Two And A Half Men Nek Minit

[SuperN1GG3R]

ARE U GUYS RETARDED

[ReiiDzHD]

hahhaa



[lSAYz]

watch this its funny! /watch?v=qqw28fI2ArU&feature=f­vst

[BuzzMuzz69]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA



[09brodz]

Press 3 lol

[jaybatista2161]

lol



[Xteckor]

Nek minute kutcher gets his head stomped on.

[charlynnbabee]

2 and 8, do it!

[MrTei221]

i swear the only thing kiwis brag about is rugby... seriously find something else :p

[astrokat1000]

@MrTei221 Get fucked. We had/have Moko the Dolphin, Flight of the Conchords, Lord of the Rings, Burt Munro (Worlds fastest Indian - 8 landspeed records), Weta studios, Peter Jackson (Sir), Pavlova, L&P, mince n' cheese pies, Pink & White Terraces (once a 7th wonder of the world), Gisborne - the first city in the WORLD to see the sun, THE HAKA, Jake the Muss, Nek Minnit, Phar Lap, Russell Crowe (when his slim,being good and winning oscars), Middle Earth, & I'm not finished yet just running outta.

[astrokat1000]

@astrokat1000 ...characters...and just to piss you off and to bring up rugby one more time,,, we have Sonny (Big Bad) Bill Williams to brag the fuck about, bitch! He's currenlty a professional rugby union player AND (recently hit the jackpot) professional Boxer - won NZPBA (NZ Heavy Weight Title), ALSO ex professional League player, AND there's no doubt in my mind he'd also make it as a Kelvin Klein underwear model! So...shut yer pie hole please!

[FRESHIETILLIDIE]

press 8 then 9 and keep doing it lol

[ImRezmaHD]

press 3 for a Deep Orgasm.

[SuperMafiaBr0s]

i thought it was going to be: Two and a Half Men nek minnit Jake grows up

[Caladors]

This is still my favourite of all of the Nek Minit because it's so how it was.

[TheOneFromLastNight]

keep pressing 3 to watch charlie be a frog

[ThreeLongboarders]

Press 6 for pedo face.

[isobets]

press 9, and they're suddenly all staring at you.

[aussiekids13]

Fukin Aussies think they Gota life because they don't all they play is cod NZ has a life because we play rugby

[vicfirth97]

@aussiekids13 LOL

[bombersrulz]

@aussiekids13 Any stupid Maori cunt can play Rugby, we play Aussie Football which makes rugby look like 20 apes running into each other, which it is.

Who said we ALL play cod? Not sure what boat you're on!

[astrokat1000]

@bombersrulz Get fucked you narrow minded little racist. Firstly, dumbfuck, there are 15 players per side so how the hell did you come up with 20, either you don't know shit about the game or your mathematically retarded. Secondly, I've noted capital letters are used for 'ALL' when you have no qualms making sweeping generalisations of your own. Hypocrite. Thirdly, you sloppy little cunt, you'd never have the balls to say 'Maori cunt' to a Maori's face. Unless you're as dumb as I think you are?

[bombersrulz]

@astrokat1000 All those Maori cunts would be too dumb to understand what I would be saying, they would just stare in my direction blankly and ask "Do you want me to run the ball dis way, or dat way?"

I do not care about rugby, it's a primitive game that the AFL shits all over, compared to how the NFL is played rugby is fucking pathetic.

[astrokat1000]

@bombersrulz I feel sorry for you with your narrow minded world view and your unrealistic perception of people. What a tiny little cunt hole of a world you must live in! To hate an entire race of people and without explanation or justification. You are essentially a Neo-Nazi, Hitler-loving FUCKHOLE. Not to mention a closet HOMO sexual. AFL is about short shorts. Full stop. BTW, there is only ONE dumb cunt in this conversation, and that would be you, you insignifiCUNT. So shut your pie hole.

[astrokat1000]

@bombersrulz And go fuck yourself!! You only have the balls to say what you say as a faceless wonder with the assured safety of anonymity.You wouldn't dare call a Maori dumb to their face, would you chicken shit? No, you wouldn't, God have mercy on your pathetic little cunty soul if you did. Fucking coward gay puss-fag mother-fucking, 1.5 inch cock weilding beeyarch!! Oh, and be sure to have a good day! \nlm

[bombersrulz]

@astrokat1000 Hahaha you seem pretty mad bro. I don't hate them, I never said that, I just think they're all stupid. Calling me a Neo Nazi, Which seems pretty rich coming from you as I might quote "Not to mention a closet HOMO sexual" bit rich?

You're just mad the AFL shits all over rugby, as we have better finance, better clubs and players and a much larger and better fan base.

Catcha cunt, you're finished.

[astrokat1000]

@bombersrulz Racism and 'homophobia' are two different things. Rich? It's like comparing pigeons with peacocks. Yes, AFL may be better financed, but rugby players, particularly the All Blacks don't play for money. They do it for the sheer love of the game.Integrity, bitch! Classic example being Sonny Bill who gave up a lucrative career in league for his dream of being an AB. Money doesn't mean everything, arsehole. AFL fanbase may be larger in Oz, but globally?? I don't think so cunt! nlm/

[bombersrulz]

@astrokat1000 Both share the same idiotic values, so more like comparing chocolate to coffee. Who is Sonny Bill... what is an AB... mate I live in Victoria, we don't talk about rugby unless it's regarding a fight, which is the only entertaining part of rugby.

For your All Blacks argument could you find me where you got that evidence from? I'd believe you if I saw each individual statement from the players saying "I don't want money I just want to play"

The whole playing for money argument fails.

[astrokat1000]

@bombersrulz Oh, and one more thing you fucking cunt arsed mummy's pussy muncher... mln/ sit and spin you filthy little lowlife mother fucker.

[MrDanRockin]

I cant really judge it until i see it but i watched the show because of charlie. he is the F****** man!

(Side note, for all you tough guys who argue on the internet over a youtube video comment forum.... get a life. you are NOT cool)

[Ammorathed]

two and a half men sucks without charlie sheen

[JackBoiiiAnsell]

am i the only one who thinks ashton kutcher looks like a pedophile in the intro..?

[kiwibiker100]

@JackBoiiiAnsell NO

[RiaTrinity]

0:17 He's thinking who the fuck is this hobo?

[Melkade1]

Hehe, press 6!! LAwl What's making him feel GUUUD? ;D

[oikhuntswatchout]

Press 3 , nek mint.

[TheSuperFungus]

errr, i dont think i'll be watching this anymore...

[abbedagha1]

FUCK OFF U HAIRY UNT U SOUND LIKE A FAGGOT

[kiwibiker100]

@abbedagha1 NO is a faggot

[JackBoiiiAnsell]

@kiwibiker100 shut the fuck up you sheep rooter..

[kiwibiker100]

@JackBoiiiAnsell O no that cut deep r u Australian?

or r u just f**ked in the head one?

[JackBoiiiAnsell]

@kiwibiker100 are you stupid, you illiterate fuck.

[akira543]

XD keep em coming! 

[benjas401]

hold down 3 for CHARLEY SHEENNNNNNNNNNNN fart (not really)

[benjas401]

1. Pause video

2. Press 7

3. Look at Ashton Kutcher's face

[Melkade1]

@benjas401 HAHAHA! I know what he's thinking ;D :O hehe

[yourmum2554]

what does ashton kutcher love press 4 and u will know

[blakechan9]

Allan's face at hitting 6

[BastardGamers]

push any button past 3 to get a pedo face from ashton kutcher



[VilleSkateKrewRep]

Ashton Kutcher stars in 'Dude, where's my Career?'

[partyrockanthem1998]

guess what charlie sheen drug is infecting me all over

[MrVoidofblack]

3 Hold 3 for piggy pig pig and MERYY X-MAS

[mnemaia]

ASHTON KUTCHER YOU FRICKIN RETARD ! YOU KILLED THE INTRO !

[XXlegendzzX]

/watch?v=hkk-rTrSEdU

[CeeGeneration]

for a cuter version watch this :) /watch?v=wzcfBi-zEuw - you wont regret it :)

[IGotAimbot]

press 1 then 2 :D

[ROMPERZ24]

THOUGHT THIW WAS COOL NEK MINIT

[Lachie20001]

@gonefishin1977 at the end of the video when all the suggestions appear then press them

[ProSniperrifle]

Press 1 , then 3 that doesnt sound right.

[gonefishin1977]

caim

[gonefishin1977]

same?

[gonefishin1977]

sane

[Lachie20001]

press 1 repeatedly then press 3 repeatedly ennnnnnn

[gonefishin1977]

@Lachie20001 111111111111111111113333333333­33333333333333

[gonefishin1977]

@Lachie20001 It didn't work? I feel the same.

[666TECHNO666]

ashton looks like a gay hippy

[TheWishmaster304]

Whata gay

[1jayjay9]

not funny

[WillsGameShelf]

Shit show anyways.

[telekiajjt]

funnii..!!

[kadonisa2247]

lol



[littlejay1994]

Nevertheless Charlie Sheen was perfect for Two and a half men.

[LonlyHeartsClubBand]

ASHTON RUINED IT

[xkrystleexsoup]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[meekau01]

press 8 to feel uncomfortable ;)

[chaddub871]

@meekau01 wtf hahaha

[asiankidBRO]

keep pressing 3 for a pig ;3

[AlexWerkmeister712]

Now the title is appropriate again, since Jake is all grown up.

Now Ashton can be the half.

[NerfyShmurfys1]

@AlexWerkmeister712 XD

[gangsta2341000]

charlie is on drugs nekminit

[horseitout15]

I can't wait until the Ashton Kutcher versions come out here! I want to see what it's like :/

[XgabehowardX]

Charlie Sheen talks about drugs, nek minit

[XgabehowardX]

"

hes on coke"

[lardman2228]

More like 2 men and Ashton Kutcher...

[EzioTricksterStyle]

They shudve got the fat guy from the hangover it wudve mae it so funny ashton kutcher looks like a pedo

[gemmacroftinator]

for "MANLY MEN!" keep presing 4

[nicole3566]

They should've just ended 2 and a half men then made a spin off series with burta

[daninz77]

@nicole3566 thats what I wouldve done, had them move on, get a life but still in a funny way, with burta as shes halarious!

[ghost32839]

lol when Jake and Alan turns to face the camera at the end of the song, their face is like wtf?? whos this guy behind us?

[MrRibs007]

Lolz



[RosealieWalker]

press 3 for a pig sound...nek minnit.

[ThatVeryAnnoyingGuy]

Keep Pressing 5 it was you mum last night

[MrDeadnaught]

I want to cut myself, while fingering puppies.

[shykeas1]

Yeah, I think the producers of 2 and a half men are on drugs.....

[lilly7575]

keep pressing 3 allen is thinking like WTF!?

[zugnascoots]

did i find this funny ? press 2 to find out.

[TheDevilsProject666]

@zugnascoots lol press 3



[Thepokenerdz1]

@zugnascoots maybe i didnt, press 3 to find out

[zugnascoots]

@Thepokenerdz1 k

[ironmeal56]

@zugnascoots i did press 2 but it didnt work :( LOL (:

[Melkade1]

@zugnascoots Yeah his face O.o



[978times]

ashton kutcher looks like a chiiiiiiiilllllllllllddddddd mollllllllllleeeeestttttttteee­er

[G4cizz]

Press 3 for nek minit

[kilarsblood]

@G4cizz tap 3 for a Pig noise..lol

[greyhoundguy707]

@kilarsblood omg so funny. :L

[Nellyellyelson]

lol the show is gay now, they should know when to quit like maybe before the little kid becomes a full grown adult lol.

[RolphyHD]

hahahahahahahahaha great

[PiezTube]

Two and a half men is now shit. Thanks to that new guy with a fucking wepuu beard.

[xNOUGATxMUNCHERx]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[jesse3929]

alan is looking like wtf?!?!??!?!

[FOUNDSANDPIPER]

press 2 for a yes

[rawiri31]

I AM ON A DRUG ITZ CALLED CHARLEY SHEEN BUT YOU CAN CALL IT METH

[xXxGaaraxXxKankuro]

@rawiri31 Actualy its called cocaine...

[JoBrosSelenaJustin]

I think Jake should still be in the middle...

no effence Ashton ):

[natasha4530]

ummmm DRY -.-

[HardSKYS]

press 8 for smiles :)

[nzguy2000]

press 3 for nek minnit

[Shazazel44]

press 0 then 2 hes staring at her boobies

[killzonelegostyle]

nek minnit

[Toymit]

You shouldve had them singing the song with Charlie Sheen then nek minute onto Ashton Kutcher taking his place.

[MrJ0mmy]

best one

[hazaman911]

Yeah this series isnt going to work out. NEK MENET

[gangsta2341000]

charlie sheen gets charged on drugs nekminit.....

[keeptyping]

press 3 for pig noise

[Silvereye84]

I'm at that part of youtube again....

[RAEBUBBAXOX]

thats gae as

[SpeedSkater2018WOG]

Charlie You Really Let Yourself Go

[SuperSwagg247]

@groveymusicgal

I agree... He was like THE perfect actor for that character :/

[driftmaster1125]

Nice how Alans like...WTF wheres charlie?!?

[JloDiceIsNice]

i'd love to try that drug

[dttearoha]

bahahahahaha that was awesome sauce!

[groveymusicgal]

get charlie sheen back two nd a half men is stupid now

[GameMASTERx01]

lol i thought it was funny as fuck.

[Mrwarrenlwebber]

omg the new 2&half men is gonna be so shit! new one hasnt started in nz yet.

[nznaturopath]

@Mrwarrenlwebber yeah, its going to suck ass big time. charlie rocked. whats this shite here. WTF! nek minute. lol

[Mrwarrenlwebber]

@nznaturopath ye i know, haha nek minute has got a little bit out of hand here and its not funny at all, except i have seen 2 that have been awesome, titled 'mince pies for all the kids nek minit', and also 'best cry nek minute, check them out.

[HotSausageStealer]

Look at Allan's face when Ashton appears. Like "Da fuQ?"

[20327070]

Nek nek

minnit

nek nek nek

minnit

Neeeeeeeeek (minute)

[MrJimmywhitfield]

Its more like 1 and a half men.. oh charlie, where art thou

[the67go]

Press 3 over and over !!

[nuggets93]

press 8 for awkwardness 

[theman11161]

good sinning ash

[killuminatiwithtruth]

NEK MINUTE

That Means I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames

That means I'm stealing your checkbook and forging your name

Lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain

Right now I feel like just hit the ROCK BOTTOM

[curlyheadman]

thort this was gonna be funny ... nekk minit

[AndrewRowlands95]

This is gold. Its called "Charlie Sheen"

[28DNS28MMrule]

Charlie sheen was on Two and a half Men ... Nek minnit

[mzfatd]

are you for real ashton is taking over? oh man fuck nek minnittttttttttt

[hadbeer1]

CHARLIE SHEEN ON TWO AND A HALF MEN, NEK MINIT!!!!!

[DontBotherItsCrap]

Wow, no wonder Ashton Kutcher has such a great singing courier.

[superstar098]

@DontBotherItsCrap wtf is a singing "courier"? Someone who delivers you some singing?



[DontBotherItsCrap]

@superstar098 I meant career.

[Heliosmaster3]

WAIT SO THE GIRL VOICE WAS HIM AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Yabroham]

Ummm. I don't know what to think!! XD

[tNiiAs]

Just like the new season of 'Two And A Half Men" ..... SHIT!!!!!!!

[xxplosiv88]

LOL!!! Classic!

[TimsterJ]

thats freakin awesome

love it!