Good stuff. This made me laugh.. However, it's seriously disturbing that Rick Perry is a real person and not some ridiculous character on a comedy sketch.
Man, when you did the "head-desk", I honestly thought you were going to open up a gash in your forehead.
It makes me so sad that I live in a time and place that someone can say something like this and NOT think to expect a serious backlash for being not an open Christian so much as a theocratic bigot with no knowlege of what America was actually founded as.
i really like how he told us how he will do better on things like the national debt, employment rate. crappy healthcare, or bad public schools that abandon more students in need then help. instead of just says the last guy sucks and that he can do better,
, the only bad thing about a democracy is that the world is FULL of ignorant stupid people. if you think that rick perry can do better you have the right to vote for him, but at least ask him how he is going to do that.
Short and sweet, which is probably the best way to go with this particular candidate. Just for the record, a lot of Americans are embarrassed by Rick Perry too.
hahahahhaha loved it. HE is what's wrong with this country. How a dumb fuck like him got to be governor is what's wrong with this country. Him and his oil tycoon inbred relatives.
Faith made America strong?? Oh really. I thought it was slave labour, amongst other nefarious practices. Hope you saw the snippet that Colbert did about William Tapley.
@AuntieDiluvian Willie tried to do a reply video to the Colbert report, and he was blocked (Viacom content ID). He says he is now "in negotiation" to put his reply vid on their channel. What a self-important twat.
@saiyanmage "Check Rick Perry's video right now. It's almost at half a million dislikes."
Holy shit, I thought you were kidding. All of the videos on his channel have a horrible "like" to "dislike" ratio. I won't be surprised if ratings are disabled soon, just like the comments on his videos.
When I checked the video it was well over 500k dislikes and barely 13k likes. Let's hope this is a good indicator of his chances. And let it be a lesson that running on religion doesn't work.
insisting that politics is really about religion is a clever way to avoid the real issues when you don't even know what they are. Just what we need in the White House, a red neck Christian drunk. Another morally superior religious faker obsessed with money and power.
Perry really fucked himself with this ad. It's all over the web and it's not good. Love it when religious fuckwits fuck themselves over in the public arena.
@dondude69 People are hitting like to get it into people's feeds.
My feed is showing a lot of likes by channels I'm subbed to, but I know damn well they don't actually "like" the video for its message, they like it because it means it's Parody Time!
WHat the findies mean when they talk aboiut "prayer in school," they really mean coerced, public prayer. If a student wants to (for instance) pray before a test, no one will stop him. It's a non issue.
hahaha, "i'm rick perry, and i approve this message" well what else would you do numbnuts, since you're the one saying the freakin' "message". ROFLMFAO
The funny thing is that the (relatively) conservative Christians I know are just as disgusted with this ad. Not just for the content, but they know they are being pandered to and treated like they're stupid. This ad borders on self parody and self pwnge. Oh BTW, careful with using Indians, Atheist *AUSSIE*, two can play that game ^_^
@Mr40mill Anybody who can afford to speak up must. I can't, but I'm doing it, anyway. I could quite literally be killed, where I live, for speaking out. For those with the privilege, I suggest organizing challenges to this politics-laden, tax free hate speech. I mean, go after their rights to programming, operating churches & other businesses, etc. I suggest challenging assumptions by friends, family.Not necessarily in an hostile manner, but honestly and directly.
You know, if you ran for president of the United States. I'd consider voting for you. Not that I have any idea what your platform would be, so I would have to wait for you to state one. Although, given the rather terrifying things coming out of the U.S.A.'s political system these days, I don't know how you could do worse.
Cripes, I hope they don't take that as a challenge.
This may not be the response to this video that you were looking for, but it made me cry. You have no idea how frightening is my country to me these days. I'm 55 yr. old and I've NEVER experienced this country like this. I don't know where I am. This is not my home. That line up of GOP candidates terrifies me. And I'm so ashamed when ppl in other countries look at the USA as it is right now and worry for their OWN safety, if one of these crackers gets elected to have a finger on the button
Lol, now he has just under 420,000 dislikes! I didn't think the counter actually went up that high. The red bar on his video stretches into my next door neighbors house...lol.
Just yesterday I saw a video about Alliance training ANA troops in Afghanistan (I believe it can be found on NATO TV channel too). "Terrible", "conspiring against US" Obama's government sent in MORE troops in A-stan, and finally ANA is slowly, but is becoming force not affraid of fighting. Before that training was largely outsourced to private companies and ineffective.. (Corruption, anyone?). So, Army wise Liberals turned out to be stronger and more agressive.
P.S. I think ancient Spartans and their neighbours would disagree with (p)Rick Perry on affectiveness of gay people in the military service. Remember those 300 Spartans (or as some are joking "150 pairs of combat fags") as example for this.
In August, Rick Perry called on Texans to gather and pray for rain. After the ceremony, thousands of fires broke out and burned down 3 million acres of land, including 2700 businesses and 1900 homes on labor day weekend.
Mr Perry, i think its safe to say that if a God exists, he hates you.
Actually, Children are perfectly free to pray in schools. But the schools can't force them to pray. It would be funny if American schools did have prayer--it would have to be multicultural of course. I can see the thumper's reactions''Today, mommy, the teacher made us pray to the Ojibwe god Misshepeshu!. Today we had to pray to Allah!" They're too stupid to know they really are protected by the Consitution.
Rick derp-a-derp derp Perry is wrong about prayer in school. Any kid can pray in school. They can bring their bibles to school, pray before a test, quiz, football game etc etc...
The only thing is that the teacher can't lead them in prayer, but any kid is free to pray all they want as long as they aren't disruptive to the class.
Rick Perry knows this & is a pathetic fucking liar.
@Zentz29 You are absolutely correct. I live in the midwest (the bible belt), and didn't realize there was a war on religion. How much fiscally do we spend on that war? HUGE FACEPALM
I reckon the 'war on religion' remark refers to a continuing presence in Islamic countries and the future war on Iran eminent. just a hunch. wtf do i know? I'm just glad he's not here lol
As an American I thank you from the bottom of my heart--we have become a truly embarrassing country, and the sane ones among us need to have people from all over the world pointing this out. Again Thank You, and well done sir!
@hatemorethanyou999 As a Canadian I can only watch with worry and dismay as I see what is happening to our good neighbors to the south.
It's worse than watching a good friend dying from an incurable disease. Such things happen and there is nothing you can do about it.
It's more like watching them slowly waste away through self inflicted drug abuse. It's so frustrating because you know what they used to be, and could be again if they could just open their eyes and see what it is doing to them.
@lovelittlecats Re: "How likely is this man to become president?" None whatsoever, but this isn't a reason to let down your guard yet. Bachmann is crazier than this guy, and Newt isn't far behind. Romney, who is not so crazy, has no chance because of his religion. Paul has no chance because he isn't a republican (someone ought to tell him). Honestly if you are OK with Obama, I think you will be happy with the 2012 election.
@WildwoodClaire1 It is scary. The tactic lately seems to be even to shift more to the right extreme to make all of these wacko clowns appear as if they are "moderates". Who votes for these morons?
Very encouraging sight on his video... one of the biggest red bars ever seen on YouTube. Yes, even Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black are more popular than this douchebag.
On a side note, I flagged his video for hate speech related to sexual orientation. I'd highly encourage everyone to do the same since we do have a strong case right there with his gripe about gays being able to openly serve in the military.
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@purplehorry3 Who's BUDAVOL? Who's JonahsBorg??
WHO'S MALLOY?????
CherryBombsAway1 3 weeks ago
i dont go to church to learn fuckin math! lol'd
seandille 1 month ago in playlist Rick Perry OWNAGE
you know what's weak? your video views LOL
RayWilliamJohmnson 2 months ago
Good stuff. This made me laugh.. However, it's seriously disturbing that Rick Perry is a real person and not some ridiculous character on a comedy sketch.
trexty2 2 months ago
If you want to see what he really said see the dayjoborchestra version of his video, it's hilarious.
dondude69 2 months ago
Man, when you did the "head-desk", I honestly thought you were going to open up a gash in your forehead.
It makes me so sad that I live in a time and place that someone can say something like this and NOT think to expect a serious backlash for being not an open Christian so much as a theocratic bigot with no knowlege of what America was actually founded as.
Jaybird196 2 months ago
@purplehorry3 Rick Perry is dumber than a load of crap, which explains why you want to go down for him, Dumbbell.
CherryBombsAway1 2 months ago
i already love you, finally someone with an IQ above single digits
jpotter333 2 months ago
i really like how he told us how he will do better on things like the national debt, employment rate. crappy healthcare, or bad public schools that abandon more students in need then help. instead of just says the last guy sucks and that he can do better,
, the only bad thing about a democracy is that the world is FULL of ignorant stupid people. if you think that rick perry can do better you have the right to vote for him, but at least ask him how he is going to do that.
smokeshow1984 2 months ago
Brought to you by the Texas: a conglomerations of fuck wits!
OMG! You are so funny! That video was great!
SkreetGil 2 months ago
Ahahahaahahaha I lost it at the end. I didn't see that coming but it was so perfect.
tremapar 2 months ago
Short and sweet, which is probably the best way to go with this particular candidate. Just for the record, a lot of Americans are embarrassed by Rick Perry too.
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MultiAhka 2 months ago
Im not Rick Perry and I do not approve of his message.
Wrath0fKhan 2 months ago
Why is this fatty raging over religion? Go eat some ice cream fatty.
lifesnova 2 months ago
@lifesnova like you can talk, Josh.
ImJogginWithScissors 2 months ago
@ImJogginWithScissors ohai Tom, fuck you you friendless emo piece of shit
lifesnova 2 months ago
hahahahhaha loved it. HE is what's wrong with this country. How a dumb fuck like him got to be governor is what's wrong with this country. Him and his oil tycoon inbred relatives.
TruthSurge 2 months ago 2
This is the best 'Strong' response video I've seen.
Incrediblemouse5 2 months ago
Faith made America strong?? Oh really. I thought it was slave labour, amongst other nefarious practices. Hope you saw the snippet that Colbert did about William Tapley.
AuntieDiluvian 2 months ago 2
@AuntieDiluvian Willie tried to do a reply video to the Colbert report, and he was blocked (Viacom content ID). He says he is now "in negotiation" to put his reply vid on their channel. What a self-important twat.
AtheistAussie 2 months ago
The level of frustration & bewilderment you demonstrate in this vid is shared by many good people..Well said AA..
777ren 2 months ago
Maybe he is just what the US needs
jesusflwr 2 months ago
Perfect ..ending ...says it all .
lilimax555 2 months ago
And of course nobody's trying to prevent kids from praying in school---how are you gonna stop that anyway?
tctheunbeliever 2 months ago
if you play this commercial backwards you will hear the devil talking
bad thing is if you play it forward you hear rick perry
coltsrule5150 2 months ago
Could not stop laughing! Fucking hilarious! Thank you!
mxs229 2 months ago
revised this like 10 times :D
goodfellow1984 2 months ago
Fuck the 'pew' police ; )
JTlovesDexter2 2 months ago
Fuck you, Rick Perry!
I tried to "Like" this video about 100 times but unfortunately YouTube would only let me do it once.
thisisaguy 2 months ago
You and Greg need to get together! LOL
Astrobrant2 2 months ago
Well, I do like the ending, "That's all, folks". Let us hope so.
fdasherv 2 months ago
There's fucked up people everywhere. America's just get to be on television
FSrevolution 2 months ago
@FSrevolution That's because America celebrates its fuckwits as "people of strong faith," while the rest of the western world just ignores there's.
Ziggie1o1 2 months ago
Check Rick Perry's video right now. It's almost at half a million dislikes. LMAO.
saiyanmage 2 months ago
@saiyanmage "Check Rick Perry's video right now. It's almost at half a million dislikes."
Holy shit, I thought you were kidding. All of the videos on his channel have a horrible "like" to "dislike" ratio. I won't be surprised if ratings are disabled soon, just like the comments on his videos.
When I checked the video it was well over 500k dislikes and barely 13k likes. Let's hope this is a good indicator of his chances. And let it be a lesson that running on religion doesn't work.
thisisaguy 2 months ago
insisting that politics is really about religion is a clever way to avoid the real issues when you don't even know what they are. Just what we need in the White House, a red neck Christian drunk. Another morally superior religious faker obsessed with money and power.
MacNutz2 2 months ago
@MacNutz2 ..Bravo, Bravo..my sentiment exactly..
777ren 2 months ago
'Obamas war on religion', tell a lie, keep repeating and people will start believing it. Great vid mate.
ShaaaBang73 2 months ago
One of your best yet.
Incrediblemouse5 2 months ago
This guy rick perry is a total arse. He demonstrates the harm of religion
meleder 2 months ago
I don't even know if I'm going to vote, these candidates are a joke. Everyone is talking about Ron Paul, but Ron Paul is religious too isn't he?
hceely 2 months ago
Imagine the spawn from a mating of Perry and Bachmann. Oh the horror!
saxmanchiro 2 months ago
Perry really fucked himself with this ad. It's all over the web and it's not good. Love it when religious fuckwits fuck themselves over in the public arena.
saxmanchiro 2 months ago
Another great video dude, Rick Perry is just another crazed bigot.
SnagTalk 2 months ago
His actual video had well over 350,000 dislikes last time I looked. Unfortunately there were some likes.
dondude69 2 months ago
@dondude69 People are hitting like to get it into people's feeds.
My feed is showing a lot of likes by channels I'm subbed to, but I know damn well they don't actually "like" the video for its message, they like it because it means it's Parody Time!
HarrysSecret 2 months ago
I have a fitting line for Rick Perry: As president, I will be sure to oppress all of those who are not christian and heterosexual.
gobblox38 2 months ago 2
WHat the findies mean when they talk aboiut "prayer in school," they really mean coerced, public prayer. If a student wants to (for instance) pray before a test, no one will stop him. It's a non issue.
carlcartman 2 months ago
Obama's war on religion? Rick Perry is truly mental. People should be able to NOT be religious if they so choose.
amishjesus 2 months ago 7
You definitely get a thumbs up for the table head bang, that was sooo cool
rafalbielec 2 months ago
So many people give free publicity to Rick Perry nowadays hahahaha
rafalbielec 2 months ago
hahaha, "i'm rick perry, and i approve this message" well what else would you do numbnuts, since you're the one saying the freakin' "message". ROFLMFAO
Epostaxis 2 months ago
Rick Perry LOL just LOL
MrPocketmouse 2 months ago
The funny thing is that the (relatively) conservative Christians I know are just as disgusted with this ad. Not just for the content, but they know they are being pandered to and treated like they're stupid. This ad borders on self parody and self pwnge. Oh BTW, careful with using Indians, Atheist *AUSSIE*, two can play that game ^_^
HeavyTrafficAhead 2 months ago
@Mr40mill Anybody who can afford to speak up must. I can't, but I'm doing it, anyway. I could quite literally be killed, where I live, for speaking out. For those with the privilege, I suggest organizing challenges to this politics-laden, tax free hate speech. I mean, go after their rights to programming, operating churches & other businesses, etc. I suggest challenging assumptions by friends, family.Not necessarily in an hostile manner, but honestly and directly.
rriverstone1 2 months ago
You know, if you ran for president of the United States. I'd consider voting for you. Not that I have any idea what your platform would be, so I would have to wait for you to state one. Although, given the rather terrifying things coming out of the U.S.A.'s political system these days, I don't know how you could do worse.
Cripes, I hope they don't take that as a challenge.
sarcleaeolist 2 months ago
I'm on a campaign to get Perry's video flagged as hate speech, if anybody's interested.
rriverstone1 2 months ago
@rriverstone1 I would recommend not to flag it. Look at the dislikes and replies. It's best left up if you ask me.
TheALGAYDA 2 months ago
exellent!!!
goodfellow1984 2 months ago
This may not be the response to this video that you were looking for, but it made me cry. You have no idea how frightening is my country to me these days. I'm 55 yr. old and I've NEVER experienced this country like this. I don't know where I am. This is not my home. That line up of GOP candidates terrifies me. And I'm so ashamed when ppl in other countries look at the USA as it is right now and worry for their OWN safety, if one of these crackers gets elected to have a finger on the button
rriverstone1 2 months ago
People can even pray in school. its just mandatory school lead prayer that is not allowed.
Botzu 2 months ago
Lol, now he has just under 420,000 dislikes! I didn't think the counter actually went up that high. The red bar on his video stretches into my next door neighbors house...lol.
Thirst4Facts 2 months ago
I nearly wet myself due to your outro, that was exactly what I was thinking last night when I first saw his video... :D
Arcticviper 2 months ago
I fucking love Aussies. You guys know how to put it. Thanks. I live in the US and I am just as disgusted as you.
brewerbrian420 2 months ago 2
Thank God I'm British....
ElectrumShiv 2 months ago
Talking about strong America.
Just yesterday I saw a video about Alliance training ANA troops in Afghanistan (I believe it can be found on NATO TV channel too). "Terrible", "conspiring against US" Obama's government sent in MORE troops in A-stan, and finally ANA is slowly, but is becoming force not affraid of fighting. Before that training was largely outsourced to private companies and ineffective.. (Corruption, anyone?). So, Army wise Liberals turned out to be stronger and more agressive.
SwineNahNah 2 months ago
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P.S. I think ancient Spartans and their neighbours would disagree with (p)Rick Perry on affectiveness of gay people in the military service. Remember those 300 Spartans (or as some are joking "150 pairs of combat fags") as example for this.
SwineNahNah 2 months ago
P.P.S Ahmmm, I think it's "couples" in English, not "pairs".
SwineNahNah 2 months ago
In August, Rick Perry called on Texans to gather and pray for rain. After the ceremony, thousands of fires broke out and burned down 3 million acres of land, including 2700 businesses and 1900 homes on labor day weekend.
Mr Perry, i think its safe to say that if a God exists, he hates you.
JabberCT 2 months ago 10
[drools helplessly while rocking back and forth]
rozeboosje 2 months ago
but he is too chicken shit to allow comments. LOL
farriskc 2 months ago
@farriskc
LOL He probably had to lock that down in the first few minutes of his video being up to preserve his fragile ego.
And don't you just love the size of that red bar? Not even Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black could ever reach a level of fail that epic.
Alastrian83 2 months ago
Bush II 2.0
bradjbourgeois73 2 months ago
Actually, Children are perfectly free to pray in schools. But the schools can't force them to pray. It would be funny if American schools did have prayer--it would have to be multicultural of course. I can see the thumper's reactions''Today, mommy, the teacher made us pray to the Ojibwe god Misshepeshu!. Today we had to pray to Allah!" They're too stupid to know they really are protected by the Consitution.
HConstantine 2 months ago
"I don't go to fucking church to learn maths!" I heart this video.
MyGrammarRules 2 months ago
lmao, ibidy ibidy thats all folks!
1GOD1JESUS 2 months ago
Rick derp-a-derp derp Perry is wrong about prayer in school. Any kid can pray in school. They can bring their bibles to school, pray before a test, quiz, football game etc etc...
The only thing is that the teacher can't lead them in prayer, but any kid is free to pray all they want as long as they aren't disruptive to the class.
Rick Perry knows this & is a pathetic fucking liar.
Zentz29 2 months ago
@Zentz29 You are absolutely correct. I live in the midwest (the bible belt), and didn't realize there was a war on religion. How much fiscally do we spend on that war? HUGE FACEPALM
farriskc 2 months ago
I reckon the 'war on religion' remark refers to a continuing presence in Islamic countries and the future war on Iran eminent. just a hunch. wtf do i know? I'm just glad he's not here lol
TheALGAYDA 2 months ago
This terrifies me:
A bigotted, uneducated, conceited theocracy, poised with its finger on the button.
It makes my blood run cold.
lovelittlecats 2 months ago
I hadn't seen that commercial - now; thanks to you - my brain is bleeding. Gee thanks.
SuperSoylent2 2 months ago
Love the loony tooones
calmreason 2 months ago
As an American I thank you from the bottom of my heart--we have become a truly embarrassing country, and the sane ones among us need to have people from all over the world pointing this out. Again Thank You, and well done sir!
hatemorethanyou999 2 months ago 34
@hatemorethanyou999 As a Canadian I can only watch with worry and dismay as I see what is happening to our good neighbors to the south.
It's worse than watching a good friend dying from an incurable disease. Such things happen and there is nothing you can do about it.
It's more like watching them slowly waste away through self inflicted drug abuse. It's so frustrating because you know what they used to be, and could be again if they could just open their eyes and see what it is doing to them.
deedubya286 2 months ago 4
@hatemorethanyou999 I don't understand american politics.
How likely is this man to become president?
Everyone is pretty scared of america at the moment :(
lovelittlecats 2 months ago
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@lovelittlecats Re: "How likely is this man to become president?" None whatsoever, but this isn't a reason to let down your guard yet. Bachmann is crazier than this guy, and Newt isn't far behind. Romney, who is not so crazy, has no chance because of his religion. Paul has no chance because he isn't a republican (someone ought to tell him). Honestly if you are OK with Obama, I think you will be happy with the 2012 election.
hatemorethanyou999 2 months ago
Awesome.
Afriboy10 2 months ago
The scariest thing is that Rick Perry isn't even close to being the most fuckwitted wingnutter among the Republican candidates.
WildwoodClaire1 2 months ago 28
@WildwoodClaire1
This is true. Michelle Bachmann out-batshits him by at least 50%
SiriusMined 2 months ago
@SiriusMined
Not to mention Bachmann makes even Sarah Palin look like a genius by comparison.
Alastrian83 2 months ago
@WildwoodClaire1 It is scary. The tactic lately seems to be even to shift more to the right extreme to make all of these wacko clowns appear as if they are "moderates". Who votes for these morons?
leptonsoup337 2 months ago
@leptonsoup337 Obviously, enough voters in Texas to elect Perry as governor. Let's hope that is the limit of his appeal.
WildwoodClaire1 2 months ago
Yes, the Native Americans will appreciate his efforts! Nice catch there.
And the looney tunes ending at the end was very appropriate.
oliverscott2007 2 months ago 3
People like HIM make EVERYBODY ashamed to be chistian.
dangerouslytalented 2 months ago
@dangerouslytalented don't you mean human ? Oh, sorry, not that bloke. Again, sorry.
nedladdy 2 months ago
Very encouraging sight on his video... one of the biggest red bars ever seen on YouTube. Yes, even Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black are more popular than this douchebag.
On a side note, I flagged his video for hate speech related to sexual orientation. I'd highly encourage everyone to do the same since we do have a strong case right there with his gripe about gays being able to openly serve in the military.
Alastrian83 2 months ago
This is the BEST VIDEO EVAAAR
Klingschor 2 months ago
Why is it that at every election in the States they are so close to voting in a complete retard?
This bloke even makes GWB look sincere and reasonable.
Dear Americans, please don't let this turd have any chance of getting his finger near that button.
pilgrimpater 2 months ago 3
Indeed
DeeDemonwitch 2 months ago
I wonder if anyone else heard Leeeroy Jeeenkins!!! as Perry started speaking.
phenixwryter 2 months ago