@seismology@geology@earthquake@science@geologists@seismologists I AM HERE EARTHQUAKE #333 IS NOT NORMAL AS SEISMOLOGY SHOULD GO (1) PRELUDE (2) GREAT SHOCK (3) AFTERSHOCKS THIS EVENT THAT IS ON MY BIRTHDAY HAD MANY GREAT SHOCKS. September 3, September 10, September 10, September 15, September 17, September 23, September 26, THIS ONE HIDDEN AS 3 Is EARTHQUAKE #333 THE BIGGEST OF ALL TIME... NOW YOU SEE. TESLA WAS NOT O.C.D. WAVES IN THE BAY IN GROUPS OF 3'S QUAKE#333 -Biblical Prophet
Tom was a funny character, I felt so bad for him when he got laid off and then hit by a car. I'm just glad he got that settlement. He did a great job acting in this! :D
A jump to conclusions mat is no dumber an idea than the pet rock was. But let's look at who the real dummies are. Anyone who spent money on a "pet rock" are the truest of dummies and gullible morons. Wasting money on anything you can find in your driveway has to be one of the stupidest things anyone can do.
@MyPersonalVendetta Umm not all of us have driveways from which we can harvest pet rocks. I would gladly shell out some money for a pet rock, because all I have access to are pet asphalts. Pet asphalts are no fun.
My dad told me the pet rock guy really did make a million dollars too! Another more recent example of what Tom's talking about is the Snuggie. It's a really stupid idea, but I saw on Joan River's show (can't remember what it was called... I almost NEVER watch TV) that the maker of it is a millionaire. Tom's so right though... there's people in this world who come up with a really catchy money-making idea and once sold, never have to work another day after that.
I have a Pet Rock. I'm usually away from home a lot, so I leave him in the driveway from time to time so he can socialize with other rocks.
I ran over him once, but after a quick examination, I luckily found that my Pet Rock was unscathed by my ignorance. To make up for it, I brought home a beautiful, beige, polished river rock for him to possibly develop a loving relationship with. He's igneous, and she's a sedimentary. I hope they can get past that.
Jump to conclusion floormat is not a bad idea, actually. That's why the guys will remain cubicle slaves forever for not recognizing a money-making idea.
Me and my friend work at this "Retail store" and we wait for some customers and act like we are upper management usually by going to a cashier and mentioning job performance hahah its funny during work.
working on another heart attack LOL! "i bet i'm the first one laid off! just the thought of going to the state unemployment office to stand in line w/ those SCUMBAGS!
He wasn't a tough guard..he ditched Kimble and his buddy when the train was coming, shot wildly at the inmates...even those sitting confined in their seats, and then lied about being a hero. I'm sure his buddy would have been pissed at him.
Check out The Life Coach featuring Ron from Office Space (Peter Gibbons), theres a vid on here and I know that echelon studios has the movie on their website.
amazing actors. this is one of my favourite films.
thechickwholuvsbnbh 1 year ago 2
the look on his face when he explains the ideal, lol
sumreelnxtlvlshyyt 1 year ago
That's actually not such a bad idea.
DefectivePoliceFarce 1 year ago
Where can I get a "Jump-to-Conclusions" matt?
DjSin20 1 year ago
@DjSin20
probably next to the tom collin's mix
josssshua 1 year ago
@DjSin20 ...My uncle's house.. he'll give you a candy bar if you jump on his conclusion
buttlord123 1 year ago
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Really? What was it Tom?
PGASpellissy 1 year ago
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PGASpellissy 1 year ago
So that's where family guy got it...
Commonwealth96 1 year ago
@Commonwealth96
Family Guy steals everything. In fact, their whole style is ripped off of The Critic.
However, The Critic was actually funny.
Jikk 1 year ago
MOOT!
itsbankaibitch 1 year ago 2
I cant believe someone would buy a pet rock
12lbq 1 year ago
Ahahahahahahah man. . . Poor Tom. I feel so bad for him. I want to go give him a good pat on the back and a million dollars. rofl. . .
Zeuts85 1 year ago
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...Really? What was it, Tom?
GrimmyIndeed 1 year ago
Tom was like "Haters gonna hate..."
Youareallworthless 1 year ago
facepalm at 0:43
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insightllc 1 year ago
thats the worst idea i've ever heard in my life tom XD
Kazeriux 1 year ago
I am so totally taking that idea... I call it
TheBigfootdood 1 year ago
Tom was a funny character, I felt so bad for him when he got laid off and then hit by a car. I'm just glad he got that settlement. He did a great job acting in this! :D
jelloman17 1 year ago
i can make your bed rock at dabeliew x3 dot heythisisanewmeme duuht comp
statquo112 1 year ago
MOOT!
MaynkorX14 1 year ago
omg. no matter what job you have. you can always relate to this movie.
MrCannibaljerky 1 year ago
They should've cast Wilford Brimley in that role, lmao
maxpowers518 1 year ago
Jump.... To..... Conclusions..... Mat!
kazimann 1 year ago
did my IQ just got lower from watching this movie and half baked
BigHashTouraj 1 year ago
@BigHashTouraj according to your butchering of the english language, something definately lowered your I.Q.
charger619c 1 year ago
@charger619c according 2 ur shitty life. u should pick up real fight with real people u pussy
BigHashTouraj 1 year ago
damn it feels good to be a gangsta
arkrazor22 1 year ago
sigh... thats the worst idea ive ever heard in my life tom...
absolute classic
HudsonAO8TQ1 1 year ago
@HudsonAO8TQ1 yes..yes its horrible, this idea
UngratefulLiving420 1 year ago
ummmm...yeaaa
JZepeach 1 year ago
Tom was the shit
iowafilmdude22 1 year ago
I had two pet rocks once. But they didn't get along. They always fought and tore each other apart. So I got rid of the one that started trouble.
PatronSaint210 1 year ago
A jump to conclusions mat is no dumber an idea than the pet rock was. But let's look at who the real dummies are. Anyone who spent money on a "pet rock" are the truest of dummies and gullible morons. Wasting money on anything you can find in your driveway has to be one of the stupidest things anyone can do.
MyPersonalVendetta 1 year ago
@MyPersonalVendetta Umm not all of us have driveways from which we can harvest pet rocks. I would gladly shell out some money for a pet rock, because all I have access to are pet asphalts. Pet asphalts are no fun.
grenadier33 1 year ago 3
"Horrible idea"
xorlol 1 year ago
My dad told me the pet rock guy really did make a million dollars too! Another more recent example of what Tom's talking about is the Snuggie. It's a really stupid idea, but I saw on Joan River's show (can't remember what it was called... I almost NEVER watch TV) that the maker of it is a millionaire. Tom's so right though... there's people in this world who come up with a really catchy money-making idea and once sold, never have to work another day after that.
ZenDeividdo 1 year ago
"Yes, this is horrible... this idea."
fbendz 1 year ago 4
someone put up the scene where Tom tells the Bobs that he has people skills
"Im a people person, I have people skills. Why can't you see that?!? What the hell is wrong with you people!!!"
ArmenianAssassin 1 year ago
lol you kidding me, that's the dumbest idea ever!
Orbit915 1 year ago
I have a Pet Rock. I'm usually away from home a lot, so I leave him in the driveway from time to time so he can socialize with other rocks.
I ran over him once, but after a quick examination, I luckily found that my Pet Rock was unscathed by my ignorance. To make up for it, I brought home a beautiful, beige, polished river rock for him to possibly develop a loving relationship with. He's igneous, and she's a sedimentary. I hope they can get past that.
Kwaj 1 year ago 6
I'd buy a Jump to Conclusions mat.
Crust218 1 year ago
I like how Peter gives him a sympathy smile and then his next face lol
MariosLasagna 1 year ago
Jump to conclusion floormat is not a bad idea, actually. That's why the guys will remain cubicle slaves forever for not recognizing a money-making idea.
aphh3 1 year ago 3
Hey look, it's Captain Nixon!
Weridism 1 year ago
fuck ya! best series ever!
Dexfan90 1 year ago
michael bolton = best character ever
strongdetermined 1 year ago
Tom sucks off the kid from ten things i hate about you in the movie mysterious skin. good movie
cbappa2 1 year ago
I love it when Tom is gonna off himself in the garage, then back up and bam. Then him in the chair, HAHAHAHAHA
Joecbg100 1 year ago
look at tom having a hard time walking up the hill. lmao
dannyW900 1 year ago 6
is that tom walking up the hill?
JAG82 1 year ago
@ JAG82
yea, that is tom walking up the hill. lol.
dannyW900 1 year ago
see that's what you have to do, you have to use your mind
bendtx 1 year ago
LMFAO!!! XD
Petrocks8D 2 years ago
yes it is horrible
i jsut love it how he says that
hitechtonicleader 2 years ago 2
Yet another brilliant idea.
Great movie
PatrickMc1nerney 2 years ago
Me and my friend work at this "Retail store" and we wait for some customers and act like we are upper management usually by going to a cashier and mentioning job performance hahah its funny during work.
Lamb00FGoD 2 years ago
...that is the worst idea I have ever heard in my life, Tom.....
HAHAHA
kdwormy 2 years ago
0:53. Lol Ahhhhh!!!
ImNotYourFriend212 2 years ago
working on another heart attack LOL! "i bet i'm the first one laid off! just the thought of going to the state unemployment office to stand in line w/ those SCUMBAGS!
rhumko41 2 years ago
LMFAOOOOO Tom Smykowski
TonyRomoAKARayFinkle 2 years ago
LOL its so fuckin hilarious how happy he was while he was telling them LOL
MrBurgundy76 2 years ago
Michael reminds me of Josh Groban
falloutboy4293 2 years ago
aw now i feel bad cause he seemed so enthusiastic about it
jjws 2 years ago 2
I love how blunt Michaels response was
joetheanglo 2 years ago 11
one of my favorite scenes ever. there would be this mat...LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
sarrie31 2 years ago 2
After seeing this I had to look up the pet rock on wikipedia. The guy really did make a million dollars off of it.
gastonave 2 years ago 3
The guy made a million dollars!
nikiyen6 2 years ago 2
That is the worst idea i've ever heard in my life Tom.
dih70 2 years ago
They were actually pretty mean to this guy... I mean they ripped out his soul and shoved it up rosie o'donnels bum hole.
Zorn27 2 years ago 5
it was the whole collective group that made this funny.
the reactions, the delivery everyone does a great job
bboykoo 2 years ago
"Just the thought of having to go to the state unemployment office and stand in line with those SCUMBAGS!"
Haha Tom reminds me a lot of my orthodontist...looks the same, just Tom's a lot dumber.
FGN123 2 years ago 2
hey Tom has people skill!!!
DH2020 2 years ago
"yes..yes it's horrrible...this idea." LOL! love it
jamerican4eva 2 years ago 3
when peter says really what was it tom carelessly that makes it
glennchervs7137 2 years ago 2
Funny shit!
billwhit1357 2 years ago
Haha when they shoot him down "ugh well look, i gotta get outta here" :D
MariosLasagna 2 years ago 2
That's also my favorite part. I quote that all the time. Even when the person is not named Tom.
"...that is the worst idea I have ever heard in my life, Tom."
NeilFraudstrong 2 years ago 2
peter dosent say anything michael and samir are just like wtf is wrong with him haha
ShitTalkinDandylions 2 years ago 2
I love that jump to conclusions mat prototype he makes later on in the movie lol.
MrBeaux 2 years ago
his face is so priceless after he explains his idea, he's smiling so happily
Izzyozzy2000 2 years ago
Fave parts of this scene:
"Scumbags!"
"You think the pet rock was a good idea?"
"Well alright...." - Tom gets so excited hahahaha
"That is the worst idea i've ever heard in my life Tom" - Deadpan, one of the best deliveries ever.
wilcojoe13 2 years ago
this is such an awesome scene...tom's face makes it all work
hada0602 2 years ago 3
i love how disappointed, depressed, and honest michael is when he says that's the worst idea i've ever heard in my life tom
bigred2118 2 years ago 29
weird thing is...this pre-empts 'The Office' Uk version......
Kethtgi 2 years ago 2
lol best movie ever
astorm13298 2 years ago
It's a jump the KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANclusion matt.
tFighterPilot 2 years ago
ytmnd4evar!
ScottfromTexas 2 years ago
I want one
BigOlBagOfWhatsNew 2 years ago 2
lol
sponooch 2 years ago
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i miss beavis and butthead
f$%^ king of the hill
piano12161770 2 years ago
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piano12161770 2 years ago
braile is written on atms in case a blind person is in a taxi dumbass
ieatdoody 2 years ago
I'd fckin use it!!
When life throws a toughie at you, close ur eyes and jump xD
FireSign27 2 years ago
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yes it is horrible
bobbyblacktooth 2 years ago
....that is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life Tom....
kdwormy 2 years ago 22
He wasn't a tough guard..he ditched Kimble and his buddy when the train was coming, shot wildly at the inmates...even those sitting confined in their seats, and then lied about being a hero. I'm sure his buddy would have been pissed at him.
bengaltiger96 2 years ago
Mike Judge is genius.
bluetoaster8822 2 years ago 2
Dude seriously.. why would you have an argument on an office space video about:
deaf and blind people,
atm machines,
michael jackson,
and skater punks..
TheRedGuerilla 2 years ago
lol thats hilarious
TheRedGuerilla 2 years ago
I saw Tom in The Fugitive and he was a tough prison guard and I just couldn't get over it. I kept seeing Tom Smykowski talking about the pet rock.
NeilFraudstrong 2 years ago
It's a great idea, Tom! :-D
Crust218 2 years ago
id buy it
TheRedGuerilla 2 years ago
lol tom's face makes me laugh every time.
davecoyle1 2 years ago 8
ur just a fucking dumbass. a dumbass who talks about molestation a lot. is mj's death bringing up ssome PAINFUL memories?
and btw some ppl walk to the ATM, we aren't all lazy fat asses like yourself
dec218 2 years ago
hey dumbass, ever heard of deaf people?
dec218 2 years ago
"Look...I gotta get out of here. I'll see you guys later---if I still have a job."
rockerduff1231 2 years ago 3
that is the worst idea i have ever heard in my life tom
lololol
pianoboss1 2 years ago 3
hell yea..i love this movie. lol.
DeathMetalUnderKing 2 years ago
it's already established as a classic
okee9 2 years ago 19
someone should upload when he pulls out of his garage trying to kill himself and gets nailed by the car outside his house
bunkadelic 2 years ago 4
1:10 is the best
ratpicnic 2 years ago
you should've included at the end when he says if i still have my job
JeffThunder 2 years ago
lol at :05
dannyW900 2 years ago
Haha I love this scene. Tom Smykowski is probably my favorite character in Office Space.
JeffThunder 2 years ago 3
I second that.
Goldwater68 2 years ago 2
It is horrible, this idea.
xhyio 2 years ago 8
i feel sorry for tom
amness1a 2 years ago 9
yes we all do inside *sniffs*
chucknorris523 2 years ago 5
One of my favorite scenes ever.
You think the pet rock was a really great idea?
Chiefan311 2 years ago 2
oh yeah. I think about this shit all the time. U just need one dumb idea to get rich.
MickyG4444 2 years ago
hahhahahah hes like oh uhhh look at the time i gotta get goin
fxrida 2 years ago
His idea sounds like something they would make for school
ArabianHills90210 2 years ago
michael bolton.....ass clown hahaha
EricHimself616 2 years ago
"That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life...."
hahahahahaha
deckie1985 2 years ago 2
i love this movie
Monco357 2 years ago 3
yes that is just horrible.
74jailbreaker 2 years ago 3
lol it would have different conclusions that you could JUMP to!!!
bamboy1192 2 years ago 4
lol, great!!!!
delidanks 2 years ago 3
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TheLifeCoachMovie 2 years ago
legend
TseOnline 2 years ago 3
haha brilliant
beccici 2 years ago 3
the way he walks up the hill...
isolationeitheror 3 years ago 9
SCUMBAGS!!
SMITT2512 3 years ago 8
that is the worst idea i've ever heard in my life, tom.
dmstr25 3 years ago 13