Cat Tries To Save Owner From Attempted Theft

[ShadowHorizon1]

This is why I want a cat.

[tammytrauma]

This guy looks real credible...:/

[itkapatanka]

ah Peter you are still funny!

[Skipe247]

* ROFL* Love it.

[dramaguy1000]

don"t mess with pussy boots !

[itsmegowd]

usa news is soooooooooooooooooooo shit ..."top story" i think aus new is shit but, well "top story"?! USA they have it all over u

[HapplyFace]

@itsmegowd probably a small town. If you live anywhere near LA, the local news is always something about children dying in terrible ways :(

[MrAwesomeness0077]

1:26. AAAHHHH!!!!!

[x09towni]

1:17

[scorpiowrxgoddess]

I bet that thief felt like an idiot from a cat attacking him.

[ScarsOfTheCrucifix]

what a legendary cat

[tricepsish]

can you train cats to guard like dogs?

[larakai4]

@tricepsish yes you can :) people use ibg cats such as tigers and leopards and lion to protect on suburban area's where they can be raised to help population if in a good home with large outdoor area and care and things to do and maybe a friend. people can trian smaller cats like servals, svahna cats and sand cats and even domestic housecats. they can be fery vicious and some have been known to kill people! yikes!

[tricepsish]

@larakai4 So only certain types. And in some parts of America are you allowed to have big cats?

[larakai4]

@tricepsish well it is best not to have them, i is very dangerous and can cost you your life, the goeverment wont want then living with you and cat rescuers and PETA/PSPCA wont liek it either. they deserve to be left alone in their own environmet, they are endangered

[fifimsp]

@tricepsish actually, Siamese were bred for that purpose. They are also know to be the breed of cat with a personality closest to a dog. I'd like to think my cats would save me but....

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

It's always rescue cats that save humans, maybe they know the human has done them a good turn.

[alex08648]

you ungrateful bastard....that cat saves ur ass and you say she's unreliable...i hope she claws your ass

[animalworld7899]

Animals mean the life to me!

[SmartGuy4today]

Cat: "You shall not harm my meal ticket. You okay meal ticket."

Owner: "I'm fine. Computer is down."

Cat: "NOOOOOO!"

[SacredRockSoul]

KITTEH > DOGGIEH

HELL YEAH

[strikkebil]

wtf.

[naturelover222]

He is an idiot!! YOUR CAT JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE'S WORK U DOOSH!!

[ViperHex9]

thats right! pff, they say dogs are man's best friend? this kitteh just proved them wrong

[ephabouyed]

Serves the thief right, trying to steal a disabled man's laptop, how low can you get?

[madisonelectronic]

Did they catch the nigger?

[madisonelectronic]

@madisonelectronic Sorry, looks like a filthy, worthless SPIC. Sorry you niggers.

[thewalrusiam1]

@madisonelectronic Fuck you, you inbred old piece of shit maricon puta. Say that a real person instead of the internet and see how fast you get your goose stepping old toothless ass stomped you worthless pile of meat and bones pinge punetta

[madisonelectronic]

@thewalrusiam1 And the crook WAS a beaner. Spics are scared of cats! Nya, nya nya, Your sister gives out.

[thewalrusiam1]

@madisonelectronic Don't have a sister you ignorant redneck, but i'm sure you puta madre sucks minority dick when she's not busy fucking her brother/husband you hillbilly waste of space

[thewalrusiam1]

@madisonelectronic Oh, and I own a cat dipshit

[Nyghtshade409]

Who says cats aren't man's best friend?

[Gukychan]

who the hell steals from a disabled person?! 

[Macabresque]

1:26 omfg I can't stop laughing

[bethoughless]

if you are afraid of a cat, don't be a theft

[areyoukidding]

Okay... No offense to the cat and his owner, but this is a top story how? ._.

[0prahTV]

"sitting in a friend's driveway" = stealing Wi-Fi

"got attacked" = the old klutz dropped his laptop and made up this story to get a free one

"his first email will be to his cat" = WTF!?

[MrJzizzles]

BS! Weak attempt at trying to get a free laptop.

[nickkk420]

bad exit for the reporter who writes emails to a cat..... they cant write back :o

[Ruhrstahl]

"When Choyce gets a new computer, his first email will be to...who else? The rescue cat who left a would-be robber dazed, confused, and a little scratched up." Ummm, why would this guy EMAIL his OWN cat? Because A. she seems to follow him around so anything he needs to express to her could be done verbally or with a can of unsalted sardines, and B. she's a cat and thus lacks the technological knowledge required to read an email or even use a computer.

[AaronStark21]

wow i feel sorry for the dumba** who gave that guy a laptop. sucker lol

[RassTheKing]

Can't believe people actually buy this shit...I mean, cat's are awesome, and some of them, yes, are almost like little guard dogs but his story doesn't even add up. Talk about trying to use media for your own gain...Shit, maybe I should do something like this the next time my computer breaks.

[5800junker]

hahaha hilarious guy n amazin sound effects lol thumbs up for CAPN KITTY

[CreamMonkey]

what a pussy. no pun intended

[firepaw1999]

that was a pretty good cat impression he did

[royalcourtier]

Sounds like a very tall story to me. The man just wanted the publicity so he could be given a new laptop.

[cupidonsarecreepy]

Cat even looks German.

[1Nayla1]

i bet kitty's nails were digging in deep making a fully grown man scream like that LOL

Gotta love cats...no matter what size their oponent is...they just go for it.

[Kookas]

@1Nayla1 I know. Cats would probably kill everything in sight if they could.

[ElensarFFXI]

What really happened is the cat jamp up on his knee and knocked the laptop of and broke it and he needed an excuse for breaking it and not looking like a moron. Probably stealing someone elses unprotected wifi connection as well thats why he rolls around with his laptop and sits in his "friends" driveway lol

[LadyLatias]

KITTY KARATE!

[jpur32]

If thats what a cat did, then i can't wait to see what happens when a dog goes spider monkey on da dude

[cakestalker]

"this 3 year old rescue cat is somewhat of a hero to her owner, peter choyce"

HER OWNER? isn't the owner a man?

[vhibe]

@cakestalker English is not my mother tongue. But, in my understanding of grammar, the "her" relates to´the subject of the sentence, which in this case is the cat, not the owner.

[xXPandaTsubasaXx]

@cakestalker it's tru...when he said "her owner" it means the cat is female.

[chrismc410]

@cakestalker The cat could be female. Which would make that sentence correct. Cat is owned by the guy, the cat's gender is known, she is female, her, the cat's owner, is a man, the guy who has her.

[dimseeeen]

fake. no video to proof. hes just trying to get on tv

[roguegirl29]

@dimseeeen If this was a dog, you would have no doubt that this story is true. What's the difference? I like dogs but I prefer an animal that doesn't kiss your ass 24/7.

[TheMememe38]

what a lier!

[alipazagaful]

HA! beat that canines!

go felines! =)

[superluigi35]

I can imagine it now... Kitty cops...

[YoinkityDoink]

The news will come up with any story they can.....if this was true, then cool...but, I think it's just another bs story.

[easycheezy85]

@Tygrysie You sir are dead wrong.. Sounds like you dont know who Mr Choyce is do you?

[KaraJayneee]

I loved the random..good kitty!

[RichardForkins]

I want to read that guy's memoir now. I love memoirs.

[podcastshmodcast]

Ha. Some bad press from Cat lovers below. I swear it was all a mistake in the edit. I honor Unshkinovitch the wonderkat. Since moving from that horrible BENTON WAY, she sits guard on the porch overlooking the action below. She is very sweet but will pounce on hipsters- anyone with tats, piercings or MISFITS T shirts. Otherwize she is VERY sweet and i NEVER have to lock the door when i leave or worry about BAD PEOPLE here....

[bookkeeper57]

Doesn't give the cat credit enough. If he wanted a free laptop, he spoke better of the cat. She IS a "watchcat", and she WAS protecting him. Cats can recognize the young of any species. They know when someone is sick, dying or disabled.

[robloxbboy333]

Man the guy is so ungrateful. It was better the laptop broken! If the guy stole the laptop he could've done idendity theft. Or worse. 5 stars for cat, not owner.

[SuperMrCRAZYMAN]

a cat can scratch and bite hard

[productionsOFkez]

liked for best cat mimic on 1:16 :D

[bookkeeper57]

This guy didn't own an attack dog: he owned a 12 lb domestic cat.

If the creep saw Puss lying under this guy's chair at all, he decided Puss was a passive little animal who would just lie there and blink, while he assaulted the

cat's owner. Laptop was damaged, but the cat interrupted the theft/assault.

Loyalty ~

[dosie451]

I love this news report. I used to know Peter, and no matter how crazy it sounds, if he says that's what happened, then that's what happened!

[KaraJayneee]

@dosie451 peters...interesting with the sound affects lol

[tekproxy]

Must have been a level 1 thief to be grinding on handicapped people and be beaten by a cat.

[cdnLEE]

1:28

failblog worthy.

[signevent]

I wonder if the thief had tried to steal his catnip or cat toy? The animal would've made mayhem. Or maybe he's just a nerd cat.

[jake072003]

hmm He wasn't very grateful towards the cat.. I bet the guy just wanted a new computer so he put it on the news. and correct me if I'm mistaken but isn't it sort of impossible to get 2 black eyes from a computer hitting you in the face.I mean if a computer hit someone in the face dead on, wouldn't your nose stop it from hitting your eyes? I mean I can understand 1 black eye if it came in at an angle but not 2.. for real get a book and put the middle to your face.. it doesn't even touch your eyes

[simlishcroft]

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[bookkeeper57]

Find your own laptop computer, bum.

[MaKlob8807]

cats surprise me

[klramon]

Don´t mess with cats! They can rip you apart! :)

[unpredictableish]

IDIOT OWNER....

[skgt24]

i saw this story on animal planet i think 101cats coolo

[cpuwrite]

My father put himself through college by working as a veterinarian's assistant. He tells me that he'd rather have to tussle with a 120-pound Great Dane than a 10-pound house cat. A cat is *much* more dangerous in a fight.

That said, is there any follow-up on this? Did our man Pete ever get the new laptop that he needed?

[SannaGNR]

LOL 'No, she's completely unrelyable' lmao

[chrystabelle42]

im so glad to hear of a cat story instead of all the dog storys

[dharmaseed]

Cat power!!!!

[rubberduck1810]

Great story, but is it really worthy of top news?!

[GuinevereGoddess]

Cats rule!

[Eruaphadriel]

The guy is a good story teller ^^

[Strideo1]

My cushion!

[eggsstink]

Correct title: STORY of How a Cat Tries To Save Owner From Attempted Theft

[TheTurnipKing]

YOU WILL NOT STEAL MY HEATED SEAT!

[tinjmail]

Can't this news company provide him a new laptop?

[deathunlimited454]

cat > burglar

[Gone2Huntin]

OWNED!!! That cat's got balls! GO KARATE KITTY! lol This cat is not a pussy!

[oklahomaisok]

Supercat!

[adelanteman]

I love nice things really awesome

[emilyj1987]

Cats don't fuck around!

[MrBlunt9]

@emilyj1987 they dont... people dont understand cats, they're lethal when they want to or have to be

[unodostreskuatro]

somewhere out there somebody is walking with 4 scratches on his face lol

[broKenwIngS787]

So...did this man ever get a new computer?

that was no scaredy cat

[sufisis]

I loved this, Peter!

[VLadyDragon]

Hahahaha! Karate kitty! Awesome!

[laurakitty]

i bet it was fluke he prob stod on the cats tail