We got a mega shark an giant octopus sarge : just nuke em : 3 years later : they're back sir and they've brought chuck Norris : shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt
@EVERYONE! This movie played FOR FREE, last night on the SyFy channel I thought it was pretty interesting tho, besides the lame animation and "Special effects" they put into it. It got me thinking, 90% of the ocean is un-explored. There's a small possibility that something unique, maybe monstrous lurks in the oceans deepest darkest depths.
Man, this movie. They reused every shot like five times. It was terrible. x'D And the sub at the beginning...all the buttons were printed plastic. Part of them wasn't even glued down right so it wobbled when they supposedly pushed them. I've seen more convincing childrens' toys. It was so awful it was hysterical.
The eating the plane part had me WTFing for like half an hour. Who really stood up and went "So there's this plane, right? They hit turbulance, everybody freaks out, and suddenly..."
It was only after watching the film 8 times I was informed that the crisp special effects had been done using CGI......incredible! The shark is so lifelike i literally voided my bowels every time this nauseating monster came into shot Perhaps the biggest highlight, of this orgasmic blockbuster, is the romantic sub plot involving Gibson and Vic Chao.
omgz best movie ever! well, no, i've actually never seen it but one time i wanted to watch it because it was on tv and the title just.. omg it sounded amazing but my sister said no it looks shit and then we watched inception.
i watched that movie yesterday ....... they must have spent like 2 dollars on it i mean just look at the part where the octopus strikes the plane they must have painted someones dick and threw a little plane toy on it the rest is computer made.....very poorly
Watching my parents have sex would've been less awkward than watching the scenes with the white chick and the creepy asian guy...dear god that was frightening
Ummm... I'm shark lover, but how shark and octopus against each other and see who might won for eating all bitches that goes to the water.... If I were them, I'll stay away from water...
1:05 He only say "Holy..." What was he gonna say in the end, "Holy shit"? Haha...
@UnforgivableMen Why are you worried about what Lorenzo is doing with his life? You need to get your priorities straight for a change, for once in your worthless life! You've got over 30 stray kittens running around town, all because your no good selfish ass didn't bother to get neutered! You need to STOP raping so many cats, the SPCA is overloaded already with your "children"! It SUCKS to be you, fucking LOSER...
I wonder how many people know it is SUPPOSED to be cheesy, dumb and really bad. Noticing all the problems and inconstantcies while watching it is supposed to be part of the fun
@Rotneybot This is by The Asylum... they make awful movies on purpose, sometimes knock-offs of others. There's 100 Million BC, Sunday School Musical, Titanic II, Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Mega Shark vs Giant Piranha, Snakes on a Train... tons more I won't go into the full list.
Attacks on Military Vessels: 22/ Attacks on Civilian Vessels: 32/ Mega Shark On Screen Kills: 797 (rough estimate)/ Giant Octopus On Screen Kills: 1461 (rough estimate)/ Swears: 10/ Scenes With Blood: 4 (2 dry blood, 2 under water)/ Mega Shark First Kill: 18:09/ Giant Octopus First Kill: 9:09/ Tits: 0/ Explosions: 4/ Total Running Time of "Sex" Scene: 12 Seconds
saw this on tv one hour ago.. i'm very disappointed.. sharks wich can fly .. sorry but this movie looks like someone got bored with after effect.... even minecraft has better effects..
You're missing the whole point of intentional cheesiness....I mean...c'mon, it has Lorenzo Lamas AND Debbie Gibson in it at the same time besides the exaggerated, terrible special effects.
omg seriously you guys, your all dumb! this movie is the most realistic movie out there! you guys seriously didn't know that sharks can jump a mile in the air, or that the megalondon 's could eat the golden gate bridge? you guy's need to read some books or do some studying.
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nowakowskaqip 4 days ago
...and what a shitty movie it was.
Vauica 4 days ago
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acandagrimfoj 5 days ago
We got a mega shark an giant octopus sarge : just nuke em : 3 years later : they're back sir and they've brought chuck Norris : shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt
coolguy1111ism 1 week ago
@EVERYONE! This movie played FOR FREE, last night on the SyFy channel I thought it was pretty interesting tho, besides the lame animation and "Special effects" they put into it. It got me thinking, 90% of the ocean is un-explored. There's a small possibility that something unique, maybe monstrous lurks in the oceans deepest darkest depths.
Ravenger51 1 week ago
lool mein hintern ist geil
LenoraTraceypf138 1 week ago
cheese at its finest
10HAPPYGILMORE 1 week ago
lol
10HAPPYGILMORE 1 week ago
watch this when you're high haha you'll be laughing your ass of the whole time.... trust me
kingballer005 1 week ago
WHAT WERE YOU ON WHEN YOU MADE THIS MOVIE?!?!
TombMan12 1 week ago
also einzige deutsche hier
JoanneHedyxu417 2 weeks ago
Despite the name I gotta say it looks interesting. But cheesy. Main part why I wanna watch it.
hubbabubbas2 2 weeks ago
megashark rules!!! XD
fightstrailers30020 2 weeks ago
PS1 Graphics!!!
KriegDerSterne77 2 weeks ago 2
I can't believe some company wasted their investments releasing this kind of film.
Ernestnapoleon10th 2 weeks ago
i saw it on blueray too was gonna buy it, how was it?@FuckTheJets99
ossProduction 3 weeks ago
I'm still trying to come to grips with the fact that somewhere, someone thought this was a good enough to finance and release....
Skastrik 3 weeks ago
My Gawd...what have we done...
Heavenlyqueso 3 weeks ago
mmh ich bin total naja wie soll ich sagen reich
KarolTeganjx570 3 weeks ago
their attempt to make this serious really failed hard.
xDjSnipyx 3 weeks ago
Man, this movie. They reused every shot like five times. It was terrible. x'D And the sub at the beginning...all the buttons were printed plastic. Part of them wasn't even glued down right so it wobbled when they supposedly pushed them. I've seen more convincing childrens' toys. It was so awful it was hysterical.
The eating the plane part had me WTFing for like half an hour. Who really stood up and went "So there's this plane, right? They hit turbulance, everybody freaks out, and suddenly..."
TheAcriNom 3 weeks ago
i saw the cover and thought it must be the most tacky monster movie ever so i bought it for 3 dollars on blu ray and im about to watch it.
FuckTheJets99 3 weeks ago
What.........the........
MKGV20 3 weeks ago
It was only after watching the film 8 times I was informed that the crisp special effects had been done using CGI......incredible! The shark is so lifelike i literally voided my bowels every time this nauseating monster came into shot Perhaps the biggest highlight, of this orgasmic blockbuster, is the romantic sub plot involving Gibson and Vic Chao.
tommo1313 3 weeks ago 8
Did they make this film as a joke or was it a student thing?
dilt4 4 weeks ago
naja schaut mich an bin ein frosch
CecilAlysiafq547 4 weeks ago
Greatest realism and special effects ever! Not.
QualityIsNumber1 1 month ago
Best ending to a trailer ever.
"holy....."
gunnerjk 1 month ago
wtf
gamerharry009 1 month ago
omgz best movie ever! well, no, i've actually never seen it but one time i wanted to watch it because it was on tv and the title just.. omg it sounded amazing but my sister said no it looks shit and then we watched inception.
IdiotWithTheBlueEyes 1 month ago
Just use a nuke
loldude50 1 month ago
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!!? XD
deathclock96 1 month ago
i watched that movie yesterday ....... they must have spent like 2 dollars on it i mean just look at the part where the octopus strikes the plane they must have painted someones dick and threw a little plane toy on it the rest is computer made.....very poorly
eddy7204 1 month ago
0:52
Why? Because fuck you
MrDaniWood 1 month ago
yeah it's a stupid premise,but I still sort of want to see the fight...
...god I'm a terrible critic
gC222SA 1 month ago
I feel bad for the actors...
moOswe 1 month ago
GO MEGASHARK!!
thatsvagtastic001 1 month ago
This is the sort of film that you only dream of. Nobody would actually ever make it, fucking stupid director
Zazaroo61 1 month ago
asylum studios better seek asylum to another country before i kill them
strawdable 1 month ago
The CGI in this movie must have been made about twenty years ago.
xservintage 1 month ago
WORST MOVIE EVER!!
ComicManatee62 1 month ago
The best actor was a security guard
QuietGuitaristfan 1 month ago
I rented this movie, going to watch it tonight. Got it just because it looks hilarious.
bread315 1 month ago
This looks awful but that airplane scene is priceless
dmjlovessrg 1 month ago
this is actually the worst peace of shit iv'e ever seen
Aim4thaWin 1 month ago 2
ey jemand deutsch
LavetaWendiewe20 1 month ago
@cpk9999 wow me too- I haven't watched it yet though and I'm not sure if I want to
Spaz0001 1 month ago
hahahha i just bought this for 5$ on blu ray
cpk9999 1 month ago
mmh ich wiege 300 kilo
PamulaErlenelj204 2 months ago
Seriously? This is like a porno without the porno part...
DangerRaul 2 months ago 35
Watching my parents have sex would've been less awkward than watching the scenes with the white chick and the creepy asian guy...dear god that was frightening
jrb11191 2 months ago
Wait, what?
SlsSlitLeanSots 2 months ago
hihi find ich toll hihi
CaylaGeniaoe660 2 months ago
This shit is so bad its funny, well nuh fuckin duh its what a mockbuster is
whipcreamwaterfalls 2 months ago
whan i watched the movie the ending made me cry
2011legodesigner 2 months ago
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Ummm... I'm shark lover, but how shark and octopus against each other and see who might won for eating all bitches that goes to the water.... If I were them, I'll stay away from water...
1:05 He only say "Holy..." What was he gonna say in the end, "Holy shit"? Haha...
NarlieGemini01 2 months ago
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NarlieGemini01 2 months ago
Wasted 1:07 minutes OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!! Thumbs up if you agree
terminator63me 2 months ago
@terminator63me I might have given you a thumbs up if you didn’t ask for it like some desperate junky...
thewalkereffect 2 months ago
No fuckin way! Lorenzo Lamas used to be a man, but now it seems like he hit the bottom hard playing in a shit like this lol
UnforgivableMen 2 months ago
@UnforgivableMen Why are you worried about what Lorenzo is doing with his life? You need to get your priorities straight for a change, for once in your worthless life! You've got over 30 stray kittens running around town, all because your no good selfish ass didn't bother to get neutered! You need to STOP raping so many cats, the SPCA is overloaded already with your "children"! It SUCKS to be you, fucking LOSER...
loveunderlaw 2 months ago
anyone else actually watched the film? Unbelievably its not very good….
JSenior92 2 months ago
what.....
RSNJessica 2 months ago
Ha, this has just cheered me up. I'd love to do movies like this.
SuperNoX86 2 months ago
Dat CGI
aratron2 2 months ago
The name is so reduculous. You will automatically know that this is going to be so bad that it's funny.
ChibiBanana1 2 months ago
haha best part 1:02 - 1:07 "HOLY.."
TheDr00dboi 2 months ago
asylum makes bad movies on purpose people if you didnt know.
Avehnge 2 months ago
o my
educationalnut 2 months ago
Awsome is all i can say
MrNorGuy 2 months ago
hihi Im young and thats why im shy
ElizaTravisls327 2 months ago
ha bin ne sau
MickeyKendank607 2 months ago
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This movie looks so retarded that i wanna cry
Varodunham92 3 months ago
Mega Shark's PENIS vs Giant OctoPUSS
legend4ya 3 months ago 29
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legend4ya 3 months ago
A cheesy movie with Lorenzo Lamas? No way! LOL.
tutube998 3 months ago
I wonder how many people know it is SUPPOSED to be cheesy, dumb and really bad. Noticing all the problems and inconstantcies while watching it is supposed to be part of the fun
SingleTriad 3 months ago 3
hehe wie geil hab 3 brüste
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christianspences5555 3 months ago
Titanic io
GregoleX2 3 months ago
Titnic
GregoleX2 3 months ago
S P E C I A L E F F E C T S ! ! !
MtOPulse 3 months ago
Thumbs up if Iggy sent you here (maximum ride character).
smileydude64s 3 months ago
ey nie mehr schuften bin so reich
CassyDeloradi731 3 months ago
LOL
"it rises!"
1y9b9b 3 months ago
LoL!
bamrocksjackass 3 months ago
wtf!
AlexNobleOblige 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!
commyred 3 months ago
You are so sccard i hope you arenok back there.???"??????
1234567884219 3 months ago
geil meine brüste wachsen
KristaShaniy60 3 months ago
wow i spent 10$ on this movie. it looks like it was made from $4....
EPICcodTIMES 3 months ago
Chuck Norris would destroy these two
REkill101 3 months ago
is this 10 dollar project or something?
GearsofNorway 4 months ago
The title should be called: "Megalodon vs The Kraken" Not "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" It sounds like a toddler planning the name. -_-
Rotneybot 4 months ago
@Rotneybot This is by The Asylum... they make awful movies on purpose, sometimes knock-offs of others. There's 100 Million BC, Sunday School Musical, Titanic II, Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Mega Shark vs Giant Piranha, Snakes on a Train... tons more I won't go into the full list.
SatuWira 4 months ago
@SatuWira ...I know... -_-
Rotneybot 4 months ago
shutup
akyfsl 4 months ago
hiya ich hab was unanständiges entdeckt
PeterBenitacn53 4 months ago
thrilla in manila
jayjoetube14 4 months ago
wow it COULD be a good movie, but these effects are just... ergh
DaniloCamargo 4 months ago
1:04 to 1:07 is the best part xD
supergipas 4 months ago
soso ich bin blond
NishaEddagu762 4 months ago
that movie is coooooooooooooooooooolllllllllll
ILUVTOROCK6205 4 months ago
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damnote 4 months ago
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damnote 4 months ago
Lol as if the shark could jump 60,000 feet into the air and bite a plane.
Ashtiany2 4 months ago
so ich hab was unanständiges entdeckt
WalterTempiefv27 4 months ago
OMG WORST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEEEEENNNNN they used the same scenes over and over again for the special effects
Draxolani 4 months ago
hahaha!!! oh that's hilarius XD
ninsennansen 4 months ago
naja hab was geiles entdeckt haha
FionaEunud317 4 months ago
... what the fuck did i just watch...?!
xxJellyBean06xx 4 months ago 44
so bin selber aus Frankfurt
CorieTraceeng114 4 months ago
Gulliver wins.
Mr007Rye 4 months ago
worst film ever xD
sebwazzup 4 months ago
bullshit
2bezix 4 months ago
Watch out Avatar, I see competition with special effects
xAnnabellafulx 4 months ago
ha nie mehr schuften bin so reich
KathiDelorarl860 4 months ago
The Nostalgia Critic has to review this
SirKrisB93 4 months ago
well I look like star!I have big eyes with love inside
desireespbrysa 4 months ago
i HAVE THE DVD!! it KICKS ASS!
Tommyrosa1 4 months ago
This must be a porno ?!
jpkillah 4 months ago
i saw the movie load of shit
scope1945 4 months ago
hiya das was ich entdeckt habe geht sowas von ab
CathieKerifh147 4 months ago
na ich wiege 300 kilo
LianaHedwigxs417 4 months ago
Its so shit its good!!!
ShwingBoy 5 months ago
whahaha my english is poor ;O
iBone606 5 months ago
wew mega shark can jump higher than the airplane
donnajanz 5 months ago
lool nie mehr schuften bin so reich
AngieMarnakn278 5 months ago
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0:26 - why are people in a plane freaking out about to ocean dwelling creatures well over 2 Godzilla's in distance below them?
1:05 - ಠ_ಠ
NickHiryu 5 months ago
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NickHiryu 5 months ago
saw this on tv one hour ago.. i'm very disappointed.. sharks wich can fly .. sorry but this movie looks like someone got bored with after effect.... even minecraft has better effects..
Rettungsliegerfan 5 months ago 30
@Rettungsliegerfan i agree. I've seen porn movies with better effects than this one..
christhefis 5 months ago
@Rettungsliegerfan not to mention, the fucking size changes!
MoisesShock 4 months ago
@Rettungsliegerfan dude, its a trash movie!
h5n1bird 4 months ago
@Rettungsliegerfan Someone has no imagination or sense of humour :p
Solidsoul619 2 months ago
@Rettungsliegerfan
You're missing the whole point of intentional cheesiness....I mean...c'mon, it has Lorenzo Lamas AND Debbie Gibson in it at the same time besides the exaggerated, terrible special effects.
kentuckyfriedplus 2 months ago
Guy on a plane looks out the window. Sees giant shark WHAT THE!! boom
Rdbzechua2 5 months ago
da thing about this film is da shark is way 2 fake lookin
TheSuperGamerShark 5 months ago
hm komme aus münchen
NishaEddagu762 5 months ago
Is that film making in 2009, look at the special effect....
namhero1810 5 months ago
thumbs up if you watched this trailer in 720p to make it less cheesey
priusdrivingmetalhea 5 months ago
I slept halfway through the movie (im serious)
Sailboatsx 5 months ago
i know nuke in the water
TheWooHoofilms 5 months ago
hahaa WTF is Lorenzo doing here? :D
cheresha 5 months ago
whats the point of making something between a fish and a bat?
larsern941 5 months ago
I thought this movie was quite a good comedy...
willempiekip 5 months ago
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus 2: the soviet octopus!!! jajajajaj
malvelus 5 months ago
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
JayJackoSpencer 5 months ago
W.O.R.S.E movie ever! even the name is stupid
Best part of it: Closing Credits
SenSproductions 5 months ago
this looks sooo incredibly bad
smooi94 5 months ago
Debbie Gibson haha!
RazorDaveInc 5 months ago
na geil hab voll schotter jetzt ist auch super einfach
NormanJustinlt679 5 months ago
at least make them look real..
coolaznballer 5 months ago
cheap hollywood movies :l
GoneDead3 5 months ago
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i thought the movie was really funny....
kyraxo21 5 months ago
This mite be alrite if they actually looked real..
jimzomb1e 5 months ago
LIKE FOR 0:59...... IS THAT SUPOSED TO SCARE ME?
mitzeyme97 5 months ago
this is such a pathetic movie!
Snowball636 5 months ago
This is the kind of thing they show on the horror channel during the day, I could make a film better than this .. Platter
113mrmuffin 5 months ago
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i must see this.
elsieebob 5 months ago
Also, rated W for WHAT THE FUCK
Danny2462 5 months ago
It's entertained me because i like how old movies look shit nowadays, and it made me laugh.
Then i realized it's from 2009.
Danny2462 5 months ago
hihi super klasse hab mega kohle und es kann an sich jeder lol
AudriaCarollug438 5 months ago
it was the worst movie ever made i watched 10 minutes of it then calmly turned it off then tried to hang myself
DrunkerLegend 5 months ago
I thought this was fake, but then I found it on RT... oh god
sL73v3n 6 months ago
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This movie looks so bad Steven Segal wouldn't touch this.
ARCHELEZ 6 months ago
IT RISES!!!!
SinDawg030 6 months ago
CTFxC brougth me here after watch Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus...
xXGreenArmyXx 6 months ago
@xXGreenArmyXx same im watching the movie right now lol
surfermanspore23 6 months ago
WTF umm wow epic fail
yourruler2 6 months ago
i dont think Chuck Norris would like u filming his pets....HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
WeirdBulldog 6 months ago
@WeirdBulldog HADUHHADUHADURDUHHA
gypsiecat1 6 months ago
omg seriously you guys, your all dumb! this movie is the most realistic movie out there! you guys seriously didn't know that sharks can jump a mile in the air, or that the megalondon 's could eat the golden gate bridge? you guy's need to read some books or do some studying.
bromanity 6 months ago
@bromanity 'your all dumb' i think you'll find its 'you're'. and when you say studying and stuff, wikipedia doesnt count.
ThePinkChickX 6 months ago