Colonic Irrigation

[WholeMindedWellness]

I am a health coach and I definitely believe that 90-95% of disease (mental and physical) start in the gut. I think colon irrigation is wonderful.  Actually, I am going for an appointment tomorrow. If you are interested, I have a free e-book about health on my website and you can check out the video and link via my youtube page. Thanks for the great and informative vid!

[whereissandra]

Informative. Thanks!

[arkannot86]

"the healing power of innamus"

[Ondelendo]

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[Kricardose]

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[bebeheuy]

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[Mjhond]

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[AntoMelta]

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[willamricard]

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[imegatrone]

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[c4mpbell]

That must be a real shitty job...

[xiandrii]

This was difficult to masturbate to.

[tusepagliacco]

@xiandrii hahahahahahahahahaha

[DippShits]

I suggest taking coffee the usual way...

...I had a coffee enema once and it kept my arsehole up all night!!!

[ReshapeYourLifeNow]

@DippShits no just do the ultra body cleans

[Deaob]

@ZelandMac lol you youtubed what it is aswell! LOL

[thedisbatcher]

colonics are scams

[tvwiggles2u]

of course they will suggest a "series of cleansings"...LOL...that is how they make their money on this obvious scam perpetrated on the weak minded.our bowel lining is very delicate and NOTHING should be put into it to clean it...our bodies are designed for self cleaning...it is called having a bowel movement.I have a question to ponder... what came first, the colon cleansing remedies or colon cancer?

[megazwatcher]

@tvwiggles2u

colon cancer by a long shot

[kennykiller911]

Vegitables are harder to digest then meat.

[DaRealElChiaUSA]

this reminds me when johnny knoxville got one

[megazwatcher]

@DaRealElChiaUSA

knoxville smoxville,

call me when nicole kidman's on the table

[DaRealElChiaUSA]

@megazwatcher lol whut

[megazwatcher]

@DaRealElChiaUSA

hey, if i gotta watch a hydro therapy session i'd rather it was a hot babe then knoxville

[DaRealElChiaUSA]

@megazwatcher yea tru but its just funneh watchin a dude

[kaleluk31]

you are what you eat? i must be a cunt then lol

[deweykinz]

They found a hot wheel out of my colon when I did this! lol

[xTatyanna]

Shay sent me. When shays gets a colonic he might find the quarter he swapped when he was little.

[xBraiNshOcK]

I wonder if SHAYCARL saw this video....

[sunyyRAWR]

does this get u thinner or something?

[MoviesFromG]

It looks relaxing to me. Dear god I sound gay and crazy, but I bet it does feel good afterwards, kind of like after you brush your teeth or take a shower after exercising.

[cocojulian08]

@anyghost Bofl lmfao lol me too!!!!

[anyghost]

anyone who talks shit about this is an idiot, because if you've been constipated for a few weeks like i have, then you would be seriously considering this shit too. so fuck off and kick rawks you square cocksucker closed minded mother fuckers. i'mma shoot some water up my mothafucking shit pipe.

[bomrdude]

Anyone see Rhett & Link's commercial for a Colonic Irrigation place called "Fountain of Health"?

[dewaPorun]

melaysia



[SerenityCrysweet]

i couldnt help myself but piss myself laughing at this brrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaa leading up to the day of the big flush brrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa hahahahaaa hold on cant breath

[elnyancat]

Who ever wants to be a naturapath has got some problems

[XOPANICXOLOVE]

Anyone else think of 'Look Around You' while watching this?



[XOPANICXOLOVE]

"...and now you can see what you eat too." Couldn't you always?

[321boileranimal]

lol.. what the fuck is this? that lady is a professional asshole cleaner. Some kind of shit remover for faggots .lol

[nluvwithlayne07]

omg.

it sucks the poooooop out?

note to self- NEVER GET A COLONIC IRRIGATION.

[parakmi1]

hmmm... insert a round long hard object that spits liquid in your anus.

I think i've heard of this thing before but it wasn;t called colonic irrigation.

[jagara1]

On the topic of using coffee grains:

I went to Starbucks and asked for one of these - I was shown the door...

[TheLkvoice]

I tried this but for all the good it did me I might as well have shoved it up my arse.

[MickeyNineLives]

I tried this myself with a funnel and a balloon, I'm still trying to clean the sh*t stains out of my pillows ..

[twohot4annie]

@thegoldstarboy c'mon you know he's right and watch your language about his precious mother. YOU FUCKIN WHORE cha ching

[demonicspire1]

So we're taking advince from the ancient egyptians are we? I am ok with the cat-worship but I'd really prefer to be cryogenically frozen instead of mummified.

[cymrutroll]

THIS IS SHIT

[SmileysRevenge100]

@cymrutroll Metaphorically and literally.

[opmike343]

Soooo, has this been subject to any clinical trials showing efficacy?

[Lydirius]

Wow, what a shitty job!

[TheHealthnwealth]

I have PCOS and CELIAC DISEASE, the most undiagnosed and easily treated disease that causes stomach problems. PROBIOTICS, GLUTEN FREE AND a SIMPLE BLOOD TEST CAN TELL YOU demand the blood test. Other symptoms under or over weight,various gastric complaints, IBS, constipation, diarrhea, abdominal pain and bloating. Anemia, Crohns, PCOS, gastric ulcers, parasitic infection skin disorders, nerves, numbness in arms and legs: all COULD BE CELIAC! YES COLONICS HELP AS WELL BUT GET TESTED for celiac

[ziomaze]

No death does not begin in the bowel, it begins with Islam, which is shittier that a colon or bowel irregularity.

Imagine no Islam.

[opmike343]

@ziomaze

LMAO

[Thegoldstarman]

@ziomaze listen up troll after i fuck your ugly diseased slut of a mother ill convert that fat ho to islam okay bitch?

[themorganator4]

love that the 2 highest rated comments are the original comment and one praising the original comment.

[freebearride]

attach the other end of the tube to a supersoaker and shoot people with your turd juice

[number1barber]

well apparantly there are pockets in your arse full of poo. so you can drop between 3lb and 10lb in weight of what comes out. i have no idea but we will see

[pardyhardly]

That bowled me over. I can't believe how crappy some of those pictures are. I almost fell off my stool. I'm glad I didn't pass on watching this. Now I'm all flushed.

[EarthH2oLuma]

Are these treatments okay on people with diverticulitis?

[SN1987B]

Aren't the effects of having 'more energy and a better general sense of well being' also characteristic of a placebo?

[jecika73]

LMAOO!

[lilnastiaaa]

and side effects? infections? bacterial disbalancE? fuck it.

[CVBrownie]

"Oh look a marble!"

[DigestitCleanse]

Great video, but if you'd prefer to take capsules instead of the idea of inserting something into your behind, then Digest It Colon Cleanse is

formulated to maximize one's elimination without causing loose stools or uncomfortable cramping via frequent healthy bowel movements while assisting in cleansing the vital organs and lymphatic system.

Check it out at bit.ly/Digest-It-Colon-Cleanse

[handelsme]

far fetched stories... wow. They are definitly real. My dad lives in Asia and he goes to a center there that is well known across the world. He says that he talked with other members there who have told me of how a crayon was removed... the gentlemen who told my dad he saw the crayon with his own eyes. And it was like from when he was a little kid he remembers eating them.

[MrMinetoo]

CHECK OUT THIS DRUG SONG ON YOUTUBE/WICKEDWANDASTALKSHOW

[SN1987B]

They shoot coffee grounds up in there...ew?

[MishuTaste]

If I was a hydrotherapist, I'd put a clothespin on my nose.

[handelsme]

@MishuTaste it's totally odorless believe it or not...

[bootloverasian]

Eat more fiber!

[colonhealthmagazine]

i think it is very effective for colon care

[LoveyBuggy69]

@ drdukeful uhm you're dumb. your reasons for getting your colon cleansed are not the only reasons you can do it. a lot of the foods we eat nowadays are hard to digest and get trapped along our intestine walls which can cause bad bacteria to grow which makes us more succeptible to getting colon cancer.

[smittty1911]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH

[soccer4life1424]

Man, that is crazy. Filling yourself! I do not know. He should've done what I did to clean his colon and spending all his money. I did not have any diet nor paid anyone but I added cholbuster to my meals per my doctor's recommendation. It did took me 8 hours to start my colon cleaning process.......

[kevphillips02]

They sound like they are totally full of shit

[ChildrenOfValhalla]

@BurhanKurashi Best comment ever.

[mooneyk20]

@BurhanKurashi Lmao

[poonke]

@BurhanKurashi well said!

[queenzlink247]

@BurhanKurashi hahaha

[MagicTimeVideos]

@BurhanKurashi

"...I would recommend include full frontal lobotomy and penis to forehead transplant."

^most AWESOME comment on youtube EVER!!!

thanks for the laugh!

[janewaynikki]

@BurhanKurashi ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Rune101rune]

@BurhanKurashi lol!

[90rashad]

@BurhanKurashi  lol what

[jasswildabeast]

Death lives in Uranus.

[drdukeful]

this is all crap you need a colonic irrigation if you have a colostomy for colon cancer so that the patient does not suffer from gas have their bowels clean.

[periloushomous]

@somewhatlongdong lol! sorry mate...just....hahahahahahah!!­!!!

[viacalvy]

@somewhatlongdong damn that's cold hahaha.

[somewhatlongdong]

This is a waste of time and money

[judutchinski]

From wikipedia: No surgeries, autopsies or other observations of colons have discovered any evidence of compacted feces or other evidence to support the theory of auto-intoxication or the need for colon cleansing.

[KornmanUNstoppable]

@judutchinski and im guessing you get all your facts from wikipedia which is heavily edited and reedited by basically anyone with a computer and internet access half the shit on wikipedia is 100% correct

[Yeslek276]

this looks so scary and kinda uncomfortable.

[jasswildabeast]

Silver buttons, paper clips and marbles? That's cool. One could make a sweater, do some paperwork and play with the kids at the same time.

[TenthPrestegeisaFAG]

Yea, yea, yea....And my grandmother put butter on burns to heal them too.

[santhony74]

Where did all the pooh go?

[acorntechnique]

@santhony74

The poo got shipped right off to McDonald's to make into more 'Crappy Meals'

[blazak]

I know most people think Justin Bieber has the worst haircut on earth, but it does NOT affect the ability of his colon to process solid waste. Find out more on Twitter at: j_biebers_colon

[E101a]

people are all full of shit literally

we weren't meant to have tubes shoved up our asses.

[tamyk007]

Correction :Eat more vegetables, fruits and wheat, potatoes. Drink 8 pints of pure water each day. Eat less fat, cheese, sausages and beef. Don't eat chili and hot stuff. You should do more exercise. Such as sit up and do swing exercise as you may do in primary school. I got problem when I sit too much. When I was young, I drank just a little water that makes my daily output from colon very difficult. Keep well, my friends if you got colon problem.

[tamyk007]

Eat more vegetables, fruits and wheat, potatoes. Drink 8 pints of pure water each day. Eat less fat, cheese, sausages and beef. Do eat chili and hot stuff. You should do more exercise. Such as sit up and do swing exercise as you may do in primary school. I got problem when I sit too much. When I was young, I drank just a little water that makes my daily output from colon very difficult. Keep well, my friends if you got colon problem.

[MrTrueBrother]

One of my friend recommend and I was pretty impressed with CC

most people don't know what Colon Cleansing is...below link tells you what Colon Cleansing is..

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[matrixj123]

This form of treatment is becoming more publicly acceptable.

[healthygirl90]

I've heard of this method, it seems to be highly regarded. A little different then the method I use, which is also very effective. If you're interested, check out my profile.

[falsepride]

@healthygirl90 Can you get around this process by just drinking a lot of water a day? A colonic seems very expensive and the tube thing bothers me. Can water do the same thing by drinking it?

[pgjr00]

wow! they say there is nothing better than having a good crap, only with this you have it up the arse too!

[U2ber17]

how many people die because of colon cancer ??? In Australia its the biggest killer because they dont eat properley which results to constipation - colon cancer - death

[edmonddantes64]

Can you check and see if Amelia Erhart is there too?

We've been looking all over for her.

[Yeslek276]

@JasperAbraxxious omg was it painful?

[JasperAbraxxious]

Lol, who the hell would do this...... ON PURPOSE?!?! Lol.

Just do it at home for free! Stick a garden hose up your ring, switch it on full power and wait until water starts blasting out your nose. Switch of the hose and run around in tight circles until you barf. Then get on your hands and knees and let rip a super water jet turd encrusted fart.

Right on.

.... and Einstein thought human stupidity was infinite. :)

[keystyles]

2:57 : difficult to digest foods such as meat and bread

bread?! your saliva turns bread into sugar. it is possible the easiest and fastest digested food you eat

[JasperAbraxxious]

Nah, they meant to say "Difficult to digest foods such as car keys, fire hydrants and deck chairs." :)

[hallmonitor98]

I bought a home colonic hydrotherpy kit, I will post my results in a few days and if people want I can post the nasties that I find if people want to see that kind of thing

[capetown99]

I read its not a good idea. You could damage the bowel.

Too much water absorbed in the water can be dangerous.

Exercise and eat a healthy diet.

[hallmonitor98]

yeah i did more research and its just a bunch of BS. I messaged people who supposedly did it but no reply. also people who do autopsies say they never seen any kind of buildup in the colon. the only weight people lose is the crap that's hasnt gone out yet, it's just rushed thats all. I can't find one doctor who says it's helpful and i doubt this poster will point me in the right direction. i mean a real MD doctor, specifically one who deals with that part of the body not a naturapath

[jackinla8]

I had this done and it was a real pain in the ass, I couldn't take a dump for 3 days. WARNING: Stay far away from a fat redhead in San Juan Capistrano who refers to herself an expert herbalist /colon-therapist -- she crazy and rough!

[JasperAbraxxious]

Yeah! Right on man. Anywayz, they are doing this the stupid way, it works much better (and faster) if you just jam a vacuum cleaner hose up your arse and suck all the turds out.

You could say, "it's da shit!" :)

[JubalCalif]

I don't want to get ANAL about this, but I ASSume this is cutting edge technology. No BUTTS about it. Sadly, it doesn't answer the question of the age: are there really rings around Uranus? An appropriate musical score for this clip would have been "The Whoopee Cushion Serenade" by Freddie Flatulence & his Five Hot Toots. It's a GAS, man! In the words of the immortal Bard: "Hey dude...who cut da cheese???"

[Pooh1608]

About how long does it usually take?

[JasperAbraxxious]

Depends how many hamsters they find stuck up your arse.

[jackinla8]

45 LONG minutes

[JasperAbraxxious]

Must have been 4 or 5 hamsters.... :)

[pgjr00]

@jackinla8 depends if you like it up the arse!

[lusterwings]

They are great!

[chris09jazz]

Interesting, for the more mature viewers.

[DaveColus]

I have had this done many times i really enjoy iy the first time a small toy car 5 dimes and a ring where found the second time a lot of used condoms god i love these vids

[JasperAbraxxious]

Lol, when I read your post I almost passed out from laughing - seriously, I was on floor. :) Small toy car? Used Condoms? :)

Next time you go let me know if they find my keys up there, they've been missing for a while. :)

[cravenmoorrrrrrrrr]

great job, flushing shit from people's backsides, say some soothing words, play some calming music, think i'll stick to being a plumber...like how about me in workclothes playing "highway to hell" and shoving an electric eel up yur backside, bwahhh haaa!!!!

[portsml]

I found 2 sets of car keys, our missing cat and a set of playing cards, so I would recommend this procedure.

[JasperAbraxxious]

Hey, does one of those sets of car keys have a spatula attached to the keyring?

If so, they're my keys!

[jayjames1978]

I shit after my morning coffee..thats how I stay regular

[cornbruiser]

you people is nuts.

[hgrant007]

How much weight do you lose in this procedue? Is there really 10 lbs of stuff in the colon?? I am 27, good shape, about 5'10" 190 lbs.

What would it cost as well.

[COSMICBUM]

Sure, there's resistance to putting a garden hose up your butt,especially when the cost per.session is $80-$120 - for lasting results a 7-day cleanse with 2 sessions per.day is suggested.

For a procedure that is so simple,effortless,painless and yet so vitally effective it's the solution for the classic middle-aged beer gut. Home,self-directed procedure is best, if serious, buy a colonic board and conduct your own 5-7day cleanses. you will lose weight. but not below your body index mass.

[Shortz106]

Forty five to Ninety bucks a session

[JasperAbraxxious]

You would lose about 8.5 lbs from this procedure.

It will also make your penis larger and your teeth whiter. Your chances of winning the lottery will increase by 72%.

It will also strengthen your anal muscles and increase turd carrying capacity 400 percent. You should be able to store several small children and an assortment of musical instruments internally after undergoing this procedure.

Other proedures I would recommend include full frontal lobotomy and penis to forehead transplant.

[screenflicker1]

I would like to know why medical doctors don't appreciate colonics

[peterm3964]

So you stick a pipe in your ass and pump soapy water up yer ass untill you feell like takin a shit . Then you squrt shitty soapy water out of your ass and This ia a GOOD thing ?

[screenflicker1]

hehe

[ThePinkmess]

It's filtered water - not soap. Don't be ignorant.

[JasperAbraxxious]

No, its Draino. If its good enough to clean out for kitchen pipes, its good enough to clean out MY pipes.

[JasperAbraxxious]

Yeah, its my second favourate thing in the world, after being kicked repeatedly in the nuts by a pair of wingtips. :)

[okoolt]

you stupid humans.. don't you get it.. there are no quick fixes! especially to fix problems that took a long time and a lot of your stupidity and ignorance to create... yes I know I know, you WOULD LIKE TO THINK there are quick fix.. this is because you humans are stupid.. here is the only cure to your ignorance: know thyself.. SUFFER for your sins.. this will cleanse you best! including your filthy colons.. there is no other way, if you think there is, you'll pay sooner or later for it again

[clixsyt]

What are you trying too prove? That us "humans" must suffer in order to be cleansed? And how exactly will knowing thyself clean the colon?

[okoolt]

of course you have to suffer... suffering is the price to pay for ignorance and stupidity.. it's only normal.. natural.. far more natural than your stupid quick fixes for the colon or other problems.. there are no quick fixes.. anything that is a quick fix for a deep problem that took years to build, is again something that sooner or later you will pay for dearly and big way! as for know thyself, well, beauty of that is it's all for you AND YOU ALONE to find out and discover. have fun! :)

[JasperAbraxxious]

Say it loud brotha'!

[Ossadawn]

Link any new product or service to the Ancient Egyptians, and it seems people will believe it. Does anyone have any records at hand to prove that the Ancient Egyptians dabbled with this?

[rogermoore27]

I found a microwave and a hamster after I did my cleansing. I also found a few old friends.

[y2kh8r]

Sounds like you had some sh!++y friends. :)

[rogermoore27]

indeed

[maciejwrotek]

the hamster can be explained, but the microwave ?

[rogermoore27]

this is a water-broom of my ass.

[emekonen]

there are safer ways to do this, there are herbal cleanses that are proven to work. this can be bad on your organs as it is too much fluid.

[BrendanIsCool]

colonics are absolute bullshit

naturpathy and herbal 'medicine' can create actual issues and can worsen exsisting symptoms

[JasperAbraxxious]

Definately. Anyone who thinks sticking crystals on your skin or water up your arse is going to help prevent cancer needs to be hit on the head with a tack hammer repeatedly.

Here I was thinking hippies died out in the 70s....

[mortald]

you though you had a bad job!

[piddleton]

This is tantemount of abuse - there is no evidence that colonic irrigation has health benefits.

[robt97]

I am a colonic hydrotherapist and understand your concerns. However, the practitioner will do a thorough health assessment prior to commencement of treatment to rule out any risk factors such as pre-existing inflammatory bowel disease. During treatment the pressure in the bowel is closely monitored and never even reaches a level that is as high as when you strain to have your bowels opened. Therefore the risk of perforation is extremely low.

[draconian45]

This procedure is so full of shit.

[irasistabelle]

lol

[surfinsafari72]

HAAAA!

[tom1984uk]

LOL. thats great. some sad freaks have rated you down.

+1 for you

[annazoelloyd]

I just love the Australian 'news reader voice'!!

[JasperAbraxxious]

Could be worse, could be a yank or pom. :)

[kingsfan1022]

Robin Quivers always talks about this stuff. Baba Booey!!!

[bronzegriot]

Fa Fa Fouey! Fa Fa Fo Hi!!