Counterproductive Dogs!

[salinas9000]

Everything Annoys u!

[Jordanx67]

Penis!

[sarahANDkiana1]

My dog sneakers saw cows out the window and we were going over 60 mph and she jumps out the moving car and rolls across the street ... She also shit herself lol! But she was fine :) ur so hot btw!

[hunter3824]

MURPHY!

[hunter3824]

1:48 he looks so happy

[jupiterpopcicle]

MURPHY! i love you and your dogs so much!

[lastsparjums112]

murph is adorable and fat xD

[syphoidi]

MURPHY!

[VENOM10299]

this dog technique isn't to dry, it's to get it's scent back

[yupyup181818]

I had to give my dog away....but before I did,I remember when he was a wee wee lil' lad,I'd just give em a bath,so I'd take em out to play,and he'd pewp on the ground then walked backwards into it,he did it everyday it never failed,so when he poops,I had to move em forward so he doesn't step back...I loved that dog...had em since he was a pup...Christ I'm sad now...

[kamcd711]

My dog does that too, mostly with the couch. Or the dirt. Counterproductive. She does use the carpet, too, and accepts help, though, lol.

[RandomGrl1220]

My dog will sniff the crotch of WHOEVER enters the house.

[impression98]

Murphy!

[MeglynLuvsYa1]

MURPHY! My dog mac always sits by the door and whenever the sun comes out he moves his head around and around

[tessamarque1993]

Also he manages to squeeze his fat self under the fence in my back yard, he did that and followed me and my boyfriend into the woods behind my house. And walked in smelly swamp water, I had to give him a bath.

[tessamarque1993]

My beagle buzz will go outside and role in dirt right after a bath, which is annoying cause then I have to bathe him all over again.

[XxXxpeanutlover]

my dog does the same thing it is o highlarious

[97Scarygirl]

MURPHY

[DaisytheMonster]

in the crotch....................

[KillerKittyN]

so u want me to leave a comment in ur crotch?? um okayy then lol =3

[l0serpants]

my dog one needed help getting on my bed but simply refused to get on the stairs i spent 20 bucks on 

[SierraClevenger]

Were you going to say in the crouch like Shane Dawson? Lmao. :)

[warriorreader]

My dog does the same thing! It's so annoying and I have to keep her wrapped in a towel so she won't rub her face all over the carpet

[Stargirl2295]

My fat beagle does the same thing. Rubs his face all over the carpet and towels. I love how you said "that's not food fatty!" I call my dog fat all the time and he just looks sadly at me.

[Abbsicle1]

"MURPHY. MURPHY. YOU'RE BEING SO COUNTERPRODUCTIVE RIGHT NOW."

[sexynat1313]

yo ur dog needs some help but i love murphy duces im out!!!!

[27supercaro]

haha aaaawww

its so adorable

[IceSpiritWolf]

My dog benny does that too^^ XD exept in grass, then after hes done, he'll sit there with his legs behind him..... it's weird

[hoyteetoyteetoy]

your dog is so effin cute :3 omg i want to call my dog murphy!

[jnl690]

one of my two cats, just has to lay on my head when i lay down to go to sleep. But before she actually lays down, she has to trample around in a circle, squat and groom herself and another circle dance. theeeen she finally lays down.

[benjaminchaffins]

hi murphy

[Evi20217666]

Murphey.

Your dog does it on purpose because it knows that it annoys you.

[Oleppok]

Awww wittle fatty! (that's an oxymoron...)

[iluvryan1000]

My dog does that it sux though but if i dnt let her she runs in the house and slips on the floor

[PockyFlavoredClouds]

Its more bear than dog :)

[izurukirahahaha]

MURPHY!

[Animalwuver1998]

my cat moos..... xP

[Brianuhn]

LikeLolMURPHY.

[CaselleJeanne]

oh damn, murph's a faaaaatty! my dog does the same thing after her bath and i swear, shes got a chioice of like 4 carpets but she'll go to the most dirty one to dry off every time S:

[donniejackson32]

murphy!!!!!!!

[JoJoTVJuhannah3D]

Murrrrrrrrphy!

[BubblePopperz]

murphy!!!

[Therealcutiy56]

Lol. How cute :D

[sinshiro]

Hey Murphy I voted your masters video down for spamming me! sorry bro~

[softulis]

omg this dog is crazy

[lovelyfailure]

Murphy

[mikeyjd257]

murphy

[invictusheart92]

Idk who's cuter, your dog for doing that, or you for videotaping it and being adorable.

[remedyx36]

murphy!

[Tegan136]

MURPHY lol my beagle does the exact thing murphy does lol :)

[MrDandMrsD]

lol...after i gave my dog a bath he rolled in the dirty and mud....i was so pissed that i had to give him another bath

[MatthewDeMarco]

man ur dog is AWESOME!!!

[ROSIExxxFTRS]

MURPHY

I have a dog that if you look at him and say "run", he'll run around inside the house for like, half an hour.

[Kkyyrruu]

Actually my beagle is WAY fatter....

AND OMG my beagle does the same thing!!!!

And he's always stealing out towels and blankets

[MsVietBear]

MURPHY!

[sassykgirl42]

my cat was just playing with a sandle then my bro put his foot under it to make it move and when he moves his foot my cat jumped like 5 feet in the air and ran away. haha

[campuppy99]

omg!! thats sooo cute!!!

[shorti320]

aweee hes cutee!

[mrhairydaughter]

i though u used a rebel t1i not a flip

it looks like your using a flip in the shadow at 0:34

[eryd14]

lolz

[troutshooter]

my fucking gf always comes to me asking me to calm her down when her family are pricks to her and then when i try to give her advice or let her know i care about her and that it'll be ok, she always tells me she'll take care of it, and the next day, she's fucking crying!

[snickerscandy876]

I don't know what's funnier, that you have a fat dog, or that you have bakugan and pixos.

[SoTooCoolForShoes]

MURPHY!!! :) <3

[freeb00ze]

that was really cute. my ferrets used to steal my wallet out of my purse and hide it under my bed.

One of them stole a tampon and ran out of my room with it.

And another one just used to stare off into space and then plop on the ground.. he also barked like a puppy too..

Ferrets are just funny all the time =P

[TayBay016]

pause at 1:47.

[greenygal5]

my guinea pigs are soo cute when they squeak <) ( i have 2 piggys )

[lollipoplemonade]

MURPHY! .... IS ADORABLE! <3 :D

[FeldbergThePlayer]

Yeah, my cat meows 24/7 like a bitch.....I spray him, he whines about that too!

[bakuganvslegopeople]

murphy!!!!!

[Welcome2Da77]

MURPHY!

[waxingpenguin]

I think that's the most I've seen Murphy move haha. I have a mini dachsund and after I give him a bath he runs around the house and rolls on the floor for awhile....which means he gets covered in lint...

[harrisonclewes]

your dog is so awesome, mine just shakes the water off

[sharppaw22]

murphy!! :) But I have a beagle/ bassett mix and when he has an itch on his back and is like rolling on the floor making weird noises. O_O creeper dog.....

[cat0002]

My dog does like this weird yoga stuff.....

[kailehh]

MURPHY!

[candygirlsweets]

omg the dog is so cute

[Firesparkler227]

Huh.. You remind me of Jordan in Comicfire7.. Cutie

[starcup37]

MURPHY!

[xxlilm44007xx]

awwwwwww i like murphy :D

[nicolateification39]

I have, a pomeranian. It is crazy, and he likes to growl at you, when he is laying beside you, when you trying to sleep, and I man everyone moves in their sleep. So, yeah. you wouldjust, have to see it....

[devils74]

My dog farts when he has cheese

[Fashionkween97]

Sometimes my cat cleans his butt with his leg over his head and forgets to put it down so he'll be sittin there with his leg in da air

[jannukiisu]

When I sometimes disturb my cat when his cleaning himself, then he forgots what he was doing, and makes really stupid face, or sometimes his tounge is hanging from his mouth :D

[larissa7521]

Lol! This was funny, and so true.

[BellaPonyRocks]

"That's not food fatty!" It's true that dog needs to be on the biggest loser

[TAPsgirl01]

your beagle is sooo adroable and fat :D

[FishXHeadXSpeck]

we have a siberian huskey that perfers to sleep on her back ^^

we have a 3 month old german shepard puppy that doesnt really like to bark, and he LLLOOOOVVVEESSSSS water, we have to constantly fill the water bowl or else he will go swimming in it, krysta(sibe) HATES water

[abiteoe]

lol my dog did almost the same thing. hes a golden retirever/border collie and i gave him a bath and brushed his fur. took about a half hour and made him all pretty. and what does he do?? decides to roll around in the mud!!! *sigh* so frustrating lol

[14lovelife]

My dog will howl wiht our noon alert bell, he's a choclate lab so it dosen't even make sense (must be the wolf in him)

[MrsEnglishClass]

I'm a dog person as apposed to a cat person and DOG people own

[spongeybob567]

FIFA Stands for ................ Fuck it for all

[pandagirl98520]

was that a beagle? lol cute vids :) and u have a crazy dog :P I'm going to try that with my cocker spaniel and my dogs do crazy things....and some rn't appropriate for YouTube

[liljacket11]

MURPHY!

[plurple900]

First off...your dog is adorable. lol

Second....my dog Woo's I might post a vid on here of her doing it if she gets real excited lol but she also kinda does the butt in air thing haha :)

[meowRwar]

that is such a cute fat puppy dawg! <3

[crsbrwnlvr]

MY DOG GOES BALLISTIC AFTER A BATH i let her outside after a bath to use the bathroom (cause warm water makes you pee) and she runs like sonic the hedgehog she goes in circles around the backyard and its hilarious

[kawaii261]

soo if i have 9 dogs in my house some of them make funny thing like my charpai likes to smoke xD and my chihuahua when you make a sound of a gun she inmediatly do llike she is dead xP ohh and also I have a girl boxer and a boy dachshund and the too of them mix up and make a muation cutie, funny, and weird dog you have ever seen!!

[lafa34876]

Cute dog :P

[LaTripleLs]

my dog does that

[aivzdog]

Very cute. My dogs rub around after getting washed too.

[tigerchicka5050]

MURPHY. Saw it, haha. My dog has a tendency to dissapear, like right now. Damn it, now I have to find him.

[mgptrinkrhcp]

haha my dog has a tendency to sit on boobs

[xxRissyRawrxx]

whoa that dog is fat!

[iiJessie]

Aw! I have a cockapoo and she uses my bed to get dried off! So I have to clean my sheets alot. :) and my fav part is when you said "it looks like you got gas!" hahahahahahaha!

[RawrNaruto]

Lmao. Your dog is SO cute <3

[ShelbyXADHD]

hahaha(: my dog does the same thing and shes a golden/lab. but she only does it when someones watching lol same with eating.. if shes eating and i leave the room she'll bring her food out by me and eat it xD ~check out my channel(:

[posie749]

my dog is the same way! he has to dry himself off or he gets mad.

[EmoAngel0140]

awww ur beagle is sooo cute i have a beagle too her name is sadie :)

[AliceGrier]

MURPHY!

[Ashleyiscrazyy]

Murphy is probably the cutest dog i've ever seen :D hehe my cat likes to try and catch flies. when she does catch them...she etas them X[ which is why i dont let her lick me...

[misshall1000]

haha, that is a fat beagle. but uhmmm. yea well this may sounds gross, wrong, disgusting or just plain out wierd. but my dog......humps my elbow. and she does it all the time! and everytime she does this, we want to record it haha. and WE DID! haha :P its the first video that pops up when you click on my channel :P like i said, it may sound wrong, but its freaggin hilarious!!! hahaha

[LetsAllBeRandom911]

Aaaaaw ur beagle is so cute... How doesnt he run away?!?! my beagle will run away if i let her off leash.... When we get food out like bacon she will twirl in the air because she wont roll over unless shes on carpet... beagles rock!

[thechubbyzebra]

lol funny stuff

[MitchEwingtv]

murphy

[smashleeK1]

omg how cute!

[MyNevaeh]

my dog sleeps with his tongue out and a few times my other dog was asleep and falling off the couch and when he hit the floor he continued to sleep lol

[aprill899712]

My dog tries to eat flys so out of no were you'll here a *snap* lol

[biebersrichchicz]

haha aww ur dogs cute

[emmyspemmy17]

my cat farted last night

and it wasnt a toot

it was a fart

hes also as fat as garfield

and he farts loud

[emmyspemmy17]

MURPHY NO MURPHY!!!

thats not food fatty!

[yourmycuppycake87]

My dog fights with the air!

[Frida708]

Aww, but lol.

[MeJason4Ever]

holy crap thats scary, my best friends dog is a begal named murphy

[sexybananaboo]

my cat used to drink out of the toilet.

[Mat5rice]

MURPHY!!! He's so cute :)

[rickyXspinnerX]

HES SOOO FREAKIN' FAAAAT haha how adorable

[TooTriggerHappi]

thats is probably the FATTEST beagle i have EVER seen,lol

[Lavendertail17]

@TooTriggerHappi omg my cousins beagle is like twice tht size

[belgie1964]

@TooTriggerHappi

i saw fatter!

[friesmaker]

I have this schnauzer that wehen you let her out side she goes to the bushes holds on to a branch and stands up for like a hour!

[kathyb131]

MURPHY

my dog Ruby is a brittany, and she runs around in cirlces really really fast sometimes wen she is outside.but wen shesinside she do it in our living room and go crazy its hilarious hahah

[edwardluver570]

your dog is so cute

[picklebeanz]

MURPHY

your hairs gettin LONG.

[BionicUnicorn77]

MURPHY i have 5 dogs and theyre all reallllllllllllllly strange like my brittany spaniel will sit next to u and then if u pet her and stop petting her she will punch u in the face litterally. and my jack russel will play with anyball he plays with basketballs soccer balls tennis balls and most of the things he plays with he pops em or just totally rips them to pieces and my other jack russel gets so freaked out by lightning. she will hide in a closet and just pant for like 9 hours.

[maddyp52095]

MURPHY!

Haha when my American Bulldog was a puppy and he got excited he would make this weird growling noise that made him sound like Chubacca. We actually almost named him that, but we ended up with Brewsky, lol.

Murphy's adorable!

[NicholasKreuz]

MURPHY! (is so cute it's criminal!) <3

[00WinterGirl]

My dog rolls in the dirt when it's hot then goes in the water then dirt to dry off it just makes him a hot muddy mess

[ilselpz]

Ha im so subscribing!

[TheTwilightluver25]

MURPHY!!! and ive got a beagle too looks just like murphy sooo adorable

[Cucumber909]

MURPHY!

[Atselmya]

This guy is a fagot

LET US SEE MORE OF THE FUCKING DOG!

[gojacketa26]

@Atselmya If your going to insult someone, at least have the decency to spell it right.

[maxboy1athotmailcom]

y do u have backugan

[TheMonkeydude22]

My dog growls whenever I pet it and my giant boxer curled up like a cat

[goodiegoodie94]

ii wish i still had a dog my mom gave him away when she bit our neighbor........

[flowerchild528]

cutee!!!! :] he's so pudgy! i love beagles!!

[Thisismyusername227]

Murphy is awesome.

[tash0says0meow]

i love MURPHY!!

[Nightchild001]

My dog does the same thing! he perfers to dry himself i agree wtih XD

[corcey7]

That's so cute! I love dogs!

[LifeSize2100]

i dog snores when ever i pet her or even touch her

[forggreen]

while my dog is assleep he will roll over on his back and lift his legs up its so funny then he starts twiching at if he having a bad dream

[Gaara1820]

my dog will bark in her sleep, move her feet while she sleeps, and if im laying my head down, comes over to me and trys to sit on my head. she is very counterproductive to my sleep -.-

[alethesoljer]

lol carpet equals towel? :D!? pet agneibgnksweu pet do anything xDDD funny? rofl

[ZybakTV]

Murphy is a boss

[capnfrog]

i have that shirt

[SuperLBSS]

I have a pug named cookie. She is really fat so whenever she tries to like her ass she can't reach it so she turns and starts chasing it. Then she will get tired and fall over. She doesn't even take a step she just falls.

[GeneralG1810]

MMMmmmm wet dog smell

[FanOfFender095]

Thanks for sending me your video. I'm gonna subscribe to you

[falloutboyluver92]

Bakugan??

[Blooparz]

MURPHY!

haha I saw the note in the corner.

[VampireChick1231]

my dog is so awesome she bit my hand so hard i had to get stiches. -sarcastic smile-

[SmileyMileyGirl100]

ahhh murphey sooooooo cute!!!:D:D:D

[bubbierfs]

My rottweiler likes to peel grapes, and then throw them around the house but not actually eat them :/ she is a funny thing :)

[biancaerinshow]

awww you have an adorable beagle !!

i have a jack russel Terrier named oliver, he's 3 and he his favorite toy is his tennis ball, he loves to put it on the ground then roll over on his back, and roll on the ball, like to scratch his back, then he'll get up and bark at the ball then chase it down the hall, continuing to bark at it ^__^

its not as funny explaining it as it would be to just see a video of it, so i guess i'll film it and post it as a video response ( :

--Bianca

[fishergirl103]

@biancaerinshow your dog sounds really cute .

[biancaerinshow]

@fishergirl103 thank you : )

[pengwen333]

MURPHY!

win.

[kittycouture5321]

You and your dog.. Are cute.

[awesomeness413]

that dog has a penis.... o.o

[iloveallstarweekend9]

Ur Dog is so cute