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  • you guys are really hit and miss with your vids

  • FAIL. And it's not the good kind of fail you actually want to watch for free on youtube.

  • I really don't care about jesus and Kennedy (is it him ???), but the Joker Nooooo, you cant do that !!!!

  • lol this is so wrong!

  • 0:57 BLASPHEMY!

  • @SpartanLegion300 no, this is Sparta.

  • ooook tht was pretty screwed up

  • Great acting skills by the guy who played the Joker.

  • That's impressive how many plugs he got in.

  • This wasn't hilarious at all...i find this rather retarded|:<

  • These Comments are more funny than this video.

  • what would jesus do... oh wait

  • FUCK YOU DIRECT TV!

  • Haha Jesus... will that son of a bitch ever stop feeding us bullshit..?

  • awesome

  • that jesus thorn thing was a fail.

  • I love the look Jesus gives at the last minute xD

  • @Sonja333halfevil hahaha, that's the best bit of the whole thing I think!

  • I'm jeus christ.. and thanks to a plague,all your first sons are dead..and your vut rate insurance might not be able to cover the funeral cost.. so get all-state now..and get protected from gods wrath..like me..

  • Jesus had a receding hairline.

    True story. I saw it on YouTube.

  • @Christian247Crazy If you grow up, it won't be.

  • lame ass christians!

  • q cagada este video...

  • So the savior of the world came to free us from bad signals and poor coloring?

  • @fromdaghettowithlove that is something i could believe in..

  • dilly true that

  • the music at the end sounds like the music from pirates of the Caribbean

  • lol that was hilarious

  • God doesn´t exist children. Go on now. Scram.

  • @gyrotuffjonykirby2 ROTFL !!! AGREED

  • i found all of these funny except the jesus one..

    not because it was offensive. because it looked nothing like jesus lol

  • i dont think jesus is dead

    the person who was dead is someone else not Jesus!

  • lol

  • bible says..we are all created in his image... so if someone makes a joke about jesus.. it's gods humor to.. so chillax and fuckin smile!

  • it was funny till the jesus one but watevs as long as it aint me

  • lol!

  • THE LAST ONE WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY LOLL

  • That last on was not good

  • im christian and im offended

  • Direct TV- WHY SOOoo Serious!??

  • omfg the jesus one hahahaahahaha

  • Holy shit! They went there! They went THERE!! Hahahahahahaha!!

  • @supermandan85 Hahahahahaha 

  • 71 people are overly sensitive christians with no sense of humor

  • Im a Christian and i found that pretty funny haha :)

  • you sons of bitches you insulted jesus

  • I'm not a Christian, but I found that hilarious.

  • Awesome taste. Loved it.

  • the more people hate this the more views it will get. But it is pretty funny

  • Its people who find this video offensive that are ruining America. This is hilarious

  • The joker part was some badass acting lol

  • that was completely wrong.

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  • i wanna see more blasphemy. Bash them jesusfreaks some more, they deserve it. If they can murder hundreds of millions, we can use them in a joke. That might seem unfair to them, but murdering hundreds of millions seem unfair to us.

  • @narfle what are you talking about? i think youre confusing christianity with nazism

  • @TELFORD88 AGREED

  • Wtf? Why are people being such assholes over the Jesus thing? I'm Christian and I thought it was kind if amusing, not really offensive-maybe a little stupid though. But seriously, it is a fact that Jesus of Nasareth existed. Take a world civilization or religion class. But no one has to jump down any one's throat over fact vs fiction and whether to believe. Jeez. No one is saying you have to believe there is a god or Christ is the savior. STFU and take a joke like a damned joke.

  • omg wtf this is f'ing hillarios and i also have faith. i just have a sence of humor to

  • His hair is completely different...

  • Satire: as hilarious as it is blasphemous.

  • hoho

  • But Chris Farley wasn't shilling the product, David Spade was. This parody makes no sense. Is anyone complaining bout the Christopher Lloyd one cos Michael J FOx has parkinsons? No, and that complaint is just as stupid. Cant do a parody on something that didn't happen....

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  • LMAO!! This is so funny. good job

  • ahahhaa what a jesus

  • JFK takes all hahah.

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  • @stargate905 how low self-esteem must you have to believe in an imaginary bearded man who sent his son to save us all? O_O And you don't even have to worry about anything because god will take care of you and he loves you etc. You're such a loser. Get a life out of church, you unmarried virgin-guy

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  • @LadyGagaCirque why dont you fuck off and stop telling people what they can and cant believe!!! maybe YOU should be the one getting a life!

  • @LadyGagaCirque Bashing something for believing something that you disagree with? Are you sure it's stargate that needs to get a life.

  • the jesus one was fuked up, but the joker was hilarious

  • hahaha!!! very funny!

  • lmfao jesus

  • Guy who played JFK..yep he is still hot..

  • yeah, this is pretty damn classic

  • the joker was awesome

  • k that Jesus one was just bullshit

  • shit

  • dude the batman one was REALLY well made!

  • i'm a christian and even i thought they were funny XD that's what direct tv does O_o it's TRUE!

  • Actually the Jesus one was the funniest. Just some pathetic people found that offensive

  • Hahahahahahaha!

  • For the Jesus part... yall going to hell

  • lol wow thats alot of hate man

  • The dude that played JFK is hot..

  • @Mizvictor07 I think you mean hawt.

  • @USN755 no he means HOT cause ' hawt ' is the incorrect spelling.

  • lol jesus looks like Joe Flacco! talking about the NFL and all too..... XD

  • The Joker and JFK were funny but not the Jesus one

  • Everyone chill. I'm a Christian and I found this hilarious.

  • @SARAHH213 but your not suposed to

  • that was in terrible taste.

  • @SARAHH213 OMG quick we need to sample your DNA to make a vaxine! Your the only christian who doesnt get offended by simple shit, and go balistic like someone shoved a bible up their ass!

  • @steelangelblack Lmao! That's great.

  • @steelangelblack why is it right to make fun of jesus but if someone did something to a different religion everyone would go crazy...

  • @Zackie122 Um why are you asking me this? Also, I've never said it was right. I just dont care becuase of my lack of care or belief in relegion. People get enraged when someone makes jokes about any religion. No topic can hide from jokes. Its just usualy christianity that is at the butt of the joke. thats probably why you think it would be different.

  • @Zackie122 thats a lie people make fun of muslims all the time and jesus was in the quran too just to tell u

  • @SARAHH213 Well if you saw the wrong in it then you would see why it upset so many people...

  • the sneakers in the kennedy scene ruined it.

  • I feel wrong for laughing at that

  • Me too......none the less!!!

  • that last one was a little offensive

  • @FatAndFunnyTV How is that? Jesus is a fairy tale.

  • um keep ur opinions to ur self next time

    -_-

  • well, f*ck you too then, why do atheists or whatever you are, HAVE to try and offend us. why?

  • Well, if you are offended by me saying that a fictional man, who fooled around 2000 years ago doing magic tricks to impress his dad (lol), is a fairy tale: perhaps you should consider the fact that the bible is nothing more but an really crappy old novel of dubious morale. Sure, be religious if you like, but don't be such an asshole about it.

  • dude, you were totally the asshole.

  • It's not like we try to offend you, more than you get offended on your own by us not believing in some made-up religion. But you can still choose to believe in god, that's what makes the world so great, strange, and exciting. In my opinion, it doesn't make much sense when you get offended by people not believing that fictional characters are real. That's just retarded.

  • im not offended by you not believing thats you and thats fine, im offended about you saying jesus is a fairytale in the way all atheists do, smug. jesus was NOT fictional that's a fact.

  • Oh dear sweet Jesus, make the laughing stop. I can't breathe.

  • love it.

  • I thought JFK was great lol "lets take the convertible today" lol

  • the jesus thing made it so good

  • @MONIQUEHAVOCKK - Keep your religious crap to yourself !

  • keep ur atheist crap to urself then

  • @caorr - We're all born atheist you fucking prick !

  • um i dont wanna start something with a person like u but next time keep your opinions to your self, most of the users here were offended with the video mocking Christ , it doesnt even concern u or your views , then why even come in between and tell us to keep our views to ourselves ? u have a choice to read the comments and you could have easily not read them , yet you retaliate with an unnecessary verbal abuse ? your lucky Christians forgive , otherwise you would have your ass handed to u

  • @caorr - Too late. You started the second you replied Grooveraider. I don't care if you religious zealots were offended. TOUGH SHIT! Do yourself a favor take your own goddamn advice ! You're so offended with a parody. DON'T FUCKING CLICK ON IT ! Its that fucking simple ! Wrong, you're lucky us secularists aren't annihilating your ass right now ! Just keep fuckin with us...

  • @smokinbettycrocker sorry , Loser says what ?

  • @caorr - TAKE YOUR GOD AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS ! FUCKIN SLUT !

  • rather than being a Vulgar Cad like u im just going to say :

    "one must not oppose an evil person. If someone slaps you on your right cheek, turn your other cheek to him as well. for it is not up to you to cast judgement ....."

    in end i know who i am and what i believe in , i dont need insults from ppl like u to confirm anything . U like insulting ppl for reason so be it , not my problem , so have a great day :)

  • dude, fuck you!

  • The video wasnt labeled as "Mocking Christ" So there wasnt really a decision based on the one about Christ. If you dont have any beliefs the Christ one would've been funny. The fact that she has a belief in Christ and that she didnt know it was going to be made fun of in the last clip means she didnt know it was coming when she clicked on the video. If you think by using threats, curse words, and involving yourself in someone else debate makes you seem smart or right youre very sadly mistaken.

  • @alex1209 -- DO US SECULAR FOLKS A FAVOR. STAY THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET! ITS PURE EVIL ! THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO EVER RUN INTO ANY "MOCKING CHRIST". PROBLEM SOLVED ! SHIT FOR BRAINS !

  • What the are you talking im entitled to my opinion as much as you are considering youre arguing on this video with christians i doubt that the "secular" people are even on your side. You dont mean anything to me I never said anything towards strengthening the belief in Christ my opinion was based on respect for peoples beliefs something you obviously were not taught by your parents or school. Do NOT reply back you obviously cannot debate rationally if you have to insult to prove your point

  • he wasn't led to the beief when he clicked on it that jes*s would be shown, so yeah, taht arguements null and void.

  • how?

  • @caorr shut up you dumbass

  • @FIGHTFANNERD3 why dont u try it first jerk ?!

  • Religious cry, it was funny. Grow the Fuck up.

  • "Nice day for thiat"

    lol

  • @johnbakerzg732: i dont mean to be rude but your calling others dumb for their beliefs??? than, by naturally progression, YOU ARE DUMB AS WELL!

    you sound like a broken record, iv heard this ridiculous speech before. i will of course continue to believe what i believe and you will do the same.

    : )

  • wow you play an ok joker hey lets take the convertable lmfao but i have to say the jesus one wasn't that great and no im not religious far from it actually

  • Haha sure they went to far with the Jesus thing. Hello! Its called Youtube! Where YOU do what YOU want. So STFU you guys. I dont give a damn if youre Catholic or not. Were Wiccan... Don't you think you go to far "burning the witch" Think about it...

  • Don't make fun of fairy tale characters!

  • it's a funny video, but you kinda went far with the jesus thing.. it offends a lot of people.

  • Even funnier than the Jesus ad is all the whiney comments saying they went too far.

    Believe it or not, this isn't Godtube. People are free to mock or joke about Jesus.

  • Just cause a video is insulting to some people doesn't mean they're gonna remove it. Everyone has the right to say what they want too.

  • they did go litttle too far on the Jesus thing..

  • great videoo the best part was the jesus onee! LOL

  • greatttt videooo the best part was the jesus onee!! LOL LOL I LOVE IT

  • @WhYyNotDream No, their not. How about this. YOU grow up. YOU dont comment, report if you want, but Catholics and chrsitians do not control free speech. Im down with jesus but i dont force people to follow my religion and if someone makes fun of it i dont get offended and cry. Free speech.

  • and I'm catholic too and your english insults probably not only me, yes, Nightelfyo is right, you should grow up

  • you are going waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to far with the jesus one!! i'm going to flag this video

  • THIS IZzZ SOO NoT FUNNY!!!! LYKE ITzZ FUNNY HOW NOT FUNNY THIS IZzZ...GIVE IT UP GUYZz

  • joker, ingloriuous basterd+

  • this is ridiculous. ayaw binuangi si Jesus.

  • they were funny except the one about jesus that one was going way to far

  • Why was that white guy playing Jesus?

  • because there are more people that think jesus is white than people that think jesus is black

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  • [Facepalm]

    Seems like everyone's taking "Offense" to the Jesus add.. GUYS IT'S A PARODY.. In other words it's making fun of DirectTV for bringing so many dead people into commericals! Not making fun of jesus. I mean c'mon are you that stupid?

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  • no stupid for overreacting.. read carefully. :P

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  • they're youtubers, so, yes they are. but that does make us stupid too. the jesus thing was going too far. and why did u qoute the "offense" part in ur comment?

  • really good hhahah

  • this is pathetic....

  • I say that they do whatever they want with jesus, with him !! -->h im

  • lol.

  • YEEEES! ty guys really this helpes. love the kennedy bit, and @losangelesgirl08, kennedy did way more than heath ledger.. ppl kill themselves everyday that have done more than him, get ovr it and laugh wit the rest of us.

  • Jesus_ROX!!!^^

  • it was not funny making fun of heath ledger! seriously!! naaaahhhhhhtt cool!

  • oh, but jesus is fine.. lol

  • haha, your issue is making fun of an actor... Jesus and a President, who cares.

    Either everything is funny, or nothing is. You cannot pick and choose.

  • ok I have to agree with u it's just that I'm not really over it that heath died...I was a huge fan maybe that's why I couldn't laugh...but u're right!

  • horrivel

  • I am offended ;(

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  • hahahha jesus XD

    effing brilliant :D]

    but....dont celebrities have to exist or once existed? lol