So this is a story of a bunch of white people fighting against a race of deformed people who are under control of a dictator because other wise the white people are just going to kill and enslave them anyways?
@Badlogic2 No, it's a story about men fighting orcs. The climate in the Middle Earth we see is that of Europe and so would breed white people. Maybe [and most likely] there are hotter climates as there are darker skinned Haradrim, but the majority of people are white because it is a climate where evolution would breed white people.
@Badlogic2 No it's a story about an author trying to come to terms with war and what's worth fighting for after going through the most horrific and senseless conflict in modern history.
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what in the world made Peter Jackson think that we'd enjoy looking at those teeth so much? worst director ever. the one mercy is that since he's too stupid to do much other than steal other people's work, this movie is pretty true to the books. Oh, and he can do stunning visuals.
@waldoman7 Really? Worst director ever? Ever heard of Uwe Boll? Tommy Wiseau? M. Night Shayamalan? I think your standards need to be adjusted because they're way too high.
of course I don't literally mean "worst director ever". What planet are you from that takes things so literally?
no, i don't know who the first two are. yes, Shayamalan is a joke. No, my standards are not too high. It is not to much to ask that when watching a movie that involved this much time and money I should never cringe at bad acting or be confused about what's going on or be bored from the pacing. It's Lotr. making it bad is near impossible. he came as close as he could
@waldoman7 Well you sounded pretty negative overall in that last post, I can't be blamed for taking every part of what you said seriously.
I'm not sure what you mean by "bad acting". There's none of that to be found in any of the movies or in this clip. If you got confused or even bored by what was going on in Lotr I suggest you just stop watching movies, they're probably not for you.
If you would talk about bad pacing need look no further than Tolkien's own masterpiece. In his amazing work, his most plain failing is his inability to pace. It's his greatest strength and weakness.
the only thing i dont like about the books or the movie is how sam is not cared about like when aragorn says ''for frodo'' and then when mt doom erupts mary pipin gandalf and gimli are all cry for frodo what about sam!
@sondre9616 Like it says, extended version. I saw this, probably when it first came out.... but this is the first time I've seen it since, SO HARD to find!
with captions on its so fucking hilarious i lol'ed so hard when the mouth of sauron throwed the chain armor into gandalf's hands while merry instead saying "frodo" the caption of audio says "Food" roflmao his friend is dead and he thinks about food? lmao
I would love to see the french soldiers from Monty Python appear at the top of the gate. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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Why didnt Gandalf ,get the eagles to take the ring to mount doom and drop it in and therefore finish the battle... b4 u start i know they would still have to fight the war to get rid of armies of Towers
@tonymajjc because the nazguls on their fellbeasts wouldve killed them and retrieved the ring and everyone would be fucked, thats why that parody video is stupid and wouldnt work
@ligepith Maybe it could have been done, because the first years of the first movie Saurons army isent that big (the first is 6-7 years, its just cut so you cant see it) so some sick elf archers could have shot arrows on the Nazgûls, while they where sitting on the Great Eagles, and one eagle could have sacrificed himself by flying straigth down the volcano with the ring, while the others hold the Nazgûls back. Just my theory :) Yours good too :)
I think the age in which Elessar was talking about, was the one we are currently in. The bankers and politicians, the lawyers and lobbyists from all parties and the rich. Are the Orcs and warriors of Morgoth. If the world goes back into another recession, it WILL be a hour of wolves.
@MsShoosh1 Tbh I have read the books a lot and not as much of a fan as the live action *awaits flaming* I think the books work if being read to, as a saga. But seeing it brings it to life for me.
So this is a story of a bunch of white people fighting against a race of deformed people who are under control of a dictator because other wise the white people are just going to kill and enslave them anyways?
Badlogic2 5 days ago
@Badlogic2 No, it's a story about men fighting orcs. The climate in the Middle Earth we see is that of Europe and so would breed white people. Maybe [and most likely] there are hotter climates as there are darker skinned Haradrim, but the majority of people are white because it is a climate where evolution would breed white people.
luclfersangel616 4 days ago
@Badlogic2 No it's a story about an author trying to come to terms with war and what's worth fighting for after going through the most horrific and senseless conflict in modern history.
Fubaring0ishere 3 days ago
Idk why whenever I see pipin and Marry I feel like laughing haha
HarryEverdeen98 6 days ago
Lol at the end aragorn's is like "Turn back! Run for your lives!"
jpduder 1 week ago
Lol, okay, so Aragorn cut the head off Sauron's Mouth, and then Sauron's Eye looked at him. For some reason, that seems kind of funny to me.
TeenGemini01 1 week ago
BEST MOVIE FOREVER!!! AND BEST SCENE FOR EVER!!!
JORDANmichael3 1 week ago
3:15 The guy is thinking "wtf is he talking about"
ishuaia 1 week ago
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toms1266 1 week ago 47
@toms1266 FOR MEGAUPLOAD!
1softsniper1 3 days ago 7
Lol 3:00 banner in his face
berserker276 1 week ago
Anyone know what the elvish markings say on that evil looking bastard?
SweetSinFZ 1 week ago
@SweetSinFZ Probably "I've been sucking my master's dick too much, he spunked all over me and that's why I wear this mask."
berserker276 1 week ago
@SweetSinFZ in the story it is the ancient elvish or the language of mordor that reads " i am the mouthpiece of Sauron here the Lord of Mordor speak"
shrubby1989 6 days ago
@shrubby1989 *hear
shrubby1989 6 days ago
"I guess that concludes negotiations." -Gimli
gotta love the dwarf
JefferyAhearn 1 week ago
The guy on the horse looks like somebody from a lady gaga's video
giorgito5 1 week ago 2
how does the mouth of sauron see ?
yankeefourlife 3 weeks ago
@yankeefourlife bLACK mAGIC
necrontyr1800 2 weeks ago
@yankeefourlife I got the impression from the Behind the Scenes stuff on the DVD that his mouth was the only original bit of him left...
123481749 2 weeks ago
@yankeefourlife He uses his senses of smell and hearing. he is blind.
ginawdab 2 weeks ago
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MrCeasar02 1 week ago
died to easy saruons right hand man
chairmanwesker1 3 weeks ago
@chairmanwesker1 Well, not really. He was his mouth.
Like, that was his title and everything.
beep1234567891011 3 weeks ago
Gimli sure cuddle with Legolas 1:50
NeroJoe83 4 weeks ago
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NeroJoe83 4 weeks ago
This speech makes me cry every time. But I can compose myself for awhile, until he says "For Frodo." And then I start sobbing.
puppydog605 4 weeks ago
Aragorn sounds very Irish in his first line. Then he returns to normal :P
HarakMolova 1 month ago
@HarakMolova thought the same thing
l3r0wnie 3 weeks ago
This is how the Men of West negotiate.. Thanks!
55sochi 1 month ago
One cannot just Zip Zop Boopity Bop into Mordor!
boogabonga 1 month ago 4
@boogabonga YES!
kijodragonfist60 1 month ago
2008 and still getting comments that's how good lord of the rings is.
cbc754 1 month ago in playlist lord of the rings
Mouth of Sauron = Owned.
Puppetdragon44 1 month ago
2:19 Aragorn, u mad bro?
UndisclosedUsername 1 month ago
We need 4 condoms and a time machine.
m1pink123 1 month ago 2
@m1pink123 I'll bring the beer, the guns, and the time-space disrupter.
Ilovecaptainjack224 1 month ago
what in the world made Peter Jackson think that we'd enjoy looking at those teeth so much? worst director ever. the one mercy is that since he's too stupid to do much other than steal other people's work, this movie is pretty true to the books. Oh, and he can do stunning visuals.
could have been worse.
waldoman7 1 month ago
@waldoman7 Really? Worst director ever? Ever heard of Uwe Boll? Tommy Wiseau? M. Night Shayamalan? I think your standards need to be adjusted because they're way too high.
rushzful 1 month ago
of course I don't literally mean "worst director ever". What planet are you from that takes things so literally?
no, i don't know who the first two are. yes, Shayamalan is a joke. No, my standards are not too high. It is not to much to ask that when watching a movie that involved this much time and money I should never cringe at bad acting or be confused about what's going on or be bored from the pacing. It's Lotr. making it bad is near impossible. he came as close as he could
waldoman7 1 month ago
@waldoman7 Well you sounded pretty negative overall in that last post, I can't be blamed for taking every part of what you said seriously.
I'm not sure what you mean by "bad acting". There's none of that to be found in any of the movies or in this clip. If you got confused or even bored by what was going on in Lotr I suggest you just stop watching movies, they're probably not for you.
rushzful 1 month ago 8
@waldoman7
If you would talk about bad pacing need look no further than Tolkien's own masterpiece. In his amazing work, his most plain failing is his inability to pace. It's his greatest strength and weakness.
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wolfbrother1080 1 month ago
@waldoman7 lol i kept staring at those teeth...they were so weird but they conveyed the message of how disgusting he was
GranTorino992 1 month ago
@waldoman7
Someone is a litte bit jealous on Peter Jackson! :P
NickNico93 1 month ago
@NickNico93
may I ask if you have any evidence for this theory? or even a reason why it might be plausible?
waldoman7 1 month ago
And THAT is how you FUCKING CLOSE NEGOTIATIONS!
Dubzoomember 1 month ago
4 orcs disliked this
blackpython312 1 month ago
it would have been so funny if before he cut off his head said" Annnnd boom goes the dynamite"
jimbobwei1 1 month ago
The second I saw the mouth of sauron, I thought "Ding Dong Song!"
HarveyIsFat 1 month ago
Damn, geez, I've watched a few LoTR clips just now and EACH ONE made me teary-eyed. O.o
Jelboo 1 month ago
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FlakeyOkie64 1 month ago
the only thing i dont like about the books or the movie is how sam is not cared about like when aragorn says ''for frodo'' and then when mt doom erupts mary pipin gandalf and gimli are all cry for frodo what about sam!
Jtaylor123able 1 month ago
@Swatkiller00 more like - U MAD BRO? hahahaha.
aditi011 1 month ago
Sauron puts fluoride in the drinking water I see.
Jeorney 1 month ago
That guy needs to visit a dentist, pronto.
oneprizeonegoal 1 month ago
i swear i had a teacher dat i hated so much n wud picture him as dis fool n cut his freakn head off hahahah da guy smiled lik him creepy hahaha
mixgua13 2 months ago
whut, i cant remember this from the movie? O_o
sondre9616 2 months ago
@sondre9616 This is in the Extended version.
xooXScaRFaceXoox 2 months ago
@sondre9616 Like it says, extended version. I saw this, probably when it first came out.... but this is the first time I've seen it since, SO HARD to find!
vigilante258 1 month ago
got teeth like a bowl of sugar puffs..
duffyefc1878 2 months ago
Mouth of Sauron, ima let you finish, but aragorns next speech will be epic!
idonotwastenames 2 months ago
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Short of losing his head that dude could have benefited from a comprehensive skin care regimen... Just sayin.
notfuctup 2 months ago
Short of losing his head taht dude could have benefited from a comprehensive skin care regimen... Just sayin.
notfuctup 2 months ago
with captions on its so fucking hilarious i lol'ed so hard when the mouth of sauron throwed the chain armor into gandalf's hands while merry instead saying "frodo" the caption of audio says "Food" roflmao his friend is dead and he thinks about food? lmao
TheYuri1212 2 months ago
Im so glad they used viggo mortensen gor aragorn.
Dunedain4397 2 months ago
I bid you stand!! Men of Earth, together united!
Arwyroe 2 months ago
Sauron: oouch, wait what happend to my mouth
xXCanadienGamerXx 2 months ago 2
this teaches us 1 thing NEVER FUCK WITH ARAGORN!!!
TheOutpost78 2 months ago 5
"I guess that concludes negotiations..." I constantly use that line =P
Alkanizator 2 months ago 4
EPIC
danielfact 2 months ago
1. Turn on Translate Audio
2. At 1:05: Gandalf talks about reader dot com.
Classicalify 2 months ago
0:55 rofl...Aragorn: ORLY?!
Swatkiller00 2 months ago 49
@Swatkiller00 @ 0:53 YAH RLY!
Kwenspi 1 month ago
@Swatkiller00 I just lost my shit! ahahahaha
BUTT3RYHD 3 weeks ago
I was replaying speech to myself countless times night before my final exams, I dunno why...
A day may come, where my brain fails, and I will fail my exams and throw myself into depression and darkness...but it is not this day!"
And I passed with excellent grades. Long live to you, Aragorn!
RayPall 2 months ago
The Eragon movie has to be remade by the people who made Lord Of The Rings
Pachirisonu 2 months ago 2
I would love to see the french soldiers from Monty Python appear at the top of the gate. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
ChelseaLionFan 2 months ago
'well that concludes negotiations...'
urbanwamp 2 months ago
Wouldn't it be akward if they didn't open the gate. Just stood there, waiting...
thefoodfoodfood 2 months ago 147
@thefoodfoodfood Sauron: "No, fuck you guys, I'm staying inside and playing Halo..."
Mech610 2 months ago 3
@thefoodfoodfood it'd be more awkward if he just yelled "AMERICA" and everyone yelled back "FUCK YEA"
robinbanks125 2 months ago
0:52 SMILE :D
FunTimers123 2 months ago
i thought that was sauron at first i was like oh shit!!
Coolz444 3 months ago
623 likers! Awesome people! My brothers! I see in your likes, the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails! A day may come when we forsake our friends and somebody clicks the dislike button! But it is not this day! An hour of wolves! And shattered shields when the age of likes comes crashing down! But it is not his day. This day we fight! And by all the thumbs ups and likes you hold dear on this good video, I bid you stand! Likers of this video!
hsiunghsd36bcca 3 months ago 3
why does he sound like a cowboy in this scene and no others?
Nickkraw 3 months ago
3:15- 4:06 Chills...
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littledebbie187 3 months ago
And suddenly disappeared just the body
godnessvsdark 3 months ago
Sauron should brush more often the mouth of his mouth has nasty teeth. For a Maria you'd think he would at least have dental hygine
MPmrbigusdickus 3 months ago 2
3:49 does the soldier sniff?
*sniff* "so beatiful speech"
Zalajoonuhu1994 3 months ago
His mouth looks very fake, like it's been cut in just like the annoying orange's mouth...
kbandersson 3 months ago 3
@kbandersson its animated
Zalajoonuhu1994 3 months ago
No the day of man will fall december 21, 2012
nick45don 3 months ago
''And this concludes negotiation's'' xD
eatmypc 3 months ago
Never mind, he's simply called the "Mouth of Sauron", which is surprisingly dull.
Ghefly 3 months ago
@Ghefly Just means that he speaks for Sauron. It's kind of creative, considering that in the books Sauron did have a body.
ConradPorkland 3 months ago
what is this character's name?
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NIKniklas1 3 months ago 2
maybe its just me, but that guys lips look eerily like a rather... "used" anus.
notamexican91 3 months ago
Lady gaga!!
rockvot 3 months ago 2
god i swear haha i feel like nothing would feel more exhilarating then cutting someones head off in such a rage hahah
Celbus27 3 months ago
@TheOnePistol Merry and Pippin ate it, they didn't have the second breakfast so they were really hungry :)
NyorexDC 4 months ago 2
I have to wonder what Shadowfax was talking to Arod about.
AtarahDerek 4 months ago
dude... go to the dentist... :P fucking love these movies!!!
CorexShank 4 months ago
guy at 3:13 im in no hurry
stridegum1000 4 months ago
my master sauron the great bids thee welcome... *weird face*
0:53 aragon : =_=' 'wtf...'
0:55 legolas: 0_o 'should i give him a card from my dentist?'
elfofdeath1 4 months ago
@elfofdeath1 lmao!
TheWayfarer987 4 months ago
seems someone could use a toothbursh..
elfofdeath1 4 months ago
anyone elase notice the horse and the guy disappear?
Sweettooth132 4 months ago
@Sweettooth132 nah, he just got scared of the guy who didnt like to brush his teeth and ran away :/
shisenkrieg 4 months ago
anyone else agree that at the atart aragonr sounded incredibly irish or scottish ?
TheBlackRoseVenom 4 months ago
What happened to the big mouth guy's body at 2:53? :P
hagen552 4 months ago
Let the loaaard of the black laaand come forth! Is it just me or does he sound vaguely Texan? Or something? No? Just me? <.<
UnbelivableRealistic 4 months ago
@0:56 orly??
Mattisnotavailabable 4 months ago
Aragorn:.. i bid you stand! men of the west!!!! (turns around) O shit!!!!
person720 4 months ago
One has to ask. Why had they not already drawn their swords?
Qwerty22295 4 months ago
3:50
"Fuck yeah, man." >:'-I
GeneralCadoc 4 months ago
Mouth of Sauron disliked this 3 times...
Epimachus123 4 months ago
That guy doesn't have a head anymore.
Dmaster311 4 months ago
A day may come when I won't like LOTR...BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
Highretrogamelord89 4 months ago
@Highretrogamelord89 This day will never come.
dimitris5594 4 months ago
@dimitris5594
True. ;D
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Highretrogamelord89 4 months ago
Hahaha so many teeth shots
McMakisha 4 months ago
I guess that concludes negotiations.........
best line of the trilogy
InsertDelicious 4 months ago
no dislike bar
nikitoowow 4 months ago
"Guess that concludes negotiations..." lol
rbc13183 4 months ago 2
Aragorn listened to Megadeth before the battle.
Mythred 4 months ago
i notice messengers tend to die alot...
7011ad 4 months ago 23
whatever it's now or 5000 years now, they always kill the messenger...
itaibh1 3 months ago
@7011ad theres a reason they invented the term ''Don't kill the messenger''
Musikkingofthecookie 2 months ago
@7011ad Watch Rowan Atkinson's pink tights & plenty of props
MrGaruko 2 months ago
When Aragon cut mouth's head,,,Gimili collected the Golden teeth.
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alipakturk2 4 months ago
Why didnt Gandalf ,get the eagles to take the ring to mount doom and drop it in and therefore finish the battle... b4 u start i know they would still have to fight the war to get rid of armies of Towers
tonymajjc 4 months ago
@tonymajjc because the nazguls on their fellbeasts wouldve killed them and retrieved the ring and everyone would be fucked, thats why that parody video is stupid and wouldnt work
ligepith 4 months ago
@ligepith Maybe it could have been done, because the first years of the first movie Saurons army isent that big (the first is 6-7 years, its just cut so you cant see it) so some sick elf archers could have shot arrows on the Nazgûls, while they where sitting on the Great Eagles, and one eagle could have sacrificed himself by flying straigth down the volcano with the ring, while the others hold the Nazgûls back. Just my theory :) Yours good too :)
CrappedTheJury 4 months ago
The horse rearing up at the end wasn't meant to happen, but it was just in the moment and they decided to keep it.
Stewie4guvna 4 months ago
i just wanna go watch the trilogy now...
angusmartin93 4 months ago
Not so broken now is it b*tch!
athena2517 4 months ago 2
ahahaha gimli what a champ :P
Treq10Cule 5 months ago
leeeeeeerrrrrrrrroooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyy
Captain0Newman 5 months ago
Wth his up with Aragorns scottish accent at the beginning of this?
harrisontan 5 months ago
@harrisontan braveheart lol
661Sunshine 5 months ago
Aragorn's expression right after the emissary first speaks is great. He's all "Seriously? I am so not impressed."
lastxwriter 5 months ago
That guy has a terrible dentist.
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MaxShinBowl 5 months ago 2
"I guess that concludes negotiations!"
catsheri1 5 months ago 18
Is it me or does the black gate look like the mouth of saurons mouth?
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shimamigobligah 5 months ago
3:09
"They said they would only be a few orcs..."
AstroWaldo 5 months ago 38
yd they cut out this part? i love it when Aragorn kills Mouth Of Sauron
DarthRevanist 5 months ago
this speech will go down as the most epic facebook status of all time
partyboyrocks69 5 months ago
@partyboyrocks69 HAHAHAHA :D
TheDevineBeing 4 months ago
I think the age in which Elessar was talking about, was the one we are currently in. The bankers and politicians, the lawyers and lobbyists from all parties and the rich. Are the Orcs and warriors of Morgoth. If the world goes back into another recession, it WILL be a hour of wolves.
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generalidea69 5 months ago
I think this is one of Aragorn's best scenes...though there are many that are great...Fantastic movies!
Nauriel02 5 months ago 2
I mean 2:59
ZzzlemelccC 5 months ago
I wonder what the rohirrim-soldier at 2:29 is thinking > get that flag the fuck outta my face RIGHT NOW !!
ZzzlemelccC 5 months ago
Looks like a Jew
oioioi3000 5 months ago
@oioioi3000 And here comes the Israeli Army
oioioi3000 5 months ago
you've got a purvy mouth
EpicOrAwsome 5 months ago
gandalf spits some mad bars at 1:04
yellotheemcee 5 months ago
and so it begins... the great shit-storm of our time....
Mikeybetts 5 months ago
@Mikeybetts
true say
TheRandomGrabber 5 months ago
hes like jesus
Fishstixj4l 5 months ago
How this should have started:
Eomer: Aragorn, where are you going?
Aragorn: I'm goin to pick a fight.
MissouriKid88 6 months ago 3
When they all raised there swords they thought "FUCK YEAH"
roy1345 6 months ago
@0:55 Aragorn's face after the messenger smiles. Must be thinking he needs to see a dentist!!!
JarradV92 6 months ago 2
I think it should be necessary that anyone who wants to comment on the movies, should read the books first.
MsShoosh1 6 months ago 2
@MsShoosh1 Tbh I have read the books a lot and not as much of a fan as the live action *awaits flaming* I think the books work if being read to, as a saga. But seeing it brings it to life for me.
CrowDreams 6 months ago
Man.... You need to use floss....
MrPepperdude 6 months ago
Bahahaha 2:19 he's like SHUT THE FUCK UP
BLADExARTx5160 6 months ago
i always wondered if it would hurt to smile like that. with his cuts and shit on his chin and lips.
81EDC 6 months ago
Pure art.
CamiloFrusciante 6 months ago