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  • Racist in infected!

  • Holy crap that spitter picture freaked me out.

  • coach is having a bad day with the new infected

  • uhh theres wayy more

  • Uh is it just me or is he just attacking the black person

  • wow.. coach is getting owned

  • has anybody noticed the jockes are gigers

  • Spitters are what happens when the zombie virus combines with the Herpes virus to become the Derpes virus.

  • truley, the on special infected you should get ready for is a witch, tank or charger.(if your a pro) (if you die from a spitter, ur bad)

  • This is racist.

  • hey why always go on the black guy >:(!

  • poor coach:(

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  • @sedanshaggy How did they do it befor the ads?

  • @foxonyoutub THEY DIDNT

  • @sedanshaggy Don't you remember the youtube with the porn on it? Becaus they did it with out ads.

  • they say valve add another special infected called haggard?

  • Tank:A muscular zombie to threaten the survivors

    Smoker:He is a zombie that has a long tongue to make the survivor to struggle and when he dies there will be a huge amount of smoke.

    Witch:A zombie that doesn't want to by flash by a flashlight and she also hates being shot at

    Jockey:A zombie that hunts for his lost girlfriend(I dont know)

    Charger:An idiot who only trained his right arm

    Spitter:She spits goo

    Boomer: A zombie that Explodes when shot at because he will turn to 2 pieces

  • The witch... she so sexy. i actually felt sorry for witches at first, i would try not to kill them, after hard rain, i actually couldnt be fucked because there were so many of them there...

  • the spitter looks freaking scary

  • watch this at 12 o clock after playing or watching a zombie movie or game with friends show this to friends close up to screen on full screen and show them have loaded up all the way and press pauase play 2 then have it charge then 5 then let the film roll till the jockey jumps then press 7

  • 1:01... that picture..

  • did the charger got diabetes? or he went to a a boxing trainer to train his charging and smashing?

  • notice that they all go for the black man coach

  • the charger took too much steroids

  • Tank (lots of steroids) :One of his steroids' side effects are rage

    Smoker (ciggarettes...) :Smoke so much his tongue comes out and squeezes you--Jockey (horn-dog) :Jumps on you and humps you--Hunter (mental loser) :He thinks he is a dog so he jumps on people and attacks them--Witch (lonely hooker) : She was a prostitute who never knew what nail-clippers were--Charger (tall hillbilly) :He was a lonely hillbilly who had too much free time with his member--Boomer(fat guy/gal) Throws up and BOOOM!

  • 1:00-1:06 very sexy <3333

  • my question is how are these special infected created

  • @slosh1997 its a game its not real lol

    just to make the game more fun.

  • @TabooMasterWatcher no like how the devolopers got the ideas for these

  • @slosh1997 Creativity :).

  • How to choose your infection when zombies come! :) Tank: Take steroids every day every hour Witch: be a lonely hot chick Spitter: spit boogers out of mouth atleast once a day Hunter: Jump on people and rape them. Boomer: Be a fat guy or girl jockey: be a midgit who rapes peoples faces Smoker: Smoke alot Charger: Masterbate all day Normal infected: do nothing but live your life normally * Rejected infected* Screamer: Give blow jobs Haggard: Stab self
  • @robloxhector678 a screamer was someone who went insane 

  • poor coach...

  • i call the spitter saggy titties

  • oh god that picture of the spitter is so creepy

  • @StarDoze96 charger = masterbater

  • thumbs up if u know they only attacked the black man

  • the jockeys a ginger

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  • why are we looking on couch's but

  • Mr. Jockey, what's the one thing you regret doing most since you became an infected?

    Probably the time I tried to eat that boat propeller...while it was spinning.

  • Why are the l4d2's new special infected kind of gay, u know - charger - masturbation addict, jockey - humper, spitter - whore.

  • what i think the special infected were BEFORE they got infected

    Tank:weight lifter (STRONG)

    Hunter:acrobatic person

    Smoker:smoker

    Witch: Widow

    Charger:very strong hillbilly

    Spitter:Whore

    Jockey:midget

    Boomer:Fat guy/girl

  • @Cracko90 Tanks = steroid addicts

    hunters = creepy guys who play leapfrog on subways

    chargers = chronic masturbators

    spitters = someone with really bad heartburn.

  • Infected realy seem to like coach maybe becuz he is carrying some chocolate ?

  • No jockeys are rapists

  • Tank:Steroid Lover

    Smoker:Smokes Alot

    Witch:Emo Depressed Women

    Hunter:Parkour Freak

    Jockey:Obessed With Candy

    Charger:Masterbates All Day Long

    Spitter:Ugly Stripper

    Boomer:Really Sick Fat Guy/Girl

  • @GlassesKidProduction omg does that mean if i get infected ill be a charger

  • @lamofify sorry my friend... all guys will be chargers...

    (xtreme christians not included)

  • @MrMyvince yay im not left out we can have a charge circle

  • @GlassesKidProduction Correction Boomer = American 

  • @montagemaham wow...your living in america but youre talking about them,nice trolling there

  • @adem1000000 I dont live in america fat asses.

  • @montagemaham hmm.....well in your channel it says you live in america where do you actually live then,Canada?

  • @adem1000000 When i made this account i lived in america now i live in Vancouver.

  • @montagemaham Well I love how youll talk about us and were on the SAME SIDE,and if youll EVER got in to warfare you would be raped and pillaged like native americans if we didnt help you,lmfao.As the saying goes,cut your nose to spite your face.Also im 5 12" and 109 pounds....just sayin

  • @adem1000000 im 6 2" 145 pounds 26 years old and will beat your ass.

  • @montagemaham haha dont bring your fist to a gun fight motherfucker

  • @montagemaham hmmm..........also seems like your lying about yourr age too,if thats the case im 18 200 pounds of rock hard abs and i went over to Canada and had but sex with your mom :D

  • dont get me wrong,fuck America too,but i hate 2 faced canadians (not all) more,and yes that is all muscle though just need some fat AND im in Chinese Kempo,im not afraid to kick your ass my friend,but i perfer colt .45s still

  • @adem1000000 You need guns i will kick your ass with my hands and feet.

  • @montagemaham hmmm.....i know chinese kempo and karate(not kung fu though wich is awsomme) do you REALLY think you could beat me wieght and muscle matters none if you cant fight(and or if your a two faced canadian)you might as well be kimbo slice,and another thing your going to fly allllllllll the way down to Chi-town to kick my ass? well heres my adress 619 W. 35th Av. Ill be waiting !!

  • @adem1000000 Why would i waste money to kick your ass there is no need to spend my money to murder someone.

  • @montagemaham Ahhhh......arent you the cutest little lying troll! i think you should go back under that bridge and calm down that nerd rage son.sinnce pretty much everything i know your lying about,and like i said with out atleast formal training in some type of ground fighting style like jui jitsu or judo you would NOT be able to beat me up,how many times do I have to tell you that?

  • @adem1000000 How many times do i have to tell you that i can kick you ass no matter how weak or "strong" you say you are. I have a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-jitsu. I work out at a gym 5 times a week for 3 hours. No matter how young or old you are i will beat your ass.

  • @montagemaham Ohhhhh.....ok after i told you the weaknes of karate (not chinese kempo) APPARENTTLY your a motherfucking ninja huh ?If you knew that you would no my weakness and you would have BEEN said that and nothing some good sprawl tactics and clinch work wont handle,so stop trollin,leave me the hell alone

  • @montagemaham hmm..mabye i should go into more detail,chinese kemo is karate but to me,i feel it would be a stronger form of defense(even though still very weak) against a ground fighting style i know both american styled karate and chinese kempo,learning jui jitsu wich is a peacful style LIKE chinese kempo thats why I know your lying because you tried to envoke a fight(that we couldnt fight anyway)so please,for your good,stop while youre ahead

  • @montagemaham 145 pounds at 6 feet 2? lol

  • @GlassesKidProduction no well i think the tanks a gorrila mutated :I

  • @GlassesKidProduction she aint depressed shes just goin throu her period when the infection came now she cant get off it lol

  • Zawmbiez hatez Coach :o

  • The jockey looks like a crack addict

  • i would rather play g mod!

  • what about hunter, smoker, boomer, tank, screamer and whicth

  • Wheres my mom? Thumbs up if you agree.

  • I just hate when i start the game then a second after i start it a fucking charger pins me down...

  • if the spitter swallows as well as she spits, i might just tap dat

  • @Pimpmastahanhduece you must have really low standards to even consider it.

  • i think the witch is worse they r a one shot and there fast

  • i hate jokey and witch

  • top 10 most powerful and annoying special infected:

    1.tank

    2.witch

    3.charger

    4.jockey

    5.hunter

    6.boomer

    7.smoker

    8.spitter

  • Jocky = head humper

  • those zombies must really hate black people

  • @All looking for smoker + tank; They were in the first L4D.

  • um wheres smoker and tank?

  • Wtf, I come to watch this and there is some black guy advertising about pizza and milk.

  • They missed out the tank, witch, boomer, smoker ect.

  • The Infected Must Hate Coach :D

  • the picture of the spitter gave me a heart attack

  • @jonniekees me to

  • Coach said CHARGER IZ SPAI!

  • hì_ì_feèl_s0_l0nély_tødáy

  • @StarDoze96 Nah :/

  • Charger.... Cause of too much masturbation

    

  • spitter che sckif

  • football 0:48-0:58

  • Thumbs up if you noticed that the Charger had a boner :D

  • @MrQWERTY56789 It gets turned on by slamming people into the ground, apparently.

  • @WafflezDay lol he orgazms buy hurtıng people?

  • @MrQWERTY56789 Oh my god it does!! XD

  • @MrQWERTY56789 why do you think his "right arm" is so huge!?

  • @101cgk He wanks 2 much THats why its so big

  • @101cgk Cause.... Charger = The Chronic Masturbator

  • @MrQWERTY56789 kids..

  • @MrQWERTY56789 where.

  • cool but RELLY crrepy RELLY CREEPY

  • spitter looks like medeiros (REC)

  • note: the Jocky- what coppercab would look like as a zombie.

    the charger- you know what they say about people with big hands

  • Fuck, the Charger mush have brutal wanks

  • the new infected's faces might give me nightmares...

  • O_o now I know what the jockey came from, an old man!

  • you missed the female boomer

  • Ellis: IS THIS THING HUMPING ME?!

    Nick: Ah..I bet you'd- FUCK THE CHARGER! IT'S GOT ME!

  • 1:03 is my girlfriend

  • When the jockey jumps on you, it reminds me of a dancing banana. I don't even know why O-O

  • where is the tank? the hunter? the smooker? the witch?

  • @0lezuziusz0 only the new infected maybe?

  • 182 ppl go hard when they saw spitter

  • when i first saw the spitter... o_o

    thumbs up if you freaked out at first sight at a spitter

  • @joefoe3579 nope.avi

  • they should really make left 4 dead for ps3

  • coach's luck isnt so great... FIRST he got mauled by a charger, SECOND he got back raped by a jocky, THIRD he got spat on by a spitter...

    poor coach

  • my fav is charger

  • 1:03 O RLY?

  • teh witch must nicks x-wife :b

  • I LOVE THIS GAME I PLAY IT EVERY DAY OF EVERY SECOND OF EVERY YEAR!

    oh and im 31 and still live with my mom :D

  • lol it looks like when the charger pummels the suvivor the other zombies try too stop the charger

  • what about clowns

  • The spitter: That is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life

  • the chargers should stop mastermating

  • @babyboy377 lol :DD

  • they should make a terorrist type of zombie that blows him self up lol

  • @DiRtYsNoWmAn69 isn't that what a boomer does?

  • I once got dive tackled off of a roof by a Charger. It was my first time playing L4D2. I still have flashbacks.

  • poor coach....

  • The charger. "That must be the feller that masturbates all day".

  • Go here for awesome commentaries! /watch?v=rcFhnv9A5Do.

    I'm sorry , I <3 promoting.

  • Does anyone know what track is playing in the background?

  • @Undomaranel its the sound you hear when you start l4d2 sometimes play a different sound track :)

  • hah, charger masterbated too much with his right hand

  • Before the apocalypse the jockey was Qlen Quagmire

  • @EAsportz1 as in the rapist in family guy?

  • @Beytrainer99 Yes my child

  • pause at 0:51 coach's ass lol

  • @Beytrainer99 Whos Qlen?

  • @forrestfire1012 I meant to say Glen mkay

  • lol at 0:10 Ellis' face is blocked byt the L4D2 sign lol

  • love l4d2 and 1 but dont have it

  • i think the charger is the undertaker in disguise. Chokeslam after chokeslam

  • song?

  • hmmm

    Charger = FOOTBALL!!!

  • you forgot the witch bride.

  • @sCeNeMuTt Is that supposed to be a funny comment? Who would want to be the Girl that was gona get Married to Justin Bieber? A.K.A. Lucifer :D

  • @forrestfire1012 no it's not supposed to be funny it's an acutal new witch on Left 4 Dead 2 in The Passing

  • @sCeNeMuTt Its a Non-Playable Infected, the New Witch is teh Wandering, its the same wich, Only different Clothing.

  • @forrestfire1012 i've played as it before ._.

  • Apparently the jockey is gay because there is no man/zombie that dresses like that...

  • Tank= Steroid user who got his testies shrunken

    Boomer=Stupid American who got addicted to eating mcDonalds

    Witch=" Make me a sandwhich, Hoe"

    Charger= Fap Fap Fap

    Hunter= Street gang raper

    Spitter=Yo Mama...

    Smoker=Cough cough Ima tickle you with mah tounge :3

    Jockey= DONT FREAKIN CALL ME MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!

    Horde= Brainz?

  • @BallisticFat why the fuck are americans always the fat asses? i know like 5 fat people in the city i live in.

  • @ghostluver711 its just a stereotype like irish people always being drunk or british eating crumpets and having bad teeth

  • CHUCK NORRIS = JIMMY GIBBS

  • Spitter picture = Welcome back nightmares.

  • poor coach

  • tank= LEROY JENKINS

  • @sonex1203 No, Its LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­RRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINS!!!

  • I bought l4d2 but i think if i play it ill shit my pants

  • @ecn2000 lol i think ill buy l4d2 now :D but not sh*t my pants.

  • i hate the jocky