How To Be Like Captain Jack Sparrow (5 Easy Steps!)

[dudemunch87]

OH MY JAR OF DIRT! What I'd give to be the great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-grandson of Captain Jack Sparrow! I think I've got the voice, the personality, the confusing verbal skills, the walk, but all I'd really want is irrefutable, DNA, ancestry evidence to prove that I am indeed the 8x great grandson of the infamous Pirate Lord of the Caribbean, discoverer of the Fountain of Youth, and captain of the Black Pearl!

Well, no chance of that. But hey, I can dream, can't I?

[bondaga100]

akd like you are drunk never keep you promises

[KuteKyuubi2]

I have steps 1,3 and 4 in the bag

[homeschooledman]

say say lam shum shum shanz smamy lamy shuku. Savvy?

[ebutube45]

Thank you mate! This was really good! But we all know that it´s only one Captain Jack Sparrow- just like you said in your movie :)

[conochi1]

damn everything but the last one. soo close and yet so far. think i'll cuddle my jar of dirt

[libbyliblibbylib]

103 people failed at being like captain jack sparrow :P

[TheTappajamuikku]

The way Jack moves his hands and arms is the same how I move my hands while my nailpolish is wet and gosh this just sounded so stupid...

[MrCaptainBravo]

These really helped me. This Halloween I'll be walking around a random town dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow W/ a jar of dirt, a key, a gold shilling and maybe a chest containing the heart of Davy Jones. 0.o This was requested and I'll hopefully have a video to go with it. >=)

[sixsixalex1]

how to be like jack sparrow

YOU CANT cuz you forgot one very important thing mates....he's Cap'n Jack Sparrow

[MOCguy1]

i WILL use these steps

[SuperThemastercheif]

wow this really help ( exept step five ) no every in my school thinks im captian jack sparrow couse i have a crew !!!!!! ^___^

[maygoodcometous1]

not "suttle" but SUBTLE

[XXcrystalishaaXX]

THE RUM GOD DAMMIT!

[KelltheTitan]

there is something missing here, something i noticed about jack, he manages to be deceitful while at the same time he is very honest.

"okay tell us why your here and no lies."

"very well gentlemen i'm here to steal one of these vessels so that i may pillage and plunder random towns and villages."

"i said no lies."

"i think hes telling the truth."

"then why would he tell us?"

"unless i knew you wouldn't believe me thus i can speak the truth and walk past while you 2 argue in your confusion."

lol

[ThisIsCanadaShow]

Oh yeah, step four sure helped alot

[watchmen890]

It's subtle, not suttle.

[TheOffice2212]

At step 5, what a nice way to RUIN THE MOMENT!!! I HAD ALL 4 DOWN!! :'(

[lexirocksification]

I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!

[rock127388]

He is the best pirate! Best person... best everything... even whit steps no one can be like him because he is NOT Johnny Depp HE IS CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

Long Live Jack!!!!

[MollleSparrow]

I love that song, thank you!

[arunjoearmstrong]

i wish ther was a real guy like him and was my dad!!

[tsphoenix1]

well i've got the walk and the hand movements and stuff down, but now i need to be a man XD

and a hat... =D

[Niobesnuppa]

Jack Sparrow is too cool for words.

[axelle3577]

I like step 5 !! ;-)

[starsrule400]

how to be like caption jack sparrow

1.you have to walk around like your drunk all the time

2.you must be INCREDIBLY sexy. like DAYYYUUUMMM.

3.you must be hilarious

4. you must love your hat

5. almost NEVER keep your promises

[Lucricia228]

@starsrule400 u got that right

[LastOfMeCher]

you forgot the walk NEVER EVER FORGET the walk !!!

[LastOfMeCher]

you forgot the walk NEVER EVER FORGET the walk!!!



[MOCguy1]

be captain jack sparrow i am captain jack sparrow

[xMusic4uOnly]

about step 3: he's got a script

so you can forgot that one

[Giok8]

You forgot the walk. NEVER forget the walk.

[geradcanada]

only johnny depp can act him, perfectly

[prostockgirl]

shooting with a camcorder off the tv at 4:20,,4:90,,not good..sound has to much echo when ya do it that way.

[samo00o4ever]

aaaaaah thank u very much this video is wowing

I LOVE JHONNY DEPP EVERY CHARECTER HE PLAYS IS STUNNING hah who doesnt like him <3 when i grow up i want ask for a wood ship that looks just like the black purl how the fuch it coasts i will buy it then i will sail in the seven seas what ever they are <3 u might find that stuped but its truely my dream will sence im only 15 who knows what happens tomorrw

[manlykblaze]

@samo00o4ever you do that youll get nuked from under the sea and ur wooden ship would burn like butter quicker then the speed of bullet.....and if u travel in the seven seas unauthorised jumbo jets would turn ur ship in cheddar cheese mixed with minced meat because ur body n this is the technologie today so if you waited till ur older i dont think wood would be available and the oceans will dry up and we are all gonna die in 2012

[manlykblaze]

@samo00o4ever you do that youll get nuked from under the sea and ur wooden ship would burn like butter quicker then the speed of bullet.....and if u travel in the seven seas unauthorised jumbo jets would turn ur ship into cheddar cheese mixed with minced meat because ur body n this is the technologie today so if you waited till ur older i dont think wood would be available and the oceans will dry up and we are all gonna die in 2012

[xXxteddy2shoesxXx]

@manlykblaze well aren't you just a little ray of sunshire eh?

[K4rkVideos]

1) don't try. Johnny Depp was born for this fucking character.

2) Drink rum to hide the fact that you cant be him

3) Dress like a pirate. an awesome ofcourse RETARD

4) Don't give a fuck about everyone else

5) make extremely confusing sentences like you were but are what you really wanted to be what you arent...

[k9DaAV]

@K4rkVideos spot on mate

[internetisnotforporn]

@K4rkVideos wow i do nummber 3) 4) and five all the time xDD

[K4rkVideos]

1) don't try. Johnny Depp was born for this fucking character.

2) Drink rum to hide the fact that you cant be him

[athena2517]

u spelled subtle wrong

[Wasserdrache3382]

Hey who stole my Rum! hahahahaha

i think Capitan Jack drunk it all! lolzzz

[supermegaburne]

okay the video was great, but let me ask me a question..... where is the RUM ?

[1Dally1]

love the theme. You forgot one very importent thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

[MrDynamite110]

thanks for keeping the song play until the end! :D

I love that song!

[97ashil]

u shud have kept the jack sparrow theme as background!

[TheSteveman2000]

hahahahahahaha win.

It's Elizabeth! HIDE THE RUM!!!!!!!

[JANDRO23AKATSUKI]

hahaha! you saved the best for last. nice work

[hinata1711]

I've done all the steps, but of course I cannot be The Capitan, no matter how hard I try. But hey, I'm still gonna try ^-^

[SuperTheArk]

It´s true that you have to be Johnny, but the rest of us will still try! :-b

[jillywilson]

I could do all but the last one lol the best actor/character ever!!!!

[TinkIero]

This actually helped me to remember some key highly animated mannerisms for a pirate for my disneyland paris audition. Thanks for posting!

[zoidberg96913]

I LOVE THE FIRST PART!!!! His entrance is funny!!!

[Petreat]

@zoidberg96913 That is the scene which made me hooked on Jack Sparrow. The best pirate character ever made, and made even better by Johnny Depp.

[snowboardgoddess7]

I've Got a jar of dirt I've Got a jar of dirt!!!! and guess whats inside it??? haha

[snowboardgoddess7]

I've come to find the man i love... im deeply flattered son but my 1st and only love is the sea... meaning william turner mr. sparrow... Elizabeth?!? Hide the Rum!!!!!

[RedMalice25]

Seriously would follow step.1

[AngelusSpkGrrl]

"Ball licky licky"

[Aratimb]

How to piss off Jack Sparrow: I've got all of your rum! I've got all of your rum!

[cieran555]

got steps 1 to 4 down and have thw mustache na d beard so im as close as im going to get

[JokerishDish]

Applies to me! :D ... okay, except for the last two, one, as soon as I get a jar and I fill it with dirt.

[lord112]

I would like to learn how to be johnny depp

[rentheadangelcollins]

Damn...Step five will be difficult...Ah well...EXTENSIVE plastic surgery, here I come!!!

[mom3grammy4]

"hide the rum" LOL

[zvjezdana212]

step 5 is really encouraging lol

great vid! ^^

[lohweo]

I am so glad that Jack Sparrow has an awesome German voice actor

Aber warum ist der Rum weg? Why is the rum gone? xD

[EmmaKateri]

Epic.

[ThePotcFan]

You have to talk to skeletons too. :D

[sixtythreepk]

"I got a jar of diiirt, i got a jar of diiirt. And guess whats inside it?"

[LAREN98]

rum is yiaaaaaaaaaaaack! try it!

[ShmulikCat]

"Why is the Rum gone?" EPIC

[CaptainLilyJane]

whaha

I'm in on teamsport and we

have a mascote:

its a jar we filled with dirt XD

[BeILzAn]

I'm sorry... None can be that guy x)

[ItalianMick2025]

@BeILzAn true... they can only wish to be him

[clapricorn13]

why's the rum ALWAYS gone?

[littleguy257]

@clapricorn13 oh, that's why

[ProSimm]

I got a jar of dirt!

[XxXNekoxChAnXxX]

step 1: WILL DO I WILL TAKE A ROPE A JUKE BOX WITH THEME SONG ON IT AND PIRATE HAT TO SCHOOL!

step 2: seriously who doesent? :'( poor rum WHY BURNTHE RUM! WHY IS IT GONE!??!

step 3: yeah i kida already do that -_-""""""""

step 4: who never did :') u rok dirt u ROCK~ I GOT JAR OF DIRT!

step 5: hey i got 4 out of five down! >:o

[beastboy834]

Subtle* not suttle!.

[xJASMiiNE]

you gotta walk like him :)

[gummieliam]

i love this guy

this is the movie that made me start loving johnny depp

[Animaleson15]

Captain Jack Sparrow for president!!

I totaly agree whit LuvMermaidGurl and vfhbcfyd ^^

[1ponyplop]

"You need to take pride in your Jar of Dirt."

~Mrs. Sparrow ;)

[1ponyplop]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA I guarantee I can follow all of these. I already walk like him ;)

"It's not that I'm drunk, I just like to walk like Jack Sparrow."

[TheMicahpurton]

why is the rum always gone

*struggle working*

thats why....

[LuvMermaidGurl]

Heheh and those are also the reasons why us chicks luuuuuuurve him!!! =P

I'm the MS. Jack Sparrow!!! (no seriously, I am)

[nuclearmaster500]

who doesn't want to be like Jack Sparrow? he's the funniest and coolest pirate that lived *0*

[AnnaabeelleeXD]

whhy fight when you can negotiate ^__^ <3 Jaaaaaack

[vfhbcfyf]

very funny!!!!! great job!!!!!

and about wanting to be like Jack ur totally right-i'm a girl and i sometimes wish i could act like the female version of Capitan Sparrow.

[amongsttrees]

Subtle; B before T. Just thought to illuminate the minimal lapse in grammar there...

[molliebug11]

I do take pride in my jar of dirt, I do! <3

[itzrebyy]

@molliebug11 same here

[MGKabuto]

are they going to make a new movie?

[mathlen619]

Yes they are. But its coming out next year.

[MGKabuto]

cool i cant wait

[ivanhezz27]

yeah a new pirates movie the 4th installment!!!!!

[shannonbaby]

On stranger tides, due to be released 20th May 2011 :D

[piousone]

Great video. Bravo and Happy New Year.

[broswx]

you also need to fight REALLY good like Davy Jones

[ellizadepp]

Nice video but no matter how hard we try nobody can really act like captain Sparrow!

[zx88zx88]

@ellizadepp your wrong mate .... Johnny Depp can act as Captain Jack Sparrow

[NinjaNaruto81]

@ellizadepp Except Johnny Depp :D

[tiwgsy]

@ellizadepp Ahhhh You forgot to very important person Love, Johnny Depp

[TheSnakeWGX]

@ellizadepp Because why, my friend? He is Captain Jack Sparrow.

[guyfromdubai]

you forgot another step, running/walking like a panzy, see the way he runs with his hands flicking around, ya gotta master that mate.

[fonixi]

the last 2 steps don't help at all.... but the rest... is totaly right ;D

xD

[Van0Joy]

Lol 8:32 "I'll Just keep this playing for those who love this song"  Video was great by the way.

[Klonoa0213]

i can do 4:45 all the time... o.o last time... i ditched the principal's office

[Klonoa0213]

i laughed at the jack sparrow pic at theb eggining xD

[Narutothegreat000]

when you did the jar of dirt you should have done it with the remix one

[sillylittlecookie93]

im dressing up like cpt Jack soon, ima pro the shit outta it thanks to this

[detlevdisost]

Step 5 could be a bit difficult... :P

[cutekitty1415]

after the step where you have to like rum i had to watch the remix version!!! lol good tips!

[AzzInferno]

"Elizabeth!... hide the rum" ... best reaction ever!

[Uploadvidz]

my tips:

get lots of alcohol..

act like your drunk even when ur not

make sure you're lucky with everything and act like a somebody by calling u something with mr. or captain or boss :D

[guyfromdubai]

like a bawse?

[giorgios007]

whats the soundtrack in the first?

[mycorona159]

Awesome tips! Awesome video! =)

[shortiechick1234567]

is there or is there noy going to be a fourth pirates of the caribbean

[dimjd]

it's going to be...I think they are going to call it 'the Fountain of Youth'

[Debbisue]

Yeah, there is. It's confirmed; Johnny Depp's already in on it, but Orlando Bloom isn't and they currently don't have a director, if the information I have is accurate.

[DropkickJordan]

not..

[xoxonkittikxoxo]

there is, should be out in 2011, but orlando and kiera wont be in it, its supposed to be about finding the fountain of youth, barbossa and jack are competing over something until they have to join forces against something. its going to be directed by a different person, but i still cant wait :D and im almost positive this is right (lol spent hours researching *obbsessin xD)

[mycorona159]

hi shortiechick, yes there is going to be a fourth pirates movie! the subtitle is "On Stranger Tides" Johnny Depp himself anounced it at the D23 Expo not too long ago. =)

[dsettleascii]

one thing to over come is being a redneck

[OnyxWildcat]

*chuckles* I'll keep these steps in mind mate, when next I make another Jack video, Savvy? *Grins*

[PsychoDragonX]

OK.... WELL.... I got 4 out of the 5 covered.... so... I guess I'm prety close to being like the Captain... (I just don't look like Johnny Depp, LOL).

[superlaugher]

2:17 ITS A SUBMARINE

[Magillaman587]

long live the captain!! :3

[Albanis2]

long live to sparrow ??? fuck hes immortal it seems

He escaped service on the dutchmen, he<s been brought back to life from davy jone<S locker and now hes going after the fountain of youth... hell never die lol

[deppgurl150]

The funny part is I HAVE a jar of dirt.

[aquadolphins247]

yay jar of dirt lol

[ILoveLievSchreiber]

I was so bored one night that I wrote down and learnt of by heart all of Jack Sparrows lines in that Cannibal language from 'Dead Mans Chest' lol ;)

[deppgurl150]

So did i! Malikky-likky!

[oly355]

well all you need to do, is being brilliant :D

[ishtar0171]

Great vid! Long live Captain Jack Sparrow!

(and his jar of dirt!)

[doctorwholordotime]

jar of dirt!!!!

[orkohen]

great vid. thanks for keepin the music playing at the end [=

[xXpAbLoShErOKXx]

U hve to be mean

[mazrimtaim10]

Why is the rum gone! The line that MADE Jack Sparrow.

[SOXURROXOFF]

@mazrimtaim10 Lolz, when his like 'Wheres all the food, shade rum!' I thought he was gonna do the remix song.

[ladygabbi]

goody goody winsi winsi

a licki licki!!!!!!!!

[chantbott]

LMAO i love 3:30

also u have to walk unbalanced

[sweeneytodd3x]

that's one of the most importent things !!

AND HE FORGOT IT !!!!

[herodude110]

1st bit is classic

[Nobodyizere]

I heart my jar of dirt :3

[MrEnoch77]

brilliant

[Kiraesu]

You forgot his walk

[JacklerJackler]

So great : D You really do have imagination : D

[pjmack79]

its subtle...no suttle

[Clone394]

I have 2 and 3 down and i live in the country where he did his crap dont that count for something?

[dsettleascii]

i already act just like him since you put that way

[nyehnyeh5785]

you love your jar of dirt?

[dsettleascii]

yea

[MurderOfSuburbia]

very well done, but something bothers be qutie a bit, dont you have to be immortal to be good ol capn Jack Sparrrow? stil very well done, see you on the other side mate

[Archive1364]

hes not immortal...yet lol

[evilquailproductions]

two things

1. You spelled "subtle" wrong (Sutle)

2. "Jack's theme song" is called "he's a pirate" by Hans Zimmerman.

The video's hilarious

Savvy?

[Pa1tz]

I think it's just Hans Zimmer :)

[evilquailproductions]

Oh. I think I got him mixed up with Andrew Zimmerman from the Discovery Channel. Thanks!

[Archive1364]

its by klaus badelt. hans zimmer did da music 4 da 2nd nd 3rd movies

[Pa1tz]

Oh, no problem :) And I think it's right with Klaus Badelt. Or perhaps they co-operated ;) haha

[hermioneliz]

LONG LIVE

Captain Jack Sparrow

We love you!

"You need to be this guy" HAHAHAHA

[darkspinesonic3]

step 6: get some cool swords and guns

[lordofthecuttingmoon]

really good vid, mate. to be honest, i envy the good cap'n and would love to do what he does. anyway, long live the immortal captain jack sparrow!

[Eriksgirl66]

I will do this on the last day of school, my friends shall think I am insane but I will re-earn my title of the school's freak.:)

[HellHathNoFury85]

Fommy lomi shuuku, fomi likki likki

That's what I said, but the cops didn't believe me.

[ThanatosPhoenix]

Not all of us can be like him........ half of us fans are girls!

[Lantzer]

i bet more than half are lol.. xD

[seahorse5050]

look to the kingdome of heaven we girls are already there~smile

[Tessietots]

Such an amazing character. There is only one Johnny Depp/Jack Sparrow. Mine! LOL .. Cant help it Just love the man. Fantastic video by the way.