Robin Williams Stand Up Comedy Part 8

[Ryak1234]

Is it me Jesus?

[byrnz35]

Jesus had another brother named Craig.

[MrDenocan]

Really? I am not even American but even I know what he is talking about-_-

[SuperHurra]

All of his references~

One of us, no?

[MostlyReading]

I love how comedians never have to check references...*MOTHERTERESACOUG­H*

[Itachi4853]

i could imagine a kid biting the head off a chocolate Jesus lol

[leesue2]

Jesus had brothers

[jadebeast100]

RABBITS DONT LAY EGGS WHAT IS THIS!!!

[mamuscas]

how in the hell did he made that kids voice?!

HILARIOUS!

[Yggdra90]

Simon and Petrus are the same person, though...

[cartolano1]

@ 1:20... zoidberg??

[cartolano1]

@cartolano @1:14 lol

[patamon3]

size 1 and below! there is such a thing as size 1/2 i saw it the other day how hell do you get that small! and how do you come up with that size! O.o

[Hypastpist]

4 years and only 4 dislikes

man must be sad to be them

[expertstrategy]

the way Robin acted as a New York rat is hilarious. That's the type of accent they would have. 

[ilovejohnny13]

Jesus did have a brother his name was James

[chrizeren]

only joke i didnt like was the reference to world war 2 and the french ppl. Im just wondering. In shcool, are you told that the US broke theire your neutrality to help out europe because you were such a "noble" country? Im just wondering. It would be fun to hear what u have to say.

[hollystorm5]

@chrizeren No of course they don't XD After all, we entered neither WWI nor WWII for Europe's sake. We joined WWI because a group of American citizens were killed when a British sub, the Lusitania, was sunk by German troops. Along with that, we discovered that the German foreign Secretary, Arthur Zimmermann, had secretly proposed an alliance with Mexico to declare war on us. As for WWII, we only joined the war because of the bombing of Pearl Harbor. We had no intentions prior to that ^^

[futurejarheadusmc]

@chrizeren way to try and attempt at trolling. Fail.

[B0n3rS0up]

@netisforporn666 ok south park

[SadiChanMagellan123]

I'm Jerry brother of Christ whoop-de-doo

[LizzinLiteral]

"HolymotherofGod"

"YOU'RE RIGHT!" :D

[Hornetcow99]

When does he have to go to the bathroom. All that water has to go somewhere.

[vampirephychic]

ill get a rash and sand in my ass

[hppurplecrayons]

JIMBOB

[imev6lli]

hes child voice is so awesome

[yaoifan1234]

just so everyone knows the whole bunnies and eggs and chicks are all sighs of fertility it is a sign for spring that was addopted (stolen) from the pegans to celebrate spring equenox

[netisforporn666]

@yaoifan1234

Actually, the real reason is because it's a secret symbol for the Hare Club For Men. The egg symbolizes the fact that Saint Peter was actually a rabbit. Jesus chose a rabbit because he wanted The Pope to be silent, instead of dictating to people how they should worship God and live.

[yaoifan1234]

@netisforporn666 you so got that BS from south park

[patamon3]

"life is shit! gat to know this!"

true!

[Sabor180]

"...we hate all of you!! Fuck off .... oh... the Germans are here!!! Hello Americans!!! I love you!!!" fricken brilliance. got to love Robin Williams

[hydeist667]

lol i love his french accent

[Blasted2Oblivion]

He does that child voice so good its kinda scary.

[BeatlesFanCharsh]

@Blasted2Oblivion I know!! He does it SO well!! :D

[asevorovesa]

is it me jesus :----D

[NewFriiiikan]

actually Jesus had a brother...so said The Bible (*WHOA*)

[KillerSaiyan]

lol even when this man messes up hes funny

jesus christ 

[DaneaKISS]

Frogs Backs! - I Did Inhale Hahaha

[1111krol]

JIM BOB!!

[HedebBast]

Chocolate bunnies/colored eggs is based on Ostara, a Germaniac spring Goddess who often took the form of a rabbit...the eggs represent new life, growth because it's the spring equinox.

[Imthekey]

You are glowing! you don't need the lamp HAHAHAHA

[MCG55SS]

2nd only to Christopher Titus

[TheBBRAN]

HAHAHAHhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



[KillerSaiyan]

his child voices are scary good

[edan102blue]

Jesus did have a brother...

[rainstar999]

" The germans are here...HELLO AMERICA!!"

[Sheeton1]

Don't go ding dong you asshole

[Pickles919]

Jesus's brother's name is bob, not /jerry, just ask the arrogant worms.

[Kikyo361]

jesus had a brother LOL.. well half brother

[SatoTM2]

its maria and jozef

not mary and joe

cmon

JOE 2000 years ago. WTF >.> joe is an american name and the usa has been complete like it is now 134 years ago thats 1,876 years too late

[StaraziaSelin66]

@SatoTM2 Mary and Joseph. read the fuckin bible.

[SatoTM3]

@StaraziaSelin66 מרים and וֹסֵף if youu want to be a cock up the arse.

read the fucking bible.

[faetrn]

@SatoTM3 Wow. What does it matter what their names were?

[dvkevin]

Didn't get the "don't eat the shelfish" bit. Could someone explaine?

Love this guy! Most talented comedian.

[samm1809]

omg ricky gervais totally stole his ghandi bit from this!!!

[ProtestantIRA]

Frenchman: Fuck Americans...The Germans are here? I LOVE AMERICANS!

Its true, the truth is the funniest thing around.

[TheKwachner227]

wut year was this?

[Chexpeare]

Robin is brilliant!!

[wordup2yourmother]

fxck all you americans. oh the germans are here. WE LOVE YOU AMERICA. you are our best friend again.

[dinamozagreb1987]

ill bitchslap you like shiva

[aThornyRose]

how DID we get chocolate bunnies and coloured rabbit eggs from cruificion and resurection?

[DarkBunnyLord]

Pagan holidays, not necessarily bunnies but to be fair the "resurrection" according to the bibles description of the season isn't spring, or so most historians believe same thing with Christmas, not really Jesus's birth according to the way the seasons are described in the bible. Gotta realize most of these holidays weren't made to actually celebrate those, that was just a lie made by the church to try and smother pagan holidays and convert them to Christianity.

[TheKnightwing1197]

@DarkBunnyLord you slaughtered the joke.........

[acerb45666555]

2- What?? Pat Robertson said Mother Theresa the Romanian nun was not a real christian?? jeez! Mother theresa was the only Real christian left in our modern fucked up world!! shes on a level with the mighty Francis Of Asissi !!

[acerb45666555]

5:52..........in Europe, even though many try to deny it, Pagan beliefs were mixed into Christianity.>>>Easter! Yule! Halloween! May Day! etc. .....IE: the Pre-Christian traditional Slavic painted easter egg is for the rebirth of spring!

[grainofsandfan]

He's so brilliant.

[carnrules]

lol french 9:18

[DemonTheSimi]

omg im lauphing sooo much hes got so much energy its fantastic XD

[ItsSaraShowTime]

i love this guy, he's hillarious, , but sometimes i can't understand what he's saying. PLEASE, RLY PLEASE!!! can anybody sub these robin williams standups???? i.i

[CPeyser08]

I noticed 9

[Marksman230591]

We're traveling people, you don't want sand in there. LET's GO!

I never get tired of this show. I have whole in my iPod.

[TheJonnyEnglish]

even when he screws up he is funny XD

[oxcherryxoxo]

gerry, i though it was craig

[Massivecarcrash]

"We're traveling people, you don't want sand in there"

that actually makes sense...

[earthattacks]

"i will bitch slap you like shiva" holy crap that is funny

[nvrstopsmokin420]

1st off funny guy love the work... second at about 4:00... dude jesus was not an only child, he was the first borne to a virgin mother who then bore other children. there are many stories in the original Bible that extend on this... guess robin had 1 of those west coast "convenient stories" of a bible

[Mumbleslove]

"Russia has the bomb, we have many bombs......... We dont know were that all are...... maybe you want a dirty bomb"

=] XD =p

ROBIN WILLIAMS OWNS ALL!

.....and so does bambi...... =]

[1flesh1prop]

"I am giving a cigarette to a baby.

Get to know this

that

life is shit!!!"

[kokosop]

I don't know how you get rabbits out of crucifixion either...

[venusblew]

Easter predates Christianity. Its a spring celebration. Rabbits are for shagging and eggs are for fertility. :)

[nvrstopsmokin420]

I heard from someone that the rabbit represents good fortune and the egg represents the rebirth and divinity of Christ... im not saying that this is true, just that i heard it... ne 1 know?

[hatake34]

jim bob!

[katrinatecxidor]

lol

[iconiaam]

'if you wanna get ppl out of caves , a shithole of New York rats' ...LOL hahahahaha

This man is a genius !!!

[mrmidgetfury]

shitload

[FukeeBoy]

@iconiaam how did you spell "shitload" wrong?

[Godsmack1769]

I knew Gandaji... he was a prick...i saw him sucking on a pork hot dog hitting on mother tereasa saying WHOS UR DYPER DADDY WHOES UR DYPER DADDY! lmfao awsome shit!

[normanputz]

fuck u americans we hate all of u, u kulterless swines fuk all of u......the germans are ere??? hello amricans we love u :D

rofl, the guy is awsome. 5/5 from me

[venusblew]

-"Jo, I'm pregnant"

and Jo went, "Holy mother of god", and she went, "You're right!!"

-"Awe Jesus Christ"

-"What a great name Jo!!"

[Premonition45]

That is so much better than Schmuel!

[kga44]

Rabbits don't lay eggs what is this

[Sarah404]

"not bombs not food... FUCKING FROGS rofl....i havent heard him swear so much in my life rofl gotta love him lol.... he rocks

[Suckmuffet]

great!!!

[TheOriginalMadeDCMA]

"Is it me Jesus?" ROTFL XD

[xoxclkxox]

'not bombs, or food. Fucking frogs!' LMAO!!!

[Tareltonlives]

"Aha, lunch!"

[georgiabluelost]

when was this?

[TheMethos]

quite a while ago.

[alexandrakl]

I think 2002 or so

[Holydiver2107]

@georgiabluelost 2006 I believe

[MCG55SS]

@georgiabluelost 02

[strappingYungLad]

@georgiabluelost it was in 2002

[Bmxican294]

This Guy Is Fucking Awsome!