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  • hahaha these videos are quality mate, fuck these dicks givin u a hard time. Complex in its simplicity. even the really really dumb fucks questioned this and just brought their stupidity to the fore by trying to explain how this isnt possible. hahaha keep up the good work, hilarious stuff

  • i appreciate the fuck out of all forms of martial arts, and won't degrade myself to the level of hating a style because of political favoritism for MMA fighters-

    but anyone who who follows MMa and doesn't see the humor in this is a stick in the mud.

    this shit made me laugh hard

  • The little classical music flourish set to the"Wait, frustrate, run, win" thing is hilarious

  • Stupid translacion.... this is Lyoto's brother and he talk about all Machida's life,about his father,mother,relationship between his family and when he was a kid and teeneger.

    Why change translation???

    envy

    jealousy

  • LOL, Retard

  • He is not talking about that hahaha.

  • false lie!!!! lyoto is the champion!!!

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  • I study Shotokan and respect the way he uses it in his fights. BUT!!! That is still funny.

  • I'm a huge Lyoto fan and this is funny regardless! However, I don't see how Lyoto used points against Thiago Silva or Rashad Evans. He made Evans' eyes roll back, for crying out loud!

  • Lyoto is getting sicker by the fight. I think he should be able to finish all of his fights from this point on.

  • I understand portuguese and yeah it's fake

    he's actually talking about his family

    still funny though xD

  • i bet who ever made this clip has an instructor, and i also bet that lyoto machida would beat their instructor in a no rules fight

  • stop bitching and take it for what it is,  funny!

  • its actually quite funny

  • The translation is totally fake!

  • You think so?!! No way!! It can't be!! It can't be!!! Please!! Check your sources!!

  • I am brasilian and this translation is a complete fake! Chinzo fala sobre a familia e como seu irmão começou a lutar. Nao tem nada a ver com o que está nos subtites.

  • How old is this guy Geijitsu101??? Only a 11 years old DORK will waste his time with this $hit. Lyoto is nr. 2 P4P fighter. Why don´t u try to pick up some chicks? Oh, sorry, I forgot you are a 11 years old NERD.. maybe u should just pick the ice cream money your mum gave u and buy some playboy mags.

  • Master! You are overlooking one of the foremost practitioners of the sacred art of Geijitsu. I don't blame you because this Geijitsu master doesn't do MMA, nor is he part Jap. He does boxing and is black, and his name is Geiweather-senshuu.

    He has successfully applied the Geijitsu techniques in the boxing ring, that's why it's no surprise he has held several world titles, and remains the undefeated champ to this day!

  • lol, that was hilarious.

  • omg this is is hilarious

  • HAHAAA!! Look everbody, this lifless faggot has dedicated his entire account to hating an undefeated fighter!! What a fag! He's got a ton of videos and obviously no life or fighting talent!! Are you suprised everybody!! Geijitsu101 is such a talentless fag his name should be Faggy Fag McDousheBag!! I bet Geijitsu101s real name is Thiago Silva. Is it you, or just another piece of shit kid who knows he's got nothing to live for hating on champions people actually care about!

  • Why would I hate the greatest MMA fighter in the history of sport fighting? The art of geijitsu goes above many people's heads because of the complexity in its simplicity.

  • HA HAAAA!!!!!

  • u should do one for the ortiz fight

  • im sorry but there is no such thing as complexity in simplicity. if something is simple by definition it is not complex. There can be simple things inside of a complex thing, but not the other way around. By being complex it negates the afore mentioned simplicity. but lyoto is still gonna bitch slap evans back to africa.

  • e = mc² is simple, but complex. The concept is simple, yet the understanding of each variable and how the interact and the origins of why they interact as they do is complex just as SVFA is simple yet complex. It's simple in concept, yet not everyone in the UFC can do it like Master Machida can. Complexity and simplicity do not negate but rather survive and function like a yin and yang symbol. This is what Master Machida teaches.

  • you are just simply trying to make yourself sound more philosophical and intelligent than you are. I'm not calling you or the machida style stupid, in fact I find machida's fighting style to be just the opposite, but I'm afraid you are wrong. I get what you are saying, but your method of presentation is a little messed up. e = mc² is not simple at all. i guarantee you 95% of the people who have ever heard of it could tell you what it means. It may look simple but its complexity is baffling.

  • @geijitsu101

    so you are saying that Lyoto Machida is a ball breaker? nice try...

  • dude he actually is a great fun of machida and his jokin around. Machida's techniques are amazing and looking undefeatable right now.

  • "he actually is great fun of machida"....dude what the hell does that even mean?

  • Lol I meant fan sorry

  • @phillydecapitator

    Yeah you are right, he try to make Lyoto looks bad

  • as usual...cowards....Lyoto put BJJ fighters on teh corner..then its normal people are very upset with that.

    Karate does not work??

    Karate number one fight

  • Well this would be a great argument if it wasnt for the fact Lyoto does BJJ. I guess you dont watch many of his fights, cause he finished Sokoudjou with a head and arm triangle, which if you knew anything, you would know is a BJJ technique. Looks like karate wasnt good enough for that one now was it? Have a good day karate boy.

  • You are right, Cyrus. How could our Grandmaster of geijitsu create the lay and gei unless he knew bjj? tokaidosan, Lyoto does not only study karate; he created geijitsu: the ultimate system in combat sport survival and rule understanding. You must know all arts and no arts to be a geijitsu practitioner.

  • AHAHAH Good call man.

  • why dont you say that to shinzo'a face, see what happens

  • Machida is a badass and is gonna have that strap soon enough. This video was still funny though.

    "taking a point beating"

    too good

  • hahaha

  • LOL Im a Lyoto fan and I love this video cause it shows how dumb Lyoto haters are and more importantly, it's funny!

  • LOL

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