Bull's-Eye: Politics 101 05/03/10

[macmuhnpro]

Or when light is piercingly bright for darkness of a soul..

[retheem]

Cheers to the new Britney Spears aka Esther Adongo Timberlake!

[karuitha]

@suensmith i thought i remind u. i have just saved this clip. it is priceless. when am feeling down, i just need to watch it again n my mood changes.

[wachwanj]

where the hell did that cop at the end of the clip get all the paraphernalia on the shoulders if he cant even say "abduction"! its a big shame

[PreciousBinti]

Lol - the Hellon whiite house is ready! in deed

[switidread]

haha.. car-hijacking(carjacking)

[simbakafiri]

@switidread my stomach hurts from this

[sowhathefuss]

Start over and pay attention to the first PDM chant....the response is Mwai.....not Tai.

[Yayeyawa]

hellon, please, open your eyes

[emergencyland]

Kidnapping is the current word in crime circles !

Abduction is no longer used in security jagons. Still the AP commandant, clearly does not understand the difference between Abduction and simple Car jacking !!! How can this kind of pathetic Ap Officer handle kenya's security that needs to master the complex crime of terrorism !!!

It's more painful to notice that even Officers behind him struggle to get abduction right. Bigger picture, our loved ones' safety cannot be guaranteed by this lot

[emergencyland]

Id rather have the crazy Hellon and quincy than these kenyan foolers !!!! They have made big fools out of kenyans !!

[karuitha]

before it was car-HIJACKING, now it is ABU, ABU, ABU, ABU, what is it, abdo, abdo, abdoption

[TheIgnatius86]

Hellon 4 President,Quincy 4 PM and Ester for VP,someone tell me am dreaming lol!

[vicokwaro]

adapted....adoption...abducted­..,haha..classic...

[Sak504]

OMG these folks needs to get thier speeches to Kiswahili or thier mother tongues and translated.these folks are fond of politics shit!!!!!!

[tzpeed]

The cop at 6.07 belongs in mjengo. Who put him up there?I'm surprised he is the head! At first I thought he was speaking some foreign language. He is completely incompetent!

[otienoXYZ]

The Afande from 6.05 killed me completely. Mara it is adapted...mara it is ajuted...adopted....abdulted. The funniest part is his facial expression when saying these stuff. What is he gonna charge the guy with? He doesn't even know what he's talking about & I wonder how he leads. But that is Kenya for u.

[mychristianbelief]

Please Kenyas STOP speaking ENGLISH just Go Swahili .. ...

[border0723]

it waz car-hijacking then iz abduction, adorption, abortion or codabduction,,,,,

[MrMujama]

Hellon wife 'first lady Kuya' Looks high, Hellon must be very good in brainwashing.

AP Officer, abducted! Lol.

[9094321]

very very funny. This is what makes kenya kenya. I love it and miss it a great deal.

[kituimoses]

this is like Holyhood movie Emmanuel juma ur the Greatest.

[oronjemlunje]

Id vote for the HELLON-ARUNGA TICKET.. but in that suit..I say HELLNO !

[oronjemlunje]

Hell on earth....Mapepo toka..

some people have been A)adjusted B)abjackted C)adopted D)adbacted

8.4.4 exposed..

[rahma568]

@oronjemlunje kkkk kkk Mapepo Lo!

[sssahara69]

Is it abducted aor adapted?

Tha cracked ma ribs out

Arunga and that bastard of hers are fools out for public pity and publicity, NTV is sure too idle to give em air time

Caleb Mauti

[Jahrisen]

LOL Adopted :) That's kinda nice. Kenya has come a long way...

[rickomba]

abducted, adoption - wtf. Also I think Kibaki is going senile

[lolonadia]

hahhaha!that AP dude..wtf??he doesnt even know what his sayn...lol ati aduction, amechanganyikiwa!! then the dude his askn is even confusing him more.hahhahha!

[jakothoth]

Whatever these comedians drink or smoke, it should be made available to the public.

[wachaushenzi]

Raila ...Mthoniwa......Hellon mheshimiwa...Hellon knows something that we dont,

[sequenced]

The bold and the beautiful Kenyan style

[wayne21026001]

If Kenya is run by cartoons like these, and it is 'relatively well off', how then are the other African countries run?? Just wondering why can't the good afwande use swahili instead of struggling with 'adoption'?

[Kenyonsi]

Abduction lol

[peace8ish]

This is so hilarious...JUma, we can't get enough of you...Asante for making us connected even though we are far away...

Long live JUma....

[magadiboy]

heheheh is this the AP boss or a street comedian? immanuel juma, you took the place of whispers(rip). keep it up man...

[mzeeya]

''is it Counter-Adapted''..... lmao

[sixty94lyf]

is it called abduct....eehhh or adoption...ehhhh abduction...lolest

[omera26]

We could film our public life circus and sell it to other countries as a docu/drama/comedy the way America does with its TV series. This could be a money spinner for our depleted coffers...Emanuel Juma, arrange it

[korewuodakuti]

Emmanuel Juma! U make my weekends great dude! This is Kenyan Soap @ its best.

[siayafire]

Mr E Juma, keep it up!! I just can't stop laughing.

[daddycliff]

I swear that cop is cracking my ribs. More so how he's sincere in seeking help from colleagues with cameras on record. He doesn't find it embarrassing at all.

[larryboy1995]

Ahh....!

Move over Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert! You guys got nothing on these real-life comics crawling all over Kenya!!!

Man, I cant stop laughing at all this!!!!!

[Kiriush]

Kenyan soap opera at its climax.

[uhuru187]

Mr. Juma Keep it up. I Love Friday's because I start off with your show

[chrismwenda]

hahahhahahha i cant stop laughing ooohh i love this.............ppl are sick.....

[pierrre23]

What's this with letting politicians spew their venom in churches? Waongee kule inje!

Helon ur one silly guy.... wachana na siasa. Na ni nini did you feed the lovely Esther?

Indeed you have a White house courtesy of church hungry Kenyans, you should stop the circus and preach the Word kama wewe ni wa Yesu kweli.

[princecoolruler]

LOL!!! Kweli this is so fresh! ABDOPTION! LOL!!

[dankimsa]

God have mercy

[emigono]

This Arunga nonsense is getting old.... that 'adoption' saga is definately fresh!

[engineer14]

That soldier stole the show from those crazy comedians.

[orengib]

LOL..I can't stop laughing. This will go down as the funniest Bulls Eye. If the chief cop doesn't know the difference between abduction and adoption, who will he go after.. LOL? As for Arunga and co, somebody needs to cut the circus wire these poor chaps are dangling on for them to come down to reality. This nonsense is going on too far.

[larryboy1995]

@orengib yes, this is a good one, but I dare say last week's was the chart-topper! Juma just gets better and better!

[kijanampoa]

I'm with you larryboy, Last week's was the best. ... that was the killer...watch it if you haven't already orengib

[TheSymohable]

that kinuthia , car hijacking then abdoption n he doesn't hv the slightest idea of whats that, go back to school

[njorogeaustralia]

hahaha!!is it abduction,abduct,adoption,gosh­!this is so funny.i can't stop laughing at this cop.What is this fine lady arunga missing in life?what a pity.

[karuitha]

when our future leggy first lady spoke, I nearly pressed mute, our future stoned and crazy vice president spoke she confused me with what ifs. That aide de camp more like a nairobi pick pocket.

Am off with CAR-HIJACKING AND ABDACTION.

[rasobasiczar]

lol...yeah the aide looks like a typical river-road pickpocket..lol

[siasabora]

@K Kids living on weed! They're stoned!

[karuitha]

hahaha, hao ni chizi, man Kenya is full of comedians.

[rasobasiczar]

hahaha....apana hiyo ni telescope...lol...that was a good one..haha

[bethukip]

Emmanu..this is a good one again!..so hillarious...but again the learned one cannot make the difference from the others..ata kalembe is better off..Kiraitu..,Kinuthia..bure kabisa..i wonder what kind of pple u can lead f u can`t communicate...Hellon ,Arunga and the company..goodluck in ur ambitions....good kenyan comedy central...tho!

[rasobasiczar]

6:08 before it was CAR - HIJACKING..then it was ABDOPTION...lol

[karuitha]

lol, oh my God I cannot stop laughing, car hijacking, now it is abdu is it abdaption. men, did this man ever see the inside of a classroom?

[drsugarcane]

Men....we got a looooooong way to go.....

[Fezzoh18]

What are these people smoking?????

I guess this is the Kenyan verson of realty television. Good for entertainment purposes only!!! Gai Fafa!

[papaplus67]

For a moment i thought the AP police was speaking(talking)in tongues or arabic lingo.I cant stop watching the clip again and again. KENYA YETU.GOD BLESS KENYA!!!!

[emergencyland]

What a world ! a language deficiency of a confused Kinuthia of AP police, no wonder AP habour rivalry with more schooled K-Police. And what a confused lawyer kiraitu no difference with AP kinuthia ! Kalembe sounds better than the learned here. And what an inspired jazz Luo riding on the back a former TV fame.

[mytime81]

Tai in kiswahili is a vulture, a scavanger.

[kijanampoa]

IStop!!Stop!!!stop!!! imanuel Juma you're killing me these days. I laughed so hard I almost died. You are too good....comedy

[Atassi99]

Is it abduction? Adaption or kidnapping Afande? Nenda gumbaru!!!!!!!!

[wangaimugo]

6:35 is it adoption,eh abduction,wawawa this made my friday.

[melionsden]

your first lady has spoken at last, kenyans

adopted, adapted, abducted or otherwise

no what ifs, rain or shine.

[shondeshonde]

Na wow ma Kenyan people, we've lost it. I shudder to think what foreigners think about Kenyans as they watch these reality yet comic lives of Kenyans. Myself I'm lost for words

[72okoths]

aide-de-camp and abduction was so hilarious

How did Kinuthia Mbugua raise to that level in the forces? the guy is illiterate or semi literate

[solweya]

Thats what you get by recruting school dropouts to the military. LOL

[Feisal254]

Patia Afande promotion. He is engaging with his junior officers in a very positive manner.

[famajones]

Damn it....... it just gets worse... is there anyone sane we can believe in anymore???

We cant run Kenya like a soap.....

[kaseseful]

It is ADOPTION, Afwande.