7 Day Live Clue Scroll Marathon - Episode #2! (Why Is Simon A Noob?)

[Rallerboy888]

Simon is no longer a noob. He's an elfstripper

[rangerlol810]

simon is a pro

[billyjoal]

in Soviet Russia Simon isn't noob,

noob is Simon!

[b0wster]

simons a noob because hes pro at failing..

[rsis4madpeepz]

Simons a noob....because he's simon

[orangem0nkey]

Simon's a noob because jesus the guard said so.

[TheJonny646464]

Because he wouldn't fight be as a spartan in the duel arena obviously, i challenged him... He's a noob...

[SpecBoom]

No racism intended

I'm kidding guys

Kidding about there not being intended racism? lol

[tophersadvice]

@SHOOTDATRABBIT

"Simon is a noob because he is a goat."

lolwut? Goat= (G)reatest [O]f (A)ll (T)ime....

[VengefulWagon]

He was raped by Born

[Jordan774774]

He Was Just Born One...

[Bern50o]

Are u always hyper like this? >.>

[darkmo56]

lmao goat porn...

[runepl000x]

369th like!!! WOOT :D

[jamart227]

Simon is a noob because born is a boob.

[VampircNat]

Simon is a noob because he was bullied by chikens when he was a child

[SHOOTDATRABBIT]

Simons a noob because he is a goat

[McdonaldsRemote]

Simon isn't a noob, he just fails more often then everyone else!

[AJ4LYF95]

l0l0l0l0l goat porn!!!

[imTheNoob97]

Love your vids but the FPS is a bit low. Like movement of the mouse is replicated.

[mukakta]

hes noob cuz hes not pro

[MitchDH94]

Because he just fails at a fair few random and quite obvious things he does ehe :3

[bluewheen]

Simon is a noob cause: he's name is Simon. xD

[55gekketurk]

goat orchie!

[jack23z]

simon is a noob because he got pked by zezima irl

[Antimated666]

mmmm goating

[runescarvids]

another thing ring of wealth normal does nothing it has to be charged

[runescarvids]

a quick suggestion for the 7th day please can you get an elite clue from like a good boss and do it for the finale? i think it would be a good idea

[0obl00dzo0]

ohh howwww i love your videos dude :D!!!!!!! <33333

[MRbubs12]

it's pronounced YURI noob

[townbyke]

No racism intended guys... i'm kidding

LOL!

[AndysIronic]

I hate it when i see comments from people that says simons a noob when he clearly isnt -.- i know its a joke and when it started it was funny as hell, but now its just overused and annoying when people who are noobs say it =/

[jzzmonkeys]

fuck noobs that dont know about the old days, fuck the new days of glitchscape 2012

[krishneelkc]

what suburb you live in or near.

[duelblade7]

really enjoying this keep it up

[69MrBlackops]

Simons is a noob nuff said

[obby4rs]

Hes a noob because i touch myself every night before i go to sleep...

[HybridCapes]

@iLuckyduckdog the real question is, why isn't Simon a noob?

[Johnsoal94]

6:52 "no racism intended..im kidding guys" [massive amounts of racism intended] lol i like u as a commentator and this series no homo! ^_^ u jus got urself anuther sub!! wewt wewt

[Nickem97]

Why isn't he a noob?

[xrogietx]

@Nickem97 Because Simon won't give up that position to easily.

[Plonkusatsu]

Simon's a noob

[AJsoccerkid10]

simon's a noob actually started on their minecraft channel, where Simon failed assloads. this started and ended in less than a week. But then Simon died in his series known as Godsword Set from Scratch. James screamed "Simon you noob!" after he died, then the top rated comment was Simon's A NOOB. This became a Runescape comment meme, and became Wildy popular on all rs related videos. even videos not by runeshark. This is the true story of Simon's a Noob

[snupy209]

@AJsoccerkid10 No u fucking twat james told every1 to post as a comment simons a noob and it stuck. stfu

[Turkoid1]

Because he got raped by a panda in Antarctica whilst a zebra watched

[Turkoid1]

@7SnowBoards at failing

[ZurgOwns]

why is 9 such an awesome number?

[Jripper10]

simon is a noob because he dies with the ags on gssfs

[knife5843]

simon is a noob beacuse he just is :P

[7Snowboards]

Simons a pro, not a noob

[LetsPKSToof]

simon is a noob because james is a pro, henry is pro-er than simon, born is and uber-noob, and since there isnt a noob, simon is there

[Wh0DaFriz]

simons a noob came from there minecraft chanel then on rs james called him a noob and told everyone to leave a comment saying simons a noob.

[attstrpure]

Wait... you have 99 construction? You do know how useful house portals and a mounted glory are, right? Your full inventory is making me cringe :s

[wisepowpow]

more old school!

[oTiiMeX]

hey, you should use a meerkat for coords, saves some space

[zuddah1]

20k says desecrator wont comment back 2 this cause im pro =)

gas bag *ily desec*

[aperjan100]

it is his middle name

[Artie142]

do you mean 369 likes for the third episode?

[J1mmyj1mkev]

Simon is a noob, coshe diedon minecraft, and then on rs and lost lots of pixels, thats it i guess...

[TheParsonsRS]

My day sucks, 5 page research papaer on the PIRA.

[filmclan]

Simon is a noob started with the first from scratch video, james said all comment simons a noob then it continued

[0123dead]

crap now i have to scroll through the comments to see what guineapig081 said...

[XxcallofdutyboyxX]

Hes a noob cuz he died with full torva a divine and a yack at sara with a full inv with brews but he got no restores another one he walked in the wildie to kill kbd with ranged got there and he forgot his dfs and his bolt -_- thats a noob

[rspsrus]

simon is a noob because well lets face it have you seen him getting defenders?

[elwoodxd]

Simon's a noob cause he's a noob at minecraft

[MTNDew4BrekFast]

simon is a noob because james and born said so

[Ventis1HerO]

Simon's a noob cause he took an arrow to the knee

[imabawsyalikehell]

why ISNT simon a noob?

[ragekageandjables]

Simons a noob: ... i wasnt supposed to tell anyone about this but when simon was a young level 3 he was raised by a pack of noobs long before he even completed dragon slayer so he's been bread with this sorta noobyness burned into his brain which every so often he'll relapse into. just dont tell anyone or i'll probably get raped..

[dcross412]

cuz he died during a boss trip something like that

[dragonforceYYZ]

please stop using ovlds for clues!!!! hahaha pleaseeeeeeeee i beg of you m8!

[NLrobiorNL]

Because he tought barbarian village is draynor village.

[GQizBOMB]

because he is simon and simons are noob

[multifire9]

Simon's a noob because he's Simon.

[ThePetru333show]

Tbh, Simon isn't a Noob just sometimes xD

[MrBlackseamus]

charge ur row. it helps

[youokmate]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i miss the fucking old layout mate

[bumpy121]

james called simon a noob when they were playing minecraft and then on people called him a noob!! (real story)

[WhatsRound]

@projectgamer1, he didn't spell Hati wrong, he just says it wrong.

[TheElementboi]

Great video, how do you get the sextant?

[iLuckyduckdog]

@TheElementboi

A sextant can be obtained by first talking to the Observatory Professor (who may be at the Observatory or the nearby Observatory reception building to the north-east, depending upon whether the player has completed the Observatory Quest)

[TheElementboi]

@iLuckyduckdog thanks. but he says i need a coordinate clue scroll then he will send me to murphy?;s

[SonOfAMP]

@TheElementboi you need to obtain all 3 in a certain order, 1 guy sends you to the next and so on. just go to who he tells you to go to and hopefully u get what ur after :)

[PuffPure]

@iLuckyduckdog Copy+Paste from Runescape wiki moar

[JEALOUSPRlCK]

Simon is a noob because he eats dog faeces.

[TheBeech29]

I think you should talk about zezima and how much of a legend he was...

[strkszone]

Simon is a noob for not knowing the backstory behind Skoll and Hati. Simon is a noob for not being maxed. Simon is a noob for not fletching while making videos. Simon is a noob because he keeps failing everything. Simon is a noob because Born For Pvm said he's a noob. Simon is a noob because he cannot fap while scaping like Suomi. Simon is just a noob because he was born to be nooby while playing oops I mean wondering why he can't get on Roonscape when spelling it like that into google.

[LittlePK7]

another nice vid, ive told some of my friends about you and hope u get more popular within the youtube community, amazing vids :)

[00NOLIFE00]

@iLuckyduckdog the "simon is a noob" thing is something james (also from Runeshark) startet in a Minecraft vids and it have just kept going on

it's on "Minecraft Series - Kingdom of the Sky Adventure Map" don't remember the ep.

sorry for bad English not main language

[projectgamer1]

Simons a noob cause he spelled Hati wrong

[MrJaygio]

porn on that tv eh bad man

[DjWicked0]

Your wing of wealth has to be charged.

[xxagsxxk0]

u waste more then u make using the ovl lmfao ;p nice vids m8 keep it up luvin these series

[ENGLISHPEOPLERULE]

Because I Said So :D

[pvmslayer5]

simons a noob because he died at corp at 138 wtf

[DjWicked0]

@pvmslayer5 it's pretty easy to die at corp even at 138. 

[AbdiHD]

@pvmslayer5 heaps of people die at corp...

[eliteduckify]

well since 90% of the ppl saying simons a noob dont know how it started. it was on runesharks minecraft channel. it was during a series called kingdom of the sky adventure map. and simon couldnt match james minecraft level so they said to post simons a noob in the comments. then on their runescape channel james said it in the gsfs episode and it caught on

[12345kip]

thumbs up if you skipped to the end at the beginning to see the reward!

[winfest2010]

Nimons a Soob, problem solved.

[drkplacebo]

simon is a noob because hes minecraft knowledge is fail lol, just saying

[baseball5131]

simon is a noob because he has a small penis

[ThumpingRs]

<3

[kabal9900]

3 am upload? nice =)

[xThe11thCommandment]

SUB TO THEIR MINECRAFT CHANNEL TO FIND OUT

[xmut3x]

i love these

[iammestamanRS]

Also, another thing I like to do whilst clue-scrolling: When you have an emote clue and you kill the double agent, equip the items you needed to have equipped just before you do the killing blow to the double agent, this way you don't have to re-do the emote. (Don't do this on the one between the tables in shilo or you'll end up throwing the mud pie and you'll have to get another one)

[robertstokes52]

if this were any other commentator i'd skip right to the loots, but i love your commenteries man

[coollol1]

you have F*cking 485m in your money pouch i have 485 gp's:'(

[IOWNZU38]

Simon is a noob because in the gssfs series they called him a noob and ppl started to continue it.

[iammestamanRS]

Haha, you're welcome, I do my best to get people lost in the middle of the ocean. As for why simon's a noob, well it's probably because he doesn't talk as fast as you.

[Armadylez]

Simon is a noob, beacuse he's Simon. Nuff said.

[lastwarrior2004]

You could talk about where you got your clues from

[iLuckyduckdog]

@lastwarrior2004

At the beginning of the video, I mentioned that I received the clue as a drop from killing Mithril Dragons, hopefully the finale of this 7 day marathon will involve an elite clue, if not definitely multiple clues, I will power out all day to provide a great ending to this marathon for everyone, so be excited!

[Nickem97]

@iLuckyduckdog 2 like 2 meds or easies for one episode:P see how easy it is

[YUAFK]

What's up Des? I am a cat

[RyanNexRs]

Simon isnt a noob, Hes the best with his magical voice <3

[benstoneman]

Simon is noob cus he's not you... DERP!!!

[PicFatality]

You're one of my new favourite commentators.. :)

[TheXituZ]

Hello. noob.

[TheAncientspker]

Simon is a noob, because he talks just like you. jk =p. I don't think he's a noob though

[lastwarrior2004]

he is new to the game and he doesn't know how to get back to lumbridge from varrock

[letsgameguy]

the armor moth bit him, and gave him noobbedye

[xDreamTeamHD]

Hes a noob because hes not desecrator!!!!! <3

[tripled57]

Simon is a noob because once a long time ago he drank a noob potion

[Elibenify]

Why does Jesus have a mullet

[ukrslalawrmds]

did you know you cabt download runescape?

[turtlemenace]

cuz he's a noob

[TerboZerk]

simon is a noob because he originated in north africa and fetched water for 15 years and emigrated to london for a job. that is why he is a noob.

[lobstergods]

thank god its uploaded i stayed up till 1:50 am (western australian time) aint i a true fan

[TheRunningthunder]

you can sort your emotes to show only the clue scroll ones

[TerboZerk]

in before 1st

[11Denning]

We have mtv...

[13woj13]

simon is a noob

[guineapig081]

if u don't reply to this, u are gay and don't want megan fox to do 69 with u.

[iLuckyduckdog]

@guineapig081

My girlfriend is all I need, but hello!

[babytoothy12]

@iLuckyduckdog STOP ACTING ALL FUNNY! UR NT NATURALLY FUNNY SO STOP TRYING

[ChewedNoodle]

@babytoothy12 then unsub.

[skoldn]

@guineapig081 Heck yeah i want her to 69 with me

[ukrslalawrmds]

wtf my str ammy is green

[xzzachzx]

whoever wanted this marathon your all cunts this is so boring its unreal

[iLuckyduckdog]

@xzzachzx

There is no need to be mean, I am more than willing to create consistent marathons to meet the request of all my subscribers, I just had to literally go with my honesty and provide the marathon that has the most requests, if you would like to make a request, I am more than willing to oblige and take your ideas into account for future content, hopefully you continue you too support, remember everyone has different interests!

[benstoneman]

@xzzachzx Stfu dude its awsome :) ur just a little mean shit :)

[stenvikteam]

awhhehehe no top comment is this my time??..... titties!!!

[TheHorseThatGamed]

@stenvikteam Nope

[guineapig081]

@Noremak97 Easier said then done.

[Austrahlian]

My strength ammy is green... Shitty updates

[dabaepure1]

ffirst comment

[lukis131]

lol

[SuperHalfbiscuits]

7th now stfu lol

[IsnipeJ]

Simons a noob

[TastyCakeFilms]

how the hell are you guys so fast!

[nlrauzimln]

to answer your title question: because we need a noob in the world, els we would all go to war eachother!

[XzHardstylez]

3rd, yaY day2 :)

[HiFiWiDie]

3rd\

[Westdrags]

3rd

[austenatt]

1st :D

[TheCooookimunster]

first :)

[GeeeUpSon]

hihihih