Arranging my own Arranged Marriage

[brownbirth2008]

Lmao baby mama

[MsHotty911]

I;LL MARRY YOU .

lol jk

[MsHotty911]

Yoursohot <3

[121fobabcd]

Oh my god! I'm a Hyderabadi!! But wow, your list is so dickish! >:(

[DuperMoni]

Mummy ne mere tumhe chai pe bulaya hai! :)

Love your videos!

And must say that you remind me about Salman Khan alot! :)

[theonewhocomments]

I would've subscribed but I don't want you coming to my house for tea :(

[asma330]

Lol 21st century guy and wants 7 wife's! I'm one man women don't share what's mine! Lmao u like everything hydrabadi!

[missinderpreet93]

hahahha good luck hope you find some amazing as you hahhahaa



[scorpio857]

Telugu roots = awesomeness

Love,

Reddy

[scorpio857]

Telugu roots = awesomeness.

[thatbrownkiddd]

one of your wives should be a feminist :)

[wafaranikhan]

goodluck :p

[TaniBolla]

please don't come to my house. i already had the parents and grandparents of a guy come see me and give me a proposal. so i'm apparently getting married to a guy who i've never seen. and i'm 17 WTF

oh i'm going to be a wedding planner :) just saying

[MidnightAngel92]

"It's going to be hard to arrange something for this." HAHAH. Jeez, wish all desi parents were more liberal -,-

[butterchickenshaikh]

LOL "chichora pan"

[aminap208]

LOL wow never in a million years, anyways just thought I'd add in for those who aren't aware, in Islam men are only allowed 4 wives, and that too they have a lot of rules that come with, that's why some Muslim men prefer not to go through all the hassle and trouble of having 4 wives. Just sayin', lmao 7?! bahahah! nice one, but props on the lawyer wife, now that's smart thinking lmao!

[haafizah786]

lol..marryyy mee..but ur only allowed four wives though... just saying....

[ornithologyranger]

I can be your lawyer.

[DaHawks2010]

Ive been looking all over for a funny muslim on youtube. Waited soooooo looooonggg

[BiaHearts]

Oh my Lord I'm going to be a wedding planner, so you should FORSURE contact my parents (-;

[cantigetanygoodnames]

I hope to God you're an only child and joking, because you'd have to be both for that sort smack to be excusable. If my fiance' said any of that he'd get a backhander - but then lebo's know how to treat a girl!

[yoshi95608]

you would ber perfect for my sister lol jk do i sound just a listtle stalkish....

[tricia1161]

Lol that's cute

[likesoninja]

make biryani and buy watermelon should be on the wheel

[LuV5166]

lol!!! chichorapan :D

[sansan12ful]

wow.

[its9ohclock]

lol you're hilarious!

[KiArAjaan]

OMG I LOVE UUUU

[KRAZIADA1992]

I love salman Khan

I will say "Masha Allah" erryday

I m studying to be a lawyer!

Come over some Chaii and Methaii <3

Marrrryyymeee<3

[StunningHijabi]

LMAO! YOUR TOO FUNNY

[miiszfiyahx34]

ima be a nurse in a couple months!! lol =D

[Juggermugger]

going to buy groceries

[467Daisy]

SUBSCRIBED .... cuz u like salman tooo..i like me a man who likes my man salman too ;) lol

[himynameisnoor]

I've set out the chai and mehtai. *waits*

[thebitertruth]

YOUR SO GOOD LOOKING!!!! AND IDK I LIKE YOUR VOICE IN THIS VIDEO? LOL =] =]

[zairt]

you're cute in a bro sorta way...

[RezzySK]

you eat somosa with ketchup tooo!!

[hijabluver101]

Haha i love ur tags :D

[ssag1]

I agree to be the baby mamma... now lets get marriiied!

[iampagallarki]

HAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved how u said finding a gf was "chichorapana" and that u need her to like Salman khan LOL

Subscribed ;)

[SyedaZehra110]

ahah yu made me laugh. :) Thank you

[eliz20fran]

you define Hyderabadis! ;)

[Surili7]

I'm waiting for you to come have some chhay and mithaiii at my house :) I will make samosa too! (recognize me???)

[Zazuu93]

cant understand how you chose salman over srk.. but im willing to look past that if you marry me :)

[raptors1905]

you forgot the leg rest wife.

[hmashko]

haha you are hilarious.

[xshannypoohx3]

marrymeeeeeeeeeee

[theIstack]

@xshannypoohx3 loll i like u 2 much to ruin ur life like that!

[belasspirit]

pretty much just died laughing. (: addicteddd to your videos!

[Gauntress]

Hey, someone's gotta clean!

[8090sara]

LOL im indian and muslim too

ohai

[mahix0x]

I'm going to be a wedding planner in the future! If not marrying me..you can hire me!

[MrMacadoshish]

u look like u just blazed ;)

[4EverMuslimah]

lol

[rashna3]

i wonder if he actually got any rishtas from here...

[Ammalik89]

hahahahahhahaha MASHALLAH

[Hulkipanday]

HAHAHAHHA....7 WIVEZ....LOL

[rooshi7]

chichora pana.... The way yu said it.. =)

WIVES??... hAHAHA..

Yu love salman khan duntcha..?

[rooshi7]

chichora pana.... The way yu said it.. =)

WIVES??... hAHAHA..

[rooshi7]

chichora pana.... The way yu said it.. =)

[muxlimah786]

looooooooooool

[Iamorton]

where your parents from?

[theIstack]

@Iamorton hyderabad

[TheHira67]

@theIstack frm india or pakistan??:)

[theIstack]

@TheHira67 im indian

[TheElixir007]

@theIstack so u speak telugu??

[mubeenCr9]

@theIstack ehhh my mom is from there lol i just acme back from there last week

[freakmeoutwillu]

i honestly wont care if im one of ur 7 wives...

just marry man

ur awesomeee

[freakmeoutwillu]

marry meeee

[Nimrah10]

cutiee <3

where u frm?

[theIstack]

@Nimrah10 loll ha born and raised in the u.s

[Dileeminn]

Hahaha you're so funny and adoreable, the way you say "babymomma". And yes mashallah to you!

[1farahnaz]

hahahahah oh god you're adorable

[tazzywazzy21]

LMAO this made my day

[tazzywazzy21]

LMAO 

[cs1027]

lol the desperate plea for subscriptions after practically all of your videos is not cool...i'm pretty sure people will subscribe and follow you on twitter because you are actually quite funny but you don't need to make an appeal

[theIstack]

@cs1027 i would agree, but i feel like a lot of times its a good reminder for someone who usually wouldnt. i kno it gets kinda annoying but thats y i keep it at the end

[afgjilkai91]

HAHAHA! You're so frigging funny! And you're cute too, :)!

[theIstack]

@afgjilkai91 ha thnx =)



[pinklily62]

@theIstack I accept ALL of ur conditions!!!!

[THAT1UMMAH]

LMAO! "Say MashaAllah, or at very least, sing a song" Awesome.

[Muminah92]

LOLL

[TerranMeUp]

milestones of human achievement:

agriculture

movable type

vaccinations

the processor chip

the wheel of marriage

[theIstack]

@TerranMeUp lmaooo best comment ever - thumbs upped

[AshiiBbiixXX]

Player :D

hahahaa

[theIstack]

@wickedman6 ha thnx means a lot

[herndonboy13]

Dude are u Hyderabadi? Thats whats up! We need more of your kind to represent!

[theIstack]

@herndonboy13 ha yeah man, i saw no hydros on utube and im like i need to get on this!

[preciouspearl9]

mashaAllah lol..

bro ur hilarious...i subscribed : ) lol

[amohamed143]

Hahahah ohhhmygod, you're hilarious!

[sabah100]

hahahaah. Story of my LIFE. My mom keeps telling me to find a guy at school before I graduate college .BTW- I graduate in May. NOW she tells me! LOL.

P.S- I make some good chai ;)

[bosnianmuslimah]

haha omg!

[CullenHearts]

"every morning, when you see my face, I want you to turn around and say, 'masha Allah!'" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[chocolate1o]

hahah, made my day :D

lol what language do you speak?

(HYDERABAD AWESOMENESS)

[MiLLi422]

Howww do you not have a girlfriend?!?!

[theIstack]

@MiLLi422 i think its because of this video lol

[MiLLi422]

@theIstack Lmao nooo way, these conditions were hilarious! I'm totally downnn ;)

[theIstack]

@MiLLi422 lol kk im on my way! ill b the guy in the giant white elephant

[MiLLi422]

@theIstack "In"? Don't you mean "on"? haha

[theIstack]

@MiLLi422 i did mean on, but now im thinking in, i think thatll b more epic

[MiLLi422]

@theIstack Oh yeah, that'll definitely capture the hearts of my parents. No potential son-in-law of theirs will ever have a better rishta entrance!

[tamkanat25]

hahaha you really have me laughing!!!!finally a desi vlogger thats good also:) keep it up:)

[shortey1989]

lol you and no girlfriend ? whoaa.

[pakilarki00]

haha deff agreed with neilamrani!

[LazenaSS]

lmaoo this just made my dayyy.. lmaoo... but  mashallah ur cute and funny.

[jadewinter]

ok, so when do we get to be real friends?  Nope, not kidding.

[theIstack]

@jadewinter right away asap!

[shortey1989]

lmaoo " i have already contacted your parents"

[princeshahvar]

Lol this is hillarious bro im hydro too haha as hydro as it gets.... but yea funny shit bro keep it up ;) ... aur tension nakko lo ustaad tumku baby ka mama ,chai ,pani, khichdi ,haleem aur samosay sob miljaate khaali devon pe roses pakad ke pottiyon ku line marte jao.... aisich chichora pana kare toh paapular hotay ;)

[zainusmom]

omgoshhh thats tooo funyyy!!

"my parents just cant arrange sumthing for this"

lol by making this video i think you just made it thaat much harder for them loll

[atiasyed6]

LOOOOOOOOL, i just found you, you're beyond hilarious

just subscribed ;)

"chichora pana" LOLL

[smartieszprasad]

I got the chaai & mitaah ready. I hope that's you honking your horn that's turning into my street in that bright yellow car.

[myraqsa]

lol...the arrogance! ahaha xD

[tevaj13]

Dude, I wouldn't mind you coming over for some chai and mithai. Also 80's/90's Salman Khan with the mullet thing he had going on = awesomeness

[saharalayoon]

this was one of the first vids i watched i totally forgot how funny it was...i love da way u spit out wut eva comes to ur mind...

[paroali]

Ok so your hyderabadi or love hyderabadi biryani (both work), muslim and love salman khan ( I think i know why ) ... If i was single you would totally be one of my potential arranged marriage candidates haha

Just found you..love the videos!

[theIstack]

@paroali im hydro AND love hydro biryani. tell me why u think i like salman khan cuz i would like an insight to this information. and if i could go back in time to when u were single, and send this video, i would. but i cnt yet. but when i can.. u besta watch out girl lol

[paroali]

@theIstack Haha, if you'd do that i'd really be impressed. How could a girl say no to a time travelling hydro? Dont play..how many times have you been told you look like Salman? I bet, a lot. I used to be obsessed with him, you should be glad I didnt find you before! lol

Everyone I send your videos to love em! Keep doing what your doing... your videos really speak to our people :)

[theIstack]

@paroali lolll i got sum ppl saying i look like him, but i think its just cuz im such a huge fan they just kind of start seeing it, but the compliment still means a lot =) and thnx for spreading the videos i really need the support =D

[neilamrani]

LOL I doubt any girls will be interested after watching this... I think you may have just ruined your chances of getting a little "kuch kuch" in your life! hehe :P

[theIstack]

@neilamrani lolll ik im gonna take this video down now

[Acube92]

heheheheheheehheeheeeee xD 'Chichora pana' ROFL ! xD

[sarash906]

OMG! story of my life!

my dad said the saaaaaammmme thing to me

and im like what the?

im allowed to date now? but i don't know how to? lol

but i actually wasn't

he still asks me every weekend if i found a good muslim guy in college -_-

and im like um wow no lol

[iGraphicMehedi]

LOL, you're prob one of the most hilarious dudes on Youtube, definitely the funniest Asian Youtuber. Keep up the videos even after you get ur wives, lol... p.s. I'm making my friends signup, if they don't I'm gonna remove them as friends (from Facebook).

[ssag1]

Sooo I just subscribed to you on my way to liking your page on FB and I love salman khan and every morning I'll sing tere mast mast do nain to you <3 and yahh I'm totally cool with sharing my chores with 6 other ladies ;) and I'm gonna be a lawyer. soooo whadddupp?

[theIstack]

@ssag1 tell ur parents a random guy from utube is on his way right now and to have sum chai and mittai ready

[divanamia84]

duuuude if you lookin for sum lovin...im yo man

[theIstack]

@divanamia84 lol ur my man? i uno if ur a guy or a girl, but if ur a guy... i dno if they have arranged homosexual marriages yet.. thats a good idea tho!

[abbyy459]

come to my house for chai & mitai :)

i found you to be hilarious & just subscribed . wheee!

[theIstack]

@abbyy459 im on my way now im just looking for a cheap rikshah

[raven649]

you named 5 wives four is only allowed

[hyderabadnavab]

hahaha....m not gonna find a gf...thts chhichorapana...kiraaak...

[YeaYaZa]

yer from Hyderabad ? 

[asuraanii]

lmao good luck with that wheel lmao

[shahenashahena]

come over for chai lol

[JSidhuu]

ILL MARRY YOU.

[theIstack]

@JSidhuu lol arent you a guy?

[YeaYaZa]

@theIstack

dont be sexist !

[indigoflame31]

its 5.30am, and 11 degrees in my uni dorm. and you just ate a samosa and mentioned chicken biryani. i dont think i like you anymore man..

[theIstack]

@indigoflame31 loll did u hear the amazing crunch that came from the samosa? i wnt those againnn

[mangochutney88]

also... you're hydro!

i'm pakistani... :/ you know how that goes. maybe this won't work out

p.s. our biryani is so much better don't even front!

[mangochutney88]

hahahhha holla at ur future docta/wedding planner (mostly bc i watch wedding shows on tv like its my job)

also ur wheel needs istree (ironing)!!

hope u had a fabulous eid!!

p.s. u having a fb fanpage is so hilarious. i am liking it right now hahaha

[theIstack]

@mangochutney88 ik right lol, i felt so douchy making it. but ppl told me to! lol i hope u and ur family had an amazing eid as well! and i would add ironing but i havent ironed my clothes for yrs lol so i can let my wife go on that. and our biryani is soooooooooooooooo much bettter foooolio

[mangochutney88]

@theIstack HAHA no. paki alllllll day ;) good thing you arent arranging ur shaadi with me! lolll

[theIstack]

@mangochutney88 i just checked and u r subscribed to me..... so you will be seeing me in ur living room pretty soon, start making the chai and the mitai plz lol

[mangochutney88]

@theIstack HAHAHAHHAH ohhhh mannn you better bring the mithai bc all we got are laddoos hahahhaa. i made the mistake of telling this aunty i liked them and now our freezer is filled with them... needless to say i dont like them anymore hahaha

[TheAlina808]

hahhahaha :p

[barcacrazy99]

HYDERBADADI BIRYANIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[smokeykiller1]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this one is hilarious

[smokeykiller1]

hahahahah this one is hilarious!!

[hundals01]

Good luck :)

LOL

[ShyEmpressSerena]

I've taken notes LStack, Chai + Mithai (check), sing a song or say Mashallah (Inshahallah) and the wheel of fortune. . . ?!? Maybe you're right. They should have informed you at age four.

[theIstack]

@ShyEmpressSerena lol told u! Eid Mubarak to u and ur entire family!

[sunshineee0009]

LMFAO0O....mashAllahh!! ..i cnt sing srry lol

butt dudeee ii luvv salman khan & im ur furturee lawyer heree ;)

by the wayy Eid Mubarak!!!!!!!

[theIstack]

@sunshineee0009 lol ill take the mashallah. Eid mubarak to you and your entire family as well =)

[Aqsa500]

ur AMAZING and cute too!

[baywest]

I love you Umi!!!! Your best one yet. Oh, and those are gonna be five lucky wives; i mean, in this recession and the unemployment rate being so high yet you still provide full-time jobs....your a good man Umi......your a good man.

[theIstack]

@baywest lolll thnx man, i figured once i get them i can jus quit p90 and let the fun begin

[xxMichelleJxx]

=O your coming to my house for chai and mithai?? well you aint gunna get any =p lol

[theIstack]

@xxMichelleJxx oh i def am, and you better have you dupatta on and look down when you give me sum chai and mithai lol

[xxMichelleJxx]

@theIstack lol

[TheMercifulServant]

Lmao your 2 funny bro hahaha,

Eid Mubarak.

[theIstack]

@TheMercifulServant Eid Mubarak to u too, i hope you and your whole family have a great Eid