Metal Gear Solid: The Abridged Snakes (Episode 3)

[Shade080]

unfitting music is the best part

[killermen234]

i got the weirdest boner at 5:00

[GojyotheFeared]

Holy Shit!

Rob fucking Paulsen!

The dude is like an anime/cartoon legend!

[crazyfooInc]

@GojyotheFeared

Undoubtedly! Rob Paulsen's roles are so widespread it blows my mind, yet I'm not surprised to see him play Gray Fox in Twin Snakes. His twitter is @yakkopinky FYI.

[DXSnakeEater]

I laughed so hard when Snake said: "Bring it, girlfriend!"

[MountainEyesEntProd]

The "f**k you with a chainsaw" line made me glad I hadn't lifted the glass away from taking a drink yet, otherwise I would have spewed soda all over the screen from laughing. The Caramell Dansen bit...dude, you are just full of hilarity. These vids are awesome.

[Stockmuncha]

This was the most consistently funny episode so far. "Why am I not dropping to the ground?!" I can't wait 'til you do MGS3, that is if you don't lose your fervour for the whole abridging lark before you get there. One can only hope x

[grock9000f]

do not F(beep)ing judge me

[FrozenWolf150]

Leave it to a Rob Paulsen video game character to goad his opponents into pummeling him with their fists. (Planescape Torment reference)

[arkayen666123]

Caramell Dansen: best battle music ever.

[tekkenfreak715]

You do an amazing snake voice :D

[ChiefDopeMan]

00:41 Natural causes!

[SuperSaiyan00Snake]

DO NOT F*CKING JUDGE ME!

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

3:17 because The Thieving Magpie fits so much...

[seandarnelljr11]

LOL XD caramell dansen

[GamerMGO]

"you're a virgin arent you"

"No as a matter of fact, i've porked my step-... Yes im a virgin"

[GamerMGO]

DO NOT FUCKING JUDGE ME

[supersmashbeasts]

My only regret, is that I never watched GURREN LAGANN! Good god this mixes all things I love together.

[StarFoxLover911]

FALCON... PUNCH!

YES!

[97nighthawk]

so hand job does your advice come with a happy ending

[dbrokensoul]

Next time when I become a cyborg ninja and need to slice down a lot of guys, I'll make sure my music player play "Caramelldansen" for me.

[zachellis0]

thank you for the unfitting music lord quodros. i have a request, can you take the portion and upload just the unfitting music segment?

[kapsi]

OP still sucks.

[nickzambuto]

so the episode is called 'this one has obscure anime references' and yet the most popular anime EVER, DBZ is left untalked about!?!?!?!

[Pilaf1984]

@nickzambuto You do realize what "obscure" means, right?

[nickzambuto]

@Pilaf1984 Oh...right. But then why does one piece get mentioned? All well.

[arkayen666123]

hmm wow seems to be a very large debate about one piece and naruto i havent seen one piece (except for the 4 kids version which dosent count) but i have seen naruto i dont see why people get so up in arms about anime its silly people like what they like and thats how it should be...cept if you like m night shaymalon then u deserve a transorbital lobotomy fuck his movies lol

[jasonmask22]

hey how do you get the extra scenes? snake never punched a guy cause he didnt come flying out on fire...and other stuff like that

[TheSinisterComic]

02:10

Ha, that's so Vulcan Raven...

[MyHabbits]

Heh heh... Its funny because gray fox looks like Killer from One Piece.

[Perroramirez]

Once I'm through with him he'll be a zero out of uhm...ehhh...ten.

[USAmericanKing4Life]

oh f!ck you with a chainsaw.

[Aang139]

f u one piece is awesome, when its subbed

[PikachuLittle]

poor guy, dying without seeing Gurren Lagann. that's like dying a virgin

[pyrolee17]

@PikachuLittle that is very true my friend

[ShamefulSammy]

carameldansen has an upbeat tune....yet its weird... but funny as hell in this situation :D

[nuclearXXsoldier1]

bring it girlfriend. XD

[nuclearXXsoldier1]

FALCON PUNCH! YES!

[SonicRyan1992]

ep 2 and 3 are the funniest LordQuadros MGS episodes.

[931SON]

snake has just earned the Cannibalism ... thing...with moar pie

[MrFoxunit1]

let

that

nerd

alone.



[hellselectrician]

2:31 lmao

[Whybehim]

caramel dansen ftw!

[Nicholasc99]

the music felt fitting



[ViperSRTnACR]

Hahaha 3:27 Caramel danson

[nickx43]

2:18 u know u love that part :P

[nickx43]

damn i thought you were the expert on handling!

XD

[KobyrightProductions]

Narrator/Jack: HES NOT A NINJA...His name was Robert Paulsen.

YouTube: His name was Robert Paulsen. His name was Robert Paulsen

[KefkasInsanity]

I thought you said unfitting music...it fit that scene like a charm! XD

[AVB40000]

@KefkasInsanity yes it did yes it did

[MrIdk234]

@CriticalQuit look at the date of this and then look at the date of Metal gear awesome

[gamerStuyGS]

Otacon died as a gaurd and was instantly reincarnated as a nerd? I never knew that.

[theawesome288]

your otakon voice is funny

[CriticalQuit]

Wait... does this reference Metal Gear Awesome, or does Metal Gear Awesome reference this? Because they have some similar jokes.

[TheShinthehedgehog]

*my only regret is that i never watch GURREN LAGANN*

[MEXICANMAU19]

@TheShinthehedgehog epic

[15tsubasa]

For all who talk down on One Piece, guess what, it's THE most popular manga in the world and has a very well thought out storyline. If you get far enough in the show you may find yourself unable to stop, thats what happened to me. I am the type of person who goes out looking for new anime to watch instead of judging them by appearance alone. Lets not get the comments on this video shut down over a Naruto/One Piece debate I read them both, they are BOTH good.

[LordQuadros]

@15tsubasa Thank you. I'm not a huge Naruto fan myself, but I respect that many people are. No need to let things get heated over something as silly as shounen preference.

[rabbitlove4ever]

@LordQuadros Huh, I always thought Dragonball was more popular.

[sigh999999]

@LordQuadros Your solid snake voice is impressive.Can you please make prank call to gamestop or something using that voice

[ExplosiveIsamu00]

@15tsubasa Guess what? One Piece is only the most popular in Japan. The rest of the world? Naruto takes the cake. But yeah, anyway, this is Metal Gear, so let us not get into an argument.

[WraithRolynn]

@15tsubasa Just because its the #1 manga in the world, doesnt mean i have to like it or i cant talk down on it. Everyone can have an opinion, but yes i do think people need to read it before making a judgement. Im a bleach fan myself, never got into either Naruto or One Piece.

[nerdking731]

@15tsubasa people talk down on one piece because they only saw the 4kids version.

[bobprofessor]

SGT FROG IS THE BEST MANGA/ANIME EVER! ALL OTHERS FAIL

[15tsubasa]

@bobprofessor lol I like it too

[pyrix]

@15tsubasa And the girls are hideously grotesquely thin.

[thiscakeisFALSE]

@15tsubasa We need more people on youtube like you

[15tsubasa]

@thiscakeisFALSE thank you ^w^.

[Xxandrew01]

@15tsubasa Its a fucking joke dude im not insulting you but how the fuck would you feel if you made a joke on DBZ and someone gets asshurt and says" no dragonball z is the best fucking series ever"its just a YT paraody not meant to be taken srly its like a tv show.

[nugor1]

Coincidentally I just found out about that Caramelldansen song AND this on the same day. o.O *Twilight zone tune*

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

I haven't seen Gurren Lagann either... OH SHIT!

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

YES!

[PLETROMEX]

@Monkeychild41 FUCK YOU NARUTO AND BLEACH R BAD ASS SO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

[thekingofhyrule532]

FALCON PUNCH i loled so hard

[jonpaze]

3:21 black comedy FTW!!!

[gamecubemaster1990]

did Snake eat Baker 

[MrSuperman216]

@gamecubemaster1990 DO NOT F***ING JUDGE HI!!!! He was hungry

[PLETROMEX]

GUYS D GRAY MAN ABRIDGED GOT FUCKING FLAGED T_T

[futuregamer24]

so true one piece sucks

[KoreanShrimp]

Your Meryl impression makes you sound like Silver the Hedgehog. X3 Love the eps~

[HanitpalSingh]

OMFG THE MUSIC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Frday101]

*does the Carameldansen Dance* JOIN ME BROTHER!

[gamemasterej]

I hate caramelldansen. and understand the language (swedish). And its only about the song itself wich makes it even more annoying.

[smithsonik93]

That music was actually disturbingly fitting.

[ladycharmer12]

tis hillarius im gnna make one too so best of luck

[metalonline123]

"Time for some unfitting music."

-unfitting music-

"oh god, not this." xD

[jadepheonix84]

Is it bad that I think the "unfitting music" made that scene awesome?

[greatfang1]

Absolutely not. It's happy killing music. Lol

[334shadow]

no.... it's not right. a man can never die without  at least watching gurren lagann! How else can he pierce into the heavens?!?

[Gamefreak365247]

The Carramell dansen was perfect.

[badkiller2]

"Yes! This is it! This is the pain i've been waiting for! Hurt me Snake, call me a naughty boy! Ohh yes! OHHH YES!!"

Ahahaha I actually ROFL'd at this!

Can't blame ya thou, I always thought that part with Gray Fox was a perfect comdial Parody target.

[TheTrueMocro]

pls some1 could you record the sound if sanke get cought or seen by some1 and make a remix with it dat would be so epic!

[theravenzone]

Wow. Considering that you took these scenes out of the gamecube game it looks like an entirely different game than the one I played on psx....

[TEHdailyRAWR]

only snake's falcon punch can put out fire...2:31 - 2:34 lol

[Goldendriger]

Yeah, One Piece DOES suck =P

[xxxXGuNzXxxx]

@Goldendriger  nooooooo tis good

[liayuki29]

Baker...died of natural causes? xD

[HappyHazz]

+ Over 9000 internets for caramelldansen

[TheNomade5]

Best Falcon Punch EVER!

[Erahoshigakinara]

Oh GREAT XDDD

'I knew it was a bad idea to load the cannon with silly putty'

Now im NEVER gonna get past that part in the game without laughing now!

[Shabonian]

Lol "my only regret is that i never watched gurren lagann".

[evilmurderproduction]

Bring it girlfriend.

[Remerai]

"That's not true, as a matter of fact I porked my step - I mean, yes I'm a virgin" LordQuadros, that line was by far my favorite of your work thus far and I hope the rest of the series will be gold like this one. Keep it up!

[XY388]

So where do you fall on the One Piece arguement?

[LordQuadros]

@XY388 I effing love One Piece.

[XY388]

@LordQuadros Same here.

[Monkeychild41]

@LordQuadros One Piece is the best.

[iovandrake]

@Monkeychild41 One Piece is overrated trash.

[Monkeychild41]

@iovandrake So is Naruto and Bleach.

[iovandrake]

@Monkeychild41 Overrated? Maybe. Trash? No. One Piece is the leftover casserole of manga. It's got a meandering pointless plot, far too many characters, a boring main cast, and has been dragged out far longer than it deserves. This isn't even addressing it's art style which I find unappealing personally. I wouldn't even care to comment on it but for all the One Piece fanwank I happen to see all the time that just comes off as pretentious and preachy when the manga itself is a joke.

[Monkeychild41]

@iovandrake Whatever you say, Narutard.

[iovandrake]

@Monkeychild41 Yep because I just talked up Naruto right? Right? Moron.

[Monkeychild41]

@iovandrake Sorry, I've got straight A's. I can't be a moron.

[iovandrake]

@Monkeychild41 Sorry. You are an educated moron. I gave you an intelligent dissection of One Piece from my opinion. I never compared it to any specific manga and I never told you what manga I prefer. You jumped straight to me being a narutard. So either you were trolling or are a moron. I didn't make it personal first. You did. In either case I wasted a perfectly intelligent response on you.

[Monkeychild41]

@iovandrake You just sandwiched this entire conversation and ended it when you said it was "your opinion." I was speaking my opinion, you yours, this whole arguement was unnecessary.

[iovandrake]

@Monkeychild41 You had every opportunity to counter what I said in the same tone in which I said it. Instead you resulted to insulting me blindly. I addressed that and here we stand. Just as you pointed out that this "arguement" is unnecessary, so to is trying to rewrite how the argument went down. Especially since it is plain as day for us both to read.

[ladycharmer12]

@LordQuadros i liked one piece i hated the wii game

[Monkeychild41]

@LordQuadros You rock, LQ.

[15tsubasa]

@LordQuadros One Piece kicks all kinds of ass I F*****g love it too

[the1andonlyFhqwhgads]

@LordQuadros hey guess what? Suprise grenade sex! nice line there man

[Shadowdetective12]

@LordQuadros hey response to ur discription. use keepvid.com to easily download anything from youtube

[nintenerd91]

"Aaaauuughhh! My medicine has worn off!! The pain makes me need to hurt myself MORE!!!!" That was hilarious.

[crazyfooInc]

Carmelldansen: Can be used anywhere and is still funny as hell!

[RainyBirthday]

HA HA HA, HANDJOB! XDDDDDDDD

[MrColombianpride123]

"u can call me handjob" i was dying on that part

[DrMopZodiac]

SILLY PUTTY XD

[BraveVesperia16]

Caramelldansen LOL!

[Patchnose]

DO NOT FUCKING JUDGE ME! oh Snake i wont i promise

[juniorsnakeAZZ]

oh god not caramelldansen.

[backtoklondike]

Arrgghhh!!! I hate caramelldansen, especially since I am from Sweden. As for the video: Human tastes better with béchamel sauce Snake.

[silverwurm]

Youtube's lame attempts at transcription make this episode even funnier!

[joopmaister]

XD THIS PLAN MAKES PERFECT SENSE

damn I Should hav held it overhand

[ameldia]

that guys only regret was worthwhile...

[Treblaine]

"as a matter of fact I have porked my step-"

*thinks*

"yes, I'm a virgin"

[FlyingAlchemist]

Meryl: It's a shame!

Snake: Not entirely! He's delicious with teryaki sauce!

Me: O_o

[FlyingAlchemist]

Want me to "Give you a hand"?

[Patchnose]

ahahahahaha 4Kids ruin alot of shows

[neojr0]

epic win on references :D

[FoolishMortalFOOL]

One Piece is awesome except 4kids version), You **ing nerd. Let the ninja kill him but that's not going to happen, is it?

Don't judge me!!!

[jays2017]

what is that song

[Cardboard38]

you SHOULD regret not watching Gurren Lagann!

[stopthejackson5]

so tell me handjob, does your advice come with a happy ending? lolololololol

[b0bb7]

I'm like Frickin' Colossus!

[Izyume]

2:31 keep pressing this after a little wait... you will get the best thing....

punch..punch...punch...punch

[dustymountain]

Falcon... punch. Yes

come on... give us a review

(he's too cheap)

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

DO NOT FUCKING JUDGE ME!

[DarkAce212]

DO NOT FUCKIN JUDGE ME!!! XD

[hiddenleafgod]

what was that? i couldn't hear you over the sound of me kicking ass your ass XD

[PHDRay420]

OH GOD NOT THIS :)

[noex100]

0:24-0:43 LOL x 1 million.

THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!

YOU ROCK LORD-QUADROS I JUST SUScCRIBED!

[BoomBoomSticks]

"You're a virgin aren't you?"

"That's not true! I porked my Step-

...okay I'm a virgin."

Roflmao I expected that joke as soon as Snake said it.

[Gjkl345]

Question: How much cigar money did you have to blow until you got the proper Snake voice?

[EmoNekoChan]

"This is the perfect time for unfitting music..." CARAMELLDANSEN XDD

[hiddenleafgod]

merly's frequency is the same in mgs4

[DizzyLovesCaroline]

I lol'd for 5 minutes at "Do not f!cking judge me!

[gamemasterej]

@DizzyLovesCaroline I would also do that if I was in snakes situation and were hungry. that or ocelots arm.

[fallenfire868]

I freaking LOL'd at the Silly Putty :L

[DarkBlackStudios]

"You know,its perfect time for un-fitting music" *caramelldansen starts* "Oh shit not this one!"

[ZeroFang3724667]

its funny...the un-fitting music fits. lol

[juniorsnakeAZZ]

CARAMELLDANSEN! XD

[hiddenleafgod]

hand job haha

[YogiKillahPL]

-Really? How it happed?

-Natural causes.

ROTFL :D

[gamerStuyGS]

I love unfitting music!

[HaloHatch]

wtf is a ratcon? the thing that campbell sez it would take a huge plot device to excuse

[LordQuadros]

Retcon = Retroactive continuity. This term is commonly used when the author of a story goes back in time and makes up crap to excuse an outrageous plot twist that would ordinarily make very little sense. Kojima does this so much that he often writes himself into a corner.

[hiddenleafgod]

how do u come up with this shit , its funny as hell

[liononwater]

"it wouldn't have pissed me off as much if you hadn't seen anything but the 4kids version"

omg, so true!

i love this abridged episode <3!!!

[jerematic]

You're a virgin arn't you?

THATS NOT TRUE ... I poked me step m....

Yes I am

[Tankmaster46]

DO NOT F!CKING JUDGE ME.