deadly house of waxes wax off love so tough foes wanna uppercut the effort it took keep'n dis shit clean jus tore da scrub up we'll wash ya mouth out soap-a-liquid drano FUCK ya tongue punk crush censors ships like monster trucks and fires roast'n little nuts at least they had some guts to leave as feast that feed a devils mutts leftovers in the meat locker tricks bag of bones stuffed in a trunk watch now you see'm now you don't my minions just can't get enough
The pain has now faded, it's no longer here. My sight is now blurry, it's just disappeared. I can't hear a thing, and I can't smell either. My senses are gone, and I can't breathe neither. Just trust me on this one, I can't tell a lie. Merry Christmas to all, I'm glad that I died.
The heat of the mountain as I throw down a match it blackens like a shit stain steals like a snatch Heaven holds comfort In bliss and in pain The scar of the torment or the fallacy of name Burn says the warmth Stink says the shit Slipping into dawn and dying in the ditch.
hot and cold. mixed to one , a loves dream can last for a life time .so when you look up at the night think of me and when i look at the sun i'll rember the warmth of your heart.
As I look upon these starry skies I think about our bonding ties I see your eyes I see the moon Your smile just makes my heart swoon For on this hill of which we sit Inside my heart throws a fit For our time nears its end Our paths once crossed now must bend For through I met you through drunk lust I've now a feeling that I trust Something inside, no not an infection And no Joe, it's not my throbbing erection Just a thing i've wanted to say to you Before our time is all through I'll miss you.
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
Mailbu park, what a hot spot, where you can have a lot, full of stupidity, for free. Mailbu Park, the place that has the weirdest fire safety rules, which makes you.... d-dule. (random word i made up) Malibu Park, a place where you put garabage in a trash can, the place where you go..--for a can of soup? (Random!) Malibu Park, the place where you will die, because of pie.(BECAUSE OF ANGRY BEARS, THAT IS!) Malibu Park, the worst educational place. face it, malibu park sucks. ;\
There's nothing more special, Than the presence of the only one, The more I want you in my world, It just seems impossible to be done, I had a dream, About how this would end, But it may only be me, That regard you as a friend, I know this sounds like a song, But I'm not writing one, Cause it took me so long, To think of what could be done.
Joe, have you ever seen a youtuber names Julian Smith? He has a Character named Jeffery and I think crazy Ass and Jeffery should go on a date. xD It could quite possible be the greatest video in the history of YouTube.
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TheTrevor627 1 month ago in playlist Comedy Sketches
Joe, what's the song at the end? please tell me.
tharilovesjohnmorris 2 months ago
The song at the end made me cry!
tharilovesjohnmorris 2 months ago
That poem was beautiful :')
Jamlivesinajar 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
The Death
The pain has now faded, it's no longer here. My sight is now blurry, it's just disappeared. I can't hear a thing, and I can't smell either. My senses are gone, and I can't breathe neither. Just trust me on this one, I can't tell a lie. Merry Christmas to all, I'm glad that I died.
AveryakaBecky 2 months ago in playlist More videos from JoeNationTV
Thumbs up if you clicked
XD
BillyCrash100 4 months ago
This is one of the best things I've ever seen.
Meagastax 5 months ago
caddenmiller 5 months ago
I clicked because it said brownies :( oh well great vid though :D
sasuke123456 5 months ago
Love the teeth!..lol
Gabriela4321 5 months ago
How did you get the fire truck
idkufigureitout12345 5 months ago 5
That poem was... beautiful. ; ;
Leotribal 5 months ago
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why are both top comments the same damn thing
ackerish 5 months ago
awsome writing gonna keeep watching yo bids :)
mkcsdlf 5 months ago
There is actually someone in my class that talks like that. He's a SERIOUS racist. He even says the "N" word in class.
uncomprehendablename 5 months ago
0:20. Barney's teeth are falling out.
MadamKatieKutthroat 6 months ago
hot and cold. mixed to one , a loves dream can last for a life time .so when you look up at the night think of me and when i look at the sun i'll rember the warmth of your heart.
desi2448 6 months ago 4
roses are red
violets are blue
i suck at poems
hi
danielcarmi305 6 months ago
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Can i get thumbs up for no reason!?
Arcennen 6 months ago 4
i came here to see a knockout
bluecharm08F 6 months ago 59
Hers my poem. AhEm!
smart toilet green poop red piss burns.
fruvalcaba57 6 months ago
i wonder how long it took him to write that poem lol
spartans2350 6 months ago
scroll up your missing the video
patinoina1 6 months ago
what the Firetruck!?!?
jda175 6 months ago
this FUCKS me a lot
TristanSy07 6 months ago
i see no punching
laxitudeeeee 6 months ago
*sniffle* it.....it...IT WAS BEAUTIFUL *sobs* such wonderful poetry......
xxdeathmetaljoyxx 6 months ago
this was not the next victim but i love it anyway
17ALiE 6 months ago
nice improv, bubba!
still7geo 6 months ago
luve rednecks
RockstarHQ1 6 months ago
roses are red violets are blue i have gonorrhea and now so do you :) theres your poem...
SAMTECHGUY123 6 months ago
How can he not laugh while doing that.
BusHnaIdo 6 months ago
Soooo much for the next victim..
DattKiddFromSTLouis 6 months ago 3
@DattKiddFromSTLouis i know right, i clicked on that link and i got this shit
whatzituya55 6 months ago
@DattKiddFromSTLouis Lol, you were the next victim...
zacharyrod1st 6 months ago
Blue...
FilmHawks 6 months ago
HOW THE FUCK YOU GET THAT HORSE?!!
llxllellrlloll 6 months ago
@llxllellrlloll its acually really easy to get a horse ...
BreannaRAWRily 6 months ago
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i love how the two top comments are the same.
(dont thumbs this up assholes)
plt801echo 6 months ago 90
@plt801echo Hahaha I love how nobody listens to you
chloe121499 6 months ago
@plt801echo LOL, owned
fedemehlhorn123 6 months ago
wtf firetruck
SuperBennettboy 6 months ago
i couldnt take u seriously omg
JonasTokioLuver 6 months ago
XD firefighter commercial
tionoasin 6 months ago
Joe, YOU'RE SO CUTE!
and i loved the poem :D
TheJuicysaturday 6 months ago
That firetruck is a little something called production value! :)
pinkyap 6 months ago
Roses are red
violets are blue
JoeNation's dead
and soon, so shall you! >:D
amibrainwashed 6 months ago
Wow, you got a firetruck!
amibrainwashed 6 months ago
why are both top comments the same damn thing
amibrainwashed 6 months ago 58
@amibrainwashed they arent this time :)
shanedawsonfan393 6 months ago
he did not get the firetruck, it just happened by chance! the whole video is improvised people!
da1nonlyladie14 6 months ago 11
people ask how he got a firetruck, he lives in LA there was prob an actual fire they just got the truck on film lol
monsterjoe94 6 months ago 5
Ok I think we're all asking how he got a firetruck.
Stop commenting about it.
GingerHottie123 6 months ago
ohh i have the same towel..
MrFugbuddy 6 months ago
Joe you know shorthand? Wow I'm impressed!
HabboPhil 6 months ago
thats firetrucking awesome..............aha c wht i did there!!!
Rude4ngel 6 months ago
OMG those teeth are fake! 1:45
HabboPhil 6 months ago
@HabboPhil OBVIOUSLY!
ilysmTaylorLautner96 6 months ago
@ilysmTaylorLautner96 >:)
HabboPhil 6 months ago
i clicked
Sku11Hax 6 months ago 8
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I like cake.
AppleOfInternalHappy 6 months ago 2
Joe do you ever hang out with people that wear shirts? >_>
ExactLeigh 6 months ago 10
@ExactLeigh no because he likes albino people.
HabboPhil 6 months ago
fucking hilarious!!!!
rtrchik 6 months ago
Why did this appear in my subscription list!?
Jared4224 6 months ago
Your accent reminds me of Forrest gump XD
Damdamdamdumzz 6 months ago
roses are red
violets are blue
Joe Nation, I love you <3
olirulz2k8 7 months ago
my poem "roses are blue violets are red this video sucks ass and so do you"
hi232ju 7 months ago
@hi232ju You can`t even tell in what color roses are,so i believe you can`t tell if this video is good or not,couse it is real good
Vilnislv13 7 months ago
@Vilnislv13 i did that on purpose dumb ass
hi232ju 7 months ago
@hi232ju That's one thing you can relate to this video about, eh?
JesusPhilism 6 months ago
hot.
pinkfoundations 7 months ago
"Sometimes I come up here just to eat a sandwich..."
remurdereht 7 months ago
lamp
Sonnicham 7 months ago
LAMP!
Jordanmacyify 7 months ago
BROWNIES (:
Jordanmacyify 7 months ago
roses are red, violets are blue, i'll fuck you with a rake :]
asianboi221 7 months ago
HexingCurse 7 months ago 3
hahahahaaa! Barney is the name of my Brother!!
Liberty1401 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
JohnstasBACK 7 months ago
One of your best videos dude !!!
BizKatsz 7 months ago
lol cracking up so bad at that poem hahaha xD
ReeceGGL 7 months ago
JoeNation is an incarnation,
Of things that cause elation.
Whilst his humour is chaotic
When topless, it's hypnotic.
:D
TheJewelWonder 7 months ago 3
I'm confused, Barney can read?! :P
TheJewelWonder 7 months ago
Meanwhile in Alabama...
MsCarlyAlexa 7 months ago
He is like Simple Jack in this video.
TheDzhoel 7 months ago
gave me a boner
boysupotify 7 months ago
i like your poem
more barnee
lundonbby 7 months ago
i like your poem
lundonbby 7 months ago
i dont know why but i feel sorry for barney. he kinda reminds me of a retarded kid.. o.o
lyricsmania11 7 months ago
Joe: "How you ladies doing beautiful day out here in the park right?"
Chicks: *walk away without making eye contact*
LOL!
sweetchic216 7 months ago
HI MY NAMES BARNEY HIGGLES AND IM HERE AT THE STATE PARK MALIBU PARK STATE PARK
darknightza 7 months ago
the poem brought tears ro my eyes or... maybe it was because i just woke up hungery and cranky
cazmo1963 7 months ago
DAMN...that poem was good!
Rubraddicted 7 months ago
HOW DID YOU GET A FIRETRUCK!!!!!!
11asger 7 months ago 387
@11asger You call them and say there is a fire and when they come out you get it on video.
xNoSc0p3x 6 months ago
@11asger ikr
BaseballVids25 6 months ago
@11asger You start a fire ...
tuxor01 6 months ago
@11asger how else start an extual fire
AlexanderJohnz 6 months ago
@11asger Its a fake one, you can rent them.
VesperTick 6 months ago
@11asger 911 lol
1Deejay7 6 months ago
LOL
DavinaFaerie 7 months ago
A rock in the road? I save them all, and one day I'll build myself a castle.
A castle that floats on past dreams.
A castle who's walls are chained together by broken hearts.
A castle, that is built on all the sorrow, all the setbacks, all the hate.
But in the end, I will have ..
A castle.
A castle that will last.
Sailing onwards.
A castle strong as time ..
CallofdutyFr34k 7 months ago 3
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, so get in the van
hemzdapro 7 months ago 6
i almost peed my pants when you asked the guy if he was going swimming in the lake!
helloluverr143 7 months ago
I just realized that your videos never show up in my sub box even though I've been subscribed for eons. D:
f0r33ha 7 months ago
I went to that place! I saw the M.A..S.H set there
spyroboy1000 7 months ago
was there a real fire or did you like rent a firetruck??
TheRose130 7 months ago
that was some deep shit man :'(
jairojairo633 7 months ago
how da hell did u manage to get a real firetruck there?
felixdahouserat 7 months ago
Forrest Gump, when'd you get here?!?
Sarahsneak 7 months ago
How the fuck did you get a fire truck?
tforkirbiie 7 months ago
joe your poems are amazing..i teared up a bit
JimmyLawrenson 7 months ago
I would go to that park if you go with me Joe! And we can write poetry together.
girl112791 7 months ago
Epic xD
The96Fabio 7 months ago
AAAHHH, fuck off asshole!
LMAO
JoaoPinto23 7 months ago
I like those teeth :D
PSremote 7 months ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, you character Billy Bob has teeth like my poo
ZombieAnusPounder 7 months ago
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1. You are reading this comment
2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
dannygranger3 7 months ago
I have
It's a nice day
Your gay
ObsessedFantage12 7 months ago
Illiteracy is no laughing matter, but I laughed my ass off. 1:53
DoYerBest 7 months ago
holy shit i never got this in my sub box and it's a week old.
ajzism 7 months ago
Those ladies are rude,
They should not have ignored you.
Maybe they're dentists!
(Haikus rule!)
anbayanyay 7 months ago
i found some mice
i sliced and diced
then i took out the lice
put them in my soup all hot and nice
then i made some rice while playing some dice
then i munch and crunch it was ripe but nice
thats right i ate some raw mice
but dont forget the yummy rice :P
supernarutofan12able 7 months ago
i love this video.
and what's the song for the poem?
soscot 7 months ago
I don't need to write a poem
but I mightl
because I like your teeth.
Lukergamer 7 months ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I watch Joenation because he rules!
And because Bob Thunder makes me!
RadLou1892 7 months ago
How did you get a fire truck?!
SquishySavvy 7 months ago 3
Chazziiful 7 months ago
Barney went to Malibu park :) Favorite place in the world.
Brina433 7 months ago
WHAT DID YOU GUYS USE FOR AUDIO??MIC?
BoHoVsGolf 7 months ago
How the hell did you get a firetruck?
imcaradelucia 7 months ago 288
@imcaradelucia I was just thinking the exact same thing.
tehcorkie 7 months ago
@imcaradelucia
"Editing is a charm."
theSean2711 6 months ago
@imcaradelucia prolly started a real fire. LOL
RawrTokima 6 months ago
@imcaradelucia he photshoped it in.
Rock2Roll4 6 months ago
@imcaradelucia The normal way, Call 911 :)
Narsedax 6 months ago
Hah i love it! :D
Whitebackground 7 months ago
hahaha hes such a redneck
trefliprevert 7 months ago 3
was that jess and olga at the end?
walkerredeye 7 months ago
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ThRandomGal 7 months ago
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ThRandomGal 7 months ago
Kinda reminds ya of the water boy
zachyeah13 7 months ago
Joe, have you ever seen a youtuber names Julian Smith? He has a Character named Jeffery and I think crazy Ass and Jeffery should go on a date. xD It could quite possible be the greatest video in the history of YouTube.
BigTysHouseOfTech 7 months ago
i was expecting to see a dinosaur....i'm disapointed.
TheMushPower 7 months ago
does anyone else wonder how he got the firetruck in the video?
crystal513ily 7 months ago 2
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im climbin in yo window
snatchin yo people up
tryin to rape em
so hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz there rapin everybody out there
-ghetto fried chicken lover (no racial)
asianboi221 7 months ago
roses are red
violets are blue
i'll fuck you with a rake
-shane
asianboi221 7 months ago 2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Insert rest of clever and sweet poem here <3
~LNK
LuvzxNxKissez 7 months ago
you have to many links in your info section!
Phatrix1337 7 months ago
Even with those teeth, I still would...
iamhoey 7 months ago
so happy you made my day :)
LUISDIAZ27 7 months ago
Do you have a cousin named Tavin?
PLFields1111 7 months ago
how'd you get the fire truck there? lucky coincidence?
TheMonaRezvani 7 months ago
please can he be on tv or a film! he's just too good!
crazyroom64 7 months ago
He kinda looks like a hillbilly version of Mr. Safety.
whoo689 7 months ago
what camera do you use in other videos like training camp or such? andany recommendations for around 250 ?
itsthatguyyahh 7 months ago
joe, you are my inspiration for youtube and ima make a video dedicated for you soon, probably a different channel
you is the bestest youtuber ever
itsthatguyyahh 7 months ago
LMFAO ;D
tamtam556 7 months ago
DgjfghgfhgdfjvchSdctxxrzwzecg h huh t t isn't it beatiful
reviewguy909 7 months ago
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reviewguy909 7 months ago
How did they get a fire truck
reviewguy909 7 months ago
Roses are red and violets are blue I love Joe and Shane Dawson too
kaylawesome2 7 months ago
twinkle twinkle little bitch, wash your hole, you smell like fish.
SuperrrRoberttt1152 7 months ago
poem by me
i got to yellow and you potato sunset never drink south umbrella
sorry, this one, always makes me cry, i can't keep writing.... DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!
rebornvisualministry 7 months ago
i wonder how many takes getting that magnifying glass in the ground took....
majorwadek 7 months ago
Best channel I have ever subbed too. Period.
ZzTwistafatezZ 7 months ago
I dropped a tear in the ocean the day you find it is the day I stop watching your videos
LaurenGordonTV 7 months ago
There's White Boy , Bob , Barney , and Crazy Ass,
She likes to party and she gets wastid real fast .
I love ya Joe Nation cause you're halarious and cool .
Especially when Bob was supposed to clean the pool .
You're YouTube Assasin videos were entirely EPIC ,
Joe you're friggin AWESOME and dont you forget it !!
WildNCrazy04 7 months ago 3
I wish i was going to vidcon,
But i can't because of my mom.
She won't give me the money
And she keeps buying honey
For Winnie the Pooh.
I wish i could see other YouTubers and you...
[Wow...]
caitlinsykes 7 months ago 86
@caitlinsykes honey is goood!
JoeNationTV 7 months ago 74
@JoeNationTV Listen...
kzkhaledkz 7 months ago
@caitlinsykes WOW that's what i was gonna sa y
summeiya101 7 months ago