Spam Email, Spoken Word

[Pinkstarclan]

The second one sounds like Doug Rattman (portal2) trying to spam people through e-mail

[Randomchikin]

Ogeechee indeed.

[puppy31300]

In 1945 a 15 year old girl went missing 15 days after she went missing she appeared at who took her she cut off his head and instantly after she did that she died if you don't post this to 15 videos 15 hours from now the girl will appear where you are and slice your head off.

Brady736 2 months ago

[MrJokelife]

:SPAM:

[BluescopeUK]

Youtube's existance is justfied, if only for just this one video.

[skwzbxx69]

Wow, that was hilarious!

[TotalNekro]

Hillarious. I love spam, makes me feel popular.

[nrgins]

These spam messages aren't intended to have meaning. What they are doing is automatically generating phrases to get the message through spam blockers. The sentences use real words, and they're changes for every X messages, so they can't be blocked on content, as they would be with a normal spam message.

Then, once the message gets through spam blockers, the spammers see which one get rejected due to an invalid e-mail address. The ones that aren't rejected are valid e-mail addresses.

[r1pp3ru]

so...what the fuck are you trying to say?

I got the message ..spam is somethimes funny,but i don't see the point of the video(2 mins)

is this a new way of spamming?publishing stupid videos?

[wweking225]

damn she;s fucking hot

[mjaauu]

oohh..Ogechee indeed..hahhaha! cute

[hamsterman81]

spam me at

thefatbunny@yahoo

[danouttatown]

ha! that was sweet!

[naireland]

God bless whatever computer generates those emails.

[dakopisot]

i totally love this girl and am willing to marry her and live happily ever after for the rest of my life.

[Mycatisbigfoot]

dude thats are not real k

[niansenx]

I loved these random emails, I don't get them anymore :( Love your vids theresident! You're cool!

[cb43569]

You're sad that you don't get spam anymore? Give me your email, I'll forward you my spam folder. It's currently resting at 512 <_<.

[stewarthome]

yeah I think spam is the greatest poetry being created in the world today too... and lovely quality to the video too.. nice one!

[YihanANinyb]

While some of this spam is generated by viruses to get information back to an attacker (the intended recipient in this scenario), sometimes it's just two people trying to communicate too. There's sometimes a little freedom in the chaos that makes it into your inboxes.

[YihanANinyb]

Not the best means of steganography, but it would seem this method always travels through a lot of email filters, while many other attatchments might be blocked. Pictures, encrypted files, etc. won't always make it through, so the crypto-inclined sometimes resort to this. So really you all are just getting to eavesdrop in on someone elses conversation that wasn't meant for you, and that you can't understand.

[YihanANinyb]

Crypto-spam adds deniability for recipients who might need it. You're all most likely the unlucky recipients of the spam so two people (or machines) can communicate more securely. I must admit, I have a habit of reading the generated cryto-text myself though. Everything from the phrases, spaces, and spelling of the words can be used to hide information.

[YihanANinyb]

I see no recent replies to this, but I've some information to contribute. Its true, the encrypted part at least. To disguise the actual recipient's of the encoded message, it's sent to a crapload of people (aka SPAM), and then the actual intended recipient, (who knows how to decode the message), can claim that they were simply spammed like all the other recipients.

[bongo79]

Ogeechee indeed! I watch this clip every once in a while, it always cheers me up...

[SplengeBlab]

They're called encrypted viruses stupid cunt

[esta411]

LMFAO OGEECHEE INDEED had me laughing alllllll day

[CuriousityAndTheCat]

sound like excerpts from children's books

[DrBrennan3]

Down the wing. Flaps and jumps like a fork in a old ford. No- the queer ant had gone away. All was lost.

[Cervallon]

Interesting viewpoint on scams.

The randomness comes from the machines, not the people.

The malice comes from the people.

Then a person responds, saying it is interesting.

Machine-generated literature.

The REAL Modern Literature in the Modern Age?

Or a Postmodern regurgitation of the present?

Is it Art?

[goldenate]

Nice job using the wrong QuickTime audio codec...

[HarrisonBergeron01]

You are smokin' hot. Probably the billionth time you heard that. Is that why you post on here? Need to hear it?

[juliasb]

care to make a contribution to the Pale-Dried Nubbin Disease Research Institute? together we can find a cure for PDND!

[denchev]

The nonsensical stories in your spam e-mail are there just for diversion. That's how they get through spam filters. Otherwise your e-mail provider would be able to delete them automatically.

[BlueTravesty]

Yeah, it's so sad that people get paid for that though, instead of doing something semi-useful or productive. I'm pretty sure if, in lieu of my actual job, I went up to customers at work and spouted off random nonsense such as "The floor had a cold, Orwellian touch to it. Mashed potatoes instant potato flakes, bastardizing that humble tuberculosis Johnson. He it was aghast and my socks went unsorted" I would probably be fired.

[pzkuar]

Brilliant! Such poetry!

[ChrisRokers]

and so will you if you do as it is written, Fcker.

[ly0n3ss]

I (almost) wish I still received that kind of spam email. They were entertaining to read.

[Murple333]

Here I thought I was the only person crazy enough to read spam and even save the really strange ones. Awesome video!

[theresident]

Haha, great to hear murple!

[breaks0]

I'm sure this has been said, but spam could just as easily be a nice worm or virus which can fry your computer. But if you wanna roll the dice, go 4 it.

[FadedWolfSpirit]

ah your very smart. But 'the flock had' means that the flock had done what either he/she didnt want them to do or was telling it to avoid. It's internet poetry. I've never gotten spam emails saddly and would love to read and understand them. You got to look at it in logical and fantasy way. People should put it up on deviantart and many would love it( like me:P ) while others hate it for its weird twisting logic, that it makes no clear sense, yet in the middle of the illusion it does.

[diddledan]

what people tend to not realise, is that spam emails are computer generated, and the emails with these "twisted logic" statements are just a clever programme's way of trying to pass the spam filter. The idea is that real sentances have a variety of some long words interspersed by a few short conjunctive words, so the spammer's programme will try to emulate this with random words and phrases taken from real websites and emails.

[FadedWolfSpirit]

I didnt know that..O_o. Wow. awseome XD

[oscar842]

wait i totally didnt get what you mean in this video. or was that the whole point of spam emails lol

[caucau2323]

BORING!

[velocity246]

You're so talented - people should know about you. Hope you get more subscribers!!!

[bikenik]

I've just realized who 'the resident' reminds me of... Drew Barrymore. She sounds just like her and looks a bit like her too, especially the mouth. Any agreement?

[aHistoryOfViolins]

i think this is postmodern poetry

triple-think n stuff

[puziak]

you are similar to angelina joli:)

[Timblesink]

The insanity of humanity is often irritating.

[nano404]

Haha

" DontxBringxPajamas

you would be such a cool news reader "

Yeah I love her lol.

Spam is crap, thats why I had a program that spammed back major spaming companies, forgot whats the name...

[23literford140]

nano404 "why I had a program that spammed back major spaming companies, forgot whats the name..." - blue frog?

[nano404]

No, just found it, SpamItBack is the name, found at spamitback dot com

=P I love anti spammers

[DAKlives]

OH god..

can't..stop..laughing

thx eh

the formerly dead,

DAK

[monnie110]

Sounds like I have been missing out. I haven't read spam for years. I just delete delete delete ff it's not caught by the spam filter. I don't even open it. I can tell from the title and sendor info right away. But I guess I'll have to go read a few to see what all this camotion is about hehehe

[DontxBringxPajamas]

you would be such a cool news reader

[buddhamind]

The Cliff-Hangers are the best! Same spam-time, same spam-channel.

[pattycakes65]

The reason they're so random is because spambots rip bits and pieces of text from all over the web.

So basically, what you're getting is a taste of the web crammed into a short non sensical blurb!

[SirRichard86]

you accualty read your spam box?

[theresident]

My filters so suck a lot of it goes to my regular mail. And then yes, I admit, I read a lot of them. They're just so funny and weird! hahaha

[SirRichard86]

lol ok i still dont think ill read them

[CHICKENATA]

There is a chance that they have a virus in them. I opened one with a virus...

[guyincorner]

haha this is funny... try replacing them all with synonims.. youve got a stalker.... ROFL gl with that... and have fun.. by the way.. i aint gunna translate them for ya.. (even if this is fake)

[retread01]

I don't know what it is about this bizarre spam, but it makes me feel better after hearing/reading it.

I can't help but feel it is mildly or perhaps strongly related to dreams, the excitement of complete randomness, you have absolutely no way of knowing what is going happen next. The possibilities and adventure.

I shall try to read Finnegan's Wake again.

[RexNunc]

lol

[theresident]

hahaha

[RexNunc]

Aubrey, open air of the fifty pound, unearthly noises like an incorrect parody of the holy sand, that marks the elevation of the backward alarmed.---Seems like it's non-sequitur, but i believe Spam is an unexplainable explanation. It's the outer fringes of consiousness battling the unconscious for full awareness. or something...like a window through which we see the true madness of existence. Billions of thoughts scattered about, culminating into eddy's of print, thus Spam.

[faegen]

I happen to live on Ogeechee Drive

[theresident]

For reals? That RULES!

[CurrentlyDisconected]

brothermcleod put it better spamland#1 and 2

[krathos94]

well to answer your question i think they jus spam you to see yr face and the perfect tone of yr voice

[theresident]

Hahaha, thanks! Whatever the reason I'm still reading the dumb things — can't help it!

[ClassicRockFan1220]

Ogeechee indeed. XD lmao

This vid was great, thanks for sharing.

[felinoel]

XD you have perfect emotion in your voice, it made it ten times more funny.

Anyways to answer your question, they do this so they can get past your spam blockers.

[SuFi86]

tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or resurrection." St.

Paul knew full well that this was the main blood, to purchase these hearts

of ours, and shall we only he would obey and suffer, and make himself a

sacrifice for and finished the work he begun; thus it was in the first, so

it you, is, I believe, one of the most comprehensive: what glad

themselves, and those that are entering in they hinder." they are

perfectly accepted in the beloved;

[theresident]

hahahaha. That rules. Spam rules.

[bezange]

how very..literate!

true what you say about spoetry and spliterature; it does give the feeling of making sense if you just think about it in the right way. However, constantly getting tons of the things makes them lose their poetry somewhat...

[AmishVomitCake]

"The insanity of humanity is awesome hilarity." I like it.

[theresident]

Thanks! Thought of that one on the spot.

[joness105639]

I am quoting this paragraph from one spam I got, "Wade Evans, the San Bernardino McCaskill supports it; Talent opposes it. Bush didn't mention it. homeomorphic lunch granite." or howabout, "The flames overran the fire crew, destroyed 34 homes and charred more than 60 question"

[juliasb]

I got one titled "Hi! the Hey". It goes, "What are his vain designs what hopes he more some wednesday curly or going emotionally on miler eventually that locomotory signed on power replied the returning lange may packaging earring what america withdrawal

question whether he would assist in returning a slave renewed"

[theresident]

Hahaha. That rules, thanks for sharing! Hi! the Hey, haha

[salamander42]

Spam has never been so sexy. Thank you!

[TheLooce]

I've watched this video [and Spamland#1] in October of 2006 I think. When I watched it, I had not received a meaningless text email for a week; they were just image mails. And now my Gmail account has tons. Figures. :(

Well done, The Resident. Five star'd.

[theresident]

Thanks man! I get them alll the time, so annoying.

[WarHero56]

I got an Email like that one time. The subject line was Anticrital Cowfeed

[Outlawcatgirl]

It could have a virus, though. I would like to read a nonsense email, but I would rather not risk it, even though I have anti-virus software installed.

[Thundergod25]

I'll have you know that this type of spam is sent by Yoda. He's a real jerk when he's drunk.

Good vid.

[theresident]

Haaaaa, yoda! I'm telling you it's terrorists.

[adventureindustries]

Baby, you are as perfect as an unwritten number.

[theresident]

Thanks baby.

[crashbunnee]

I have GOT to use that line one day. Thank you in advance for the qusetionable looks it will get me.

[N0ly]

I only get boring spam that just trys to sell me crap how do you get this litspam

[myTubesRedux]

Sign up for enough stuff online with your e-mail address and it will come. :)

[Jenna424]

You inspire me!

[harrisd1dog]

Yes.

[chiefmccloudjoe]

i think i just had some flashbacks to an acid trip from my last life! today's december 2nd, 1968, right?

[kossxf]

its ok. good thing she's pretty.

[notallpurple]

bwahahah! She's awesome. Please get your own show soon. One that stretches beyond Newyork

[PinkEraser]

Haha, I love the way you read it like poetry... >__< Spam is so entertaining when your brain is being especially dead...

[iiiTEDiii]

PS: I meant to say "and voice", not "and a voice". PS2: Im surprised you have recieved so few comments. The NYC toilets bit got a lot of attention (and a flagging). I guess people have their minds in the gutter.

[iiiTEDiii]

Hey theresident! You have an amzing personality and a voice. The tone is perfect, and this piece really brings it out. I logged on youtube to search for old Kit-Kat commercials, but ended up watching most of your vids. Im kinda hooked. Social commentary for the win! -Ted from Toronto

[theresident]

hahaha, just saw this comment. Thanks Ted!

[takineko]

You know.. this is reminding me of that Pinky and the Brain episode where they create a spam chain letter that is so confusing you have to read it over and over until you're in a trance-like state and open to suggestion.

[theresident]

hahaha, I used to love Pinky and the Brain!

[takineko]

They're out on DVD they totaly rock!

[tulachkon]

yes, what the hell happened to them?, i want them back now!!!

[ElThew]

Haha. My fav is the money transfer ones. I get about 20 a month haha.

[KelsKel]

Lol... literally had me laughing very loudly... Good vid :).

[Elphyrafire]

You've changed my opinion of SPAM!

[theresident]

Haha, thanks! I've been getting a lot lately that I swear are coded terrorist messages. Crazy stuff. But hilarious, too...

[Elphyrafire]

I never actually have opened Spam before until after I saw this vid. It's koo-koo crazy.

[theresident]

Tooootally, haha.

[knarfinger]

cute, but your voice is scary.

[Musomniac]

hoooott

[damendaman]

tol, is it you who did the video or did you just fall upon it?

[TheLooce]

Whoa, nice. :D

Spam mail art for the win!

[ForFit]

She's hot.

[Kakkarot22]

yeah she is

[carboncocoa]

I love you. Can we be best friends now?

[theresident]

Totally Carboncocoa! I love best friends, haha.

[carboncocoa]

Great! That'll contribute to your 200 some odd internet "friends" ...or your 2+ real life friends. You choose! By the way, I also have an iMac G5! =)

[423goku]

haha you made this comment 3 years ago!