Monty Python - Life of Brian - Welease Bwian

[Anetuka]

Welease Wobocop!

[CharlesXavier]

Welease Count Dwacula and Doctow Fwankenstein!

[SimoneGoneWild]

has anyone noticed that John Cleese is losing it at 4.58? :D

[ivana011srb]

Do we have anyone in our pwison at aaall....?!:D

[5tangerines]

6 people were not cwucified well...

[biggles1111]

-Weally centuwion! I'm supwised to see a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels!

-Uh it's a bit thundery sir!

[fatterelvis]

release roger pmsl

[laal67]

"crucifixion?

-yes

-good."

xD

[MarsMan10000]

Weally, Centuwion, I'm surprised to hear a man like you....wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels....

[gabbstarrr]

No wodowicks! >:OOOO

[Anetuka]

Welease Wussell Cwowe

[Videot01]

Now we know why they chose Bawabus over Jesus.

[suune]

1:57 funniest thing i've ever seen.

[TubyJan]

Welease Jonathan Woss!

[controlesexism]

"AND A PICK-POCKET!"

[Natebubba]

crucifixion is the funniest part

[olliemad]

'Your fuckin nicked me old beauty!' - my favorite line !

press 0 for endless laughter!

[olliemad]

'Your fuckin nicked me old beauty!' - my favorite line !

[Gutgulper]

Lol!!!

[samej98]

"let me speak to them", "Good idea Biggus". hahahahahahah

[hubiedcaid]

He wanks the highest in Wome. Cwassic!!!

[maxlr812]

weally centuwion!

I am supwised even a man like you, wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels!

[Anetuka]

"Thitithenth! We got a Thamthom the Thaduccee Thtrangler! Thylath the Athyrian Athathin! Theveral thedithiouth thcribeth from Thetharea...!"

LOL

[olderleo]

BIGUS DICKUS 0:35

[iain2761]

Thampson the thaduseese stwangler

[spartanses]

british humour is just the best

[DCdabest]

haha.... "you're fuckin nicked, me old beauty!"... had me at that line!.....

[BlaiddDrwg2009]

John Cleese's expressions are epic.

[baggerbags]

6 people got fuckin' nicked.

[MissMiffed]

"Crucifixion?"

"Yes."

"Gooooood."

[Anetuka]

"-All wight! I'll give you one mowe chance! This time I want to heaw no 'Weuben's, no 'Weginald's, no 'Wudolph the Wed-Nosed Weindeew's...

-No 'Thpenther Trathy'th!"

[Anetuka]

I used to rewind this part over and over

[Schlange556]

This move is one long rolling laugh. :)

[Anetuka]

"You are fucking nicked, me old beauty!" hahaha

[Donkeyn00b]

R.I.P Graham...

[ProtestantIRA]

1:25

[nintendude4199]

centurions expression at Biggus' lisp

lol

[blackparade9771]

"wome is your fwend!" XD LOL

[fishknows]

crucifiction?

out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.

haha XD

[kirikakirikakirika]

Whack, whack, whack, whack. WHACK!

(Turns)

"Stop it."

Priceless!

[rosen00000]

*hit hit hit hit slap* stop it.

[jackal59]

Cleese's poor beleaguered centurion, having to deal with both Pilate and Biggus Dickus. His expressions just after :55, 1:25, and (especially) 4:44 are among the funniest things in the movie.

[MrROTD]

Crucufiction? No freedom, Freedom? (looks at list) , just pulling your leg, it's crucifiction haw haw. Funniest shit ever

[ralphhersheljunior]

This man wanks as high as any in Wome

[Staratino]

Strange. The video never actually reached the part where he says "We shall welease Bwian!"

[FireEyedMaidOfWar]

I guess Monsieur Gilliam could apply for any job as vicious dungeon keeper; the way of his expression is legend; and of course the speech of Pilate is legend, whenever one does want to mock, taunt and upbraid a politician (or any other authority figure) one only needs to refer his speech to this one of Pilate; and there is nothing in the world than screaming "Welease Bwian!" in the midst of an unprepared audience; though it is not socially agreeable but still the fun is worth it.

[ThomasJAckerman]

@FireEyedMaidOfWar Pilate is played by Michael Palin. Terry Gilliam is the animator, and only shows up on screen rarely (e.g. as Cardinal Fang in The Spanish Inquisition).

[FireEyedMaidOfWar]

@ThomasJAckerman: Maybe you should watch the movie with more attention and read my comment more carefully for then you would recognize that the Dungeon Keeper (the giggling mad bloke with the bald head) is indeed Monsieur Terry Gilliam and not the person who played Pilate at all!

[Anetuka]

@FireEyedMaidOfWar At that part, Palin (who plays Pilate) also plays that terribly well-meaning Roman officer who coordinates the crucifixion victims, and the dull-looking, mumbling Dungeon Keeper is played by Eric Idle.

[FireEyedMaidOfWar]

@Anetuka: Sure; but the bloody pet of Pilate, the mad Dungeon Keeper is still played by Monsieur Gilliam; and Monsieur Idle played the stuttering Jailer's Assistant!

[Anetuka]

@FireEyedMaidOfWar That's what I was referring, Terry Gilliam plays the jailer and Eric Idle plays the assistant. Aditionally, according to the Life of Brian published script, the terribly well-meaning Roman coordinated played by Michael Palin is named Nisus Wettus, but it's one of several characters that are never named during the film.

[FireEyedMaidOfWar]

@Anetuka: Sure, but that about the jailor is exactly what I have said Monsieur Terry Gilliam initially, so why do you say it again?

[indiapaleal]

'...Just a Jewish joke, sir'

[GodismijnRechter]

Michael Palin should have been given an Oscar for this performance!

"He sounds a notowious cwiminal. "

[tubingen92]

How about some subtitles? I have serious difficulties understanding this weird language.

[Dix994]

definitely the best scene

[CobinRain]

Tubers! Is this not the funniest film ever made?

[pacmandem]

@CobinRain And after a desperate bid for Likes and comments. Two months on. Still nothing. Lol.

[sportyxl883]

Weally wightous!

[heavymental85]

"Wait Pontiuth! I may be of thome athithanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!"

[kennykyle133]

Hail Theathar

[kennykyle133]

cwucify him well

[BluntMang]

release roger!

[s0673451]

what does cleese say after palin says wattled by a cwod of woudy webels?

[ThanosByNight]

"whetowic"

[Harmonieuniverselle]

Crucifixion? good!

[AgentCROCODILE]

Leth me come with you Ponthiuth. I may be oph thome aththiththanthe iph there ith a thudden chrithith.

[FoGGeRdk]

"STOP IT!"

[crazytosh1]

John Cleese's face at 1:35  :D

[danielholt1984]

crucifiction ? "yes" good. lmfao

[yellowsevenxD]

Michael's look at the very end is priceless :D

[B789c]

1:53 i shit myself with laughter ha ha ha

[jackfudgeu]

LOL at the start :P

when shes slaping him and he turns around and goes

-_- stop it

[panzerjager999]

terrible

[JDownzyou]

"He's a wobber!" "And a wapist!" "And a pickpocket!"

Classic comedy.

[unholygeneration]

cruxifiction? no, freedom hahahahahaha

[durstwurst]

cwufificfn lol

[flyboyII]

OMG It's Biggus Dickus at 0:37!

[FlatheadHarvey]

hahaha :P passover celebration

[athull08]

Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.

[Galamb90]

crucifixion? yes... good

I love all of them

[kartenleser1]

cruzifiktion? eehr, no.. freedom :D

[hanspohai]

"Let me come with you Pontious. I may be of thome athistence if there is a thuden crithis."

[BalrogNinja]

@hanspohai You may be ...what!?!?!

[jack1245252341]

its "your nicked you fucking beauty" :p

[crazy0christoph]

what's the first thing he's saying?? My English's usally quite good but i'm not getting that accent very well...

"You're a fucking ?????? beauty."???? What is it?

[Kringlebeast]

"Nicked", another term for being arrested.

[borombon]

@crazy0christoph "you´re fucking nicked, me old beauty"

[GuzziHeroV50]

Ignore that guy.

It's "You're fucking nicked, me old beauty". Its an east-end London accent I think.

[willbande]

the comedy timing by these guys is perfect - every pause, every sentence

[yummiefruit]

i loooove micheal palin!!!!!!

my favorite python!! ♥

[IWantLandingSnow]

Cleese is my hero :) <3

[123chevez456]

if this is ever writ in the bible im readign it :P

[Woxiez]

Hehe Love john cleese :D

[lbickfor]

Jeez, I forgot just how good the MP crew was. This is silly, but extremely smart and it holds up well over time. I'm gonna have to buy the dvd.

[crimsonbard1]

Oh, no. The very best double- take in film history is by Cleese ... but it is in The Holy Grail, not Life of Brian. It's in the French Taunter scene, when they roll up the Trojan Rabbit.

[SvenIsHere]

yes! that bit always gets me xD xD

[macthecat1967]

John Cleese has got to perform one of the best double-takes for comedy effect in movie history just after- Biggus "Hail Thethar!"

[wiggs333]

lol, "stop it..."

[angusrocks6464]

Thith ith THUPER!!

[LegoGenfilms]

Awethome, gweat, Hilawiouth!

[stmpcol]

watteled by a wabble of wody webels!

[daniellos333]

no just kidding its crucifixion lololol

[ravnemand]

Yeah rofl

[Mooro09]

You're F*CKING NICKED ME Ol' BEAUTY!!!

Lol, John Cleese is so good as the centurion.

[anestheticroses]

no freedom for me LOL

[biggles1111]

My favourite line, bit of a tongue twister is it not?:P

[billabongodrum]

we have no wudolph the wed nose weindeers

[ramonesdude93]

1:34 did u see the centurians face

[FulchesterUnited]

That bit makes it for me... simply superb. I think that's the true genius of Cleese. He can be overly camp and slapstick, but he's capable of such superb subtlety that he really is the complete performer.

[billabongodrum]

there's also the understated WTF when he glances back at biggus dickus too

[FulchesterUnited]

Yep... pure class...

[123Scears123]

Now we know. Pontius Pilot was related to Jonathon Ross. Huge Salawy, wegular wises, no weal work weally, hardly wanked at all as a weal TV star. Money for old wope. Week for week......

[crazybobbis12]

give it a MISS!!??

[VidVillan]

"and a pickpocket!!!"

"aah shut up!"

[henrycrumm]

lmfao that bit cracks me up XD

[AlHardman2]

and a wapist!

[Jesscookie1]

Next. Cwuficixion? Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

[JohnnyFrost88]

cruzifiktion....

[daemonboi2]

No, freedom.

[JohannErSeriosur]

1:47 - 2:27 WHAT THE FUCK!?!

Funny as hell lol :D

[lalalalakkekkshsgjh]

it's cut too early

[VRMorrigon]

"stop it!" *dies*

[skeetv123]

let me come with you pontuith i might be of thome athithtanth to tholve the thudden crithethhhh

[stegaflaps]

We have a Thamthon the Thanglith thee thtrangler........thiruth the Thiriuth athathin.........theveral thedithuth crimeth from Theaseria...............

[stegaflaps]

HES A WOBBER!!

[poperpants]

0:08 STOP IT

[robsrugbymadness]

YOUR FUCKIN NICKED ME OLD BEAUTY!! john cleese is a legend!

[meltzman01]

Spot on... complete LEGEND!

[timwarneka]

Cleese is awesome! His double-take at :59 is hilarious! :-)

[beagle379]

@robsrugbymadness absolutely, in both this and the scene where Biggus' name is first mentioned, Cleese says more with his eyes and facial expressions than any bit of verbal dialog could hope to.

[amalmond]

"he wanks as high as any in Wome"

[NAVC130VET]

I love how Brian is always thrown to the floor and back handed for anything. "My fwiend bigus dickus has come all the way fwom wome...."

[philpty]

cool

[daviclond]

and a pickpocket

[jilloplo]

Let me come with you Pontiouth. I may be of thum athithtanth ith there ith a thudden crithith!

This made me laugh the hardest I ever have.

[WestLondonDroog]

I wank highly in Wome!

[pdowns70]

freedom for me

hahaha

[RylothRanger]

After Biggus Dickus stops speaking, Pontius gets angry and says

"This man commands a Cwack legion!"

and,

"He wanks the highest in Wome!"

XD should've made the clip longer :D

[unknownwonder]

Welease Woger!

[manny4life]

hahahaha John Cleese totally lost it at the end

[biggles1111]

"Let me come with you Pontiuth! I may be of thome athithanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!"

My favourite line in this wonderful movie. Just look at Graham! xD

[tonyhibbert2]

1:35 haha

[Godin3persons]

BLASPHEMY!

We don't know what kind of serpent tempted Adan and Eve. Could be a python?

[reaperpearson]

"you're fucking nicked me old beauty" like a proper cockney london bobby in the middle of ancient rome lol xD

[harshvgaus]

the lisp is too entertaining

[Pamathey]

Weally centurion! I'm suwpwised to see a man like you waffled by a wabbly wowdy webels.

[gmhslr]

out of the door, line on the left, 1 cross each.

hahaha. like selling ice creams...

[Tareltonlives]

Love John's expressions at 1:00, 1:35, and 4:48. He makes a great straight man to Graham and Micheal

[andy123pandy]

lol. Best film int he world is this.

[RTWXilef]

Out the door line on the left 1 cross each

[xFINExLINEx]

"Crucifiction? No actually freedom. What? Yes freedom they decided that i hadent done anything wrong and are letting me go free. Oh well then of you go. Actually it is crucifiction i was just pulling your leg." OH MY GOD lol i laughed so hard at that XD

[McCoyFan]

I know, me too. My dad just stared at me as I fell out of the chair in laughter.

[Toritoes]

Poor Brian, he had escaped to.

[biggles1111]

Thitithenth! We have Thamthon the Thagutethe thrangler, Thilath the Athyrian Athathin, theveral thubverthive thriveth from Theatharea...

Just LOOK at Michael Palin standing next to him! What a perfect timing! This scene my all time favourite.

[dAsHhOuNdTeRrOr]

its like... Hey(l) Ceasar XD

[valg8]

"Let me thpeak to them Ponthius!!" ... after so many "Ss" :D ... I pissed myself laughing with this stupid joke. Btw Cleese is corpsing at the end of the scene.

[Tareltonlives]

"I may be of thome athithtenthe if there ith a thudden crithith!"

[Bummville]

He is a wobber and a wapist!

[mashamorgan]

"Out through he door, line on the left, one cross each!" lol

[CancerousAids]

...if Johnathan Woss was Emperor...

[onekilltwisk]

Fwee Wodewick!!!!

[feedupwitit]

What a pisser i laughed my ass off!