Colcherian Boy (Colchester Boy). Colchester's anthem.

[drumbumpoita]

i went to TLA! haha :P i love this though, Colchester really is quite shite :P

[wheresthebugle]

colchester isnt even full of sluts, not every bird puts out its well shit

[lockitpopit11]

IM GONNA GO TO TLA AWESOME SONG

[S3BMAXAM]

sums us up tbh ;)

[stefantom4]

lol @this

[popazz1]

Hahahahaha,big fuckin' grin on my face,& I aint even been to Essex,lol. I'm sensing irony or pride,can't decide.

[TheZeldacrazy]

The new art centre is shit :/

[tttimok]

TLA rules... so does colchester

[pselse]

The art building is built now... update ;)

[NiamhAndAbi]

Guys Guys................ i live in colchester and this isent true but i gotta admit its funny xx And colchester is a really good place yea theres BAD bits but every town has bad parts of the town :P sooo get a life if u think the town i live and grew up in is fun of sluts..... coz i bet ur pointing at this and going ahhh another slut well always remeber that theres 3 fingers pointing back at you calling you the slut :) I'm clever,,, not a slut most people in colchester are nice people!!!!

[julzzzzzzzzzzz]

are there many pakis and curries in colchester?

[mrchelsealondonfc1]

@julzzzzzzzzzzz NO!

[videobox123]

love this

[peterjhn]

"colcherian" is not even a word

and those rhymes were decidedly dodgy



[BillOralRushRimjob]

off wit dey 'eads!

[dragooned123]

monkwick



[TheTillyRogers]

@julzzzzzzzzzzz LOL I'm doing the opposite :L moving from Colchester to Australia :L it's a shithole :L

[julzzzzzzzzzzz]

@TheTillyRogers i was joking... it looks like a shithole... it actually looks alright as long as the pakis keep away it would be cool i rekon

[julzzzzzzzzzzz]

im from australia and after watching this i feel like moving to colchester... are there any sluts in colchester?

[raidtheskies]

Don

[94rayno]

BRETON WOOP WOOP

[fcuklife999]

nice one m8 keep it up nice work :) live long colchester xxxxxxxx

[viikidavikingful]

when it says brinsted way. I live just round the corner from that picture XD it's in monkwik and so am I

[raidtheskies]

@viikidavikingful Greenstead.

[ladyhawk2000]

Ha. This song is legend! Colchester rules!!!! X

[DaNumber1Matt]

this made me laugh. COLCHESTER FOR EVER

[TheZeldacrazy]

gilberd 4 eva

[kablah8900]

i'm not gonna say "big up tiptree massive" for fear of being stabbed LOL

[RiCkEeHh1]

@kablah8900 LOL :')

[THERANDOMISER100]

NOT EVERY1 IN COLCHESTER IS LIKE THAT.................OK I LIED WE ARE LIKE THAT LOL

[giraffe2872]

i'm from colchester, but i haven't turned out that bad. i go to philip morant where do/ did you go if you're from Colchester.

[TheOllieHatton]

@giraffe2872 I went to Alderman Blaxill lol. Even I turned out okay [;

[minibuzzman]

im a colcherian boy big up colchester

[NIck151291]

SHRUBEND WOOOO!!!!

[MaDDoGG87uk]

i went 2 TLA Woo Woo

[MaDDoGG87uk]

im a Colcherian Boy..!!! BiG UP COLCHESTER

[LHridebmx]

colchester is amazing just let down by some area's :)

[richkid401]

love it tho they hatein on us

[TheJamieoconnell]

i love it even though it is ripping the shit out of us colchester lot lol

[bellyman777]

Excellent!!

[11essexboi11]

You should care its not Greenstead mug shit song

[fcrouch]

this makes me laugh

[robhazelton]

yeah - made me laugh though - well done

[elmski1987]

It's Colcestrian.......not Colcherian.

The monstrous semi-circular building is the Visual Arts Facility..........a.k.a a fucking joke.

[HicksFM]

You mean "Colchestrian" you utter bumster.

[elmski1987]

@HicksFM

No, I mean Colcestrian. It's pronounced Col-sess-trian.

Bumster......? That's one shit insult, cunt.

[HicksFM]

No, it isn't. It's Col-ches-trian.

A tad more original than 'cunt', cunt.

[elmski1987]

@HicksFM

Lol, it really isn't Col-ches-trian.

I mean, it may seem the obvious pronounciation but it isn't. It's ok, I can see where you're going wrong and I understand, you're just.........retarded. It's not your fault!

But see, isn't it just more fun to call eachother cunts, cunt! Rather than come out with stupid shit like a spastic :) *claps*

[SamakkaUK]

@HicksFM Late reply but @elmski1987 is right its colcestrian

[mindlessrose]

LOOOOL

XD

[robbiefx]

its all about the Marks tey car boot sale.....yes yes!!

[wheeeeeeey]

love it ha!

[DjLadyDVA]

lol

[essexmole]

sounds bout right with the divs round ere

[BexDiamondx3]

love it, that describes colchester perfectly lol

[wilbsy3]

norwich is sooooooooooooooo much better!!

[mikeytomm100]

@wilbsy3 bullocks is it

[katiegreenaway]

Oh yeah ,I've just remembered the P.O.. It's North Hill isn't it? So that's now Edwards? What's that monstrous semi-circular building? Is The Mercury Theatre still there and of couse they'd never pull Jumbo down. Are there really Rapist weekends at Layer Breton!?!?

[katiegreenaway]

Is that photo re ganga round by The Hole in The Wall pub?

[FeedMeToCheerLeaders]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

[mrteadybear]

ohh yeahhh!! you go! this is better than east anglian boy and ths is funny!!

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[tobudus]

LOL =]

[fondleandFiddle]

looks like greenstead to me

[essexmole]

cos it is greenstead thats why

[arhumphrey92]

ok where they put greenstead way its barnhall or monkwick but looks much like barnhall.

[WTP2k]

Great video and funny song.

[whitereflection22]

i live in colchester but am not from colchester xD

i agree it should be the tourist video lol

[hvroy666]

ah they should make this the tourist video for colchester!!!

[pennybridge83]

HAHA <3 Colchester

[HHstunts]

shut the fuck up all you people who are so bloody pedantic. GREAT VIDEO

[aimzie2007]

Stanway ? ;] x

[TOTALLYrabidOLLIE]

Funny

except its WRONG

its COLCESTRIAN

[Rosephone87]

Edwards wasn't The George because The George is on the High Street still, it's always been there, Edward's is on the High Street where the Old Post Office used to be they built the Cinema, Costa Coffee and Edwards in it.

[Rosephone87]

I meant sorry, that Edwards is on Head Street! Sorry for Typo!

[katiegreenaway]

Rosephone87 I can't remember the old Post Office. I remember on Head Street The Odeon & another cinema over the road, head Gate, Then ther was Frank Wrights (butchers), a delicatesen, art shop a hippy type shop, run by Orlando Gooden's Ma Is Eld Lane still there? It had a hat shop called La Chapeau, bookshop, a trick shop. I used to love Eld Lane.Back then, there used to be a thing about preserving the Colchester sky line. It was the most colourful, romantic town, a centre for the Arts then.

[katiegreenaway]

Definition of ethics - a county a little north-eath of London.

[katiegreenaway]

For God's sake it's COLCESTRIAN. God it's changed. Edward's used to be the George. Is Williams & Griffin still there. Re the Ganga, back in my day, it used to be a pub called The Headgate. Iloved the place, my heart will forever be there. Does the Hilly Fields Rapist still exist? Does Hilly Fields still exist? How 'bout The Castle Bookshop? The Minories?

[xmaster2]

Edwards is next to the new Cinema which is oposite Halifax on Head Street now. Wills and Griffs is still there but has been taken over by John Willis. The hilly fields rapist was caught and sadly hilly fields still exists. Lol. But both castle bookshop and minories are still there.

[sodiraq]

Shrub End you dopey cunt!

[katiegreenaway]

Colcestrian

[sykeassai]

That is a very poor interpretation of Colchester. But then i'm not a chav. Although i'll give credit for being Humorous. And don't say i don't know Colchester because i was born here!

[sodiraq]

Oh was one. Well then one can take ones interpretation and CUNT OFF!

[boxernyne]

i live in greenstead and that bit with the flats is greenstead lol i live 1 min from it who said it aint?

[dannycook86]

dirty fucking greenstead,

[AaronWarMan]

lol

[AaronWarMan]

im colchester rlol alot of it aint colchester loool and what about abl and that and the flats aint greenstad loool good tho

[boxernyne]

retartd i live 1 min from the flats they are greenstead there the road leading out of sir charlie lou

[AaronWarMan]

well sorry its what i thought

[seasideson]

land of lesbians !

[molyholymoly]

Really? I love lesbians - can you tell me where to find some real dirty lezzers for a good session?

[100496x]

@molyholymoly LOL :), seasideson..how is it a land of lesbians? dunno where you get your information from :/

[seasideson]

yeah .. rules right !

i`ve seen only stupid lesbians an` faggots from ur smelly colchester !

[AaronWarMan]

were u from?

[phucking1987]

lmaoooo hahahha love it i went tla what a dive

[LickMyLollyx]

Colchester;) at 0:24 themm flats are in barnhall :o use to live there :D!!! and when it ses TLA the woman teacher is miss souto and the lad on the computer is ryan :D!!!! <333

[NarcoticEvil]

colchester also has a healthy amount of Emos & Scenes

[deanowere07]

wooooo colchester!!!! all the way ;)

[BasicModelling]

Ha ha ha ha.. :)

[alexp7268]

y when u say greenstead its down tha commons lol

[sodiraq]

Actually it's Magnolia drive.

[CHIEFINFIDEL]

Where is Greenstead Way then? Pic at 0:23 is Magnolia Drive ! hahahaha !!!

[molyholymoly]

Yeah I know but all those council flats look pretty much the same and I couldn't be fucked to drive around town taking photos! ;)

[DaNumber1Matt]

@CHIEFINFIDEL my friend lives in one of them!

[CUFC4LIFE12]

haha! wicked song

[vegunited06]

haha very funny. although chavs are UK-wide, not just essex

[1GabrielSylarGray1]

Thats was the f**kin nuts lmao!! If Id of had some 'solid or foilage' when I saw that...think Id of been curled up in da corner wiv tears of laughter!! NICE 1!!!

[hardeep33]

Great vid! Sums up our town nicely. Shame about the racists!

[becki177]

i agree do old heath...:)

[aimzie2007]

omg yuu shulda done stanway (Y)

(L) Colchesterr (Y) x

[1GabrielSylarGray1]

Hell YEAH!!...WE WANT STANWAY!!!!

[Tanyabiddy]

yh where old heath!! lolz :P x

[HAZZPOTTERZ]

LOL! WHERE IS OLD HEATH IN ALL THIS?!?!

[xxharmony]

ha ha i live in colchester i like the TLA part

[xPrincessjessx]

Haha . . wkd maytee . .colchester ledgendary . .

it's more full of emos n nu-rave/scene kids . . . do one about culver square n the ravers :L :L . . lmaoo . . great video . .bloody funi :L

[FatCatMedia]

hahaha lol nice

[kyrarulz]

hahahahahaha amazing!!! TLA is shit haha so ive heard. marks tey is awesome haha. do clacton!! thats where the chavs live!! n do emo's n scene kids, freakin weird ppl n theyre florescent colours. colchester forever baby!!

[iGeorgiee]

ha this is awesome!- sums up the chavviness of colchester brilliantly :P not that i'm a chav :L

[missannie88]

COLCHESTAAAAAA

is amazing, (:

love your rap (Y)

[mattx12345678]

i live in colchester lol osum song !

[k4rak]

you know about the colchester, i live here :D

[ellienadmags]

haha 'WIG'

[555tasha555]

hahahaha im from colchester love it

[wweecwha]

lol

[AammyyXxX1]

lmao, legend song ;)

[noobthious]

i think this is amazing tbh you jsut need to re do but update the pics tbh and chav dont rule colchester anymore emos and scene kids do you could do clacton boy now that a chav place but still love this vid 5*

[007hard]

Fair Play!

[sameses1]

Surely everyone knows it's "Colcestrian". No "h". Greenstead scummers wouldn't know this because they're too busy burgling sheds and allotments. Or stabbing people. Or shagging Crufts rejects in the porch of the benefits office.

[sodiraq]

Lighten up cock-nose!

[KarlRules14]

i lol'd

[garpstube]

LMAO, very funny , lov it.

[RobFF7]

Love it

[fallenangel089]

lol! i know right will we ever get that arts center? lol

[becki177]

probably not :)

[XxEssexGal116xX]

Haha, this is amazing :)

[BexyBunny05]

Haha, Ohh our colchester XD Should'a mentioned it being the oldest recorded town ;P

[benmuzz]

1:21 ! i'll be your colcherian boy...bloo bla bloo bla

[krazykow86]

Love this!!!!!! :D

[unquiebabyy101]

i really want to, live where the chavs do.(8)

aha, funny stuff :L

[NarcoticEvil]

im from colhester - this is funny :L

[holmesyboy01]

i live in stanway this is great fuck the rest of the world lol

[twiggybonez]

fuck colchester ............. im moving to chelmsford

[CosmicSpots]

Moved out about 4 years ago thanks for the memory's, but its still home :)

[ShanePoynter]

lol brilliant, unfortunately i went to TLA, what a shithole that place became lol

[mrsflibble]

1. great song, love it.

2. I moved to basildon from colchester, visit basildon. you'll see the colcherian chavs are NOTHING compared to basildonians.

3. no mention of philip morant? I'm outraged lol!!

[ohdearbritain]

loved it!!!!!!!

[klausuk]

Just thought I'd point out that the photo of greenstead actually looks more like barnhall - i know both areas look similar

[nickyantichav]

lmao...  greenstead...CHAV FUCKING CULTURE.!!!! lol

[ElemeFF]

ElemeFF'in hilarious!

5♫♪♫♪♫

[nomisddub]

i live in greestead and when i saw this i couldn't stop laughing this is a grate song and i will beat the shit out of anyone who thinks it is crap thank u for putting it on youtube lololololololololololololololo­lol

[indigoangel00]

i live on monkwick haha..i also used to go to the square too when i was on lunch break at school ..to buy cigs lol

[stinkinsammyjay]

that is amazing!

[tiusqa]

thats well cool :D

'monkwichk's got a school thats called TLA'

i go tla :D

and the pub yates's well cool, init lol

xxx

[Allyceee]

Hahahaha!

[NuLickCrew]

this is too jokes! who made it?

check out my page for some real raves in essex!

[smellyjelly22]

OMGG at 0:25 thats my french teacher from stanway :L x

[powelly95]

Great song lol

I go to TLA :D

Good job with the song, Colcherian boy haha

[karlicus12213]

when you showed that picture of greanstead u were wrong thats king george road u fuckin dimlo!!!(get it right)

[cocodaclown]

fuking idiot, thats laurel court, magnolia drive in greestead .. fuking typical chav moron .. and as for Ebastard, you're too fuking weak to be a proper player, fuking gayzboi

[molyholymoly]

Any chance of writing something that actually makes sense ? Given your poor spelling and awful grammer I doubt you are in a position to call anyone else a moron.

[okjoeyjoe]

haha loved it

[PeopleAlwaysLeave23]

aha!

your the best!

[HelloBananana]

Whoever said that before, Colchester aint all chavs, but brilliant song LMAO. You didn't mention anything bout charlie lou! You suck xD

[sistergap12]

lol thats well good im currently in y8 and go to tla its well good video. :D

[fcuklife999]

hehehehehehe welll fkn funny i hve got sme green if any boy need gve me a call on 999 lool or ask ashly harris or russel lool

[Greendore]

yeah colchester is not all chav, but songs great

[Greendore]

lol!

[davaflava323]

legend video

[charliesangels77]

This is sooooooo great :) well done.

[fullheadofhair]

mate this is wicked! the burberry metro is so freakin spot on! certainly takes me back...

[dfreed007]

Haha nice work!

[JadeCN12]

:L Legend.

I go tla :L

[w33dt00ked]

lmao oh my god i live in monkwick and went to tla and got kicked out of it aswell lol

phat tune man respect

[britishguy444]

I grew up in Colchester and actually went to TLA and I thought this was funny.

[GeekiestNerds]

everyone give this guy a break. this is funny. [= colchester is my town & tons of my friends live right in colchester. i'm not offended :)

[shortarse123]

same here

[FlooXcunt]

its all so true.

"there'll be no bus cos colchester council are far to tight" lmao.

thats true tbh they no longer stop near me :\