With trembling hands the young boy eagerly unbuttoned his mother's blouse and dove into her perfume scented boobs. As he sucked her pink nipples she reached down to jack off his virgin penis through unzipped pants.
Then with buckled knees the young boy moaned out loud in ecstasy as he laced her knuckles with strings of his sticky sperm.
Collapsing to the floor the young boy wept with guilt, joy and wonderment lusting for his mother who sheltered him eleven years from this carnal knowledge.
okay entropy...now we know about you and your mom. But you were not a virgin, or did you forget your 'boy and his dog' comment you already left earlier?
When I was 5 years old I discovered the underside of the head of my penis. It freaked me out because it didnt have a straight ridge like the top side. So I called my mom into my room and we sat down on my bed and she examined my penis. I remember saying it looked like a "fire engine hat." Of course, what I know now is that it is like a fireman's helmet and that is what a penis head is supposed to look like. If you are from England you might think of it as a bobby's helmet.
TRUE: I was in a dance workshop once, and the girl I was dancing with MEANT to say "It feels like I am jerking you around." But I swear it is true, she said IN A REALLY LOUD VOICE: "It feels like I am jerking you off.!" I mean I flipped! I was so embarrassed - years later, I am laughing like crazy. I haven't seen her in a while, but when I do, you know I won' t let her forget it ! ! ! ! !
"SaskEnergy is announcing a proposal to jack off inside your home 27-30%. In other news, the blow-job rate is down 5%. Also, a body was recovered by muff-divers today." I'm gonna get a news job just so I can change the words on the screen, lol, just like on Anchorman.
When someone slips up like that, you get an idea about how she talks in daily life. Sounds like "Jack off" comes out of her mouth a lot. In any case, she can "jack up" my heating bill, no questions asked.
Yes, you are right. I've seen it on the blogs before what percentage they petroleum companies make, and I think it's no more than 10%. The gov. taxes on fuel is ridiculous and they propose to raise it even more with these crazy carbon taxes, which is nothing more than a scam to increase revenue.
This news anchor, in her day, could be spotted at the "hottest" clubs in Saskatoon trying to take home any and every guy she would come in contact with. I'm not even kidding, she was a bar star
MHR95...there has always got to be at least one loser who makes vulgar comments like your's.With a sense of humor like your's no wonder you gotta jack off...you can't score a real woman.
^_^ oh relax, it's just youtube. don't morally police the internet, it hasn't worked yet. Focus on saving dying children or something, and let your actions speak for yourself.
Hahaha.
PaulosTheKing 7 months ago
I did something like that in Bible study at church once... oops :)
aardvark9100 8 months ago
Lol awww she should have said it
Afraid0fGhosts 1 year ago
Kept a straight face. That's a PRO.
trvr82 1 year ago
The fact that she's so hot makes this so great.
ssrrapper 1 year ago
does anyone know the name of this news anchor ?
undress4u 1 year ago
@undress4u
Keri Ferguson of Global TV Saskatoon, Saskatchewan at the time.
tomtrh 1 year ago
@tomtrh thanks for your assisstance.
undress4u 1 year ago
@undress4u
Anytime!
tomtrh 1 year ago
@undress4u Miss Turbate.
StevenShields29 1 year ago
The reason why newscasts hire good looking lady anchors... actually the ONLY reason why.
HA HA AH H AHAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA AH HA HAH AH HA HA HA HA HA HA AH : ) booooiiiiinnnnggggg!!!! <===3
ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-jack off-off-off-off-off-off-off ooooooh ooooooh OOOOOOOH!!!
MalubaySyecado 2 years ago
That sure would increase things. lol
Their margins would be very erect (does that one even make sense lol)
WisconsinParkour 2 years ago 2
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With trembling hands the young boy eagerly unbuttoned his mother's blouse and dove into her perfume scented boobs. As he sucked her pink nipples she reached down to jack off his virgin penis through unzipped pants.
Then with buckled knees the young boy moaned out loud in ecstasy as he laced her knuckles with strings of his sticky sperm.
Collapsing to the floor the young boy wept with guilt, joy and wonderment lusting for his mother who sheltered him eleven years from this carnal knowledge.
Entropy56 2 years ago
okay entropy...now we know about you and your mom. But you were not a virgin, or did you forget your 'boy and his dog' comment you already left earlier?
shoegooguru 2 years ago
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When I was 5 years old I discovered the underside of the head of my penis. It freaked me out because it didnt have a straight ridge like the top side. So I called my mom into my room and we sat down on my bed and she examined my penis. I remember saying it looked like a "fire engine hat." Of course, what I know now is that it is like a fireman's helmet and that is what a penis head is supposed to look like. If you are from England you might think of it as a bobby's helmet.
Entropy56 2 years ago
omg!
filitalian 2 years ago
she didn't even miss a beat....hahaha
aznsketcher 2 years ago 2
wow she must have been horny..I' love for her to jack me off while I finger her pussy
steven2be2003 2 years ago
Just don't smell your fingers afterwards.
Entropy56 2 years ago
she could jack me off
and I'd return the favor with my tongue
do the ol' tornado
I'm a giver I return favors
SHAKEITSHAKETHATBEAR 2 years ago
hahahaha
kozman999 2 years ago
Loved it! She's hot too! Wonder if she'll ever live it down.
xrt199 2 years ago
A Freudian Slip is when you say something, but you mean your mother.
KommieKillah 2 years ago
Ah, wonderful live sex cam girl. Oh wait she's an anchor woman. LMFAO
stumpy95 2 years ago 6
the title is what makes this funny
admiralboxfish 2 years ago
i bet she does that every night bcause she dosnt have a man
kumaristhebomb 2 years ago
Boy. She caught it JUST in time.
rosario508 2 years ago
Women, cannot contain the sexual beast in them.
In even professional fuckin attire.
htownlean 2 years ago 21
she recovered good though. she didn't laugh, smile or do something stupid. It's just a mistake. Not that big of a deal.
bigdaddycuba 2 years ago 2
She likes it.
Exondriak 2 years ago 7
TRUE: I was in a dance workshop once, and the girl I was dancing with MEANT to say "It feels like I am jerking you around." But I swear it is true, she said IN A REALLY LOUD VOICE: "It feels like I am jerking you off.!" I mean I flipped! I was so embarrassed - years later, I am laughing like crazy. I haven't seen her in a while, but when I do, you know I won' t let her forget it ! ! ! ! !
antoine383334 2 years ago
i think she got fired
rob69707172 2 years ago
She's got something on her mind and it's not the news
Attila709 2 years ago 9
i bet she jacked off a guy last night
hallnoats4ever 2 years ago
Now we know what she likes to do hahhaahaha
Whistlejocket 2 years ago
I have something for her to "jack off"!!
garymc310 2 years ago
If you listen closely you'll hear production crew members laughing, that takes place near the end of the video.
KingofHollywood2k6 2 years ago
Haha jack off, THIEF
Reqrezentin 2 years ago
she prolly jacks off a lot of ppl!!
m0rz 2 years ago
Funny, but not quite as good as the recent anchor who was talking about Barack & Michelle Obama "fisting"...now that was some funny crap.
riceEcakes 2 years ago
LOL...SaskPower is always jacking people off eh ???
TokaCola 2 years ago
HAAAAHAAA!!!.....Hey, it's better than Detroit Edison....They wouldnt even give us the courtesy of a reach-around!
publicatdamagnificen 2 years ago
read the teleprompter hunny, read the teleprompter
Shumagaki 3 years ago
She could jack ME off any time she wants!
CreatureFeatures75 3 years ago
So, then never?
MoonOfLogic 2 years ago
Well since you mom usually does it for me, i guess that doesnt really matter now, does it?
CreatureFeatures75 2 years ago
How the heck did she keep a straight face?
Vegasoon 3 years ago 8
I wonder how I manage to keep a straight face when I jack off!
GordonMorrice 3 years ago
I remember her on Global in Saskatoon. She had a rep as a party girl, guess its true then.
CanaKahuna 3 years ago
"SaskEnergy is announcing a proposal to jack off inside your home 27-30%. In other news, the blow-job rate is down 5%. Also, a body was recovered by muff-divers today." I'm gonna get a news job just so I can change the words on the screen, lol, just like on Anchorman.
justin7560 3 years ago 8
FIRED
teakkilla 3 years ago 3
id have her jack me off to keep my job if i were her boss
liquidfire213 3 years ago 4
OOP! that is more embarrassingly awkard then amusing
sweettrt 3 years ago 3
off uhh up
same difference, i guess!
oh freudian slip.
mrmozartmike 3 years ago
jack off i mean jack up thats what i mean ..... shit
ericgodofthunder4567 3 years ago 3
she's hott
ScotIrishPirate 3 years ago
oh yeah .. She thinking about the good stuff while on - one happy hubby waiting at home ..
mfl1911 3 years ago 2
Get a load of her expression right after saying that. And the constant blinking.
Wonder what happened to her
ovechkinfan92 3 years ago 3
that's one government proposal we can all support!
dajusta87 3 years ago 10
AGREED!
rangevsmager 3 years ago
I'd let her jack me off
blueballs9000 3 years ago
Yes!!!!
MIDNIGHT1DEMO 3 years ago
My jack, up jill's hill to squirt some milky water...
umm
never mind..
Let's try it again.. Jack off hill...
oops!!
Umm jack and jill went :))) ... Yudda yudda..
orangie84 3 years ago
LOL it came out of her so naturally!
Angelgonenauty 3 years ago 4
I heard she signs off the air by saying: "That's all the news for now... Do I make you randy baby?"
bwhite53 3 years ago 3
That's awesome. Maybe we'd watch the news more if people said things like that more often.
maxmike12 3 years ago 12
you KNOW what she was thinking when she said that...
KatsavesAnimals 3 years ago 4
oh ya... she had cock on the brain.. and other places lmao
sirwence 3 years ago
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i'd fuck her all day and all night.
takingbacksunday24 3 years ago
Yummy
AgentZB4 3 years ago
GUFFAW
rayakroc 3 years ago
haaha jack n Jill went up the hill....
strukt87 3 years ago
lol
red93head 3 years ago
LMAO....She can jack me off anytime!
mplsscorpio 3 years ago 11
LOL!! NICE!!
jazmella 3 years ago 2
OMG.
WIN
normalityisahoax 3 years ago 4
I support the jacking off proposal.
VOTE YES ON JACKING OFF
alfonso1clarinet 3 years ago 31
She can JACK ME UP any day.
hartistry1957 3 years ago 6
Wow, she maintained good composure lol
pernda 3 years ago
Jack Of. HA HA HA good one. AND she kept a straight face.
thenodfather 3 years ago 5
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
adorecantsing 3 years ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha you can jack me off anytime honey
CelebrityOFP 3 years ago 14
impressive!!!
blombows 3 years ago
LMFAO 0:03 HEY!
TornCinema 3 years ago
yep, thats the joke
OBVIOUSOMISSION 3 years ago 2
ouch; but nice recovery :)
DhiscoStu 3 years ago 3
hahahahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA
BlackpeopleLOL 3 years ago 4
When someone slips up like that, you get an idea about how she talks in daily life. Sounds like "Jack off" comes out of her mouth a lot. In any case, she can "jack up" my heating bill, no questions asked.
roddiero 3 years ago 10
lmfao
Brannon716 3 years ago
I like how she trys to rebound t. "Jack OOOooouup"
irift3 3 years ago 4
Rofl ya ! i dunno how she said that without laughing or smiling :P
dumbo2021 3 years ago 2
I know!! she didn't even blink!
namf2807 3 years ago 2
Jacking off, its serious business.
kingofepic 3 years ago 6
ROFL
dumbo2021 3 years ago
ayeeee
ACxii 3 years ago
she can jack me off any time.
thedevilscolt 3 years ago 2
LOL You KNOW all the studio crew started laughing when she said that. It must have been really difficult to keep going.
25193 3 years ago 2
priceless
teakkilla 3 years ago
hahahahahahahaha!!!!
hop208 3 years ago
She's hot.
Triundi 3 years ago 2
"..is announcing a proposal to jack-of-" just became my favorite phrase to quote
I announce a proposal to jack-off. all in favor say aye
McCoy3378 3 years ago 11
.....aye
BlackLotus867 3 years ago
.....aye
DarkAndMartyr 3 years ago
...aye
rocknrollmom44 3 years ago
aye....on your mom
meestahwill 3 years ago 2
Already thinking about her evening plans...
Flazzenzap 3 years ago 28
LOL this in canada!!!!
iraqifighter12 3 years ago
lol classic
2warNINg 3 years ago 2
Cool woman
terminator1111111 3 years ago
haha sucha freudian slip
DeadCee 3 years ago
WOW!!! Kinda hot in an odd way!!
chubba801 3 years ago
well...I do declare.!! I think she meant FRANK OFF!
heavensfrost 3 years ago 5
hilarious, lose all the makeup though
BarbaryPirates 3 years ago
I jacked off twice while watching this video
kevintwilson 3 years ago 10
I'm announcing a proposal to jack off in your mouth.
fnherstalpatriot 3 years ago 18
looool XD
FreakyFeline88 3 years ago
she was right the first time.
The energy companies are jacking us off only 30%
nognilk 3 years ago 6
No, more like raping us in the backside with no lube.
packrat76 3 years ago 4
Actually the gov't collects a hell of a lot in taxes. You are being fucked in the corn hole by the gov't on fuel taxes son.
mitch49333 3 years ago
Yes, you are right. I've seen it on the blogs before what percentage they petroleum companies make, and I think it's no more than 10%. The gov. taxes on fuel is ridiculous and they propose to raise it even more with these crazy carbon taxes, which is nothing more than a scam to increase revenue.
packrat76 3 years ago
LOL
sir62092 3 years ago
Fired
nyggerkiller 3 years ago
jack oo-uhh-up lol
1337roflcopters 3 years ago 4
id totally go home with her.
durnando 3 years ago 4
hahaha lol thats fucked up
she's really fucking hot tho.
nice lips.... *om nom nom nom nom*
sauron610 3 years ago 2
wow !! she is soooooooooooo beautiful !!
mail2uliju 3 years ago 2
she can jack me off all she wants.
edvhou812 3 years ago
This news anchor, in her day, could be spotted at the "hottest" clubs in Saskatoon trying to take home any and every guy she would come in contact with. I'm not even kidding, she was a bar star
heavydfunk 3 years ago
hilarious
iml337rofl 3 years ago
Nope, that's Global! Have seen her a time or 2 surfing channels on my dish.
tomtrh 3 years ago
That folks I believe is from Global TV in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan!
tomtrh 3 years ago
I thought it was CBC. Global = CND version of Fox TV
comoxj 3 years ago
how the hell did she keep a straight face and not instantly explode the color red
354ml 3 years ago 6
All of a sudden I wanna be serviced by her...
mahdogzbite 3 years ago 7
dirty lady hehee
sinner010 3 years ago
we know whats on her mind
truinfini 3 years ago
we get it, no need to say that
haeverland457 3 years ago
yet if i didn't say it some else would have
truinfini 3 years ago
wha'eva you "jack up"
haeverland457 3 years ago
Boy! Talk about your STIFF upper lip
clintbronson5 3 years ago 3
you know what she was think about last night with me lol jk that was funny and she pretty good lookin Id let her jack me off lol
KataangXD 3 years ago
lol i bet she said to her self oooh nooo fuck
did i just say jack off on live national tv
lovedevourer 3 years ago
Heeheeheeheehee
Hm...She is cute!!
ReneeNme 3 years ago
it almost ended with a happy ending
iq147atuofm 3 years ago
Well she must have one thing on her mind and that is Jackingoff her partner! She is cute and wouldn't mind her doing the same for me....SlingTrade
healingpeople 3 years ago
I'm so happy at least I get a good jackoff...
MrChug 3 years ago 2
MHR95...there has always got to be at least one loser who makes vulgar comments like your's.With a sense of humor like your's no wonder you gotta jack off...you can't score a real woman.
FoulOwl 3 years ago
^_^ oh relax, it's just youtube. don't morally police the internet, it hasn't worked yet. Focus on saving dying children or something, and let your actions speak for yourself.
foxtrotblues 3 years ago
Why don't you take your own advice.Dont worry about what I've got to say,or "police my comments".
FoulOwl 3 years ago
lulz i got pwned. oh my...you got me. *backs away slowly* (and i'm not being sarcastic- damn, how do i respond to that?)
foxtrotblues 3 years ago
lol i wasnt even ready for it, i think that made it 100 times funnier.
rubbertub96 3 years ago
hahaha
TrishyxLou 3 years ago
i could jack off on her
MHR95isback 3 years ago 2
You can see it in her eyes when she says it. "I can't belive I just fuckin' said that!. LOL
CaptainPillowMusic 3 years ago
haHAAAAA!!!! FINALLY A SLIP!! time to search for more XD
freddyforever56 3 years ago
Sexy!
MapleBalls 3 years ago
wait...they r gonna jack off the cost of heating my home?
TheRealEmit 3 years ago
Lol... I hope not =\
=P
XChampaignDreamX 3 years ago
LOL... cant stop laughing
quns25 3 years ago 3
What do you mean that she was OWNED? Anyway, cranky anchors shouldn't yell on the job.
waddleduckie1 3 years ago
PWN3D!
jokepenguin 3 years ago
hehehe. better jack me off back stage biatch
Stino7777777 3 years ago 3
AAAAHAHAHAHHA this is from my city. what a moron!
fozzyfiend 3 years ago
jack off those heating bills
esiafdg009 3 years ago
She can have a whack at this
Twigboyone 3 years ago
FRUED!!!
haha4000hoho 3 years ago
yeah! free speech!
ledsilver 3 years ago
she made me jack off.
naturalmystic33 3 years ago 4
lol shes hot
kaleri 3 years ago 2
that woman was hot
slipperysteven 3 years ago
Jack o--i mean jack up
AidanHM 3 years ago
i wouldve laughed, well done her for keeping a straight face.
xgothxbarbiex 3 years ago 2
Holy crap, she kept a straight face. I would have slid under the table.
That was awesome.
wryterzblock 3 years ago 5
she wants 2 jo some guys, hell send her to me to start!
onedamcanadian1 3 years ago 2
I thought it was fucking hilarious. But hey, what do I know?
LaurenFromMI 3 years ago
it should be "freudian"
rumplpumpl 3 years ago
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WHY ARE MEN SUCH LOSERS AND PERVS????>>>>>> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??????????????
"Yeah baby we know what you meant?????" Get a life guys.... jeeezzz...
msaasha 3 years ago
Why don't women just lighten the fuck up?
What the hell is wrong with YOU?
thedab101 3 years ago 8
lol.... Did I just ruin it for you.... lol .... it's hard to jack-off with someone shaming you.... lol...
msaasha 3 years ago
No, it makes me gizz faster..... thanks for letting me pop one all over your comment...
EvilPrince69 3 years ago
Exactly.
msaasha 3 years ago