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  • Fireball in the sky. I can go twice as high.

  • I think Wheezy wears thongs, and that's why he censors his butt.

  • as soon as the intro explosions went off my smoke alarm went off

  • Pops rocks

  • Perhaps those pieces of satellite are less likely to hit an archipelago.

    You should archipeli-GO immediately just to be safe.

  • Because of this video, I looked up what Archipelago meant. Its a group of scattered islands. What things you can learn thanks to Wheezy Waiter.

  • Did wheezy censor his buttcrack???

  • i just played the beginning of this video in an empty classroom on the computer connected to an overhead projector, and more importantly, a pair of giant speakers. the volume was turned all the way up. needless to say, i'm sure surrounding classrooms could clearly hear those explosions... whoops.

  • I love the intro so much. I wish I could make things explode by saying "IT'S EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY".

  • god, that was awesome.

  • the ad said "Hey Craig!" I got scared for a moment

  • 10,000 VIEWER!!! :)

  • @narenar01 You mean 100,000.

  • I want I need must have one MILLION dollars!

  • wat weighs more a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks

    neither they weigh the same

  • @watcher123711 you never gave me a chance to answer :(

  • your laugh after the predator joke... and the bee joke... priceless.

  • My name is Veronica! ^-^

  • Wheezy you need to give credit to the comic you quote! "I walked on the moon" Brian Regan!!,

  • @ShiftConttrol Hahhaha, I 've seen that!

  • Explosion Wednesday should be a thing when Chuck Norris says it's a thing.

  • In Soviet Russia, explosion wednesday IS a thing.

  • Omg I love this so much xD :DDDDD

  • AWESOME!

    

  • Sometimes Chicken Little knows his stuff.

  • GAH!

  • .> Scare.. >.<

    ...

    :I *didn't see that coming*

  • "Of course you don't blame Buzz. No matter what you say to Buzz, he can just say 'I walked on the moon' and he wins."

    Best quote I've heard in a while, Wheezy!

  • archipelago

    To ejaculate on the stomach of a doughy woman.

    courtesy of urban dictionary

  • "Oh, wait, that's a noun."

    <3 Wheezy

  • an archipelago is a chin of islands off the coast of japan and china. but don't worry wheezy, you'll be able to archipelago off the coast of japan and china. i believe in you!!!!! ^_^

  • cool

    awesome

  • Awesomely classic wheezy.

  • new guitar is awesome

  • Just letting you know wheezy they satellite crashed into the Pacific Ocean.

  • I REALLY need to archipelago.

  • But, I thought he made it a thing!

  • weezies explosion set off a fireball, that hit the satelight and now the world is doomed =<

  • epic laugh 2:24

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  • Good one...i like this episode!

    

  • "Craig, There's a dead guys body in this ride!" ...nehh?

  • explosion Wednesday gets me through the week.

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  • Is it weird that I'm watching last week's explosion wednesday video, TODAY? O_o

  • "Always a catch. Catch, predator, get it? AHAHAHAHA" = LMAOOOOOO. I love the laugh. xDDD

  • how long has explosion Wednesday been in "testing mode" now? :P

  • omg that wink was hothothothothothhot

  • an uncensored version of this would make my day ;)

  • ahem...you look good in black...that is all

  • i put on translation and it wrote when you said "of course you cant blame buzz" it said "president clinton." >.<

  • you didn't do the "hahhhhh" thing with your chair!! )=<

  • That wheezy laugh at 2:24 and 2:35 makes me weeeaak..lol

  • OMG ITS WEDNESDAY!!!

  • Craig! Walt's in the water!!

  • new guitar?

  • like if you paused this vid when the pop up of 'vote' appeared on the screen ;)

  • I miss Craig-Ga-Dee-Craig Craig with a wig D':

  • Round and round she goes.

  • MAY I PLEASE HAVE YOUR OLD GUITAR?

  • SWEET intro!!!

  • i think i saw a fireball i was in my room and i randomly looked out the window and saw a small light go by

  • why would anyone put a " super hot booty shake" as a respond?..

  • @b00ya911 This is America, welcome.

  • probably the hardest I've laughed at one of your videos in a while :)

  • There's a video responde for this called "Super Hot Booty Shake."

    I can't even.

  • @ShaintheWolfman Were you going to say 'I can't even finish this sentecne'?

  • @sethboy66 No. "I can't" and "I can't even" are phrases people say on the internet when you don't know what to say or how to react.

  • @ShaintheWolfman I was joking... I must have forgot to put in the :P. T.T

  • Impressive intro explodey effects, Mr. Craig! You are the master of the splitscreen. Well, you, or your editing clone. Whichever.

  • who else laughed at his censored buttcrack? lol

  • Don't give up Craig, Google was once a noun too.

  • Whatever happened to Skybank? Did the eagle steal all your cash? That eagle...

  • great episode wheezy!

  • I lol'd so hard!!!

  • Mark Summers = 90's FTW!

  • 2:26

  • Doobly-doo, TM'd by Charlie haha he made a point of saying it in his last video :P

  • The on the rise website isn't showing me the place where you vote :(

  • hot wink girl haha

  • Stupid censor strip!

  • Tripple Anger! haha WIN

  • in my spare time i watch Wheezy

  • Craig, I really wanna vote for PoPS! But when I visit the link, there's no bubble selection with any youtubers. I recently started watching PoPS since you've been asking for votes and I love it!

  • Fair enough. A man can have hope though! @proxynoob

  • Is it just me, or does he look like vsauce??

  • the winking girl is cute ;)

  • @trumpeteer9

    Very :)

  • The Veronica says song is in my head.. catchy stuff.

  • single anger

    DOUBLE anger

    TRIPLE ANGER!!

  • NASA Poisoned the Waterhole! (5 ½ tons)

    All metals can cause disease through excess. In addition, essential metals can affect the human body in the case of deficiency or imbalance. Toxic effects are dependent upon the amount of metal ingested, entry rate, tissue distribution, concentration achieved, and excretion rate. Mechanisms of toxicity include inhibition of enzyme activity and protein synthesis, alterations in nucleic acid function, and changes in cell membrane permeability.

  • POPS - I love Dr. Mr. Electon-ica-icty... (did he ever pick a name?) a.k.a. Donald. He's almost as hot as you Wheezy. You obviously gave "Sexy Clone" time off to pursue his acting aspirations. -- I have been catching all of the episodes between my Archipelago commitments.

  • This was a really random video :D It had it's topics but it was random at the same time :D

  • I don't think Explosion Wednesday should be a thing. D:

  • lmfao @ that censor bar

  • I loved thatepisode of Platoon of Power squadren :) Donald is a sexy man beast. ;) was my reason for not sleeping on my sick day

  • Dx I followed the link Wheezy but they don't let us vote more than once!

  • I love how wheezy waiter is so loved he has no haters

  • @CinematicallyUnhappy That's how some of us pronounce it in the US and Canada.

  • Veronica, why you playing with his emotions!?

  • I was going to vote, but then the poll was missing. So here's a comment instead. :]

  • IT'S NOT illu-minum IT'S ALL-U-MIN-I-UM. SPEAK RIGHT, YANKS.

  • @CinematicallyUnhappy We might pronounce it like you guys did if it was spelled the same. But it's not. D:

  • Archipelago: an expanse of water with many scattered islands

  • I was half hoping he'd edit in a satellite crushing a clone at the end .

  • thumbs up if you noticed when he got up his crack was censored ;D

  • Why do I have an add in the corner that says "Craig, there's a dead guy's body in this ride?" Wheezy, did you kill someone?

  • You're rhyming an awful lot lately. Did you notice that? --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • "one old step for women" = literal lol

  • wow it gets dark faster where you're from Craig!

  • why is nudity immoral ?

  • I guess you can't date people in your squadron, huh?

  • the satellite is supposed to land in Italy

  • Never showed up in my subscription box!

  • What kind of Guitars are those?

  • ok who else googled arcapellago

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  • @PhyOSPhyOS dude calm down im 13

  • @CupcakeGlitterGloss Yeah, that comment was too rude, so I removed it. Sorry.

  • @PhyOSPhyOS its ok its kinda stupid to fight over these things... I LOVE YOU WHEEZY!

  • "You just gotta let Buzz- Bee."

    made my day :)

  • awesome explosions at the beginning!

  • your videos always cheer me up, wheezy. thanks for being so awesome :)

  • OMG that laugh you make after the really bad puns made me laugh so hard!! Also the creeper face you do while laughing is just unfair lol It's too funny!! You should keep doing it in all your other videos lol

  • Does any one think craig reminds you of stephen stills from scott pilgrim vs the world?

  • @ToaMumbo No because he keeps his eyes open and isn't Canadian...

  • falling is sky the

  • @tillytalitillytali We must correct them and teach them 'English' haha

  • Aluminum Raindrops in Calgary?

    The Satellite fell in Canada, eah! <-lol)

    The Space Shuttle thermal protection system (TPS) is the barrier that protects the Space Shuttle Orbiter during the searing 1,650 °C (3,000 °F) heat of atmospheric re-entry.

    Aluminum’s Melting Point: (660.323°C or 1220.581°F)

    Aluminum’s Boiling Point: (2519°C or 4566°F)

    Pennies falling from Heaven?

    What goes up must come down…Yes?

    People who own metal detectors are gonna have a field day.

  • It's ok Wheezy, the satellite will get caught in your sky bank! :D (let's see some love old time beard lovers)

  • Wait, is that a new couch ?!?

  • omg, the intro!

  • Clouds at night, Wheezy? You've got a good eye.

  • by Queens of The Stone Age

  • EWANNNN!

    

  • Someone told me this morning that a satellite crashing over the UK is what caused the zombies in Shaun of the Dead.

  • You pronounced 'Aluminium' wrong

  • I walked on the moon, your argument is invalid.

  • I wanna go archipelago!!

  • The eagle should be careful.

  • 1:58, PLUMBERS BUTT!!!

  • that was probably the coolest intro ever

  • i hate when im busy and i have to wait to see a wheezy video

  • that's one old step for a woman lol

  • archipelago isn't something u can do Lol

  • CENSORED!

  • craig's apartment has no ceiling?

  • i love his laugh

  • ive been watching POPS. and i really like it! youve got me hooked

  • Im going to buy that song because VERONICA IS MY NAME!! :D:D:D:D!!! so awesome!

  • this is my favorite episode ever. I actually laugh out loud everytime I hear the "catch, predator" joke. and the "buzz, be" :)

  • I love this episode. Wheezy hasn't been this frantic for a long time. It feels old school :)

  • Nothing happened I mean did anyone get a piece of that satelite? --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • explosion wednesday so should be a thing!

  • THAT INTRO WAS AMAZING! XD

  • Your new guitar seems aggressive! xD

  • The lightning whip is so awesome. It reminds of DotA.

  • To anyone who hasn't watched Platoon of Power Squadron yet, do it!! I watched it for the first time last night, and ended up watching the whole thing. You won't be sorry.

  • intro was awesome!

  • I see u got a new couch

  • An archipelago is also a group or chain of islands. :)

  • I'm pretty sure there's a explosion behind that white door, hasn't her opened it in a video before?

  • Wheezy Waiter's Bucket List:

    "Sleep for two days *Crossed out*

    Wear pizza as a hat *Crossed out*

    See Fireball in Sky

    Enroll in Witness Protection *Crossed out*

    Archipelago

    Display bucket list *Crossed out*"

  • The funniest part was the censored butt crack

  • I ONLY GOT THIS IN MY SUB BOX NOW AND IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO THIS IS AN OUTRAGE YOUTUBE QUIT WITH HOLDING MY EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY!!!!

  • @mazerunner13 I KNOW THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @mazerunner13 Arabian? 3rabi? 

  • AH, IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!

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  • No singing rug!?

  • Satellites only hit people on the heads when my best friend and I are getting revenge on one of her ex-boyfriends via the Sims.

  • Advertisement that says" Craig, there is a dead guy's body in this ride." Not creepy at all. _Sarcastic.