i just played the beginning of this video in an empty classroom on the computer connected to an overhead projector, and more importantly, a pair of giant speakers. the volume was turned all the way up. needless to say, i'm sure surrounding classrooms could clearly hear those explosions... whoops.
an archipelago is a chin of islands off the coast of japan and china. but don't worry wheezy, you'll be able to archipelago off the coast of japan and china. i believe in you!!!!! ^_^
Craig, I really wanna vote for PoPS! But when I visit the link, there's no bubble selection with any youtubers. I recently started watching PoPS since you've been asking for votes and I love it!
All metals can cause disease through excess. In addition, essential metals can affect the human body in the case of deficiency or imbalance. Toxic effects are dependent upon the amount of metal ingested, entry rate, tissue distribution, concentration achieved, and excretion rate. Mechanisms of toxicity include inhibition of enzyme activity and protein synthesis, alterations in nucleic acid function, and changes in cell membrane permeability.
POPS - I love Dr. Mr. Electon-ica-icty... (did he ever pick a name?) a.k.a. Donald. He's almost as hot as you Wheezy. You obviously gave "Sexy Clone" time off to pursue his acting aspirations. -- I have been catching all of the episodes between my Archipelago commitments.
I know this is stupid and everyone does this but here goes anyway. We are a new upcoming youtube channel from Australia and we would love for you to subscribe so if we get 500 subscribers by December Jack will dye his hair blue and you will all get to watch it. We're called the Frenchmen Platoon. I'm sorry if i've wasted your time but if possible thumbs this comment up so we can get out there, like you would if you started a new youtube channel :)
OMG that laugh you make after the really bad puns made me laugh so hard!! Also the creeper face you do while laughing is just unfair lol It's too funny!! You should keep doing it in all your other videos lol
The Space Shuttle thermal protection system (TPS) is the barrier that protects the Space Shuttle Orbiter during the searing 1,650 °C (3,000 °F) heat of atmospheric re-entry.
Aluminum’s Melting Point: (660.323°C or 1220.581°F)
Aluminum’s Boiling Point: (2519°C or 4566°F)
Pennies falling from Heaven?
What goes up must come down…Yes?
People who own metal detectors are gonna have a field day.
To anyone who hasn't watched Platoon of Power Squadron yet, do it!! I watched it for the first time last night, and ended up watching the whole thing. You won't be sorry.
I ONLY GOT THIS IN MY SUB BOX NOW AND IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS AN OUTRAGE YOUTUBE QUIT WITH HOLDING MY EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY!!!!
Fireball in the sky. I can go twice as high.
funwithshortsfan 2 weeks ago
I think Wheezy wears thongs, and that's why he censors his butt.
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as soon as the intro explosions went off my smoke alarm went off
Sockerdoodle321 1 month ago
Pops rocks
spartanite67 2 months ago
Perhaps those pieces of satellite are less likely to hit an archipelago.
You should archipeli-GO immediately just to be safe.
regularguy5mb 2 months ago 2
Because of this video, I looked up what Archipelago meant. Its a group of scattered islands. What things you can learn thanks to Wheezy Waiter.
SealFormulaMaster 3 months ago
Did wheezy censor his buttcrack???
liztino1 3 months ago
i just played the beginning of this video in an empty classroom on the computer connected to an overhead projector, and more importantly, a pair of giant speakers. the volume was turned all the way up. needless to say, i'm sure surrounding classrooms could clearly hear those explosions... whoops.
lilcaits 4 months ago
I love the intro so much. I wish I could make things explode by saying "IT'S EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY".
LegoStripes 4 months ago
god, that was awesome.
MrRydude17 4 months ago
the ad said "Hey Craig!" I got scared for a moment
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10,000 VIEWER!!! :)
narenar01 4 months ago
@narenar01 You mean 100,000.
sethboy66 4 months ago
I want I need must have one MILLION dollars!
NothingMeek 4 months ago
wat weighs more a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks
neither they weigh the same
watcher123711 4 months ago
@watcher123711 you never gave me a chance to answer :(
ChocolateBearChick 4 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
your laugh after the predator joke... and the bee joke... priceless.
fecklessman 4 months ago
My name is Veronica! ^-^
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Wheezy you need to give credit to the comic you quote! "I walked on the moon" Brian Regan!!,
ShiftConttrol 4 months ago
@ShiftConttrol Hahhaha, I 've seen that!
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Explosion Wednesday should be a thing when Chuck Norris says it's a thing.
ProcrastinateDaily 4 months ago
In Soviet Russia, explosion wednesday IS a thing.
777Eidolon 4 months ago
Omg I love this so much xD :DDDDD
BlackFlute135 4 months ago
AWESOME!
WoodenCandy 4 months ago
Sometimes Chicken Little knows his stuff.
microberry 4 months ago
GAH!
xxcokecookiexx 4 months ago
.> Scare.. >.<
...
:I *didn't see that coming*
Ristengirl876 5 months ago
"Of course you don't blame Buzz. No matter what you say to Buzz, he can just say 'I walked on the moon' and he wins."
Best quote I've heard in a while, Wheezy!
Rosher18 5 months ago
archipelago
To ejaculate on the stomach of a doughy woman.
courtesy of urban dictionary
SirMechanico 5 months ago
"Oh, wait, that's a noun."
<3 Wheezy
mikeysrose 5 months ago
an archipelago is a chin of islands off the coast of japan and china. but don't worry wheezy, you'll be able to archipelago off the coast of japan and china. i believe in you!!!!! ^_^
KibaInuzuka427 5 months ago
cool
awesome
maisiestarcat 5 months ago
Awesomely classic wheezy.
RandomTask3000 5 months ago
new guitar is awesome
BrokenString18 5 months ago
Just letting you know wheezy they satellite crashed into the Pacific Ocean.
ShinShia456 5 months ago
I REALLY need to archipelago.
mohe3439 5 months ago
But, I thought he made it a thing!
NeonFishies1 5 months ago
weezies explosion set off a fireball, that hit the satelight and now the world is doomed =<
TheMrboss12 5 months ago
epic laugh 2:24
Ironor8 5 months ago
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Ironor8 5 months ago
Good one...i like this episode!
AgentAnons 5 months ago
"Craig, There's a dead guys body in this ride!" ...nehh?
ILiveToCosplay 5 months ago
explosion Wednesday gets me through the week.
roughlysixfeettall 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
So how many nylon strings did you use on that intro? :P
olithegreat 5 months ago
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olithegreat 5 months ago
Is it weird that I'm watching last week's explosion wednesday video, TODAY? O_o
megangerfilms 5 months ago
"Always a catch. Catch, predator, get it? AHAHAHAHA" = LMAOOOOOO. I love the laugh. xDDD
Cosmikett 5 months ago
how long has explosion Wednesday been in "testing mode" now? :P
CurranDotCom 5 months ago
omg that wink was hothothothothothhot
jente0987654321 5 months ago
an uncensored version of this would make my day ;)
LadyOldLittle 5 months ago
ahem...you look good in black...that is all
thefamouskaytay 5 months ago
i put on translation and it wrote when you said "of course you cant blame buzz" it said "president clinton." >.<
LuluWms 5 months ago
you didn't do the "hahhhhh" thing with your chair!! )=<
MigglesTheGidget 5 months ago
That wheezy laugh at 2:24 and 2:35 makes me weeeaak..lol
PopperNazi 5 months ago
OMG ITS WEDNESDAY!!!
oscarmango 5 months ago
Craig! Walt's in the water!!
chubbysenator 5 months ago
new guitar?
RockingMinors 5 months ago
like if you paused this vid when the pop up of 'vote' appeared on the screen ;)
BluePointSiamese 5 months ago
I miss Craig-Ga-Dee-Craig Craig with a wig D':
stephtubbs 5 months ago
Round and round she goes.
RTrevorCollins 5 months ago
MAY I PLEASE HAVE YOUR OLD GUITAR?
theqweschunmark 5 months ago
SWEET intro!!!
theyellowdart31 5 months ago
i think i saw a fireball i was in my room and i randomly looked out the window and saw a small light go by
anthony21266 5 months ago
why would anyone put a " super hot booty shake" as a respond?..
b00ya911 5 months ago 16
@b00ya911 This is America, welcome.
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probably the hardest I've laughed at one of your videos in a while :)
PicturelessStories 5 months ago
There's a video responde for this called "Super Hot Booty Shake."
I can't even.
ShaintheWolfman 5 months ago 41
@ShaintheWolfman Were you going to say 'I can't even finish this sentecne'?
sethboy66 4 months ago
@sethboy66 No. "I can't" and "I can't even" are phrases people say on the internet when you don't know what to say or how to react.
ShaintheWolfman 4 months ago
@ShaintheWolfman I was joking... I must have forgot to put in the :P. T.T
sethboy66 4 months ago
Impressive intro explodey effects, Mr. Craig! You are the master of the splitscreen. Well, you, or your editing clone. Whichever.
nerdra 5 months ago
who else laughed at his censored buttcrack? lol
angelkaykay007 5 months ago
Don't give up Craig, Google was once a noun too.
BIC3PZ 5 months ago
Whatever happened to Skybank? Did the eagle steal all your cash? That eagle...
candycabaret 5 months ago
great episode wheezy!
gingerofthesketch 5 months ago
I lol'd so hard!!!
legoy13 5 months ago
Mark Summers = 90's FTW!
BrittnyPlease 5 months ago
2:26
TheAndr3yman 5 months ago
Doobly-doo, TM'd by Charlie haha he made a point of saying it in his last video :P
1672tls 5 months ago
The on the rise website isn't showing me the place where you vote :(
vlogition 5 months ago
hot wink girl haha
centaursweatshirts 5 months ago
Stupid censor strip!
aquatius5 5 months ago
Tripple Anger! haha WIN
kensuke10 5 months ago
in my spare time i watch Wheezy
Mahcoos 5 months ago
Craig, I really wanna vote for PoPS! But when I visit the link, there's no bubble selection with any youtubers. I recently started watching PoPS since you've been asking for votes and I love it!
xGamer911x 5 months ago
Fair enough. A man can have hope though! @proxynoob
DougMasek 5 months ago
Is it just me, or does he look like vsauce??
TheSuperSkag 5 months ago
the winking girl is cute ;)
trumpeteer9 5 months ago 161
@trumpeteer9
Very :)
olithegreat 5 months ago
The Veronica says song is in my head.. catchy stuff.
DaeDaeMSI 5 months ago
single anger
DOUBLE anger
TRIPLE ANGER!!
MariazzZebra 5 months ago
NASA Poisoned the Waterhole! (5 ½ tons)
All metals can cause disease through excess. In addition, essential metals can affect the human body in the case of deficiency or imbalance. Toxic effects are dependent upon the amount of metal ingested, entry rate, tissue distribution, concentration achieved, and excretion rate. Mechanisms of toxicity include inhibition of enzyme activity and protein synthesis, alterations in nucleic acid function, and changes in cell membrane permeability.
gjonesy9 5 months ago
POPS - I love Dr. Mr. Electon-ica-icty... (did he ever pick a name?) a.k.a. Donald. He's almost as hot as you Wheezy. You obviously gave "Sexy Clone" time off to pursue his acting aspirations. -- I have been catching all of the episodes between my Archipelago commitments.
AuntEon 5 months ago
This was a really random video :D It had it's topics but it was random at the same time :D
LtoTheAI 5 months ago
I don't think Explosion Wednesday should be a thing. D:
KnorkiestKnorks 5 months ago
lmfao @ that censor bar
maiziehampton 5 months ago
I loved thatepisode of Platoon of Power squadren :) Donald is a sexy man beast. ;) was my reason for not sleeping on my sick day
Tasteslikechicken16 5 months ago
Dx I followed the link Wheezy but they don't let us vote more than once!
Sabortooftigar 5 months ago
I love how wheezy waiter is so loved he has no haters
Deathfromabove5 5 months ago
@CinematicallyUnhappy That's how some of us pronounce it in the US and Canada.
ronathandaman 5 months ago
Veronica, why you playing with his emotions!?
EcHoBaY2 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I know this is stupid and everyone does this but here goes anyway. We are a new upcoming youtube channel from Australia and we would love for you to subscribe so if we get 500 subscribers by December Jack will dye his hair blue and you will all get to watch it. We're called the Frenchmen Platoon. I'm sorry if i've wasted your time but if possible thumbs this comment up so we can get out there, like you would if you started a new youtube channel :)
DrGillezeau 5 months ago
I was going to vote, but then the poll was missing. So here's a comment instead. :]
stevieisnotanoctopus 5 months ago
IT'S NOT illu-minum IT'S ALL-U-MIN-I-UM. SPEAK RIGHT, YANKS.
CinematicallyUnhappy 5 months ago
@CinematicallyUnhappy ......
uiruu 5 months ago
@CinematicallyUnhappy We might pronounce it like you guys did if it was spelled the same. But it's not. D:
AllieMcKeen 5 months ago
Archipelago: an expanse of water with many scattered islands
midofthevid 5 months ago
I was half hoping he'd edit in a satellite crushing a clone at the end .
dayneoram 5 months ago
thumbs up if you noticed when he got up his crack was censored ;D
neoncrayons879 5 months ago
Why do I have an add in the corner that says "Craig, there's a dead guy's body in this ride?" Wheezy, did you kill someone?
frecklebot 5 months ago
You're rhyming an awful lot lately. Did you notice that? --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!
CharismaticMom 5 months ago
"one old step for women" = literal lol
yobhsiFehT 5 months ago 86
wow it gets dark faster where you're from Craig!
BenjtheMan 5 months ago
why is nudity immoral ?
unamaxify 5 months ago
I guess you can't date people in your squadron, huh?
daddysbaby7392 5 months ago
the satellite is supposed to land in Italy
WhackadamiaNut 5 months ago
Never showed up in my subscription box!
AsiaTheMega123 5 months ago
What kind of Guitars are those?
jekzinder16 5 months ago
ok who else googled arcapellago
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PhyOSPhyOS 5 months ago
@PhyOSPhyOS dude calm down im 13
CupcakeGlitterGloss 5 months ago
@CupcakeGlitterGloss Yeah, that comment was too rude, so I removed it. Sorry.
PhyOSPhyOS 5 months ago
@PhyOSPhyOS its ok its kinda stupid to fight over these things... I LOVE YOU WHEEZY!
CupcakeGlitterGloss 5 months ago
"You just gotta let Buzz- Bee."
made my day :)
AllmostOmega 5 months ago
awesome explosions at the beginning!
GreatLife777 5 months ago
your videos always cheer me up, wheezy. thanks for being so awesome :)
mooradleyy 5 months ago
OMG that laugh you make after the really bad puns made me laugh so hard!! Also the creeper face you do while laughing is just unfair lol It's too funny!! You should keep doing it in all your other videos lol
TonyForTheWin 5 months ago
Does any one think craig reminds you of stephen stills from scott pilgrim vs the world?
ToaMumbo 5 months ago
@ToaMumbo No because he keeps his eyes open and isn't Canadian...
AntCGallagher 5 months ago
falling is sky the
ibull3tb0y 5 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
@tillytalitillytali We must correct them and teach them 'English' haha
02MARTIA 5 months ago
Aluminum Raindrops in Calgary?
The Satellite fell in Canada, eah! <-lol)
The Space Shuttle thermal protection system (TPS) is the barrier that protects the Space Shuttle Orbiter during the searing 1,650 °C (3,000 °F) heat of atmospheric re-entry.
Aluminum’s Melting Point: (660.323°C or 1220.581°F)
Aluminum’s Boiling Point: (2519°C or 4566°F)
Pennies falling from Heaven?
What goes up must come down…Yes?
People who own metal detectors are gonna have a field day.
gjonesy9 5 months ago
It's ok Wheezy, the satellite will get caught in your sky bank! :D (let's see some love old time beard lovers)
Thatcooltroll 5 months ago
Wait, is that a new couch ?!?
MigworksProduction 5 months ago
omg, the intro!
TheANBart 5 months ago
Clouds at night, Wheezy? You've got a good eye.
TenkanVlog 5 months ago
by Queens of The Stone Age
TheRiffCalendar 5 months ago
EWANNNN!
smearyD 5 months ago
Someone told me this morning that a satellite crashing over the UK is what caused the zombies in Shaun of the Dead.
acegamer6 5 months ago
You pronounced 'Aluminium' wrong
02MARTIA 5 months ago
I walked on the moon, your argument is invalid.
GreenKitsuneTheOG 5 months ago
I wanna go archipelago!!
FallenStarsInPockets 5 months ago
The eagle should be careful.
TheNeFlo 5 months ago
1:58, PLUMBERS BUTT!!!
kak10053 5 months ago
that was probably the coolest intro ever
TahniRose 5 months ago
i hate when im busy and i have to wait to see a wheezy video
tacoismykitty 5 months ago
that's one old step for a woman lol
thetrueparadisecity 5 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
archipelago isn't something u can do Lol
money3140 5 months ago
CENSORED!
RudeBoy9179 5 months ago
craig's apartment has no ceiling?
rizzo92insanity 5 months ago
i love his laugh
XxRachy123xX 5 months ago
ive been watching POPS. and i really like it! youve got me hooked
avatarluvr88 5 months ago
Im going to buy that song because VERONICA IS MY NAME!! :D:D:D:D!!! so awesome!
avatarluvr88 5 months ago
this is my favorite episode ever. I actually laugh out loud everytime I hear the "catch, predator" joke. and the "buzz, be" :)
dannystrongstrong 5 months ago
I love this episode. Wheezy hasn't been this frantic for a long time. It feels old school :)
TheCoken 5 months ago
Nothing happened I mean did anyone get a piece of that satelite? --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!
noriyasusan 5 months ago
explosion wednesday so should be a thing!
andrsdtz 5 months ago
THAT INTRO WAS AMAZING! XD
TheAmazingSquirtle 5 months ago
Your new guitar seems aggressive! xD
RedEbSeb13 5 months ago
The lightning whip is so awesome. It reminds of DotA.
KingHeadbang 5 months ago
To anyone who hasn't watched Platoon of Power Squadron yet, do it!! I watched it for the first time last night, and ended up watching the whole thing. You won't be sorry.
randomlilnikki 5 months ago
intro was awesome!
Alreadyrice 5 months ago
I see u got a new couch
kayzeaza 5 months ago
An archipelago is also a group or chain of islands. :)
VivaLaCarlen 5 months ago
I'm pretty sure there's a explosion behind that white door, hasn't her opened it in a video before?
SoMuchbetter2492 5 months ago
Wheezy Waiter's Bucket List:
"Sleep for two days *Crossed out*
Wear pizza as a hat *Crossed out*
See Fireball in Sky
Enroll in Witness Protection *Crossed out*
Archipelago
Display bucket list *Crossed out*"
NoahMusic96 5 months ago
The funniest part was the censored butt crack
binnybinny7853 5 months ago
I ONLY GOT THIS IN MY SUB BOX NOW AND IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS AN OUTRAGE YOUTUBE QUIT WITH HOLDING MY EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY!!!!
mazerunner13 5 months ago 122
@mazerunner13 I KNOW THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AlainaAvalanche 5 months ago
@mazerunner13 Arabian? 3rabi?
shahodo 5 months ago
AH, IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
Tahonamaya 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I CAN SEE IT FROM MY HOUSE
AllyTV1377 5 months ago
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gjonesy9 5 months ago
No singing rug!?
EllieRoseDavis 5 months ago
Satellites only hit people on the heads when my best friend and I are getting revenge on one of her ex-boyfriends via the Sims.
BeatrixNemesis 5 months ago
Advertisement that says" Craig, there is a dead guy's body in this ride." Not creepy at all. _Sarcastic.
tealqueen21 5 months ago