not gay!!"
NymphadoraBeeWolf 1 month ago
much better when muted
kjm0227 2 months ago
you can only save for some long needs to be bonded
lunaticial 4 months ago
very funny and smoking hot
advancedser 4 months ago
i just down at my bracelet
what would Demie more Do
so funny
jadou88 6 months ago
....bad comedy. I usually find it hard to laugh at chicks. Unless I feel sorry for them.
IsolationInstigation 7 months ago
1:43 the whole every woman presured for a child thing so true and that's what makes if funny
blackandwhiteangel13 9 months ago
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
whohwa 1 year ago
Well I'd certainly hit it.
AgentFour 1 year ago
she needs a bra!!!!!!!! ewwwwwwwww!
CuTePuRPlePRiiNCeSS 1 year ago
@CuTePuRPlePRiiNCeSS You think its gross just because you can see nipples? Wow.
Vadcov 1 year ago
im a girl and i admit male comedians are alot better in general.
but some of these female comedians ARE actually funny and plus, theyre not famous professionals (yet?). atleast give them the credit for getting up there with that courage :)
JigarTala92 1 year ago
I'm a Dude and I'm Fine with Straws.
AmericaJustin 1 year ago
@AmericaJustin I never have a problem with straw... I will not drink from a used glass... but no need straw to drink form a bottle...
powlaaku 1 year ago
hey look its a Maria Bamford character come to life! wow you suck herpes chest
PsychicStoner 1 year ago
Was she using him as a loofah?
Laffingstock1 1 year ago
I'm fiercely heterosexual and I use a straw. When you're at some random bar, and you have no clue what they're standards of cleanliness are, its much more hygienic to use a straw than put you're mouth to a possible unclean glass.
sohamthe2nd 1 year ago 4
At about a min and 54 seconds into it, she sounds like she says "a lot of the rippers have bruises" instead of strippers have bruises. can you say choke artist
tylerjorgie 1 year ago
y is her chest soo red and shiny
ddbd 1 year ago
Female suck at standup... fucking terrible
BrandonTheRemix 1 year ago
@BrandonTheRemix so true!
edrianquintos 1 year ago
Great! "Have a kid or date one" :D
reggaetondevil 2 years ago
straws are unnessary and slow down the cunsumption of alcohol the evil things!!
iamcondescending 2 years ago
@iamcondescending Actually, straws allow you to consume liquid faster.
cquintan 1 year ago
I use straws. most guys use straws
CreepNarrator 2 years ago
i like drinking beer w/ a straw, especially if it's in a 7/11 cup on the frwy, nd i like tropical girly drinks at the river... lemme know if you need any help w/ having that kid... hehehe :P
ncwdane 2 years ago
lol my boyfriend like pina colodas with pretty pink straws
KittyKatLuvr 2 years ago
is that a tit job? or are they real?
zigzagbigbag 2 years ago
They're fake. She says so on her new show.
5ive6ix7even8ight 2 years ago
She thought Pokemon was a Jamaican porn star HAHAHAHAHA that's so funny. I need to see more of her man, she's great!
5 Stars!
kojiroBADNESS 2 years ago 7
She is so unfunny. No wonder she's gone nowhere.
Librarygurl 2 years ago
she looks like posh spice lol
Enveejay 3 years ago 10
lol why is she so red and shiny?
SugareeDead 3 years ago 52
@SugareeDead shes a malibu barbie
MIXEDNA 8 months ago
The straw thing is kind of true jaja.
cristoball11 3 years ago 31
Hahaha
SarahxJane 3 years ago 2
omg lmao
iwannaMove2LA 3 years ago 2
yeah, i can tell that you abuse money- look at all the fake tanner you bought!
sarahewright9 3 years ago 4
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hollywannabes 3 years ago
or an oompa loompa.
hankivey34 3 years ago
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hollywannabes 3 years ago
Not funny at all, but on the up side she does look hungry. Eat something lady.
hankivey34 3 years ago
and she should lay off the fake tan. She looks like an advertisment for Sunkiss.
TsarObezyanka 3 years ago
i was going to say both those things...now i don't have too.she looks burnt.
emmamartini 3 years ago
the white clothes only makes it worse
Tabula0Rasa0 3 years ago
shes sexy
imit 3 years ago
Yes, she's very sexy. But for me, there is never going to be anyone better than Lynne Koplitz! She is much hotter, AND she is REALLY funny. I have seen her ComedyNetwork show, AND I have seen her live twice(all 3 shows had like 95% different material). You can see photos of her on her MySpace page and elsewhere, but they dont do her justice. She was way hotter in person! ;-p
SirReptitious 3 years ago