The Derridian Paradox

[Lallapalalable]

1:07-line 4: an obese woman

[randyhelzerman]

Man, too bad about that woman who lathed your carrot into baby carrots. Was her name Dole-orous?

[theowarner]

Ha!

I hope you're well.

[M4ruta]

Glad to see the fourth installment of this delightful prose, theo. :)

By the way, how's that novel coming along?

[theowarner]

terribly.

[MpowerdAPE]

my brain feels mad with indecision and pathetically viscous.

damn you theo, damn you.

5 stars

[benhawk]

Very, very playful. I am not certain that I can sort out if this will make a différance to Derridian cultists or not, but lets hope so!

[HonestDiscussioner]

I've always known you've had a sick mind Theo, but you seem to have sickness on the mind here. :-)

[Sekto]

This is somethin'

This right here.

It's somethin'

[xccmx]

There are like a really, really fucked up version of mad libs. I love it.

[Dragmack]

you're funny and eloquent. thank you.

[theowarner]

No, thank you, sir.

[apolloxias]

Theo, don't drop acid.

[Nhurm]

utterly brilliant mate. I haven't laughed so fulsomely in eons. спасибо

[theowarner]

Thanks!

[gonyea12]

What the hell!?

Was that a mad lib?

[TimCubUAkbar]

I have to admit, I was mad with anticipation, but pathetically yearning for another episode, when this gem of a video came to my subscriptions box. Huzzah!

[DrFoolishit]

you really hate fat chicks eh.

[theowarner]

On the contrary.

[DrFoolishit]

maybe its just when there killing children i guess?

[fauyd]

Is this an homage to Derrida, or just making fun of him? I cant tell.

[vince19811981]

W  T F ????????

[InfectedDaemon]

Theo: Is there a point in repeating the analogy of a fat woman smothering a child three times in a row?

I doubt that they are a paragraph apart. Repeating it so many times makes it sound cheap. Remember, a good word and a good phrase should only be used once per book.

If you keep using that analogy, maybe you should tie it in with a side story, so that the repetition is a reference to a trauma of the main character.

[raindog951]

I thinkj it was deliberate. Made me laugh, even if it wasn't intentional.

[theowarner]

Yeah... pretty deliberate.

[raindog951]

This is very good writing. Better than Woody Allen in my opinion. Had me laughing out loud a lot!

[theowarner]

It's very kind of you. Thanks!

[ronaldec7]

Very funny

..and for you I am thumbing the yellow pages for a doctor to help...

You will thank and curse now, later and all points in between.

[bigbabyj37130]

Mental masturbation can be fun lol.

[theowarner]

When I touch you, I dream about myself.

[phenixwryter]

That's the best I've read since Hunter Thompson. : )

[keithmoslak]

Your best yet.

[NATEandtheMONKEY]

Thank you sir.

You have placed my mind into a fantastic place wich to spend the rest of my day.

[rarrmonkey]

I drank Apple Sours and ate Spaghetti Bolognese with Richard Dawkins who was mad with Type 2 diabetes, conspiring to commit us to a future without bloodshed.

[Hooya2]

Things that make you say 'lolwut?'

[AapoJoki]

wat

[TwilightAronXD]

Even though I only had a vague idea of what was being said, I found it exiting =)

[SchrodingersFinch]

What is this I don't even

[ndjm00]

i think i am missing something here. i dont get it

[aka4x7b]

I eyed my Theo's latest chapter like a lazy cat eyes a domestic murder scene, passingly interested but only the absence of decent food.

Were it not for Count Lützow, hungover from power and effortlessly laconic, I would have let this moment pass without comment but he leaned in for my confidence, a suttle manipulation on his part.

"I think I understand it." I offered but the Count meerly waved his nearly artifical finger in correction.

"Then you must watch again." He explained.

[Jermbot15]

lol. Perfect response. And thank you. You started the laugh that let me enjoy the rest of the video.

[gotilk]

This has left me mad with restless leg syndrome.

[lairdofgarscaddon]

My God! :_O

Did I ever tell you that you are amazing? Truly an artist!

[AuntieDiluvian]

Forgive me for laughing but I'm mad with mirth :)

[VeryEvilPettingZoo]

That was pathetically enjoyable.

[yookayman]

I enjoyed this but probably not on the intended level which makes me mad with madness and pathetic with pathos

[myjizzureye]

Meth much?

[thorungal]

nahhh

[StephaneScot]

Fantastic stuff. Are you planning to go all the way to "z" in your serie?

[ThaGMan51]

mad libs? or genius?

[jebus6kryst]

Wow, simply wow.

[MpowerdAPE]

holy shit dude.

i feel like my brain got raped.

LOVED IT, MORE.

[TomSFox]

That doesn't make any sense.

[bariyou]

I love this series, and yet I hate it so.

I enjoy the word play, and find each piece to be an interesting set of word play. Your voice then amplifies the experience.

However I'm always upset because I KNOW there's some philosophical in-joke going on, and my lack of knowledge in the field means I don't "get it".

[Paxmax]

I'm with you on this bariyou.. *sigh*

I find myself having low attention span towards poetry and philosophy must be dumbed down before I get it.

Still I'd like to enjoy it but realise it's beyond my capability.

I can whip up really good rhymes for christmas gifts and such but I do not understand poetry.

[TheCaptainLulz]

this was one hell of an STD picnic was it not.

[rnistuk]

I think you need to find some healthy, disease free friends.

[Comptech224]

Uh . . . uh . . . What?

Well I think there is . . .perhaps only one thing clear that's happening, but beyond that the other metaphors escape me. Though it would be cool to hear more about Russia and Shostakovich in this series.

[ubuibiok]

Premo , Primo Vera...*****

[geniusintheory]

This has a strange way of shutting my brain down. Causing it to reboot and start fresh...what an odd sensation.

[TenThousandSubbies]

My year of not nagging you to produce another in the Paradox series has finally paid off!

Damn, I'm cunning (and good looking).

[ozoneification]

lay on the lsd

[notfitforsociety]

You must lay off the LSD.

[katey1dog]

With the Chateau, I don't think he'd need LSD.