How to charm a lady

[LucindaILUVHTF]

i dont think he is gunna rape her, he is just saying it is coz she is so young lol

[themack355]

it doesn't count as rape when you're getting it from the hottest man who ever lived

[keithypoo31]

I love joe.

[jdubb751]

this fuckin movie is one of my all time favorite oldies!!! this flick had a twist that i have never seen in any other movie of the genre.....

[cosmicdingo]

"Vampayuh ehh?--I know how to handle that sort"!

[MmeLEnfer]

"I'd like ta rape the HELL outta her!... I'd treat 'er real sweet.' lmfao

[pole52]

What the hell?? I'd like to rape the hell outta her? pretty face or no he would get the slop slapped out of him if he said that to me.

[fudgebarjohn]

@pole52 what if he had six dicks

[pole52]

@fudgebarjohn Well then I'd just run away screaming, but I would imagen intercourse would be very interesting.

[yohitman]

does the show end with shadow on his nose? :P gotta love the perks of bein a vamp :P

[myabsynthedream]

i fucking love this movie

[jckfmsincty]

If you look like Joe, all you need to do is smile to get fucked. 

[znasmom]

omg he's gorgeous and then he opens his mouth to speak! arghh...He could fuck me and not say a word he's so beautiful it takes my breath away.

[JoyceJennings]

@znasmom You obviously haven't heard of the man named GACKT!

[znasmom]

@JoyceJennings no I haven't what is it?

[JoyceJennings]

@znasmom Search him up on YouTube or Google images.

[MmeLEnfer]

@JoyceJennings Why?

[fudgebarjohn]

@znasmom can i put a banana in your cooter #

[paranoidpfanclub]

OMG! lol and great acting to lol

[mikey42]

I'd treat her real sweet - after I raped the hell out of her.

[kencoa]

That's a line that attracts the ladies "I'd like to rape the hell out of her." Doesn't ward off friends either.

[TallxAzzxSkater]

"I'd like to rape the hell out her...I'd treat her real sweet" LO(fucking)L!!!!!!

[AcousticNinja623]

"You oughta....lose that virginity of yours."

[smokey04200420]

I tried this line out and now I'm a registered sex oofender :(

[Darkrangerofthedeep]

Treat her real sweet . . . good plan, good plan.

[pbmax]

I tried this line out on my wife...got lucky every damn time!!!

[hiitsmewutsup09]

Joey D looks really beautiful in this

[MCpapalop2]

when i tried this out i got chased :S

[trav02852]

Damn that guy had some funny lines.

[tabitha448]

I will beat the living shit out of him for good.

[diuga1]

"Where´s your sistah? I´d like to rape the hell outta her."

What a way to charm someone´s socks off...classy dude.

LOL

[rickw1100]

@diuga1 -No one interpets "romantic" dialogue quite like Joe Dallesandro. No matter what century hes' suppose to be in or what situation is unfolding-YOU KNOW ITS' JOE speaking. I mean, who could make a line with this kind of 'poetry' in it-so memorable! Thanks Joe.

[001JoeKerr]

@diuga1 Except that he has sex with his socks on....

[cenapecs77]

this movie and flesh for frankenstein have been on all march every weekend on TMC

[alarmagent]

which more than anything just seems like a weird choice for TMC

[srb1369]

Little Joe never once gave it away. Everybody had to pay and pay.

[Pinkbunny365]

LOL! Love this movie. I ROFL when Joe calls the girls "HOORS". HAHAHAA!

[thebride6781]

Joe Dallesandro was the most beautiful man on the planet. He was the definition of sex! Bless him always!

[VivaCristiano]

hmmm wish i was the younger sister..

[thebride6781]

I have to admit when I heard the line "I'd treat her real sweet" about the younger sister I had to like disappear into that kind of scenario only with me and Joe only! He was fucking glorious work of a man!

[Meinlondon]

Joe is the king of deadpan himbos :) I love this movie.

[nihilistening]

everything about his character was just so hilarious.

[BigVEE]

Agreed.

[bobadork]

I had a buddy at kinkos named andy who thought this was also one of the funniest lines from the film. my fave has to be his explaining that his friend's head had been cut off or dracs saying"two men, nust be very powerful." Only torgo could out act.