Massive Beehive in Closet - 1 of 2

[scarabmasta]

Holy shit dude how calm and cool you are in the face of this thing amazes me. If it were me in your place it would go a bit like this.... JESUS H CHRIST HOW DID ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS GET IN HERE!!! GODDAMN GET FUCKING SEAL TEAM 6 DOWN HERE WITH A TEN MEGTON NUKE!!! HOLY FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKK­KKKKKKK!!!!!!!

[permaculbeekeeping]

This is a great Video, It also shows how prolific a  hive can be... May I use this video on my web site? I would like to embed it into my site.

[OutOfaBlueSky]

@permaculbeekeeping You have my permission. BTW, this was during a bad year for beekeeping. In a normal year I'd think this hive would have had 300 lb of honey. As it was, it had only 92 lb.

[Copausthedj]

i feel itchy

[zhulturiz]

you should put a firecracker in there and see what happens

[hunter123597]

DAD:Where is my son!?!

SON:wodjowjfowihfwoah

DAD:...........

[Th3Gold3nB00m3r]

@Th3Gold3nB00m3r i know right

[Th3Gold3nB00m3r]

That would make a mighty fine krabby patty

[MrAxeEdent]

Honey is pretty expensive these days..........I would be getting as much as I can :)

[heteromeles]

Now whack it with a sledgehammer

[chuckbear1961]

And I thout my buddy Jonathan`s forehead hump was MASSIVE!!!

[AsciaBipenne]

Nuke them from outer space!!

[brickulater]

Those are not Africanized honey bees, you'd had the whole swarm on your ass the minute you got near that hive.

[bloodboorne]

throw sum rocks and sticks, they love that...

[residentgarx]

Nuke. That's all I've gotta say.

[JavaLuCpp]

Put shed on catapult.

Launch shed to neighbor's yard.

Sell house

[jman66053]

a good way to get rid of that is a bug bomb that should work... its like a can of bug spray that holds its button down for itself so it MIGHT work idk lol

[17143972290]

use M80

[DLarson1083]

I hope this dude got some honey out of the deal?

[Hot4Ghandi]

wudnt it be sick to huck a flash bang in there. HAHAHAH thad be so funny

[TheInfotwins]

@kismo37 Lol i was thinkin the same thing

[MrSkater243]

That's amazing.

[1993bahamut]

better break out the sledgehammer

[econ5catcat]

okay you are nuts use a shotgun painball gun or just throw a smoke grenad in there okay

[kismo37]

the wall above the lightbulb is called the ceiling

[Shroommduke]

mmmm spittoon honey!

I gotta get me some of that!

[MultiAnimalProtector]

*finished

[MultiAnimalProtector]

If you trip, your fibishrd

[commenter256]

i found out not to eat while watching this

[TheblackkiddowntheSt]

Hahahah i sooooo wanna walk up behind this kid throw a rock at the hive push him in and run XD

[WungTung]

id throw a molotov in that

[SIG220C]

Your customer must have shit his pants when he turned the light on..

[SIG220C]

everything's bigger in Texas!

[iluvche3s3]

that wall behind the light bolb is the ceiling

[ishafoxyfox]

D:

[Obliviousjoeful]

shit and im scared of one bee.... damn..

[AldoreBryer]

atleast, when he wakes up early mornings, he ccan take a short walk to the closet outside for some honey

[MrWolfgang5150]

OH MY GOD!!!

[GR8Nate8]

just alittle help for you, the best way to get rid of that is too piss them off... (they fly away peacefully after that...)

[hatch82]

@MerchwithDan

Best answer! Haha!

[RainOfWeed]

I think if you not are wearing special clothes you would be death in seconds wtf o.o

[exhaustfire]

when the camera got close the second time, just listen, it sounds like alot of bees are in there

[accordingtolive]

"I'm in a sick way kind of hoping it does" haha

[nickkaa123]

trapped on the closet

[IsnowboardNS]

Therow a grenade in there and have some fucking fun

[Tom6093]

Queen bee, " Lol... This guy thinks he can take care of our nest in one day. I have an army worthy of Mordor. 150,00 ....um...shit...he's got a vacuum. Nest two..you copy ?"

[fireslam23]

You know what...Forget this. *Snaps Grenade pin off, Chucks into Closet* WOOT! FIREWORKS

[Aaron4444444]

Solution: Fire.

[ZeroXYZ4]

this is y we have hand grenades xD

[GerrettJihad]

how much would it be to buy a beehive? or collect someones?

[chrisvader8]

Listen closely at 2:10. The sound of horror...

[ExistentialExistent]

Bet you could sell those honey bees for a good amount of money man!

[jakemichie97]

"this thing is massive" no shit sherlock

[OutOfaBlueSky]

@jakemichie97 Yes, Watson, my observation was elementary.

[jakemichie97]

@OutOfaBlueSky i dunno why i kept saying that last night :p

[GamaLuciano]

These bees are European of course. They are calm and peaceful.

[MerchwithDan]

get a honey badger

[ladyLBPR]

What a job he got

[MrJKILLA7]

yea this is definally new york city for the bees or the entire usa for them

[gameduderox]

some say it looks like a bee hive,i say its a honey farm.

[xlistenerx]

Flashbang through the door!!!

[TenshiB]

Listen to that HUGE rattler behind you!!

[elenat123]

wow tat is big how meny times did you get stung cleric the bee city out

[TheSlapDotCom1]

Spray water on them

[pimp2juicer]

That queen be running shit

[RandomTuTV1ds]

@ToxxicHoneyBee I hope they all are brutally drowned in the most painful way possible to these stupid insects.

[ToxxicHoneyBee]

I love bees. You dont even know... I hope they are treating them nicely.

[HoughtonSurvival]

Bee Mordor

[MrWeedplant]

Thats not your brass spitoon anymore...

[M40A3xIntervention]

The wall above the lightbulb?

the Ceiling?

[Halo3showdown]

Always makes u feel itchy

[KingGopher13]

That is not a beehive, It's a fucking bee city. It has a freeway system and everything...

[i69edurmum]

@KingGopher13 are you disabled?

[KingGopher13]

@i69edurmum Why would you ask me that?

[i69edurmum]

@KingGopher13 I was trying to think of a reason why you would write that comment and i came up with two conclusions you were either very young or disabled. So I was asking to find out.

[KingGopher13]

@i69edurmum What? Did you read my comment? I was making a joke. The beehive is so big that it is more like a city. I think you might be the disabled one if you can't recognize that it was a joke. Not saying that you had to think it was funny, but at least recognize a joke. i wasn't being serious....

[xXxERICxXx8]

i would cry. i studied bees in 4th grade just to hate them more.

[XTwisternickX]

me: where the fuck is my flamethrower?

friend: in the closet...

me: THEYRE LEARNING

[idonotwastenames]

why nukes were made

[fox4334]

dad: *looks inside the closet*

dad: ugh, SON GET THE FLAME THROWER

son: OK DADDY.

[bignastywang90]

there like gypo's



[reptile489]

One of those tri-shot firework artillery cannons would be really cool

[fineshooter]

what a lucky find. you got maybe enough bees for 2-3 nuc's.

Don the fatbeeman

[bombadola12345]

HOLY SHIT

[n0tafail1]

HOW COME THEY NOT STING THE FUCK OUT OF U WHEN U SO CLOSE

[KingGopher13]

@n0tafail1 Because he isn't bothering them.

[TheQwerlion]

Pull out the flamethrower there in the walls!!!

[jbadba1]

WAIT DIS IS GNNA BE "FUN"? OH AND DEN U SAY "GREAT"? THIS DUDE HAS A MENTAL ISSUSE

[XxARTISTofWARxX]

Have you tried fire yet?..

[lanamal]

I want honeycomb.

[jlaprise]

quite docile! wow!

[Luon04]

Use smoke to stun them and then take the jackpot :))

[SamuraiPie8111]

Call the National Guard. Tell them to bring a tank.

[jammastersam]

"So far they're not bonking me too much"

Yep thats the last thing you want. Gang rapped by a couple million bees

[CrazyVeggy18]

EVRY1 GRAB A FLAMETHROWER NOW!!!!!

[rowen211]

Too big. Time for explosives.

[VampireKiller999]

Dude keep it thats an awesome bees kingdom and later u can be a honey business man and make a revenue every year

[WizzDzn]

i want to hit it :)

[HOLYDSFA]

LOOK @ ALL THEM HONEY!!

[PheejXyooj1]

damnn the queens been arround huh

[alex9289]

call experts , geting stung not worth it at all.

[haloreachisepic]

Get a hose filled with booze and spray them

[meleman126]

FLAMETHROWER, ENGAGE!!!

[codkilla195]

GRRREEEENNNAADDDDDEEEEEE

[manutdtreble7]

flamethrower?

[2K10ChrisCarter]

That's a lot of gay bees in denial!

[george77772moons]

1:55 Did you remember to use a Dyson?

[rockybarbarella]

How it didn't attack you?

[MrMonkeykiller1996]

you have balls 4 getting that close to them

[grimm61111]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[GigaElectricBird]

That's one huge hive. What's the length and width?

[PsychoticButcher]

Notice how nice those bees are, if those were yellow jackets you'd be fucked lol. 

[Chrizzl3Th3h4x]

i would throw a f****** baseball at that shit!!!!!!

[catalina31768]

Sounds like there's a herd of rattlesnakes behind you.

[GtOwNbAlLa32]

*accidentally trips into it "OH FUCK"

[roxes21]

@GtOwNbAlLa32

shit u do this u better kiss ur ass goodbye lol

[JesseKing1981]

I have a really useful tool I use for getting rid of bees...its called a MOLOTOV!!

[cripto136]

I am mellissaphobic(Fear of bees) and let me say something to you: WTF ARE WAITING TO BRING THE NUKES GODDAMIT?? 

[floridaman2000]

this should have been burned to the ground

[BOOMH3ADSHOTstudios]

TNT DYNOMITE BLOWS UP BEES

[hyunki0510]

@BOOMH3ADSHOTstudios fuck you. these bees are responsible for the food people eat and spread pollen that are needed for plants to grow.

[BOOMH3ADSHOTstudios]

@hyunki0510 Dude chill its not like I really meant it I love nature I would only remove them if they were going to hurt my family.

[KeenSceneProductions]

That must be one horny queen.

[zeek3177]

I'd pull out my automatic paintball gun and go to town on those motherfuckers

[chelseayay1]

um, were you wearing bee keeper clothes, cause you got pretty close

[emptystaRRRR]

1:37 "I'm gonna smoke these guys" put em in a bong or what? your lungs goddammit! :D

[KeenSceneProductions]

@emptystaRRRR Man, his lungs would sure sting afterwards.

Zing!

[diane3132006]

itchy itchy

[TheRoomy]

Did you smoke them before the first part of the video? Cause they're remarkably calm right off the bat. I know you talked about smoking them after you got close to em with the camera, but even before that they were quite calm and passive for how close you were to the hive. An incredible find, though. With a hive like that I always wish I had some kind of huge flash-flamethrower thing that would flash fire all the bees at once without setting fire to the house. That would be fun, heh.

[Maneru2011]

Am I the only one scared around here?

O.O

And this is the biggest beehive ever!

[everfaraway]

welcome to texas

[ICHECBasher]

Smells like ....FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!

[END2BEGINNING]

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[KeshnerfFilms]

Walks up to House,

Sees beehive.

"NOPE"

Waddles quickly back to car.

[roxes21]

@KeshnerfFilms

shit i agree with u man shit i see one bee im outta there

[whichonespink77]

a Can of hairspray will do the job.

[Nova5005able]

This video should have been called, "Nicholas Cage finds a bee hive".

[MrRiggyRiggs]

Stick your hand in there and say hello.

[Ainocorrida81]

Get to the choppa!

[tekneek03]

oh god, dont take us closer, no no.. damnit.

[leaffan27]

as if i needed another reason to avoid texas

[Pyro2022]

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[hotdog2020]

The house looks long abandon from that tree growing in the porch. Why just leave it there?

[Rhinoch8]

Just keep them here, and become rich selling honey in the neighborhood.Who fucks about a closet with shitty stuff in it? But a closet full of HONEY, DUDE!

[Dear1Stupit1Dog]

It looks like a bunch of waffles.

[124566Rrg]

Dude throw a grenade in to there :P

[atractorkid7]

get acyteline from a torch, then fill a excersizing ball or a large ballon and fill it with acyteline. then put a fuse on the end, light it and get out of there!!! lol

[XxJoe1792xX]

i would NOT fucking go in there lol

[TessalynnCharlene]

I'm amazed by the white patterned thingy . Its nice . But freaky .

[BloOdDiet]

well..thats alot of honey for you

[Bmoneyinc1]

These guys are MASSIVE! lol

[Blazen1212]

Damn natue.. you scary!!!!

[AIRSOFTSUCKS1]

use a nade damn

[Balgore8]

That is CRAZY. You got that close to it lol? That many bees can kill you if they all swarm and attack... How did you take care of it?!

[Pr0fess0r582]

I want to eat it....all of it!

[DJaneHappyl3ptic]

I´m really happy that people like you do, what they do. I couldnt stay there for a minute without going into panic.

[BillBrd1]

An Abandoned house that has a beehive?

More like a beehive that has an abandoned house!

[angelplurbaby]

WOOOOOOOOOOOW Good lord.

[Genners111]

that's a lotta honey!!! valuable stuff... a beekeeper would pay u for those honeycombs / bees...

[Insomnimanic805]

....and i shall train them to do my evil bidding...........

muahahahhahahah

[Swizzy]

Can't you just pull the honey combs out without removing the bees? Your suit protects you?

[BeesinArt]

That's a corker!

[genericname342]

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[ridjf]

There must be so many creep tumors!

[Monxer]

WHY HAVE YOU NOT BURNED THAT HOUSE DOWN?

[TheP3NDU1UM]

JESUS FUCK

[soraroxasdude2]

there must have been approx. 1,000,000 bees

[audiocable]

throw a rock and run!

[firmingitup]

*Faints*

[magemarshy]

you should of shouted "BEES ARE GAY" and then ran 

[starshock01]

couldve started a small business on just the honey and wax from that hive...

[starshock01]

@killzoz199 since when?