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  • ...and what a shitty movie it was.

  • bit.ly\wN86Xb

    

  • We got a mega shark an giant octopus sarge : just nuke em : 3 years later : they're back sir and they've brought chuck Norris : shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt

  • @EVERYONE! This movie played FOR FREE, last night on the SyFy channel I thought it was pretty interesting tho, besides the lame animation and "Special effects" they put into it. It got me thinking, 90% of the ocean is un-explored. There's a small possibility that something unique, maybe monstrous lurks in the oceans deepest darkest depths.

  • lool mein hintern ist geil

  • cheese at its finest

  • lol

  • watch this when you're high haha you'll be laughing your ass of the whole time.... trust me

  • WHAT WERE YOU ON WHEN YOU MADE THIS MOVIE?!?!

  • also einzige deutsche hier

  • Despite the name I gotta say it looks interesting. But cheesy. Main part why I wanna watch it.

  • megashark rules!!! XD

  • PS1 Graphics!!!

  • I can't believe some company wasted their investments releasing this kind of film.

  • i saw it on blueray too was gonna buy it, how was it?@FuckTheJets99

  • I'm still trying to come to grips with the fact that somewhere, someone thought this was a good enough to finance and release....

  • My Gawd...what have we done...

  • mmh ich bin total naja wie soll ich sagen reich

  • their attempt to make this serious really failed hard.

  • Man, this movie. They reused every shot like five times. It was terrible. x'D And the sub at the beginning...all the buttons were printed plastic. Part of them wasn't even glued down right so it wobbled when they supposedly pushed them. I've seen more convincing childrens' toys. It was so awful it was hysterical.

    The eating the plane part had me WTFing for like half an hour. Who really stood up and went "So there's this plane, right? They hit turbulance, everybody freaks out, and suddenly..."

  • i saw the cover and thought it must be the most tacky monster movie ever so i bought it for 3 dollars on blu ray and im about to watch it.

  • What.........the........

  • It was only after watching the film 8 times I was informed that the crisp special effects had been done using CGI......incredible! The shark is so lifelike i literally voided my bowels every time this nauseating monster came into shot Perhaps the biggest highlight, of this orgasmic blockbuster, is the romantic sub plot involving Gibson and Vic Chao.

  • Did they make this film as a joke or was it a student thing?

  • naja schaut mich an bin ein frosch

  • Greatest realism and special effects ever! Not.

  • Best ending to a trailer ever.

    "holy....."

  • wtf

  • omgz best movie ever! well, no, i've actually never seen it but one time i wanted to watch it because it was on tv and the title just.. omg it sounded amazing but my sister said no it looks shit and then we watched inception.

  • Just use a nuke

  • WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!!? XD

  • i watched that movie yesterday ....... they must have spent like 2 dollars on it i mean just look at the part where the octopus strikes the plane they must have painted someones dick and threw a little plane toy on it the rest is computer made.....very poorly

  • 0:52

    Why? Because fuck you

  • yeah it's a stupid premise,but I still sort of want to see the fight...

    ...god I'm a terrible critic

  • I feel bad for the actors...

  • GO MEGASHARK!!

  • This is the sort of film that you only dream of. Nobody would actually ever make it, fucking stupid director

  • asylum studios better seek asylum to another country before i kill them

  • The CGI in this movie must have been made about twenty years ago.

  • WORST MOVIE EVER!!

  • The best actor was a security guard

  • I rented this movie, going to watch it tonight. Got it just because it looks hilarious.

  • This looks awful but that airplane scene is priceless

  • this is actually the worst peace of shit iv'e ever seen

  • ey jemand deutsch

  • @cpk9999 wow me too- I haven't watched it yet though and I'm not sure if I want to

  • hahahha i just bought this for 5$ on blu ray

  • mmh ich wiege 300 kilo

  • Seriously? This is like a porno without the porno part...

  • Watching my parents have sex would've been less awkward than watching the scenes with the white chick and the creepy asian guy...dear god that was frightening

  • Wait, what?

  • hihi find ich toll hihi

  • This shit is so bad its funny, well nuh fuckin duh its what a mockbuster is

  • whan i watched the movie the ending made me cry

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  • Wasted 1:07 minutes OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!! Thumbs up if you agree

  • @terminator63me I might have given you a thumbs up if you didn’t ask for it like some desperate junky...

  • No fuckin way! Lorenzo Lamas used to be a man, but now it seems like he hit the bottom hard playing in a shit like this lol

  • @UnforgivableMen Why are you worried about what Lorenzo is doing with his life? You need to get your priorities straight for a change, for once in your worthless life! You've got over 30 stray kittens running around town, all because your no good selfish ass didn't bother to get neutered! You need to STOP raping so many cats, the SPCA is overloaded already with your "children"! It SUCKS to be you, fucking LOSER...

  • anyone else actually watched the film? Unbelievably its not very good….

  • what.....

  • Ha, this has just cheered me up. I'd love to do movies like this.

  • Dat CGI

  • The name is so reduculous. You will automatically know that this is going to be so bad that it's funny.

  • haha best part 1:02 - 1:07 "HOLY.."

  • asylum makes bad movies on purpose people if you didnt know.

  • o my

  • Awsome is all i can say

  • hihi Im young and thats why im shy

  • ha bin ne sau

  • Mega Shark's PENIS vs Giant OctoPUSS

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  • A cheesy movie with Lorenzo Lamas? No way! LOL.

  • I wonder how many people know it is SUPPOSED to be cheesy, dumb and really bad. Noticing all the problems and inconstantcies while watching it is supposed to be part of the fun

  • hehe wie geil hab 3 brüste

  • STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID

  • Titanic io

  • Titnic

  • S P E C I A L E F F E C T S ! ! !

  • Thumbs up if Iggy sent you here (maximum ride character).

  • ey nie mehr schuften bin so reich

  • LOL

    "it rises!"

  • LoL!

    

  • wtf! 

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!

  • You are so sccard i hope you arenok back there.???"??????

  • geil meine brüste wachsen

  • wow i spent 10$ on this movie. it looks like it was made from $4....

  • Chuck Norris would destroy these two

  • is this 10 dollar project or something?

  • The title should be called: "Megalodon vs The Kraken" Not "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" It sounds like a toddler planning the name. -_-

  • @Rotneybot This is by The Asylum... they make awful movies on purpose, sometimes knock-offs of others. There's 100 Million BC, Sunday School Musical, Titanic II, Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Mega Shark vs Giant Piranha, Snakes on a Train... tons more I won't go into the full list.

  • @SatuWira ...I know... -_-

  • shutup

  • hiya ich hab was unanständiges entdeckt

  • thrilla in manila

  • wow it COULD be a good movie, but these effects are just... ergh

  • 1:04 to 1:07 is the best part xD

  • soso ich bin blond

  • that movie is coooooooooooooooooooolllllllll­ll

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  • Lol as if the shark could jump 60,000 feet into the air and bite a plane.

  • so ich hab was unanständiges entdeckt

  • OMG WORST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEEEEENNNNN they used the same scenes over and over again for the special effects

  • hahaha!!! oh that's hilarius XD

  • naja hab was geiles entdeckt haha

  • ... what the fuck did i just watch...?!

  • so bin selber aus Frankfurt

  • Gulliver wins.

    

  • worst film ever xD

  • bullshit

    

  • Watch out Avatar, I see competition with special effects

  • ha nie mehr schuften bin so reich

  • The Nostalgia Critic has to review this

  • well I look like star!I have big eyes with love inside

  • i HAVE THE DVD!! it KICKS ASS!

  • This must be a porno ?!

  • i saw the movie load of shit

  • hiya das was ich entdeckt habe geht sowas von ab

  • na ich wiege 300 kilo

  • Its so shit its good!!!

  • whahaha my english is poor ;O

  • wew mega shark can jump higher than the airplane

  • lool nie mehr schuften bin so reich

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  • saw this on tv one hour ago.. i'm very disappointed.. sharks wich can fly .. sorry but this movie looks like someone got bored with after effect.... even minecraft has better effects..

  • @Rettungsliegerfan i agree. I've seen porn movies with better effects than this one..

  • @Rettungsliegerfan not to mention, the fucking size changes!

  • @Rettungsliegerfan dude, its a trash movie! 

  • @Rettungsliegerfan Someone has no imagination or sense of humour :p

  • @Rettungsliegerfan

    You're missing the whole point of intentional cheesiness....I mean...c'mon, it has Lorenzo Lamas AND Debbie Gibson in it at the same time besides the exaggerated, terrible special effects.

  • Guy on a plane looks out the window. Sees giant shark WHAT THE!! boom

  • da thing about this film is da shark is way 2 fake lookin

  • hm komme aus münchen

  • Is that film making in 2009, look at the special effect....

  • thumbs up if you watched this trailer in 720p to make it less cheesey

  • I slept halfway through the movie (im serious)

  • i know nuke in the water

  • hahaa WTF is Lorenzo doing here? :D

  • whats the point of making something between a fish and a bat?

    

  • I thought this movie was quite a good comedy...

  • Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus 2: the soviet octopus!!!  jajajajaj

  • bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

  • W.O.R.S.E movie ever! even the name is stupid

    Best part of it: Closing Credits

  • this looks sooo incredibly bad

  • Debbie Gibson haha!

  • na geil hab voll schotter jetzt ist auch super einfach

  • at least make them look real..

  • cheap hollywood movies :l

  • This mite be alrite if they actually looked real..

  • LIKE FOR 0:59...... IS THAT SUPOSED TO SCARE ME?

  • this is such a pathetic movie!

  • This is the kind of thing they show on the horror channel during the day, I could make a film better than this .. Platter

  • Also, rated W for WHAT THE FUCK

  • It's entertained me because i like how old movies look shit nowadays, and it made me laugh.

    Then i realized it's from 2009.

  • hihi super klasse hab mega kohle und es kann an sich jeder lol

  • it was the worst movie ever made i watched 10 minutes of it then calmly turned it off then tried to hang myself

  • I thought this was fake, but then I found it on RT... oh god

  • IT RISES!!!!

  • CTFxC brougth me here after watch Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus...

  • @xXGreenArmyXx same im watching the movie right now lol

  • WTF umm wow epic fail

  • i dont think Chuck Norris would like u filming his pets....HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

  • @WeirdBulldog HADUHHADUHADURDUHHA

  • omg seriously you guys, your all dumb! this movie is the most realistic movie out there! you guys seriously didn't know that sharks can jump a mile in the air, or that the megalondon 's could eat the golden gate bridge? you guy's need to read some books or do some studying.

  • @bromanity 'your all dumb' i think you'll find its 'you're'. and when you say studying and stuff, wikipedia doesnt count.