Ali G - Who Wants to Win an Ounce

[ihateallofyoupeople]

come on now this is obviously a bag of crack jeez

[enathanwild12]

Dont hate on people "educated" enough to know that that is not an ounce. It simply isnt an ounce. its worth mentioning

[christifreak12]

@enathanwild12 No it's not!! Nobody gives two shits!!

[01musicbabe]

@enathanwild12 No one gives a fliying shit if it really is an ounce. It's a bag of fucking dope, and the video is funny. Thats all we need to know :/

[MrAsherport]

loving the bazooka shirt

[ChrisTaylorr1]

never laughed so hard in my life :')

[PenguinJr1994]

i could get mashed of a 1/16

[tombokickass]

@PenguinJr1994 yeah but this is ali g's nan

[thechronic4twenty]

I would totally watch this show!!!

[souperhart]

it's not an ounce... it's over 9000 ounces!

[mitru111]

@souperhart Word.

[tillinginagrave1]

street value of that sack 2 billion dollars

[hotkulboi77]

ring ur dealer HAHAHAHAAH

[shakka219]

ha well funny 

[AVFCsi02]

Do you wanna go for an "Henry the Eighth." hahaha.

[Bugziee07]

50/50 Or ring your dealer LOL

[WowzaBoyz]

who cares if it's not an ounce, that's not really the point of this.

[DANNYTOMPA]

OMG thats not an ounce. it is over 5 tons!

[jdt917]

Woa I wanna play

[IHATEATHEIST2]

He's right though , that's no way an ounce.

[ruthio1]

thas barely a ten bag

[TokerTV]

@ruthio1 shut the fuck up

[ruthio1]

@TokerTV I shut ur mother up

[breakfastisgo]

@ruthio1 When you say retarded shit like that, you're pretty much admitting you're a stupid twelve year old.

[iiOOOiiiOOOiiiOOOii]

that's not bud guys, it's hash.

[SurfingJakeOwns]

thats not an ounce cause my mate showed me weed one time and i could tell by the colour that it wouldnt of added up

[SabanBno]

@SurfingJakeOwns

an ounce of hash and an ounce of weed doesnt look same ;)

[afterglo0w]

its an ounce of hash so it weights more and doesn't need a large bag

[fantaXDaddict]

Who gives a shit if it's a fucking ounce or not? Obviously all you do is smoke shit and talk about it. Sad pricks.

[necrojuan22]

Haha, Stupid ass!



[TheRighteoussam]

i dk what you noobs are talking about, that's obviously a quap...

[hilariclart]

Could easily be an ounce, ever seen an ounce of bush weed?

[shrunkensimon]

Obviously some people in here don't know shit about Cannabis. That could easily be an ounce.. i've seen a wrap that size that weighed up exactly at 28g and it was bone dry, sticky, amsterdam quality smoke (most likely it was from dam). This is from someone who's actually seen ounce bags and has acutally been to amsterdam too. I would expect that to not be an ounce if it were just weed.. which is probably what many noobs in here are getting xD

[Constellashun]

thats not even half a oz lol

[92liddy]

D: ring your dealer ROFL

[Letspreach]

I've bought (and subsequently weighed) bags of (not necessarily perfectly dry) weed that looked puny and underweight, but still held around the 28-30g mark.

[HAYDNBBH]

Bull shit is that an ounce

[stealthgeeza]

Swear that's a Q .. XD

[Talisman09]

Who gives a flying shit if he's not using a realistic looking ounce? Oh, look at me, I'm so cool, I know what an ounce of weed looks like cos I smoke it lulz! Only kids bring such trivial tripe to attention

[notabeth]

@Talisman09 It still doesn't look like an ounce though..

[ihopthsuzrnmeisfree]

@Talisman09 now THIS should be top comment! :D

[jeebersjumpincryst]

50/50, or ring your dealer!

TOO FUNNY!!!!

[pigfarts992]

I will put the sheeny curse on Ben Affleck

[ba77ar90]

/FUCK THE LAUGHING MACHINE

[ShivDes710]

i wish this was a real show i wud have applied

[PaulMFliebler]

dense nugs,

[AlmalikAwab]

press F13 for better quality .....thumps up if you looked.

[MrBradshawbenjamin]

@AlmalikAwab Thumbs up if you looked and found it, because you have a mac!

[edwinaisobese]

@AlmalikAwab fuck off you loser.

[koolwhat]

50/50... or ring your DEALER...!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

[losepocket]

Theres sand in the bottom of that bag O weed.

[coldbloodisback]

can't hear anything cos of all the 'hahahahahah'

[bobbys66]

i'd pay £20 tops for that!

[wcenk]

@Linus240 It's from when he was on British TV before doing Da Ali G Show

[n4stynat604]

could easily be an ounce. ounce can be the size of a kids fist.

[OmgItsSean196]

not even a q

[TupacX2Pak]

Lol I love how faggots are arguing if its an ounce or not like they're such pros at determening this shit. Get a life cock blowers.

[LibertyAtYourService]

@TupacX2Pak

Faggots like you got ripped off as a child. BEOTCH! 

[hexstaticleon]

@TupacX2Pak haha, you dont need to be a pro to know thats not an oz lol

[shanyin1234]

@TupacX2Pak its just like 1/5 of an ounce man thats all

[dbs55denis]

@TupacX2Pak In my personall opinion, i dont see why your comments revieved so many thumbs up, yeah it doesent look like an ounce, big deal? not reall, could they have done a better job? yeah easily.(could be really dense nug however)

[EHVwnsl]

thats like 10 gr. whahaha

[Linus240]

Where can one find this season of Ali G? Please help =(

[nonfiction88]

@Linus240 on 4od

[MrRussianReznov]

I actually didn't know number 1.....

[Epiclepsy]

@MrRussianReznov Derp.

[ChinchillazOnIceCube]

I wouldve gotten number one wrong. BOOYAKASHA

[syas13]

Dont know if its a coincidence or 'cleverly placed',but did any one notice on the contestant's T-shirt,it says 'bazooka' - which is slang for combination of crack and marijuana and some other shit

[EroSennin6669]

@syas13 Its also the same name and logo as an American chewing gum company.

[syas13]

@EroSennin6669 thx,didn't know that.

[cimarronn2]

@syas13 spanish bazuko

[pepsiplunge316]

The editing is really obnoxious.

[CdotJ1994]

poo

[TheCoolbreeze1804]

its about a half ounce.hahahhahaha

[MrSCGuy21]

It all depends on how the buds are dried, you can get extremely compact and heavy nuggets. Basically shut the fuck up about the size of the sack and watch the video, no one cares if you think that's actually an ounce or not.

[djparnate]

@MrSCGuy21 my sack iz big .. hehe

[THEONLYnirvananut]

GREAT episode man hahaha. any chance of a FULL episode upload?? =) and other episodes?

[BabyaaAlyceja269]

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[danielschiffers]

Im from Holland he says he got it from Amsterdam, in a coffeeshop u would pay about 50 euro for that if its regular weed. And if its really the finest weed money van buy much more. But regular weed means for dutch ppl maybe somting different then for foreignders especcially amerikans always go bad on dutch weed. XD

[numba8blakey]

m8 thats like a good 20 bag not an ounce

[eXiLeUnitedPs3]

his accent wasn't as good here?

[TheRedSwitch]

That's a gram in Canada.

[EziixPked]

@TheRedSwitch their ounce on the show is an eighth in canada.

[turniperous]

@EziixPked lol no matter what weed it is that aint an eighth, maybe a q, but if you rekon that weighs 3.5g youve never seen a bag of weed in your life!

[EziixPked]

@turniperous Britsh Columbia has some of the cheapest (and high grade) shit in the world apart from where it's legal. Im betting you live somewhere in the states or in eastern canada, or even europe where the weed is expensive as shit

[spartac7]

Big up the Berkshire Massive... EREMENOW.

[AnnAAngel1564]

D;]

[hjdsbbsjk]

ALI G is from Wales???? :DDDDD are u kidding me, he was borned in London, and hes mother was Jewish from Israel, and father from Wales

[Makaveli7Martii]

where is ali g from?

[MHendof]

@Makaveli7Martii

staines

[PALIL2]

@MHendof lol he's from Wales

[Josh44Tube]

@PALIL2 i think his dads from wales but he was born and brought up in london

[MHendof]

@PALIL2

if you're actually talking about cohen, then he's from london, his dad was from wales

[PALIL2]

@MHendof kk thanks for clarifying it :)

[PALIL2]

@Makaveli7Martii Wales

[CotaLax3o3]

just a bag of shake lol

[mrmaynard]

@PheelHan - he says 1/16th for getting the FIRST question right... not what was on the table, dumbass. You must have not been paying attention.

[JaSheen89]

How come the sound skipped every time he said Arse?

[RyanORLY]

ring ur dealer hahaha

[123cheeba]

haha you can ring your dealer o man thats great

[OSOPRODUCTIONS]

haha so funny

[123currymuncher]

RING YOUR DEALER!

[mrmaynard]

There is no chance that is an ounce...

[PheelHan]

@mrmaynard says 16th of an ounce dumbass.. 

[bobsacamano1]

@PheelHan you think that's what 1/16 looks like? looks like an oz to me

[lewisf726]

@mrmaynard coul dbe wet :P ;)

[bakerisballin]

@mrmaynard you're stupid. that looks like exactly an ounce.

[mrmaynard]

@bakerisballin

I dunno what you buy, but an ounce where I come from is 28 grams... and it's a helluva lot more than that skimpy bag.

[tho0085]

@mrmaynard yes there is, i dont know what your chronic looks like but mines tight as fuck, 5cm long hard as qrtr buds

[BackToSch00l]

@mrmaynard ya quad at most

[7Xpect4]

@mrmaynard grinded maybe?

[MisterWite1]

@mrmaynard you're retarded....

[mrmaynard]

@MisterWite1 Apparently a large group of people think otherwise... You must be getting ripped off.

[MisterWite1]

@mrmaynard what I'm saying is, ounces come in all shapes and sizes, anyone who buys enough of them would know that. A large group of people believe in Santa too, so that defense won't cut it.

[mrmaynard]

@MisterWite1 Santa's real?!?

[MisterWite1]

@mrmaynard There's no chance that's an ounce?!?

[originalsuperman1]

@mrmaynard it might be commpressed. lol

[Muwambaa]

you is gonna go down anyway, why not go down in style, jajajajaj

[tinyman12323]

Blow him away! Lol

[MrFrequency4twenty]

or do you tell the cop his shoelace untied and then stick it up your arse lmfao

[nrdify]

Ali's reaction to the guys answer for the 1st question is ftw!!!

[PickeKid]

it actually easily could be an ounce, a ounce doesnt look as big as youd think

[sultanoxforduk]

LOL

[Jeorgy92]

wow! thats not an ounce?!! well at least the drug is real... not!

[alban7188]

@Jeorgy92 you havent seen much tree in your life. it all depends on the density if the weeds compressed enough it will look small or another case if its fluffly enough an ounce can look like 2 and ahalf ounces . thats why people weigh shit you cant eyball

[Jeorgy92]

@alban7188 sorry im not a drugadict, gilipollas.

[mufasahootenanny]

@Jeorgy92 ...its tv you muppet

[Jeorgy92]

@mufasahootenanny callate la puta boca capullo..

[Pachut15]

thats not an ounce haha

[inFluenceGaming360]

its not a ounce ok calm down its a fuckin joke how u no its not an o could just be buds not grinded

[diabolovir]

you is gonna go down anyways, why not go down in style.  lol

[simyan2008]

an ounce of hash is heavier as it tends to weigh 28 grams where as anything else would be 25, now WHERE IS MY TEENTH!!!

[heyshutupyou]

that is not an ounce

[gaasemyr94]

OMG DRUGS ARE DANGEROUS!!!!!!

[Steelerskissthering]

HAHAHAHA Sasha Baron Cohen is the funniest motherfucker besides chapelle in the world in my opinion hands down.

[TANK1671]

the answer was either B) tell him his shoelace was undone and stick it up your ass, or D) take out your AK and blow him away lmaoo

[dancingbrave24]

God there are so many big men on here who can judge a weight with their eyes....its a fucking tv programme chill

[NSB0953]

Why would your dealer help you win weed from someone else? He just gonna charge you what it's worth.

[hfdpayner]

120 people didnt have a smoke innit.

[samcarroll2]

yorkshire area, HULL dealer: 01482 445481

good green.

LEGIT.

[MaltezaPleazaa]

@samcarroll2 be funny if a cop picks up the phone

[mongoosedawg]

One person should think up comments on his fucking own!

[S3rbS0ccerVids]

120 people should've called their dealers :D

[RBK9kplayer]

C) should have been "ask the copper if he would like to join"

[Osamabindansker]

looks like its jus short of a halfie.. too small to be an ounce :/

[itayash]

you fool led is the haviest thing on the world!!!



[srinivaskari]

lol...who wants to win an ounce

[kiato14]

i won the ounce!!!!!!

[Lazyboi69r]

Looks more like a Q

[NFFC3094JoKeR]

'are you nervous yeah i am abit, well you should have had a smoke init' and 'remmmeber u can go 50-50 or ring your dealer' are awsome, lmao xD

[VivaLaMac666]

i whould fucking dominate this gameXD

[megagooner1000]

remeber u can ask the audience go 50/50 or ring your dealer. thats epic

[instereovideos]

how hard is it to upload a video with audio and video in sync

[shmozai]

@instereovideos It's not really the owner's fault. The video may or may not be synced but when you upload it to YouTube it doesn't upload right sometimes. Usually that's the case but some of the times it's the owner's fault.

[BukkakeCocktails]

@instereovideos Go and drown in a lake. LEAVE USAMMON ALONE.

[423likeajewel]

I love Ali G... soo... sooo much

[mcz420]

oz my ass....that looked like not even a nickle bag

[anthonyblyth87]

I bet the right answer was "Stick it up the copper's arse"

[Apex678]

thats a small ounce

[Jamesbenn49]

hahahha

[MidnightSon]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[davidgrepl21]

HAHA you can ask the audience, go 50-50 or you can ring your dealer :D :D :D

[demon333x2]

@davidgrepl21 whoops accidentally thumbed down it :\

[roldkill1]

lmao

[lsdandy]

this is awesome!

[pkyomama02]

roflllll

[beezyb42011]

ask the audience, go 50/50, or call ur dealer!

[burn0riz0r]

get out your ak and BLOW him away

you´re gonna go down anyway why not go down in style?

awesome xD

[WarRangerV]

I lol'd at ring your dealer

[d3tach3d]

there is like a quarter. at least make it more accurate!!

[Shredwizard445]

That must be some of the most incredibly dense bud in the world, because that certainly doesn't look like an O

[Dobbs8816]

More like Who Wants to Win a Quad.

[Emac964]

get out your ak and blow him away!!! haha

[eminem4555]

or ring youre dealer.. hahaha,, lol

[kaa10]

doesnt even look like a ounce

[DrQxx]

If you win them its alright init !