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  • celicas are for mexicans

  • you said Bigbang but you had 2PM on. lol

  • i like how wen u cant see his face he sounds black :P

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  • Bigbang ftw!

  • Funny shit

  • indeed, u aint a baller unless u drive ur car at 120 mph.

  • coolest asian guy eever

  • the 52 dislikes where from females

  • too jokes

  • LMFAAAAOOOOOOOO aww man this vid is getting saved lmao ... sooooooooooo funny lmao. I was dyin on how he was able to say everything without cryin out laughin !!!! lmao !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • no one do any of this..........this guy us a retard and is just showing you how to fuck up your car

  • @83tubby This guy is a comedian, calm the fuck down

  • @83tubby he makes funny videos RETARD

  • MAN! we're gonna burst our car up, if we ever start on 5th gear nor 6th xD hahaha!

  • You're not baller if you wear converse. baller's obviously wear New Balance.

  • nobody wants a toyota celica.. ahahhaha

  • I'm a ricer, you tell me to turn off the video yet, your car is a ricer too? lmao

    And start the car without using the clutch, you sneaky mofo. lol

  • who's this wigger

  • "clutch is there to cockblock" lol

  • I'm gonna sell my truck and buy stick shift a car. This has inspired me. Thanks

  • 50 people arnt ballas

  • tc rims on a celica! yeeeeeee

  • LOLOLOL

    you said put on Big Bang music but i hear 2PM's again & again in the background xDxDxD

  • I don't have to use the clutch to start my car so I guess I'm a baller. lol.

  • My mustang gets more bitches then this guy and I don't think you have 6 gears I think you were in R

  • celicas dont have 6 gears....

  • @fordranger1345 try again

  • @fordranger1345 Yes they do. Celica GT-S Look it up next time.

  • DAMN, I DRIVE A PRIUS.

  • I like how you said to turn up Big Bang, but I hear 2PM's Again and Again in the background.

  • @orangeteddybearpen love how you know that song

  • Make sure you're drivin' a stick, cuz if you're drivin' automatic, you're automatically not ballin'. Lol

  • No wonder i don't get bitches in moist mode, I have an auto :(

  • Still love this video 2 years later :P

  • ricer?? is that an asian?

  • @1985guy1985 Not a ricer ... sexy celica. i jizzed when i saw his car.

  • asian who listens to big bang? imagine that happening! 

  • Fucking Stupid Ass Mutha Fucker

  • can i be baller with a smart car?!?!?!?....no

  • ''And the second...u need a car. How u ballin without a car''

    hahaha lol 0:39 - 0:45

  • LMAO!!! REALLY???

  • My nigga you are driving a Toyota Celica, you is not Ballin!

  • Asians gotta make up for their penis size, with a manual Stick because you need a stick to make them moist.... lmao BALLER!

  • im a baller

  • FUCK my car has a dent XD

  • So if I'm a female that can drive stick...does that mean I put bitches in moist mode? Think so...

  • Clutches cock block lol awesome vid

  • I really thought I'd regret watching this... I was wrong, now I'm a baller

  • @aflockofmusic2 man up yu mofo :L

  • holy shit... do u not have any friends that tell you you shouldnt do this stuff? this aint funny and this aint serious.

  • @3addictingwhitepants

    You have no sense of humor, and this video was made for a joke. Stop hatin

  • @theleftoverrice yeaaaaaaaaa.. about that.. its not that i dont have a sense of humor... its just that this kid thinks its funny to make black stereotypical jokes and act like a tool.

  • @aflockofmusic2 Shut the fuck up dude? Its a damn video, are you gonna cry?

  • Loll, we Asians all have to have a Toyota..

  • Do these people think they are funny? I'm not even mad. But the mentality of these people are unbelievable.

  • Driving a Toyota sports car is an automatic fail!

  • @aflockofmusic2 driving a supra is a fail? i think not.

  • @neweditionmaterial There are only two modern sports cars in the market today, The Ford Mustang and the Dodge Challenger, anything else is not really a sports car but a waste of money.

  • @aflockofmusic2 typical american muscle loving freak, u mad o what?

  • @AsianStvex typical biased idiot, americans invented cars, and even though in the 90's american cars were inferior to japanese cars, it is quite the opposite today, read the reviews, do the research, and get the facts straight, you'll find that american companies such as ford can be the best if they want to be. Japanese cars may have been a little better before, but they are not anymore. And they look like fucking shit? who the fuck wants to drive around in an egg?

  • @aflockofmusic2 y u mad lol

  • @aflockofmusic2 y u mad lol

  • @aflockofmusic2 y u mad lol

  • @aflockofmusic2 oh yea, i forgot a lambo a farrari or a corvette arent sport cars anymore

  • @imortaltechniqueVEVO Those are for italians and weirdos

  • @aflockofmusic2 No, your just a typical dumbass.

  • @imortaltechniqueVEVO coming from the guy who probably drives a sushi boat or some euro trash car.

  • @aflockofmusic2 haha, why would you even assume something about someone you dont know, i drive a mustang by the way.

  • @imortaltechniqueVEVO I don't really care anymore

  • before being a baller yo have to learn to talk correctly dude...

  • looks like 43 people don't know what it means to be a baller

  • 2pm!! AGAIN AND AGAIN! HAHAHA...

  • whats the intro music can you please tell me thanks

  • Moist Mode. haha

  • Wait is this for real or a joke, I'm not sure but yeah it has to be joke. Do people really think like this, boy I hope not. Worried what others think of you, must be insecurity? Kid is thinking " am I doing this right, I hope I am cause I want to look COOL".

  • Get bitches in moist mode! good stuff!

  • He says no ricers aloud... but he is driving a ricer...

  • @jawsweaver ricers are people. mostly mexicans with honda with only bodykits and gay pin stripes. everything is visual and ugly visual at that

  • stfu ur not a baller stupid ass bitch

  • i have that same gps lol

  • Hahhahaa ur funny as shitt man! good video

  • 0_o do you ACTUALLY talk like this?

  • dude thats badass

  • @SnakierGrizzly wow he's sooooooo cool, I "want" to be just like him. WOW!!!!

  • 41 people just made 430 enemies

  • What car do you drive I can't tell what type it is.

  • @SaiukoKun looks like a cellica

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol ladies. you turn me on

  • It Ain't my fault im baller and she wanted me lolz

  • you drive a fuckin ricer dumbass!!

  • "You gonna get bitches in moist mode." LMFAO!!!!

  • 2PM yes!!

  • Im fucked...i only have five gears. I cant be ballin....

  • I love how you tell us to turn on Big Bang but you turn on 2PM lol.

  • lol if u drive an automatic u automatically not ballin

  • can anyone explain to me what "baller" means?? english is not my native languaje so i don't understand this term

  • @forgefwa If you don't speak English, you ain't ballin'.

  • @drki11joy123 ¬¬' i speak english, but i learned, i didn't born with it

  • @forgefwa Baller is sumone with who is cool && has money well its a hard to explain

  • Lol turn on some 2PM!!

    I love you car dude!

  • ummmm.... i use my iphone to open and start my car... is that baller enough?

  • lmao that's 2pm not big bang xD

  • hahahaha moist mode

  • moist mode lol

  • NO CD PLAYER!!! YOU AINT NO BALLER

  • rename this video to " how to break your car"

  • NO I EPIK HIGH IS THE SHIT

  • I NEVER HEARD a japanese nigger before

  • @djd6973 are you a retard... he isnt even Japanese

  • oh man, i wanna be just like you when I grow up l0l

  • yo son im following all the steps to be a baller im working on the 6th gear dont have one down pat just yet lol

  • LOL

  • everyone should see this bitchin video. i never realized the parking brake looked like a boner

  • LMAO

  • lmfao....clutch is just there to cock block hahahha

  • LOL

  • LOL, i love this video! it's freaking hilarious!

    i love the part at the end where it's like "once you turn that car back on, it says ladies you turn me on....alright"

  • Haha it's a GT =). Speedo doesn't have 160 MPH mark is how you can tell. Haha but seriously that's a pretty clean kit on it.

  • LAWL! You tell us to turn the Big Bang music on and then you listen to 2PM xD

  • hahaha i guess im not baller then

  • Go 6th. First.

    Yaah.

    I feel youu.

    My first mistake.

    ._.''

  • @driftbuddy 1. You can't spell. 2.He was joking but you too slow to get that. 3.Yes you can, it depends on the car, well idk if its my prelude that fucked up or what but i can start it on neutral without a clutch.

  • whatever helps u sleep at night im not gonna get into a argument wit u cuase i know im right. BYE!!!

  • nice celica....

  • haha dis guy is a clown - funny shit he prolly still stallin in 6th

  • haha ricers will never be bawlers! ITS TRUE

  • "Put that shit to 6th gear straight away"

  • u go straight to 6th gear is a good way to wear down the clutch

  • if you driving an automatic, you automatically not ballin.

  • @bygmikeee Damn right!

  • what a crack of a video...haha....

  • "Better throw up that Big Bang," *2PM is heard in the background* LOL you're very baller.

  • holy shit..is that ur car?

  • lmaooooo, hella funny bro

  • ur tips are great!... for fucking up a car.

  • whoa.

    stutter.

  • hahah

    i hear 2pm!!!!!!!!!

  • lolz i thot ur turning into peter chao xD

  • whats a baller?

  • someone who plays with ppl balls...jks ...''gansta''..i guess

  • someone who plays with balls. lmao.

  • this is hilarious

  • omfg.

  • OH DAMN, A CELICA.

    aka dream car xD

  • ricer is an asian driver LOL

  • no it aint dopey its someone that drives a jap car

  • Ricers are ppl who mod their car like shit

  • You either blind or not balling coz he sure does have a CD player idk wtf u talking about.

  • all i seen was a tape player at first but he still needs a upgrade its factory

  • whats a ricer?

  • a car that looks fast but is slow and the driver

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  • Lol "Moist mode"? That shit was funny son.

  • you mean senor?

  • what are ricers?

  • a car that looks fast but has a stock motor and is slow...its basiccly a poser

  • this video is the shizzlegizingar! lol

  • haha, dont be a ricer. and the second the guy with the celica does anything to his car he can be called a ricer. lol

  • greatest excuse in the world "I have a medical excuse"

  • rofl u see that clutch dont worry bout that shit its a cock block :D

  • Funny shit!

  • "you see that clutch? yeah dont worry 'bout that shit" hahahaha

  • Sorry to ruin your "baller " status but your Celica is a GT, so It's only a 5 speed, not 6. Ask me how I knew and I would tell you that I own a GT-S, so ya... sorta hard to be balling when you start in reverse, lol. Just giving you a hard time :)

  • what kind of car is that

  • Toyota Celica

  • LOL

    "LADIES YOU TURN ME ON"

    what are the chances of them getting that.

    wouldnt they think your car is fuhked up LOL.

  • TURN ON SOME BIG BANG!!!

    wait, 2PM?! lol

  • @nen6425 haha i was thinking the exact same thing... i was like YAY last farewell... wait ..., isnt this again and again lol

  • only thing i liked in this video is the talk about bithches in moist mode hahahah:D

  • lmfao this shits funny make more, like how to be a baller other than cars

  • Baller with a big ass stick lol

  • lol ur talking funy in this vid im srry but this kind of voice talk does not fit u

  • THIS SHIT IS HILLARIOUS!

  • lol, u have a medical excuse. and start in 6th gear. funny. and thats a GT? i have a GT-s with leather seats and interior blue neons. but its an automatic. so im not "baller". lol