30 Blonde Jokes

[NinjaFish2000]

Q: How do blondes kill birds 

A: They throw them off a cliff!!

[CMWT1998]

Blond=Man Blonde=Women and u refer blond as a girl......get it right !

[mrmodelade4]

great job!!!

[10Goins]

Not funny!

[10Goins]

WTF they r soooooo

[skullcrusher1313]

@10Goins I can tell you'r blonde. You didn't even remember to finish your sentence. LOL.

[cracksack57]

she was so blonde... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice cause it said concentrate.

[gyllbane99]

Q: what do u do if a blonde throws a grenade at u A: pull the pin and throw it back

[pudgy1121]

these jokes wer not funny

[BlackSpade67]

@pudgy1121 ARE YOU SERIOUS?????!!!!!!!!

[23candylover]

Im blonde, ditsy, but PROUD!

[kaykko]

I went in to the vets yesterday with my dog and said to the blonde woman behind the counter, "Have you got a cure for fleas?"

"That depends," she replied, "what's wrong with them?"

[areyoucoming1]

ikatthanks calm yo tail down there just jokes sheesh and believe me not all blondes are pretty.

[sharrdoll]

meaan haha!

[GhostRiderG6]

All of thos r smarter than me!! o-O

[GhostRiderG6]

@GhostRiderG6 Lol

[SUPERLPADICT]

thank God I'm a redhead:)

[PhoenixFlareXV]

Her's one, there were these three women. a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. THey've been traveling through the desert forever and stumble across a magic lamp. a genie comes out an says "I will grant you each a wish." THe brunette says she wants to drive home, a cars is granted and she's off. Next the redhead says I want to fly home, so a plane pops up and she's gone. Last is the blonde, she says I miss my friends and wish they were back. LOL

[mrshumpes98]

A BLONDE HAD A JIGSAW PUZZES AND SHE DONE IT IN 6 MONTHS WHY WAS SHE SO HAPPY?

CUZ ON THE SIDE IT SAID 2 TO 4 YEARS LOL

[Bibidibabiddiboo]

@iKatThanx whats the advantage of having a blonde in your car??

you can park in the handicapped section LOL

[ruffdj]

What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?

–"Oh look! Donut seeds!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[puppy998877]

@MyLoveIsGaga but there r no brunette jokes

[MeganIsCharmed]

You know what? I am brunette, yes, but why do blondes get so worked up about blonde jokes. The clue is in the name: JOKES. We know blondes are no different than others. And honestly, if someone made brunette jokes I wouldn't be offended because I know it's rubbish.

[Bibidibabiddiboo]

@MeganIsCharmed yeah but brunettes arent stupid, BLONDES ARE

[MyLoveIsGaga]

@puppy998877 i'm a brunette and i listen to brunette jokes all the time and i'm never upset by them. I am also mexican and i listen to mexican jokes all the time.

[NessieCullen1223]

ok so the brunet joke was so not funny!

[puppy998877]

Blondes r NOT stupid! I'm a blonde and I understand all these jokes, I'm always the best student in my class (teacher's favorite) ok so ppl who make fun of blondes are mostly brunettes who r jealous of blondes. Think of all the successful blondes in the world. Now instead of making jokes bout blondes, y not make jokes bout brunettes? They can c how it feels...

[kittymonsterable]

@puppy998877 not all blondes r stupid we know that. people like to make fun of blondes for some reason.....but yes id like to see jokes 4 brunettes. plz dont be offended.

[Bibidibabiddiboo]

@puppy998877 shut up, stupid blonde,go to sleep

[mfromthemshow]

well im sry plz dont be offended but i've lived wit a blonde sis all my life and he has a few poins lol

[TubaChick54321]

wow man! thats bad! im a burnette and im affended!

[DuctTay]

woops i spelled descriminate wrong (to fast typing)

[DuctTay]

kk why all the hair racism??

[DuctTay]

@JBOproductions1 kk i get how ur saying blondes arent prettier then others but dont desriminate against blondes that makes u worse than her

[nickshagnasty]

whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops suckin

[IncySpiderWincy]

01.46 You spelt like 'blond' just saying.

[Crystalbaybiee393]

stereotyping.

[SuperTextiles]

let me guess your ginger

[JemimasMusic]

Here's another, Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell... She's got a hand grenade in her mouth... Lol :)

[Thomyohne]

Here's another for you.

Q: Why do blondes always cry before opening a fruit snacks packet?

A: When they see "tear here" that's where they put a tear.

[Thomyohne]

Not to be a smartass but a semi-colon (;) is used between to independent clauses (a sentence that can stand alone) when you put a semi-colon where you put one, you made 2 dependent clauses (a sentence that can't stand alone) seems like they were too independent clauses.

[TAKIDANI]

@Thomyohne do you mean two or too ? !!!!!!!

[TAKIDANI]

@Thomyohne  two , to , too , different words .

[loveudannybabes]

@MikeWooden1 * sandwich *

[TheSummersPower]

@FiveSixteenTwentyTen sorry i didnt mean to i just cant spell :(

[MsOctoberstorm]

00:28 thats not a blonde joke

[emocatcutie98]

i really dont get y who ever made up these stupid jokes chose blonds he must have had sumthin against us and yes im blonde im not a genius but im not retarted like the stuff in these jokes. and it wouldnt b so bad if ppl didnt think of all us blondes as bein dumb were just normal ppl and i dont think blondes r the prettiest because of their hair i mean it dosnt matter if u have black blond red brown or white blond hair just because u have a certain hair color dosnt mean ur prettier than any1else

[AnimalCarnage]

:52 They messed that joke up. It's supposed to be "Who's smarter, the brunette who built the house underwater, or the blonde who's trying to burn it down".

I like when blonde women get offended by jokes like this. "I'm a blond and I'm the smartest person I know". Yeah...I bet that's true...because everyone you know is a fucking moron. Also read the comment everyone likes thumbing up from iKatThanx. Really read it. You can't tell me that chick isn't a total moron. 11 Blondes don't think so.

[daroogen69]

@MikeWooden1 damn straight

[TheMiss1402]

I'm proud because my hair is black in colour and I think its cool :D Its very nice and It looks shiny too ;) Blondes are nice but I love black <3

[cupcakesaregood19]

I didn't understand half of these...I'm a brunette

[actionjohnny93]

basically the fact that u guys cant get over it shows ur true blondeness :]

[actionjohnny93]

to all u blondes, get over it, its a joke, just like all the jew, black, asian, etc jokes

[StarlettBlack]

sum sucked no offence

[pepperannehanson]

1:17 is a line in a song in the movie "earth girls are easy"

[iKatThanx]

Im blonde and I am smarter than most people in my grade. Top group in all subjects. I am kind of offended when really the brunnetts and people with black hair are mostly much more unintelligent than blondes. You all are just jealous because blonde's are the prettiest. Some brown haired people and other colours can be pretty too but mostly blondes.

[thwalkingcatastrophe]

@iKatThanx you are way to sensitive about blonde jokes, I know heaps of blonde who laugh just as hard as I do at blonde jokes. And get over yourself

[iKatThanx]

@thwalkingcatastrophe thats what you want to do and thats fine but i dont like them, thats my opinion

[thwalkingcatastrophe]

@iKatThanx thats fine, but you sound like a big head when you say we're all jealous because blondes are the prettiest and you are in the top of your form and that brunettes are dumb

[iKatThanx]

@thwalkingcatastrophe I never said brunnettes are dumb, but not one brunette in my school is THAT smart, and as for people with black hair who are mainly classified as asians, lebanese and italians! Well, asians go to tutoring and memorise things so they aren't really THAT smart! I said others can be pretty too and I do not have a big head, people say to me I am the most beautiful in my school with long blonde hair that everyone wants to plat and play with.. so yeah!

[thwalkingcatastrophe]

@iKatThanx well I suppose that you didn't say that brunettes were dumb you just said they were mostly much more unintelligent than blondes and that not one brunette in your school is that smart and you did not say that other people can be pretty you said that they can be pretty but mostly blondes. And I would bet money that there are some unintelligent blondes at your school as well. And just because you're blonde doesn't mean

[MustSeeShaneDawson]

@iKatThanx hello, asian here! commended reading and math taks! just sayin -.-

[GGxSam]

@iKatThanx u are pretty dumb if u believe in stereotypes like this. its just a joke. get over it

[camathonicus]

@iKatThanx

I agree that you shouldn't make fun of blondes, but if you are getting offended that other people make assumptions about blondes, isn't it equally as wrong for you to say that people who aren't blonde aren't as pretty??

[incompleteinsanity]

Dunning-Kruger effect :D

[jake10027]

@iKatThanx no offense but get over ti is just a joke i can see why you think its offensive but its just a joke and everyone is pretty not just blondes

[locomocoloco246]

@iKatThanx i agree woohoo for blondes

[D4rkH4wk54]

@iKatThanx Thats kinda arrogant of you to say.

[SexyFish660]

@iKatThanx Are you saying there is any correlation between hair color and attractiveness? You're a fucking idiot.

[killerkat1231]

@iKatThanx Make me a sammich

[pravicis]

@iKatThanx hey u know what blondes r dump.. im a blonde and i changed my colour hair to brown so im brunette... so im smart now..

shall i tell u another blonde joke...

whats the nursery rhyme that suite blonde????

hump her dumper (humpty dumpty)... :P

[silentdaffodils]

@iKatThanx Blonde hair hides flaws. The skin color and the hair all sort of mesh together until you can't see any bad features. It's like natural concealer.

[RaymondHernandezFPS]

@iKatThanx well most of your species is mostly dumb

[brinksarmyoftwo]

@iKatThanx aaa screw you laugh a little ay, its just joking around

[LilMissBossEBoots]

@iKatThanx hold up im a brunette and im the one of the top in my class and im in honors and im pretty so dont be a hater everyone knows blonde jokes are just for fun

[ShibaNamedChewy]

@iKatThanx Thats offensive to neon colored hair people! >:(. xD

[annais565]

@iKatThanx if you dont like dont watch cuz ima blonde and i thought it was pretty damn funny and im the smartest person in all my classes

[Bibidibabiddiboo]

@iKatThanx tsk tsk tsk come on the sooner you accept this reality, the easier it gets,blondie. YOUR SPECIES ARE STUPID. and many blondes are FUGLYYY, and never has a blonde won the most beautiful woman in the world award, they were all brunettes. so yeah go get smart haha :D

[ScottNScozzyTV]

@iKatThanx everyone else must be pretty stupid then :O

[Lifex0xDeath]

@iKatThanx you're dumb because you can't take a joke....or jokes ;p

[BarbieBad1231]

@iKatThanx its a joke plus not all blonds are pretty the only thing there good at is men

[XxAmdisxX]

@iKatThanx If you got offended by this, you have no since of humor. Their are jokes about every hair color out there. Not just blondes. Secondly, you didn't even spell brunette right. Third, 90% of blonde head out there aren't even natural blondes. They are a bunch of fake bleach dyed heads. Natural blondes aren't always pretty either. Stop being a little baby over some jokes.

[areyoucoming1]

@iKatThanx wait if your soooooooooooo offended by theese jokes why the hec are you reading em'?

thats what I'd like to know and btw there just joke calm down gosh theres always a party pooper

[BlackSpade67]

@areyoucoming1 Seriously, shut up! IM BLONDE AND IM PROUD! ;D and I still thought these were hilarious! XD

[Diidiidii4]

@iKatThanx you're blonde, so you wouldn't understand the meaning of the word "joke"

[hockey6062]

all disslikes are blondes i bet

[tigersrule2010]

@MikeWooden1

Wow.. -.- Dude, that's just stupid to say.

[hellokittycakeable]

Lol!! I am blonde and I am smart, and this was funny!! I will tell my friends! Thanks!!

[TheLittlem231]

@tigersrule2010 You spelled than wrong

[TheMangaQueen]

LOL XDXDXDXDXD

omg...ok this maybe offensive to blondes...

but you gotta admit..THAT'S SO FUNNY! XDXDXDXD

[bow659]

how do you tell if a cyoty is blonde?

it gets stuck it chews off 3 legs and its still stuck

[bookiewormie1]

The jokes go too fast for me to read well I am blonde I guess i explains alot

[Dragonair1231]

Q: A smart blonde and santa claus are both falling off a cliff, who lands first?

A: Neither because neither of them exist

[twinkeez14]

tis is random n stupid k sooo yea.. u tell a blonde a joke she thinks its stupid n walks away a few days later u went 2 c her n ask "blonde y are u laughing so hard?" blonde says "cuz the joke u told me was so funny" n ur like----->...

[BellaGurlD]

OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS I LOVE THE SUBMERINE 1 AND THE DONUT SEEDS!

EXCEPT THE BIG FOOT 1, I WAS STUMPED, ALSO I WAS LAFING CUZ IM A BLONDE!!

[Dragonair1231]

@BellaGurlD

The bigfoot one is easy, there have been sightings of bigfoot but not a smart blonde,

[XoBeanerX]

ah ha. i knew the song was by switchfoot even though i never heard it before. im obviously not blonde.

[2ez3ar]

how do you make a blonde laugh on monday?

.

.

.

you tell her a joke on friday night.

[thehedgehog1428]

dude, squirtalert10, chill! it's ok. I'm blond and enjoyed these myself because I know that I am naturally blond and am still on high honors in my classes and am generally quite intelligent. I'm sure the same goes for you so calm down and don't be rude. :)

[rockiearrow]

@thehedgehog1428 Wow Your Tough! Add Me :P

[squirtalert10]

hey buddy boy this video is stupid with a capital S oh and yeah i can under stand it all right and gusse what? I'm a blonde so what now! I bet you dont think blondes are so stupid now? next time i see your name in a blonde joke video my responce is going to be WAY wers than this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[taylorrachelbff1]

@squirtalert10 dude calm down. u big freakazoid. i myself am a blonde to

[RangersFCx217x]

@squirtalert10 someone's on there period

[RangersFCx217x]

@squirtalert10 someone's on there periods

[cutiehailey576]

what happens when you cross a brunnett and a blonde

a half wit

[Kneeceeliz9]

Q: How do you take down a one armed blonde hanging from a branch?

A: You wave at her!

[Kneeceeliz9]

One day a blonde, a pinkhead, and a brunette just robbed a bank. The police was after them so the went in cages. The pinkhead got in a cat cage and said "Meow" so the police said "oh it's just a cat." the brunette got in a dog cage and said "BARK!" so the police said "oh it's a dog." the blonde went in a potato sack and said "Potato! Potato!" so the police took the blonde to jail.

[RWJxFANBOY]

Q: Whats the difference bettween a smart blonde and a UFO?

A:Smart blondes are heard of, but never seen

[Liberator550]

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

No one else wants it!

[XxMysteriousGal123xX]

@MissAllyDancer "Must be 18 to enter" means they must be 18+ years old but they thought they needed 18 people in the queue in order to get in :)

[ihaveaverybadcold]

how do you kill a blonde?

put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

[MusicianHeaven]

Why does the blonde never get out of bed?

She keeps hitting the snooze button on her alarm clock.

[MrArt425]

Aw c'mon Blondes, you know we love you.

[textingchic131]

slow the video down!!! it is tooooo fast

[XxMysteriousGal123xX]

@textingchic131 Pause it????

[TheRedKolaShow]

PAAHHAAHAA XD

[whazzuppeeps113]

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

Well, she got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs, and was still stuck

[yellowcorba1]

why cant blonds make koolaid? because they cant figure out how to get all that water into a small package.

[yellowcorba1]

a blond,brunette, and a redhead were trying to escape from prison they planned on jumping over the fence and distracting the guards by shouting some kind of natural disaster. The brunette went first and said TORNADO so the guards looked around she jumped over. The redhead went next ans said EARTHQUAKE so the guards started going crazy so she jumped over. The Blonde went next and said FIRE!! so they shot her down.

[oscarrudd123]

im blonde but if i didnt laugh at this i wud be gay

[Djoneill25]

What do u do when i a blonde throws a grenade at you ?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back

[Waynejghost]

@Djoneill25 another one -

Q: What if a Blonde Throws a Pin a You??

A: Run Like Hell, Shes Gotta Grenade in Her Mouth

[ZePwner350]

How did the blonde crash her car on the way from her house to a grocery store?

A: She forgot to open her garage door when she backed out.

[animefreak2780]

marilyn monroe is a smart blonde!

[Tokiohotelgirl97]

what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you, run like hell because she has a grenade in her mouth.

[yayaroxlol]

OMG so funny

[dude10240]

ms selgfan and chasie  LOL

[sunshine803756]

How do you get a blond to drown? Put scratch n' sniff stickers at the bottom of the pool.

[heyheygirl25ify]

im blonde but this is funny!

[WhiteWolf19900]

im blonde but this is funny ass shit

[spike14786]

so funny!! i was nearly cryin readin these

[ciaraandtatum]

i havent rated but im blonde why do people do this its offense :'( and half a brain gifted!?!?! dude then im spechial i have a FULL brain SO SUCK IT COCK ASSES

[cutiehailey576]

@ciaraandtatum calm down its just for laughs lol be happy im brunette but i always look at it the other way kk so i kinda k how u feels but still its just jokes

[MickeyMouse40022]

A brunette and a blonde lives together and one day the brunette comes home and finds the blonde with a rope tied around her waist so the brunette asks the blonde why do you have a rope tied around your waist the blonde said i was trying to commit suicide the brunette said then its not suppose to be around your waist it suppose to be around your neck the blonde said i try that but i couldn't breathe.

[maktorri9]

why aren't there any bleached-blonde jokes ffs???

[updawgz]

so many people have given my hair color a bad name..

lol but some funny jokes came out of it :)

[ZeeeKod]

@danielleymc6 i think your gifted then lol

[ciaraandtatum]

@ZeeeKod SCREW U dude its not funny and i got A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ B+ the B is becuse i write sloppy

[ZeeeKod]

@ciaraandtatum woah woah come down okay if you want to go to the mall then go lol just joking k thats good for but you know that thats only a stereotype people have like with skaters and teens (yes i do skteboard) k deal with i have to deal with it to (im not blonde and im not a girl) k DEALZ WITH IT

[ciaraandtatum]

@ZeeeKod another offense ima tom boi so xD oh and i like sk8 boards

[ZeeeKod]

@ciaraandtatum sweet skate or die! and how is being tom boi an offense? lol sorry if it seemed like i was being rude to blondes k i just think some of the jokes are funny

[ciaraandtatum]

@ZeeeKod u said the mall thing I HATE THE MALL xD

[ZeeeKod]

@ciaraandtatum lol i kind of do to except for west 49 that store is the only reason why i go to the mall

[legocreationmaster]

a brunette abd a blonde were walking in a park when the brunette said oh look a dead bird to the blonde and then the blond looked up into the sky and said i dont see it................lol what a failure i think

[LavenderBlonde00]

someone actually gave me a piece of paper that said "turn over" on both sides.

[dshanea1]

what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you:

pull the pin and throw it back

[1980vince]

WHAT'S THE FIRST THING A BLONDE DOES IN THE MORNING: GOES HOME

[chizoioioi]

1:14 XD donut seeds lol thats cute

[caitymonster321]

o my god i luved it!!!!!!!!!!!! and im a blonde

[multiyoyo01]

@MissAllyDancer it means if theres something in it shes on her way to work. if theres nothing in it shes on her way home

[kilbara12]

@MissAllyDancer i think the joke is there are 17 blondes and the sign said must be 18 and they think that there has to be 18 blondes

[GoldenOnyx17]

I think it's funny how a lot of races hate blonde white people but they always try to dye their hair like ours and it comes out orange. <3

[js00981213]

113 blondes did not understand this movie

[LaBonitaChica14]

"What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot?"

LolLolLolLol!!!

It took me a secind to get it and then I was like ROFL!! Because a smart blonde has never been spotted xD

[aDudeNamedAshten]

A lotta blonde chicks are hot so that makes up for the lack of smarts :)

[Excalibur159]

@aDudeNamedAshten

no my friend you always have to look at the WHOLE package..!

[aDudeNamedAshten]

@Excalibur159 what do you mean?

[MsSelgfan]

112 blondes attepted to understand this video

[LordLoss1000]

@tigersrule2010 lol stero types... don't you mean stereotypes?

[endlesstutorials]

@tigersrule2010 take a freaking jokeim blond/reddish and i laugh and think its funny



[tigersrule2010]

@endlesstutorials

I can take a freakin' joke but srsly they hate yet you encourage it.!? What the heck.