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  • ammonia, urine, and alcohol make the sting worse. I'm sure if you look, you could find some medical journals and studies about it.

  • yes right peeing it makes more itchy

  • No, really. The ammonia in pee can be used to treat jellyfish stings.

    First, pour pee on the wound.

    Second, put the site of the wound in some sand.

    Then, go to hospital.

    You're saved. Most probably. Unless you're allergic, this technique is generally useful.

  • If I got a jellyfish sting, I'd rather die than getting piss on my body!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MiamisDog

    everytime you pee it splashes up and gets on your legs/pants.

    you then touch those pants all day long...

    you really need to grow up. there are far worse things than getting pee on you.

  • @MiamisDog Your such a wussy

  • In norway we pee on the place the jellyfish stinged.

  • but spongebob likes it

  • Don't use vinegar on a sting from a portugese man-o-war it will make it MUCH worse

  • Ouch! A jellyfish stung me god thing i have some vinegar, glove, tweezers, shaving cream, pain reliever, rubbing achol, baking soda and i doctor! u never go to to a the beach without that, unless u r normal!

  • I just use a Ice cube.

  • 1:56 to 2:00 MASTURBATHING FACE.....

  • I expected to come here and see comments about Friends, and how Monica should have seen this video. :P

  • @familiee123

    Fuck Friends.

  • @AngelFallenXx,

    Oh yeah? Well fuck youu! -.-

    Frikking hater, get a life.

  • If only I knew this 4 years ago!

  • I wonder how Spongebob survives being stung by jellyfish without doing this stuff...

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  • @littleperrie1234 ADBLOCK PRO

  • WHAT?

    WHY?

    I WASN'T STUNG BY A JELLYFISH.

    WHY THE HELL AM I WATCHING THIS?

  • i really wish this was in cartoon version:(

  • 2:06 awkward duck face?????

  • i hate tetnishots 

  • is this a boy or a girl?

  • very good except you should pour on vinegar before you remove the tentacles as removing them shoots off the stingers that are active, well im talking box jellyfish anyway

  • 1. Don't get stung by a jellyfish.

    2. ????

    3. PROFIT

  • yea cuz EVERYONE takes this stuff to the beach and has a personal doctor to take wherever

  • Why would a jellyfish be on land

  • I thought the video title was "how to teach a jellyfish to sing"

  • I'm a jellyfish magnet. I put meat tenderizer on my jellyfish stings. Makes me think I'm a big pork chop. ( I love pork chop) ;)

  • OH YES CAUSE IM GONNA CARRY BAKING SODA , RUBBING ALCOHOL & SHAVING CREAM.

  • my sister JUST got stung by a jellyfish and I came here to watch HowCast :)

  • how to heal a jelly fish sting on roblox 1.hit reset then click your charator 2. DONE!

  • Is that a guy or a girl...?

  • Why the fuck would we need all that stuffs if at the end you sayd we also need a doctor? -.-

  • I do not see normal people bringing or buying those stuff at the beach!

  • call 911. done

  • Yeah, don't stand on dead jellyfish because even 6 months after there death they can sting... only there tentacles though.

    P.S I'll just pull my baking soda from my hair, some tweezers i keep inbetween my toes and my portable doctor out of ... you know?

  • why am i watching this?

  • 0:09 lady gagas nice dress idea

  • Yeah..... i'LL call someone to give me soda and alcohol at the beach... I see the crowd giving me all those things...

  • Good thing I bring all of these things to the beach

  • on roblox i got sting but i dont have all that stuff, HELP ME!!!!

  • @blwoller roblox is a game they respawn

  • @ilovesims24ever11 IT WAS A JOKE!

  • My sister was stung on vacation. Thanks to television, she had the whole van offering to pee on her. It was great. The paramedics said to put meat tenderizer and baking soda on it.

  • Once when I was at Florida, there was this HUGE (over one foot long) jellyfish floating at the waters edge. It turns out the night before, it had stung someone on the foot and they had to go to the hospital... Also, am I the only one that thinks the guy's face kinda looks like Eric Beck's face???

  • Step 1: Piss on the sting

  • would we really bring vinegar, alcohol a dull edge and shaving cream to the beach?

  • That actor is freaking scary!

  • The best way to deal with a jellyfish is to eat it!

  • wat if it was a box jellifish the first aid is panic and die

  • just piss on it

  • use asin if u are in holland it will take less of your pain.

    yeah in hollan they''re not so dangerous

  • piiiiiissssssssssss yay.

  • piss?

  • @Petchhyy nu uh, and some can kill in 2 minutes... even more luck!

  • "oh no! I just got stung by a jellyfish - Let me take out my Docter,Tweezers,Vinegar,Rubbin­g alchohal, Shaving Cream and Over-The-Top counter pain reliever out of my Beach bag"

    Howcast...BE MORE REALISTIC!!!

  • @Xxjaguar123xX haha that was what i was thinking throughout the video!

  • or you can just be peed on

  • Only spongebob could watch this

  • @MasterOfMonopoly then there must be 79,697 Spongebobs then!

  • Just let me get my doctor out of my ba-.. OH WAIT!

  • How would u pee if ur a girl and u didn't shave O.o

  • @lildoozie101gold pee in a cup and pour

  • I love her!

  • Lol who brings a friggen doctor to the beach?

  • that jellyfish is sexy

  • Piss on you sting it works don't ask why I know

  • How to treat a jellyfish sting

    Step one: PEE ON IT.

  • my sister was stung by one. thats why I hate florida

  • is that a man?!?!?!

  • i still believe in old fashioned methods.

    Step 1; Grab a penis

    Step 2; Aim and yell "FIRE!!"

    Step 3; Dont get sued.

  • haha this video is silly cause who brings shaving cream, vinegar, gloves and tweezers, and a razor with a flat edge, rubbing alcohol, and baking soda regularlly to the beach? You should actually pee on it or get someone to do it for you as disgusting as that sounds. The acid in the pee helps to neutralize the toxins. Atleast that is what my Human Anatomy professor told us. lol

  • @oursedatedyouth and it could matter less if you are taking Vitamin C tablets your pee always produces acid this video is bullshit.

  • this is pretty stupid if theres a freaking doctor or a hospital then why the fuck would you do all those things then go to a clinic?? that is stupid if i get sting i go directly to the hospital

  • @Howcast Do you do this 4 a laugh or is it serious?

  • This guy got stung by boxed jelly fish 5 times and he died and saw heaven and hell!!

    "Ian McCormack (Part 1 of 10) Former atheist - man dies visits heaven and hell"

    watch?v=V0ElkkYj4o0

  • Would have been nice to know a year ago before i almost died and passed out ~_~

  • oh, time to go to the beach.. better grab a doctor, shaving cream and pain killers.

  • Bring Seawater? Okay!

    -Goes into ocean and gets seawater from a bucket-

    -Unaware that a JellyFish is in the Bucket-

    -Pours on infected area-

    CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • I dont live near the beach so i dont know the rules but it seems to me that you should get help from some one that know what they are doing not listen to this vid

  • Step one: Be spongebob

    Step two: Wait five seconds

  • pfft, me and spongebob just bring our nets. jellyfishing jellyfishing jellyfishing jellyfishing! <3

  • wtf howcast are you retarded? yes cuz everyone brings fucking shaving cream, a doctor, vinegar and tweezers to the beach. you fucking suck whoever invented this go die

  • @ChRIs23696 ass wipe

  • @colorfulcrisis fuck you you know im right dick stop just trying to make yourself heard after your mom anally raped you

  • @ChRIs23696 as you said after you sucked your mom's dick

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  • @colorfulcrisis fine sorry your life sucks btu thats not my fault.

  • @ChRIs23696 faggot

  • @ChRIs23696 Calm the fuck down, its just a youtube video. Besides, this may be useful for someone who works as a lifeguard. They'll know what to keep in their little lifeguard cabin and they'll know exactly how to treat the sting.

  • i search't for this video because a jellyfish stung me.....

    IT HURTS SO BAD, F!@#$%&*CK

  • @silverkingdomdude aww unlucky =/ are you okay? :)

  • i just bring along my doctor everywhere

  • step one get stung

    step two scream

    step three stay away from the ocean for about a week tip you may die in this process

    step four if your body still stings after a while die

    did yyou know that i am kidding

  • @CAZZERNERY lol

  • WTF?

    how is this a how to

    when we need a doctor?!?!?!?

    not everyone is a doctor you know

  • i got stung once by a jellyfish UHHHG its awful its like needles in your skin!

  • So far, the comments are very negative. Does this mean that the video is,....Bullshit?

  • 1:57 orgasm face O_O

  • he got r kellied

  • But but but... Spongebob and Patrick always got stung by jellyfish..

  • Mind if I pee on u? YES! It'll heal the Jellyfish sting..... Ugh, fine.

  • That is some beastly jellyfish...

  • ahhaha omg i got ill just pee on you

  • oh i thought with a jellyfish sting on the leg, u pee on it... :P

  • you usually get stung IN seawater why bottle it and pour more on??

  • What about the jellyfish that can kill you in five minutes? Not good.

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  • Hmm just gonna bring my GP to the beach while I shave my legs >.>

  • Thats why you should always carry a bottle of piss to the beach.

  • ok when i see someone get stung by a jellyfish ill try to help him before he dies in almost less than 2 minutes.

  • just piss over the sting :) thanks brainiac!

  • 1:57 i think he just came.

  • jes pee on your sting.

    

  • I got stung by a jelly fish and it hurts really bad! Its like a stingy burny pain that lasted like 2 minutes non stop. I hate swimming in the ocean...from now on im swimming in lake michigan

  • she's a woman but looks like a man :|

  • i got stung today with a jellyfish and i think it was like 5 of them and my stomach was like very red really hurts i even touched the jellyfish with my hands very white and naaaty guys be carefull and don't go too the beach when its raining i think theres more when its raining
  • i got sung bya jelly fish IT HARD LIKE CARZY

  • @fashioner27 So, you got "sung bya jelly fish IT HARD LIKE CARZY"? In other words (assuming that bya=by a) a fish made out of Jell-O or a similar substance sang a song to you which it then hard like Carzy. I don't know how hard is a verb nor do I know who "Carzy" is, but it sounds painful!

  • @Tattas999 i am a very very very very bad speeler (see)

  • I heard if you get stung by a jellyfish, someone has to pee on you

  • i think i wuld have cried if i saw a jelly fish that big

  • i did research on jellyfish and they kill more people in the world than any other marine animal....watch out

  • Jellyfish Squish! Can stop the Pain

  • I though it said "How to stop a jellyfish shitting.:

  • I got stung by a jellyfish once I only used this chapstick type of thing and rubbed in on it went away in like 3 days but I got stung 2 days before I got it and I fainted for those 2 days LOL

  • I wonder if SpongeBob has ever tried these tricks after getting stung by a jellyfish!

  • Why is the jellyfish helping him?

  • Just hope it isnt a BOX jellyfish, you will be lucky to make it off the beach.

    I think this video minimizes the seriousness of a Jellyfish sting.

  • @agenthelios no most people make it off the beach when stung by box jellyfish. Yes, some people panic and drown, but the majority that die, die in the hospital or on the beach due to lack of appropriate medical attention. Box Jellies don't kill you instantly, the pain is quite bearable the first few minutes.

  • This is fucked up...

  • WTF

    Fast Music

    WALKING HUMAN JELLYFISH!!!

    *the world is ending*!!!

  • However on the list of things you need. The tombstone seems to be missing. Screw trying to find all that stuff when the Box Jelly gets you. Seek neerest grimreaper more like. Lols!

  • Too bad I didn't see this months ago, I could have made a costume like hers and been a jellyfish for Halloween..

  • When i got stung in Tunisia i got told to put lots of wet sand on it then rub a cucumber or tomato on it lol

  • LMAO! xD awesumm ty

  • i luv their vids they make me LOL and rofl! lmfao

  • I were searching after stones in the water then i sitted down and after like 3secound i felt pain in my ass there were a little tiny jellyfish there and it hurted like "#¤"#¤#¤#"¤&"#&%%%¤"#%¤!!

    but i didnt die lol

  • at 0:10 why is the human letting the jelly fish sting the human... this video is stupid

  • did you know that therye 98% water?

  • @runescapeswordshow

    Then the next time you see a walking human shaped jelly fish your best solution is to pull out your battery powered hairdryer and fry the face sucker

    This is would only work on a walking jelly fish though. Do not attempt to use hair dryer in water or you'll get what you deserve.

  • I heard surfers in Australia were panty hose to protect themselves from box jellies.

  • Too thin to do anything - Most of us just stay clear of the water when its jelly season.

  • 1:55 he took a bit more then the recomended dose. LOLZ at vid funy and yet corect. 6 months i totaly agree to as that was about the time it took the marks to disapear arround my neck and waist

  • Just came back from Cuba. I had brought a tube of Ozonol purchased in Canada; some people on the beach had Polysporin (which did not work). I was the beach nurse because word went around that my Ozonol really did work instantly. Never leave home without it.

    ps: Some people talked about this uring thing....Eeew! And vinegar? The best to STOP itching from mosquito bites. That really works too. I've tried it.. just splash it on... itching will re-appear the next day, splash more vinegar.

  • Yup, everybody brings that crap to the beach you know

  • freshwater, is the only TRUE way to heal it, but then again everone has a little way, but freshwater is the TRUE WAY

  • that man is retarded

  • one time i got sting and my friend pee in face in my leg ,it was on my leg anyway

  • im not having ppl piss on me

  • im not covering myself with pee

  • What if you were about to die?

  • i'll take that chance.besides the beach should have stuff to treat it.

  • Some jellyfish can kill you in 5 minutes...Good Luck!

  • @Petchhyy the seawasp can kill in 180 seconds, if your (un)lucky

  • @Petchhyy :True, a 5 years old boy died in 5 min on Galveston beach. He was born in Galveston but moved out to Houston, and then when he was 5 his mother took him back to Galveston beach that’s when it happened.

  • In case anybody took this as an expert video. Sometimes vinegar can actually make the sting a whole lot worse depending on what type of jellyfish it is. In my opinion. The best thing to do would just be ask a local what you should do. lol.

  • i got stunk by jelly fish couple time (non poison) oh well is it ichy all over and you keep scraching scraching till blood come out from your skin.....

  • i beat off with jellyfish all the time it works better than liver .

  • recommended dose of pain relievers why does he look high lmao:P

  • I think you need vinegar and your pee

  • ok when i go to the beach i dont carry all that shit with me so

    lets start with plan B

    lots of shit/piss

  • lol vid

  • i got stung on my chest and i didnt do anything exept rub the stuff off and im fine

  • if it were a box jellyfish you would look like you were hit by a bullwhip

    grats

  • people people why dont u just stop going to the beach.its 1 solution.there are many pools. or people should make pools that look like seas.

  • when i was little a jellyfish wrapped around my leg and my brother was like ill help! and then peed on it -.-

  • I got stung by one when I was about 8.. I got to the hospital and they rubbed some urine paste on my arm. O_O I smelled very bad after it.

  • petrol/gasoline will also help..........seriously

  • Jellyfish look delicious.

  • my mom told me to pee on it

  • That is one of the worst things you can do that or aclahol research has shown that urine causes all the stingers to fire

  • do they actually think there funny? :/

  • cum on the sting

  • haha wouldnt that take too long and i geuss the one who got stinged wouldnt like it that much XD

  • hey, can I use tea as a neutralizer aside from using vinegar, rubbing alcohol, and baking soda?