WHY? (Well because somethings are and somethings are not) WHY? ( Well beause things that are not cant be) WHY? ( because nothing wouldnt be! you cant have fucking nothing isnt! everything is!) WHY? (cause if nothing wasnt there would be fucking all kinds of shit that we dont like! 'like' giant ants with top hats dancing around theres no room for all that shit!) WHY? (oh fuck you eat your french fries) LMFAO original
"Some things are and some things are not... Why? Cauz things that are not can't be! Why? Cauz then nothing wouldn't be, you can't have fucking nothing isn't and everything is. Why? Cauz if nothing wasn't, there would be all kinds of shit we don't like, like giant ants with top hats dancing around. There's no room for that shit!" :D
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renragkrik 2 weeks ago
MusicFatality 2 months ago
Wonder how the 6 yr old feels now, he has some explaining to do
Dersabom 4 months ago
@Dersabom
She probably feels like a Rich Girl.
DeanMartin1231 1 month ago
I'll FUCK you, you little shit! Eat your fucking french-fries! LMAO
juggernaut898 4 months ago
@juggernaut898 Oh wait that was in the other one
juggernaut898 4 months ago
Lol, that I could crush him bit is so funny.
heatbucspies55 5 months ago
WOW, Why "the early version" is very different than "later", but still very funny!
simonjeste 5 months ago
Hey that was jon cho being interviewed
MrJNGuyXD 6 months ago
"Some things are and some things are not... Why? Cauz things that are not can't be! Why? Cauz then nothing wouldn't be, you can't have fucking nothing isn't and everything is. Why? Cauz if nothing wasn't, there would be all kinds of shit we don't like, like giant ants with top hats dancing around. There's no room for that shit!" :D
Garflesnarks 8 months ago 8
@Garflesnarks Why?
Jnmcda0 7 months ago
Who's the other guest on this show?
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bolgendolki 1 year ago
Because something has to isn't!
Jharryia 1 year ago 3
Fuck he is comedy GOLD
paulie1000000 1 year ago
omegle chick?
zedio369 1 year ago
his interview is still based on his stand up act
binot 1 year ago
because things that are can't be!
pdaniels9000 1 year ago
indeed...a fuckin beast! he just destroys!
jamestowlson 1 year ago
the sun is actually closer to the earth in winter time....
masterbasser24 1 year ago
For the record your actually right. I dunno why you get the thumbs down its not like you said louis is a bad comedian.
Dontcare00001 1 year ago
@masterbasser24 in the northern hemisphere, yes.
school90 1 year ago
Louis CK is a BEAST
evilhamster3 1 year ago 2
@DAyomandude When you have a kid your evolutionary instincts will take over and you will think that kid farts rainbows and pisses sunshine.
Jet124 1 year ago
Louis Ck is so under-rated as a comedian.
losghost 2 years ago 62
AMEN!
elchicho25 2 years ago
Big Daddy stole the "why?" bit...so much is stolen from Louis
cbopshoowop 2 years ago 5
that is exactly how that is, omg...
Chronosagaaddict 2 years ago
Oh no, he is started making sense when he was half way through. I am starting to worry about myself as a parent.
brujaderio 2 years ago
Hey Buddy Suck a Bag of Dicks!
Fishstix9000 2 years ago 5
"you don't trust me because your parents have no value" HA! XD
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kettlebelller 2 years ago
'cuz some things are and some things are not...
why?
'cuz things that are not can't be.
why?
cuz then nothing would not be. something has to to isn't. everything can't is.
why?
just shut up and eat your french fries!
theflyestwhiteguy 2 years ago 11
That was my favorite part too!
LOLLL!
noonav 2 years ago
That part sounds like an old Tao master.
brujaderio 2 years ago
2:40
hodown94 2 years ago
him doing it so low key makes it more absurd though he is funny both dirty and clean
MusicJew158 2 years ago
it was awesome but he was restricted cuz he was on connan...he is wayy funnier when he swears
Brouf7 3 years ago
Great standup.
CrispProductionz 3 years ago
Its funny to seem him not curse in an act
itssalgood 3 years ago 5
LOL in the begining a conan giant face but ya the comedy was funny!
austin6229 3 years ago
That's how the Bible starts. "In the Beginning. A Conan. Giant Face."
Saxyman14 3 years ago
:3!
Slance1TheComedian 3 years ago 2
you have some balls on your face
gossman666 3 years ago 4
LOL
Slance1TheComedian 3 years ago
Gotta love Louie. This was my first time seeing Louie and I got hooked on him.
OboxerU 4 years ago 8
This is fuggin hilarious!
RjayGuerrero 4 years ago 6
my two favorite men
proppell 4 years ago 21
mine to
jarheadts 3 years ago