Portal 2 - Investment Opportunity #1: Panels (2011) OFFICIAL | FULL-HD

[Deltaleader36]

lasers are red

portals are blue

im not good at rhymes

washing machine

[Myjapan4ever]

I ordered a crusher, and it's been serving me well ever since.

I'd like to see that cat just TRY to piss on my lawn again.

[TransformerLover360]

Portals are Red,

Portals are blue,

that is a crusher,

we sell them too.

[Aemni1]

@TransformerLover360 shut up and take my money!

[MrUmbraxor]

press 7 for instant crush

[WeaPoNLi154]

tengo que tener ya ese juego

[TheSchweetGal]

0:32 "MASHY SPIKE PLATE"

[iamcats9]

Do he 6 wait for way 7 thing then after 1 second press 7 again after 1 second again it KEEPS CRUSHIN HIM

[iamcats9]

press and hold 5 for a fart of DOOM

[EM3ERS]

That is not a panel... that's a crusher, we sell them too. lmao

[isuckatstarcraft96]

the dislike bar is the size of justin bieber's dick

[CongueSilveira]

Press F298215

[Leroy51684]

Press F12 wait him say way than press F13....

[msh11201996]

@Leroy51684 Then press Alt + F4

Are you still there?

[Leroy51684]

@msh11201996 I see you...

[MrJayson1997]

@Leroy51684 fail

[zomibiezzzzzzzzzzzzz]

lol

[CBAwiththisshit]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

That is a crusher,

We sell them too.

[rekzzak]

@CBAwiththisshit wow you copy other's comments to make thumbs ups

[CBAwiththisshit]

@rekzzak No, I actually hadn't realised that someone else had done it already at the bottom of the comment page. In fact, I noticed this after I posted the comment. I felt a tad bit silly.

[GhostMembers]

Press 4

Wait 2 sec

Press 7

[dutacvhery]

hey, How can you buy a crusher. How much do they cost in $

[XxfreekillingxX]

press 7..

now thats what is going to happen to those 2 idiots who dislike this vid

[999supercoolguy999]

0:32 That is not a panel... erm, thats a crusher. We...sell them too.

[KXDJFu]

The Aperture Science Industrial-Grade Plates have been known to cause moderate to severe bodily damage, including broken bones, concussions, lacerations, and death. Please refrain from being in close proximity to the Aperture Science Industrial-Grade Plates as their damage is not covered by conventional medical insurance plans.

[GuttenSnorre]

the lesson of the day: look forward when you are running onto panels Aperture Sciense has made.

[sErgEantaEgis12]

Roses are red, violets are blue, that's a crusher, we sell those too.

[ThisGuyStephen]

he didnt say were done here!

[collinbollin]

i used to buy pannels, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[tehFalcon140000]

@collinbollin I used to make arrow to the knee jokes but then i got a life.....

[MrSeriousgamer101]

dear santa.............

[razer282]

Roses are red, violets are blue, that was just a crusher, we sell them too.

[ejku1]

this is not a CRUSHER, it is PANEL we sell them too..

[Tonseren]

AWESOME!

[TheSandCorp]

did anyone notice that the portal gun didnt get crushed?

[DarylKT]

press 8 repeatedly for "sell them too" loop :)

[thewolf1229]

That is not a crusher

Just Chuck Testa.

We sell him too

[Bojoojo]

"That is not a panel, it's a crusher we sell them too"

[lolisan123]

OMFG if you put transcribe audio on, youtube actually knows the word aperture!

0:10

[Thyst23234]

@lolisan123 That's probably because the word aperture existed before Portal. It's a term used in optics- a hole through which light travels. The name Aperture Science actually correlates with their logo- in cameras, an aperture stop is a type of shutter that looks a lot like the Aperture Science logo in Portal.

This is just a little did you know bit, not anything meant to be offensive or demeaning- your comment is indeed true.

Whee I'm a geek.

[lolisan123]

@Thyst23234 wow thats a cool not-so-little fact

[userID642]

keep pressing 7 XD

[TheUberman231]

:( poor atlas he smashed into the wall then he was crushed

[GLaDOSmastter]

press 6 wait him say way then press 7

[ParanoidToaster]

@GLaDOSmastter You know, the video does that already.

[GLaDOSmastter]

@ParanoidToaster i know but thats more fast and i thought its more funny cus its instantly

[TheOnlyBlueStopSign]

Thats funny, how is there magically the exact same top two comments on another video except with about 5x more likes , like they were there before these two. Thats weird, don't you agree?

[CrazyKaliKids]

I ordered one Aperture panel not long ago and now my TV hangs on it... sweet investment

[Bluedino549]

@CrazyKaliKids I got a crusher! It helped me to get rid of my lil' bro when annoying me again!

[Avkinen]

@CrazyKaliKids I ordered one too for my TV and now it is in pieces, because it wasn't a panel, it was a crusher.

[steventan94]

0:26 Aperture brand panels will assist your test subject every step away.

0:30 [Fail] XD

[steventan94]

This is a test chamber

Four walls, ceiling in the floor.

Good enough for science

NOT APERTURE SCIENCE!

[psyteamZ]

i rofl'd

[mdesgagne88]

Damn top comments are the same. SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FUNNY!

[shelledmule]

@mdesgagne88 Something funny

[jazavz]

Dubstep panels.

[tomhas10]

So... where you want the cheque sent to?

[mexuza]

wheres the combustable lemons investment oppotunity?

[siren10101]

make a movie i wanna see

[Smartalek101]

DANG I GOTTA GET ME SOME CRUSHERS!!!!!

[DominantStringAblaze]

That is NOT a crusher...It's a MASHY SPIKE PLATE!!!!

[faolan1313]

@DominantStringAblaze If only they shot out fire, maybe more people would of bought them and cave wouldn't of gone bankrupt. Shame really.

[Gemitri94]

@DominantStringAblaze

we sell them too

[djangosp2]

@DominantStringAblaze smashy...

[AloraBenacro1984]

@DominantStringAblaze LOOK OUT SPIKE PLATE! HERE COMES ARISTOTLE!

[racer927]

@DominantStringAblaze No a MASHY SPIKE PLATO!!!

[TheAeroMechanic]

@DominantStringAblaze Aristotle would know.

[HolyHelljumper117]

@DominantStringAblaze Wheatley always wanted those.

[LittleL2222]

0:26 to 0:30 i peed my pants

[Shadic951]

I need these in my house.

[djangosp2]

thumbs up for ghostbusters the videogame sound at begining

[epicawesomenessish]

@djangosp2 dude i fruckin luv ghostbusters and i heard that too !!!!!!!!! :D

[HcmJames]

Gentlemen! BEHOLD! PANELS!

[jonaskill555]

0:30 aperture demonstraision how to kill your self.

[LovesCookies1]

...That's not a crusher.

That's a mashy spike plate.

[Tandereeno]

0:29 TROLL!

[shelby4369]

that is not a panel. that's a SMASHY SPIKE PLATE!! we sell them too.

[HypoEeveeBlackAngel]

Are they great for holding in children?!

[MijetGummiBear]

This is a test chamber. 4 walls, ceiling and a floor. Good enough for science. ENNNH! Not Aperture Science!

[godsblessingsmusic]

See new personality 2 on youtube.com / or google.com God's Blessings No Holding Me Down

[roman11777]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

That's a crusher

We sell them too.

[MinecraftMapCenter]

@roman11777 Way to go to copy an old comment.

[connorNcharlie]

@roman11777 theonly person to actually deserve a thumbs up

[awesomefagget]

@roman11777 that rimes cool!

[shelledmule]

@roman11777 Rose are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van

[apard7]

@shelledmule doesnt rythme

[shelledmule]

@apard7 So?

[apard7]

@shelledmule supposed to ryme

[shelledmule]

@apard7 No it's not

[apard7]

@shelledmule yes ti is, its a ryme, and people edit it. but its suposed to ryme,

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You like dicks and are full of poo

[shelledmule]

@apard7 It;s supposed to rhyme, but that's why RARVABIHAGGITV is funny. Fucktard

[apard7]

@shelledmule wtf is rarvabihaggitv?

[shelledmule]

@apard7 The abriviation of my poem

[apard7]

@shelledmule oh and rarvabihaggitv isnt funny, its stupid, it makes me think of 1 a rapist and 2 a serious stalker... and 3 a ganster that wasnt to killyou and torture you in a van.

[shelledmule]

@apard7 That's the fucking point

[apard7]

@shelledmule oh... so your a rapist a murderer and a stalker?

[shelledmule]

@apard7 Have you been tested for mental retardation? Tell your doctor I sent you

[apard7]

@shelledmule yes i actually have, i dont have anything mental and im not redarded :) im not like other 11 yr olds, i dont rage when picked on, i have a immunity to trolls, they dont effect me, EG spawnkilling in halo, i just sit there and try to killthem and i dont rage :D oh yeah, and your a UberRarder(rapist+murderer and a stalker) oh and this is fun :D

[shelledmule]

@apard7 I think the test results were wrong

[apard7]

@shelledmule What's so Mentally retarded here? Oh you i know, YOUR MOM! XD

[AbbysCorner]

@apard7

Oh yes, I see now, you are now the most mature 11 year old on the internet. Mental retardation jokes are so funny, look at me forgetting to laugh.

If you're going to be on the internet, then at least grow up and learn some respect. No one wants to deal with your shit. If you feel like you're too cool for that, get off the internet and go into your little time-out chair where you belong.

[shelledmule]

@apard7 My mom is dead you fucker

[UpsSyndrome]

@shelledmule Good, that bitch can go to hell for all i care.

[shelledmule]

@UpsSyndrome What the fuck is wrong with you? This isn't even your conversation

[apard7]

@shelledmule Your mom isnt the only one dead, my mom is dead and i recentally lost 2 guinea pigs and guess what? dont feel bad for yourswlf you retard, about 10 poeple die every second,

[shelledmule]

@apard7 You're a heartless cold fucking retarded bitch

[punn213]

@shelledmule guys stop arguing and enjoy the damn video

[shelledmule]

@punn213 Hey, stop telling us what to do and enjoy the fucking video

[apard7]

@shelledmule im not retarded and im not cold and heartless, i love my parent and family, , oh yeah and, i had fun ^ . ^ It Was Nice Trolling you.

[shelledmule]

@apard7 If you loved your parents and family you would understand why you're a cold and heartless bitch

[apard7]

@shelledmule im so sorry fo being such a bitch :< Karma Struck earlier, i broke my ankel... Im sorry :/ I really mean it! im truely sorry,

[shelledmule]

@apard7 Riiiight

[apard7]

@shelledmule im serious! i beg your forgiveness!

[ipwnallnubscuzirock]

@roman11777 Your comment made my day.

[Kyoobur9000]

@roman11777

Portals are orange

Portals are blue

Though your poem has no portals,

at least it rhymes.

[DanLordyRF]

0:26 reminds me of simon from the yogscast...

i dont know why ...

[killersrke]

1 people get killed by a crusher ! XD

[KenshiImmortalWolf]

@killersrke great use of plural for singular

[VateranTroll]

/watch?v=RTjXYO_6hWY

[xX3twoXx]

ROBOT ABUSE

[CaveMrJohnson]

Is it weird that when I want to post a comment the security code was RATogridg....RAT.....RATMANN..­..blew my mind

[loweydude220]

That's not a crusher, it's a mashy spike plate!

[SuperGoose64]

Pause this video at 0:00 and start this video at 10 seconds /watch?v=1-ypr1T8pb8&feature=c­hannel_video_title play both at the same time and enjoy. :D

[jjbodewes]

0:28 Atlas said D'oh!

[maao290785]

@jjbodewes homer? is that you?

[Flo19996]

I want my house made of those :D

[SidRulz100]

0:32 SOMEBODY EDIT THAT SCENE WITH A WILHELM SCREAM!

[jeusmax123]

roses are red

violets are blue

thats a crusher

we sell them too!

[GYSgamer]

Why do these guys at apature science keep breaking stuff???

[SilentMassacre123]

@GYSgamer BECAUSE IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF SCIENCE! THAT'S WHY!

[GYSgamer]

@SilentMassacre123 XD

[DemonicFlea]

Theres actually two walls and a floor

[RadaMcLaren32C]

Tell you what, as soon as i heard the Turret say "i'm different", i hauled ass to rescue it :3

[TheArtsCountess]

I feel so bad for Atlas and P-Body. XD Oh well, at least they can always be rebuilt.

[justinmaster1]

We just bought our Aperture Brand Panels! We love it! With one touch of a button it reconfigured our living room to just how we needed it! And when our Aunt Gertrude came in our Aperture Brand Turrets shot him to death... Also, The Crusher!

[blitzkrik255]

@justinmaster1 YOUR AUNT IS A HE????

[117starpower]

"that is not a panel... that's a crusher... we sell them too."XD i just love these trailers!!!!!!!XD

[killerSkeleton]

I love how Atlas and P-Body speak lol

[gultask]

at 0:30 the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device didn't get crushed

[eriinthehedgehog22]

@gultask Didn't need to damage any expensive equipment :D

[ShoopDaWoosh]

Aristotle versus MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

[Alundra73]

Right before Atlas got crushed i SWEAR he said "Trololol" then *crushed*

[supermeep2d]

@Alundra73 seriously

[Alundra73]

@supermeep2d Yea. Too much Rainbow Trololol :/

[nekohikarihikaru]

Cave Johnson does farmers commercials too :D

[4EverGooners]

At 0:23 , just before they get crushed they Atlas and P-Body are all ' lets do this'

[456weirdman]

thats not a panel thats a lemon life gives you that too

[novantha1]

i would buy a crusher if only to have an easier method of making mashed potatos

[PickledCabages]

HOORAY MASHY SPIKE PLATE.

[aGreenCuriousCat]

can you downloads these vids legally?? (and HOW?) cus I just love them!

[conor1x]

how much for a crasher?

[conor1x]

um ok people make sure to talk me out if i try to go to apater sinece [soz about spellings]

[mazeman90]

0:25 Safe?

[PurpleKaabii]

Crusher? You mean MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

[TheEmanfang2]

NO ATLAS...I don't really care

[pivotmasterDM1]

0:29 - 0:34 atlas: you dick.

[titus161]

This looks a Pixar movie.

[ChipmunkiousD]

@titus161 it would be awesome if there was a Portal movie

[ssgtjet]

0:24 poor robot

[TheRetardedK]

@ssgtjet What about at 0:31 ?

[TheNetVistaComputer]

@TheRetardedK because pixar use source

[azz666]

canyon.mid

[scuttassassin]

Aperture Science interior decorator for evil lairs

[Zyg11zag]

0:23 safe...

orly?

[L4z1n3zz]

"This is a test chamber. 4 walls, ceiling and the floor. Good enough for science...

NOT APERTURE SCIENCE!"

[noble3126b]

That is not a panel. That's a crusher. We sell them too.

Where can I get me one?

[YoungJusticeRobin]

1 person is not an aperture scientist.

[taiyo888]

WHOMP

"...That is not a panel. That's a crusher. We sell them too."