OH Nos! I was one of those that believed there were no normal people in Staten Is and that all Guidos came from there and spilled out into other areas.
GREAT VID!
They can also be called Greaseball, Guinny, Goomba, Gangster wanna-b's or Goop my personal fav because of the goop in their hair.
I have a great idea............ why don't we round up these GREASY, SLIMY, DAGO, GUINEA-WOP MOTHERFUCKERS, GIVE 'EM ALL A RUBBER DUCK, SHOOT 'EM, AND DUMP THEIR GUINEA ASSES IN THE EAST RIVER? Sounds like a FUCKING PARTY, doesn't it?
3:45 what a fucking DOUCHE BAG, its awesome that the world has something that we can all collectively enjoy making fun of, and thats greasy ass people from the east coast.
I live in Baltimore and even though we have a Little Italy, guidos are zero or if any a rarity. But I did live in Staten. I had worked at an organization up there for a year before transferring to DC. Places I went were Bistro on Hylan Blvd, The Marina Cafe, South Beach Grill and Under the Boardwalk. Of all the places, Bistro was number 1 in the sense of Guido hangouts. I felt like a sore thumb when walking into that place. The girls looked fine but will not talk to you if not from Staten.
Thank you for this video and for your comments at the end. I have lived on the Island all of my life and come from a native(well since the early 1900s) Island family. Haveing put up w/these douche bags all of my life,espacialy when atteneding public high school here I have seen it grow from a small cult like group in the mid 80s(yes the existed before then but not as prevalent except in the club scene) to an absolute explosion to this date.
Anyone who walks around as 'orange' as they do I dont care how fit they are must be avoided at all costs - I feel for the regular people it must be a nightmare!!
I was born on Staten Island and I lived there for about 9 or 10 years. I now live in jersey and i still see a lot of guidos where i live. My old neighborhood was rossville.
I live on Staten Island and i think guidos give us such a bad reputation. I am not a guido, I am Irish and italian and if i was still 100% italian i wouldnt act like this.
ur just jealous coz u aint one.. italians have culture respect and good looks which u others dont have.. gotta admit the make up is too much but apart from that. no one can fuck with us.. im representing australia and were even taking over here
What I hate is that electronic music is being associated with GUIDOS and GUIDETTES lmao and really... Its not the music that Guidos mis-interpret... its the GUIDOS themselves.. thanks lmao
Italian in Italy have nothing to do with that ! That's impressive how the Italian culture and so stylish way to dress turned in the USA..Come on guys u should go to Milan all look like an D&G ad
This is funny, im no fan of 'guidos' but those pics of the dudes with tanned faces,have been altered to make the tan more orange, and darker. thats why the girls look so contrasted to them. @1:40 the top row is real, the bottom pics are altered.
I totally feel you on that one dfrutled...I'm in Texas and that shit I saw on the vid was nas-tay. The men down here would whip the shit out of that mess.
this guys are so funny artficial tanning is so gay... come to brazil freaking bitches (i mean the guidos not the guy that made this movie.. the guy can also come to brazil) and stop with fake tanning
bro you have no idea what you're talkin about, the guido thing started on staten island.. ive lived here for 23 years now since i was born and no im not a guido nor am i proud of the fact it started here. alot of staten islanders moved here from brooklyn when the verrazano was born, so stfu you duno what youre talkin about
for someone whos lived on staten island their whole life your fuckin retarded it didnt start in staten island it started with second generation italians that dont know shit about their backgrounds.. hense why real italians hate guidos for giving us a bad name and honestly most guidos are in jersey and long island because i never see any guidos on staten island but if and when i do im spitting on them
i feel bad for the normal ones that have to put up with these orange guido and guidettes just for living in the same area these fake fags and whores give us regular dudes that live near these places a bad name. Same goes for the other areas besides on si
We don't have this problem in New Orleans. These guido guys seems super fucking gay. However, everyone loves money, so I disagree with you there. Also, don't dislike a guy just because he works out, but I know what you guys are talking about.
Headbands? Sun glasses in the fucking club? Wife Beaters? Orange fucking faces? Everyone dressed the same fucking way? Tacky fucking clothing and jewelry?
No girls in the South would go after these fucking guys.
@dfrutled why you gotta hate on there style who the fuck cares what they do, let them live how they want too live. you dont control them fuck off. Everybody is different
fuk this for a joke. i hope i never have to see one of these in real life. im planning on goin to USA next year and if i c 1 im gunna smash him and steal his money
"Whoever is taking the time out of their day to snap a photo of you and you're going to flip them the bird?" LOL That was hysterical! I am from staten island, and this is only offensive whoever is watching this resembles what you're talking about. Question though, you're from SI? Because you have an accent. And what's a 'regular' Staten Island guy? lol
JWWilson, you did a great job on this video and hit the nail on the head perfectly. I no longer live on Staten Island and don't miss this morons one bit. With them around I could never even enjoy a meal in a restaurant because all they ever did was use the F word. They are mostly high school dropouts who mooch off of their parents. They are an embarassment to the Italian culture and really need a kick in the ass to get them straight. I don't miss them or Staten Island. Thanks.
The guys at the end were great! Sexy too like Normal and looked more like potential great ,real ,ungymed up,unjuiced up ,downright MEN! I say "potential"only because I am much older.I know what a man should be and look like ,and the guidos,whether they are a russian,puerto rican or italian verson look like mindless sheep,assholes.
i admit, im a guido and i dont care.haterz just like to make videos making fun of giudos while were out getting some fuckin pussy. people making fun of guidos should get off there computer and get a life.
dude, i do get off my computer, and i have a fucking life. i threw this video together in 40 minutes so i could pass my computer apps course in my senior year. teacher liked it, i got an A. people without orange skin "get pussy" too. stop being an ignorant chauvinist and pickup a vocabulary somewhere.
spelling haters with a "z" has me convinced you haven't hit puberty yet.
people ridicule guidos for a reason, and that's because it's a pathetic lifestyle. By obsessively working out, paying hundreds of dollars for a shirt, and all the other nonsense you guidos do, you obviously feel like you have something you need to prove. It's just like a short person with a napoleon complex. People notice when others act like this, and it's so obviously pathetic. That is why people make fun of guidos.
Typically, so called "Guido neighborhoods" are the LOWEST crime rate areas in any city, or boro. So while you might find these guys mildly annoying, they're actually pretty harmless. I think that rather being embarrassed because you live in Staten Island, you should be thankful you don't live in Bed-Stuy, or Bushwick surrounded by worse people than Guidos.
i fucking hate guidos. no normal guys or girls just multiple copies of each other trying to be somebody their not. its kinda funnny. their like robots.
im from staten island and i refuse to go to the mall cause of the fucking guidos there i hate them with a passion punk ass high school kids and staten island community college drop outs i wanna kick the shit outta all of em
I love Guido girls in the club, with full on make up/war paint and tight clothes lol, my favorite ............ women everywhere, take notice and emulate the girls at 1:46 (but do not take these stupid kissy face pics) thank you
staten island guido homo
TheMrscarface2009 5 months ago
THIS IS BIG DONNY FROM GEEK TO GUIDO AND YOU GOT WHACKED LOVE YOU GUYS WHY BECAUSE YOUR ITALIAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
domspag 6 months ago
OH Nos! I was one of those that believed there were no normal people in Staten Is and that all Guidos came from there and spilled out into other areas.
GREAT VID!
They can also be called Greaseball, Guinny, Goomba, Gangster wanna-b's or Goop my personal fav because of the goop in their hair.
JakeEvilclown 6 months ago
whats the song name?
TimeSmall 6 months ago
3:23 what a handsome young man. long time ago i saw a natural looking guy like that.
Conspiracyknowledge 10 months ago
i actully know the kid at 2:48
erik71811 1 year ago
What's up with the wannabe Arab Guidos on campus @ CSI?
dinamo4889 1 year ago
Irish FOREVER!
PFCBall 1 year ago
all guys flip the bird man
KagendaK 1 year ago
I have a great idea............ why don't we round up these GREASY, SLIMY, DAGO, GUINEA-WOP MOTHERFUCKERS, GIVE 'EM ALL A RUBBER DUCK, SHOOT 'EM, AND DUMP THEIR GUINEA ASSES IN THE EAST RIVER? Sounds like a FUCKING PARTY, doesn't it?
hootenzie 1 year ago
4:26 there not even orange there red, wtf????
YoungAz1 1 year ago
3:45 what a fucking DOUCHE BAG, its awesome that the world has something that we can all collectively enjoy making fun of, and thats greasy ass people from the east coast.
Spinjunky411 1 year ago
hahahahhaha i flip of the camera everyday
but i am not a guido lol
ImKavkazy 1 year ago
love this vid so true! i live in Tottenville and i see this shit all fucking day! Finally some one knows what the fuck i am talking about.
amazingtubemanx35 1 year ago
beginning song?
bklynboy189 1 year ago
staten island isn't even rich. They only make like 70k and they have all half houses.
guidos are only like this cuz they want to pretend.
GameSchoolBus 1 year ago
I was gonna say something bad ,.....but my race has CHOLOS you cant get any worse than that when it comes to sterotypes in ______/americans.
GunGemini 1 year ago
IM from L.A and im starting to see the guido trend come around here now.. good i hate the edd hardy clothes
Steve3o1 1 year ago
this video made me literally lol
yankeesfan0130 1 year ago
Funny ... If from S.I. & I liked it...
Ninjakitty007 1 year ago
lol @ 1:26 look how orange they are, and wats the name of the song @ the end
cuttinol 1 year ago
@cuttinol sandstorm
yankeesfan0130 1 year ago
I live in Baltimore and even though we have a Little Italy, guidos are zero or if any a rarity. But I did live in Staten. I had worked at an organization up there for a year before transferring to DC. Places I went were Bistro on Hylan Blvd, The Marina Cafe, South Beach Grill and Under the Boardwalk. Of all the places, Bistro was number 1 in the sense of Guido hangouts. I felt like a sore thumb when walking into that place. The girls looked fine but will not talk to you if not from Staten.
DCNY31279 1 year ago
Thank you for this video and for your comments at the end. I have lived on the Island all of my life and come from a native(well since the early 1900s) Island family. Haveing put up w/these douche bags all of my life,espacialy when atteneding public high school here I have seen it grow from a small cult like group in the mid 80s(yes the existed before then but not as prevalent except in the club scene) to an absolute explosion to this date.
scramyou 1 year ago
Love the whole begining!
jennifer59973 1 year ago
Anyone who walks around as 'orange' as they do I dont care how fit they are must be avoided at all costs - I feel for the regular people it must be a nightmare!!
BlaquePrincessss2010 1 year ago
hey whats the name of the song__
please!!
DANIELVVBP 1 year ago
@DANIELVVBP sandstorm
yankeesfan0130 1 year ago
people... if you ever see a man liek this rock him in the fukin head. harrddd
Crraabbmmaann 1 year ago
I was born on Staten Island and I lived there for about 9 or 10 years. I now live in jersey and i still see a lot of guidos where i live. My old neighborhood was rossville.
WW2bomber24 1 year ago
LONG ISLAND ALL THE WAY!
ClUbzIcE 1 year ago
the last song is darude sandstrom
ThatsSoFETCH2021 1 year ago
I live on Staten Island and i think guidos give us such a bad reputation. I am not a guido, I am Irish and italian and if i was still 100% italian i wouldnt act like this.
dgriff1264 1 year ago 2
hey the song name is..(pump it up)
markey20 1 year ago
Omfg Bro Wtf Iss Tha Namee Of Tht Lastt Sonqq Kydd I Cant Findd It Anywere???
StatenIslandsBest95 1 year ago
OMG i love this vid so funny im italian and im so far from thos guido's LOLLLL i just wish they dont come to montreal LOL
alexlowcaprice 2 years ago
ur just jealous coz u aint one.. italians have culture respect and good looks which u others dont have.. gotta admit the make up is too much but apart from that. no one can fuck with us.. im representing australia and were even taking over here
juzza84 2 years ago
ur lil fuckin bitch u fucking white boii, not all guitos are da samee u dumb shit
XXboxerboiiXX 2 years ago
Your father should have shot you into a napkin or onto your mother's face.
Save tax payer's money, drop out of school, and take the fast track to your lucrative career at Burger King.
Suicide is another option.
buryfall2010 2 years ago
What I hate is that electronic music is being associated with GUIDOS and GUIDETTES lmao and really... Its not the music that Guidos mis-interpret... its the GUIDOS themselves.. thanks lmao
FrankieRevV 2 years ago
excellent documentary
mamus4 2 years ago
dam I feel sorry you gotta put up wit that shit, hang in there haha
UNixX86 2 years ago
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angileribechman 2 years ago
Love the house music in the bg.
nicolehxx 2 years ago
rofl @ 3:52
wouldnt want to mess with that toughcunt
20kcritsyo 2 years ago
money is true but bro ur a fucking faggot ass bitch i bet ur a virgin and also girls like us alot more than u bitch!
ClUbzIcE 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHA!!! So your claiming your a faggot ass Guido...
spizec 2 years ago
tru
ShadoWGlideR1 2 years ago
Ur a fukin loser like no joke
cutipupi111 2 years ago
No one knows the name of the opening song?
ajonhb 2 years ago
this rocked great job keep it up
yeaotube 2 years ago
Not all of Staten island people though, just to be clear.
Gtrplyr1 2 years ago
People in case you don't know Staten Island has the worlds largest garbage dump, so naturally you are going to have crap and garbage, in that area...
Gtrplyr1 2 years ago
@Gtrplyr1: i hear you and i agree with you if this was 8 yrs ago because the dump closed like 8 years ago hahahahaaaa
NoOw whats their excuse?
SuperLegalTender 2 years ago
It's the mutations that have come form the piles of extensive crap :)
Gtrplyr1 2 years ago
we call them ginos in australia or wog boyz
BelandMike23Yeahboi 2 years ago
Italian in Italy have nothing to do with that ! That's impressive how the Italian culture and so stylish way to dress turned in the USA..Come on guys u should go to Milan all look like an D&G ad
toyatoy1986 2 years ago
2:56 guido? wtf dont think so. look like a bunch if mic irish
italianwjt 2 years ago 5
if thats a mic, then i'm a ginny wop.
JWilson360 2 years ago
@JWilson360 those are albanians
stormplaya51 1 year ago
they are albanians, there was a msg board thread about these pics a few years ago.
randy0987 2 years ago
@italianwjt dont say mic r u irish..? no ur not ! u cant say that
somthinfunny 1 year ago
This is funny, im no fan of 'guidos' but those pics of the dudes with tanned faces,have been altered to make the tan more orange, and darker. thats why the girls look so contrasted to them. @1:40 the top row is real, the bottom pics are altered.
randy0987 2 years ago
Thats Guido Mania Dude! - LOL
kevin26tx 2 years ago
Like Chris Rock said, "I love Italians but I hate Guidos,".....
.....or was that
I love black people but I hate niggers?"
logansGT 2 years ago
I totally feel you on that one dfrutled...I'm in Texas and that shit I saw on the vid was nas-tay. The men down here would whip the shit out of that mess.
jsaldana731 2 years ago
They're orange like oompaloompas
NemSoha 2 years ago
this guys are so funny artficial tanning is so gay... come to brazil freaking bitches (i mean the guidos not the guy that made this movie.. the guy can also come to brazil) and stop with fake tanning
lucasvinzon 2 years ago
what about the fag fist pump??
Macs83ak 2 years ago 6
bro you have no idea what you're talkin about, the guido thing started on staten island.. ive lived here for 23 years now since i was born and no im not a guido nor am i proud of the fact it started here. alot of staten islanders moved here from brooklyn when the verrazano was born, so stfu you duno what youre talkin about
itscarlfknc 2 years ago
for someone whos lived on staten island their whole life your fuckin retarded it didnt start in staten island it started with second generation italians that dont know shit about their backgrounds.. hense why real italians hate guidos for giving us a bad name and honestly most guidos are in jersey and long island because i never see any guidos on staten island but if and when i do im spitting on them
saramariedecker 2 years ago 2
guidos eat too many carrots
nuttster99 2 years ago
i feel bad for the normal ones that have to put up with these orange guido and guidettes just for living in the same area these fake fags and whores give us regular dudes that live near these places a bad name. Same goes for the other areas besides on si
vanDswim3 2 years ago
I feel bad for the Italians who have to deal with these kind of fools.What an embarrassment
tammylee09 2 years ago
We don't have this problem in New Orleans. These guido guys seems super fucking gay. However, everyone loves money, so I disagree with you there. Also, don't dislike a guy just because he works out, but I know what you guys are talking about.
Headbands? Sun glasses in the fucking club? Wife Beaters? Orange fucking faces? Everyone dressed the same fucking way? Tacky fucking clothing and jewelry?
No girls in the South would go after these fucking guys.
Last thing, I could hear your NJ accent
dfrutled 2 years ago
I respect what you have to say, but in no way shape or form did I ever live in NJ. You don't know what you're talking about on that one.
JWilson360 2 years ago
@dfrutled why you gotta hate on there style who the fuck cares what they do, let them live how they want too live. you dont control them fuck off. Everybody is different
DjValentin7 10 months ago
fuk this for a joke. i hope i never have to see one of these in real life. im planning on goin to USA next year and if i c 1 im gunna smash him and steal his money
vanwyn 2 years ago
KEEP THE GUID ALIIIIVVEEEEEEEEE
turkeyslime 2 years ago
They look like fools.What an embarrassment
tammylee09 2 years ago
These people don't exist here where I live, but I would love to see one in person. They're just rediculous looking.
greenshirt33 2 years ago
Haha I want to go to the east coast all the way from New Mexico to see if there are really "guidos/guidettes" too funny
CNANDEZ9 2 years ago
I adore this video. Guidos are so annoying, if a guy has to take more time in the bathroom then i do? he might as well take it in the rear.
roflitsdani 2 years ago
"Whoever is taking the time out of their day to snap a photo of you and you're going to flip them the bird?" LOL That was hysterical! I am from staten island, and this is only offensive whoever is watching this resembles what you're talking about. Question though, you're from SI? Because you have an accent. And what's a 'regular' Staten Island guy? lol
somesingerchick 2 years ago
yeah, I'm from SI. Tottenville to be specific. and a "regular" and normal staten island guy or girl doesnt wear arrogance like its an accessory.
JWilson360 2 years ago
orange freaks
SpongeBes 2 years ago
hey whoever narrated this vid has a cute voice hahaha
xoxo from Los Angeles
imjoaquintheline 2 years ago
JWWilson, you did a great job on this video and hit the nail on the head perfectly. I no longer live on Staten Island and don't miss this morons one bit. With them around I could never even enjoy a meal in a restaurant because all they ever did was use the F word. They are mostly high school dropouts who mooch off of their parents. They are an embarassment to the Italian culture and really need a kick in the ass to get them straight. I don't miss them or Staten Island. Thanks.
akytilop 2 years ago
i dont get why they all have the same style it just fuckin homo ......at 2:56 but buddies
serbmafioso3 2 years ago
The guys at the end were great! Sexy too like Normal and looked more like potential great ,real ,ungymed up,unjuiced up ,downright MEN! I say "potential"only because I am much older.I know what a man should be and look like ,and the guidos,whether they are a russian,puerto rican or italian verson look like mindless sheep,assholes.
ToeIn2194 2 years ago
i admit, im a guido and i dont care.haterz just like to make videos making fun of giudos while were out getting some fuckin pussy. people making fun of guidos should get off there computer and get a life.
Bigboyz188 2 years ago
dude, i do get off my computer, and i have a fucking life. i threw this video together in 40 minutes so i could pass my computer apps course in my senior year. teacher liked it, i got an A. people without orange skin "get pussy" too. stop being an ignorant chauvinist and pickup a vocabulary somewhere.
spelling haters with a "z" has me convinced you haven't hit puberty yet.
JWilson360 2 years ago
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Bigboyz188 2 years ago
ok hit me up any time. my cell is 1800-i-DONT-GIVE-A-FUCK
Bigboyz188 2 years ago
Awesome video man. I live in North Jersey and these tools are everywhere.
avataz 2 years ago
people ridicule guidos for a reason, and that's because it's a pathetic lifestyle. By obsessively working out, paying hundreds of dollars for a shirt, and all the other nonsense you guidos do, you obviously feel like you have something you need to prove. It's just like a short person with a napoleon complex. People notice when others act like this, and it's so obviously pathetic. That is why people make fun of guidos.
johnstall5350 2 years ago
Typically, so called "Guido neighborhoods" are the LOWEST crime rate areas in any city, or boro. So while you might find these guys mildly annoying, they're actually pretty harmless. I think that rather being embarrassed because you live in Staten Island, you should be thankful you don't live in Bed-Stuy, or Bushwick surrounded by worse people than Guidos.
serious3f 2 years ago 9
@serious3f guidos only really live on the south shore of staten island. I wouldnt say stapleton is "harmless"
longjumperss44 1 year ago
i fucking hate guidos. no normal guys or girls just multiple copies of each other trying to be somebody their not. its kinda funnny. their like robots.
11mustangs 2 years ago
spot on. spot on. cant say it any better
shaansadiq666 2 years ago
..WHAT SONG IS THIS?
GGNYCG 2 years ago
I live in staten island
its the best ;D
Merboy123556 2 years ago
That guy at the end looks like an oompa loompa
bonafidediablo 2 years ago
best video ive ever seen. staten islander who hates guidos as well. good work...its like the "LOOSE CHANGE" of guido expose's
JOEYGOLDCOMEDY 2 years ago
GUidos arent really that bad.
knowtherockrole 2 years ago
u r da truth!
Ujak118 2 years ago
iam italian n iam no gweeeeeed there dumb STATEN ISLAND
Billymarco444 2 years ago
JWILSON YOU ARE A GOD.
THANK YOU.
I lived my first 18 years on Staten Island... I left as fast as possible and gladly traded the SI accent for Boston just to feel somehow cleaner.
hotmetalslugs 2 years ago
soo glad im on the opposite coast from these d bags
moddedcat 2 years ago
I left Staten Island because of the Guidos.... too bad, nice place to live if it wasn't for all the assclown guidos
drunkensteaknife 2 years ago
STFU...US GUIDOZzZz OWN STATEN ISLAND...SHAOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MUDDAFCUKAzZzZ
GGNYCG 2 years ago
this is a great example of the eghos of staten island wondeful
11mustangs 2 years ago
yeah right those guys on the top left @1:35 dont look like Italians thay look like dominican or pr-
sarahjf2007 2 years ago
i totaly agree, guidos are the lowest of the low.
SteveTvLog 2 years ago
What song is that at the beginning? I had that song but lost it and don't know the title.
Echostarwb 2 years ago
im from staten island and i refuse to go to the mall cause of the fucking guidos there i hate them with a passion punk ass high school kids and staten island community college drop outs i wanna kick the shit outta all of em
parkhillpjs 2 years ago
guidos at the mall are usually more laidback than when theyre in their natural habitat in the south shore but yeah i agree
Siiickle 2 years ago
lmao but italians are too sexy!!
librafools12 2 years ago
at 1:58
"guidos are the bane of human existence".....*ouch*
Januscanal 2 years ago
gudioz r sexy...what song iz dat?
gweedoganxtu 2 years ago
I live in Nassau. I see them all the time.
kingofbums5 2 years ago
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kingofbums5 2 years ago
check vinny the chin if you like trhis
kixboxkid 2 years ago
Great Vid. i lived on Staten Island for 6 years. i couldn't stand those guido fucks either.
eVILsUPERBOY 2 years ago
I love Guido girls in the club, with full on make up/war paint and tight clothes lol, my favorite ............ women everywhere, take notice and emulate the girls at 1:46 (but do not take these stupid kissy face pics) thank you
zaicer 2 years ago
lol :D
MszshanicexX3 2 years ago
I love Guidos and so should you.
GinaAlexandra 2 years ago
What song/s was that in the beginning?
DerekUnit 3 years ago
Staten Island used to be a nice place
stealth423 3 years ago
It's really not that hard to avoid them. Just stay outta the staten island mall. lol.
JWilson360 3 years ago
And all of New Jersey
jareds2009 2 years ago
the mall is also full of emo and scene kids too
SidViciousIsGod 2 years ago
WIN! i aint a guido tho
mustang2005 3 years ago